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>Be Anon
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>Run a horse care business in a sci-fi future
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>Sci-fi bullshit means horses are nearly extinct
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>Even third worlders finally industrialised and don't need horses anymore
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>Only clients are rich retards that are stuck in the past
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>Capable of doing everything myself
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>Actually the only way of turning a profit is to do everything myself
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>Damn stingy retards
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>Some new planet got conquered after the locals sperged out
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>The locals are magic sapient ponies
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>Government has absolutely no idea what to do with them
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>Hires me to deal with it
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>L O D S OF E M O N E
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>Pretty much all of them have injuries and problems
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>Sapience is a double edged sword
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>Takes a few months to treat them
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>Takes a few years to get them to stop trying to kill me, break them in, and train them up
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>Most of them go off to good homes
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>Keep the white sunbutt one and the black moonbutt one
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>Thousands of years of battle scars, injuries, immortality shenanigains, and mental issues to deal with
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>Takes over a decade to make them obedient
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>Pretty much half my income is spent on these two
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>Get used to them being obedient
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>One day ask them why they're obedient
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>They'll end up outliving me
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>The entire situation will just be a bad memory eventually
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>MFW I became one of the rich retarded horse owners that I work for
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>MFW Celestia and Luna are waiting for me to die
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>MFW they'll probably sperg out again
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