Anon fucked up


                                            >Be anon

                                            >You get transported to Equestria

                                            >Pretty fucking cool until you realize that ponies aren't xenophiles

                                            >Ponies reject you for being a human and an asshole


                                            >Everything you do gives them a sense of unease

                                            >Like when someone smiles with their mouth but not their eyes

                                            >The way the grass doesn't spring back up when you walks

                                            >The way the doors always creak when you pushes them open

                                            >How you never breaks into song during celebrations

                                            >Your touch is warm, yet cold at the same time (magically clammy)

                                            >Nopony can feel the friendship coming from you

                                            >They especially didn't like the omnivore part and how you prefer meat to literally anything else the ponies comes up with.

                                            >You may have been hungry enough to joke about eating a horse

                                            >Ponies weren't the same after that


                                            >You live with Twilight for the time being, mostly because ponies want her to keep an eye on you to make sure you don't eat or rape anypony

                                            >You try to rape Twilight at some point, but fail miserably due to magical countermeasures she put up

                                            >Most of those you're pretty sure was fucking lethal


                                            >You and Twilight both kinda hate each other's guts at that point

                                            >Enter a series of tense moments that slowly escalates into fights without either of you trying to understand one another

                                            >Twilight eventually had enough of your shit and decides to reform you

                                            >By turning you into a filly


                                            >You try chewing out Twilight, but you are a defenseless filly now

                                            >You are unable to protest against this because she's a fucking princess

                                            >Twilight actually puts the effort in making a cover story for you and forcibly attempts to adopt you through legal and psychological means.

                                            >You resist at every single turn she puts you in, misbehaving and trying to sabatoge Purple's reputation to earn your freedom

                                            >Eventually your attempts at making Twicunt's life a miserable hell has taken it's toll

                                            >Purple actually reaches the breaking point and cries about why can't you just be a good filly and be happy with your life


                                            >You protest that you were happy with your life before and that you are a fucking adult and that you aren't a fucking filly

                                            >Twilight is silent

                                            >You smile believing that you've won the battle and got Twilight to cave in to your demands

                                            >Twilight agrees that you aren't a filly and that you're an adult

                                            >You are overjoyed by this sensation that you're finally going to become human again


                                            >Twilight goes over to a drawer and says that since you're an adult, you should be able to do adult things

                                            >Yfw you are puzzled and asked what she means by that

                                            >Yfw when she pulls out a strap-on

                                            >Yfw she puts it on