Goodnight Anon


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >Day Its 3:30 AM

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >You are really fucking tired, but you can't sleep due to Rainbow Dash, who barged in your house with a stack of Daring Doo movies.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >Why you mentioned you had never seen one of those movies before escapes you at the moment.

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >Dash had made sure to rectify that though, as she promptly popped in the first movie, sat down on the couch and asked you to make some popcorn.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >This is almost as bad as when you asked her who the Wonderbolts were. Almost.

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >What made matters worse was that every time you tried to get some shuteye she would punch you in the side and tell you to wake up.

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >Being hit by the pony wasn't really what kept you up. It was mostly because every time she went to pickup a cider or some popcorn you got a nice view of her ass.

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >Yes, you had a crush on the prismatic pony. That's the only reason you didn't throw her out the window the second she came in.

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >A quick glance at your watch and- Oh fuck you had work in three and a half hours. >Relaying this information to Dash she shrugged, got up from the couch and stopped the movie. She actually looked a little tired herself.

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >On her way out you noticed a slight blush on her face and that her tail was a little higher than usual.

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >You must not have been as sneaky as you thought when trying to peek.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >You try to contain your own blush as you mumble a barely audible 'night before closing the door and remembering its actually the morning.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >Whatever, you are all out of fucks to give at this point.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >Shuffling to the bedroom you think about how your boss is going to yell at you for drifting off in the middle of the day. Eh fuck em'

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >Finally reaching the bedroom you look at the bed like a man who has been lost in the desert looks at a glass of water, steak and hookers

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >Needless to say your shuffle increased speed once you saw that queen sized patch of heaven.

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >Wiggling under the covers, you allow your self to drift asleep.

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >Until you feel something warm and fuzzy snuggle itself into your chest.

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >Naturally you do what any sane being would do if they found something unidentifiable in their bed.

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >You flip the fuck out.

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >Which in your tired state was basically weakly flailing your arms around and moaning, "Ehhhhhhhhh"

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >This continued until a sky blue [spoiler]It's not fucking cyan[/spoiler] head popped out of your bed sheets and said, "Shut the buck up so I can go to sleep"

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >The head then disappeared back into the sheets.

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >Your tired brain managed to put together that it wasn't some horrible creature in your bed but instead Rainbow Dash, who is now curled up on your chest.

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >Wait, Rainbow Dash is on your chest.

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >Lifting the edge of the covers up you peer down at your chest and are met with two huge magenta orbs.

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >You then ask,

                                            28.
                                            
                                                "Dash, What are you doing in my bed?"

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >The blush from earlier comes back on her face, "I-I was going to go back to my house, b-but it got really windy outside and I was too tired to fly all the way up there s-so I decided to spend the night here instead."

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >You aren't tired enough to have rainbow get away with lying to you.

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >You knew that it took at least a couple of minutes at Dash's top speed to get from your house to hers.

                                            32.
                                            
                                                >You also didn't hear any wind this entire night, and even if there was Rainbow could definitely fly through it, tired or not.

                                            33.
                                            
                                                >You also knew that you were tired as shit and had zero fucks to give

                                            34.
                                            
                                                "Okay Skittles, you can spend the night here"

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >Her blush recedes a bit as she lets out a breath probably thinking she got away with it.

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >Whatever, let her have her little victory.

                                            37.
                                            
                                                >You are just about to tell her to go to the couch when you realize what a faggot you were about to be.

                                            38.
                                            
                                                >You instead wrap an arm around her, which entices a squeak from Rainbow then a squee when she finds out what it was that touched her.

                                            39.
                                            
                                                >You then try to pull her closer into a more comfortable position. Using your hand you try to find something to grab onto. You finally find something to grab and pull.

                                            40.
                                            
                                                >It is now that your exhausted brain figures out what you just used as leverage. It just so happens to be Rainbow's ass.

                                            41.
                                            
                                                >A loud squeak is all that is heard before the sheets get a very pronounced bulge in them from Rainbow's wings.

                                            42.
                                            
                                                >Deciding to play it cool, you slowly remove your hand from her butt and rest it on her back.

                                            43.
                                            
                                                >The bulge seems to go down, If only slightly

                                            44.
                                            
                                                >Meanwhile your own bulge has no signs of going down anytime soon.

                                            45.
                                            
                                                >You hope Rainbow doesn't scoot back down or she'll be met with a surprise.

                                            46.
                                            
                                                >You eventually start to drift off to sleep, but right before you are embraced by the sandman you hear a faint "Goodnight Anon"