Anon gets mistaken for Santa Clause/Kinderquestria (Short)


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >Anon celebrates Christmas in Equestria

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Tells a few ponys about Santa Clause

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >Even dresses the part just to go that extra festive mile

                                            4.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >Its currently what you estimate to be the day of Christmas eve

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >Snow currently falls from the sky and lightly piles on the ground

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >But thats no concern of yours since your nice and toasty inside your house

                                            8.
                                            
                                                > You're currently enjoying a nice peaceful evening sitting in your big comfy chair next to your lit fireplace

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >Sipping Hot Coco

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >Eating Sugar cookies shaped like candy canes, Christmas trees, and other Christmasy shapes

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >The only sound you hear is the soft crackling of the fireplace

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >Shits comfy as fuck

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >Suddenly you hear a knock on your door

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >Before you can even motion to get up the door bursts open

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >Its Pinkie Pie

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >And her smile is a bit wider than usual

                                            17.
                                            
                                                "O-oh, hey Pinkie. What bring-"

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >Pinkie lets out a loud gasp cutting you off "Oh my gosh! You must be Santa Clause!"

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >Pinkie dashes towards you and cannonballs onto your lap in the blink of an eye almost causing you to spill your hot chocolate

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >She begins to speedily praddle on about all the gifts she wants for Christmas

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >She must have gone over at least 5 pages worth of things in less than 30 seconds

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >You have been too dumbfounded by how fast things have escalated to intervene with her rambling

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >That is until now

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >Before she could list off another 5 pages, you reach up and silence her by lightly wrapping a hand around her muzzle

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >She tries to continue speaking, however, all that can be heard are hushed "mmphs"

                                            26.
                                            
                                                "Hold on there Pinkie, there has been a mistake. I'm not actually San-"

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >Pinkie's eye go wide in realization and she forcefully pulls her muzzle away from your grip "Oh my gosh your right Santa! There has been a mistake! I forgot to tell everypony else your here!

                                            28.
                                            
                                                "Woah, hold up Pinkie, Im not San-"

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >Pinkie suddenly jumps off your lap and darts toward the door

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >She rips it open and sticks her head out the door and yells "He is really in here everypony! Come on in!"

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >What!?

                                            32.
                                            
                                                >You can hear the sound of numerous sets of hooves making their way towards your house

                                            33.
                                            
                                                >Countless excited and starry-eyed ponys start flooding into your house and around you

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >What the fuck?!

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >You told like three ponys at most about Christmas!

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >All of Ponyville and then some must be here!

                                            37.
                                            
                                                >Why the hell are all these ponys trying to cram into your house?

                                            38.
                                            
                                                >I-Is that Celestia and Luna?!

                                            39.
                                            
                                                >Your so confused right now

                                            40.
                                            
                                                >But you know one thing at least

                                            41.
                                            
                                                >Your gonna murder Pinkie Pie for this

                                            42.
                                            
                                                >[spoiler]metaphorical murder of course[/spoiler]