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>"Anon I'm not so sure about this?"
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"Relax Twiggles I know what I'm doing."
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>"Maybe in the kitchen Anon but this is some serious businesses,I mean combing a power crystal to your uh... thing."
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"Zune"
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>"What?"
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"It's called a Zune and it hasn't failed me in years, it won't fail me now."
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>"Well your Zune or whatever it is doesn't look safe I don't trust it especially if we combine it with something from Equestria."
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"Will you relax Sparkles after all great things have come from the joining of our two worlds."
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"Get it?"
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>"Yes Anon I get it."
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"I was talking about my penis."
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"You know 'coming, joining' it's comedy gold!"
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>"YES Anon I get it!"
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"Cause you distrust all my electronics from Earth,but you sure like it when I do that thing with my toung-"
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>"YES ANON THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMEDIC GENIUS!"
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>"Truly Equestria would devastated by the loss of your sharp wit."
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"Heh you know it babe,now stand back the light shows about to start."
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>"Anon are you sure this will work?"
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"Ha Ha, I have no idea Twilight!"
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>"This really doesn't feel safe for a stallion to be doing,even one as whimsical as you Anon."
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"Not a stallion Twi,besides I got such a strong magic caster here with me after all we'll be fine."
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>"Still... should I even be allowing this? It seems like a bad idea waiting to go kaboom."
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"Well no probably not but since you are can you tell me your favorite type of music?"
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>"What,why? How would that help you power up your thing?"
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"Zune."
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>"Fine your Zune,and you still haven't answered the question!"
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"Nuh uh you first purple butt."
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>"Fine I really like jazz, ...what don't look at me like that! You asked!"
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"Yeah its just, jazz really?"
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>"I was at a concert recently and they played it as the finale. I've enjoyed hearing it while reading a good book in the library."
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"Huh,I guess you like jazz,huh?"
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>"Yes I literally just said that Anon."
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"No,no I heard you the first time,its just an Earth thing,forget about it."
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>"What?"
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"Don't worry about it"
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>"No I feel like I'm missing something."
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"Oh here it goes look somethings happening! Watch out!"
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>"Anon!"
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"Oh shit its glowing! Is the crystal supposed to be doing that Twinkle Sprinkle?"
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>"Stop calling me that! I told you that name isn't marely!"
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"Oh but you sure loved me calling your name out last night,why I bet we even woke lil Spike up."
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>"Shut UP Anon,and anyway the crystals usually do that after they expend their charge its their way of telling you their empty."
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>"In fact its quite an interesting and fascinating topic you see..."
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"Yeah yeah,save it for when Spike comes asking about the ghosts haunting this treehouse."
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"Get it? Because ..."
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>"YES ANON I 'get' it"
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>"Now when I let go of your mouth with my hoof will you please not say something crass?"
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"Saul Goodman,no sexy flirting right now,pure professionalism I hear you sister."
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>"Good"
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>"You don't think Spike has heard us right Anon?"
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"Eh..."
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>"RIGHT?"
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"Look Purple Nurple we'll cross that bridge when we get there,now help me check my Zune out."
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"Ah look at this right here in my hand truly the pinnacle of portable media players,nothing could ever top this."
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>"Its just a black box Anon."
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"Hey this 'black box' got me through college Sparks,its not unfair to say I owe my bachelor's degree in culinary arts to this bad boy."
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"Without my trusty Zune would have spent so much time in silence waiting for food to finish cooking."
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>"I still can't believe your people have entire academies dedicated to cooking."
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"Yeah well I can't believe you of all ponies managed to get such a catch like me."
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>"I know,its like a dream,I love you Anon."
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"Ah geez you were supposed to say something witty that I could turn around on you."
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"I love you too Twilight."
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"You're still a cuck for wanting me to fuck the rest of your friends."
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>"Anon! I am not a cuck!"
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"I mean you kinda are though..."
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>"We're not getting into this again,things work differently here than whatever crazy land you're from!"
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"Ok Twi whatever you say" cuck
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>"What? Did you say something?"
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"Yeah I said pay your respect to the all mighty ZUNE!"
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"Any way look here it's working,it actually got a charge."
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"I wonder if I can charge everything else with those crystals?"
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>"Don't count on it,do you know how hard it was to get even just one of those?
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>"All that trouble for a box I don't get it Anon the box is just glowing."
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>"If you wanted a torch,there are plenty of ways to make a light source."
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"No you silly nerd horse its so much more are you ready?
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>"Ready for what?"
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"For me to blow your mind with some sweet smooth jazz."
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>"I didn't know you played Anon?"
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"I don't BEHOLD! https://youtu.be/n2rVnRwW0h8 [Cowboy Bebop OST 1 - Tank!]
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>"Eh, whats that sound? Is that jazz?"
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"It's the sound of progress my purple marefriend."
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>"Wait where is it coming from?"
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"Why the Zune of course!"
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>"So the music is coming out of your Zune thing?"
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"Yep."
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>"Woah" achievement unlocked make a pony go woah
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"You said it sister now all we need is to pick which mp3 we wanna hear."
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>"What's an mp3?"
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"Do I look like I know what an mp3 is?"
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>"But..."
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"Nah I'm just yanking your tail and boy that sounds a lot more dirty when I'm not talking to a human."
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"Anyway think of it like a record just choose which one you want from this list of jazz songs I got."
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>Hmm ok,wait you don't have a lot of jazz songs here Anon?"
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"Yeah I was never really a fan but I still got some chill tunes,go ahead Twi."
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>https://youtu.be/wRMkOY9OrbU [Platina Jazz - Come, Sweet Death [Komm, süsser Tod] (from ”Neon Genesis Evangelion”)] Hm sounds kinda sad Anon
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"Yeah well it is what it is go ahead and check the rest out."
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>https://youtu.be/sbzRCSIgkAE [California Dreaming by the HBCM Big Band] I don't think this is jazz Anon but I like it.
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"Yeah it's more big band anyway we won't go quietly, the legion can count on that!"
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>"Another Earth thing?"
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"Yes sweet mamma go on pick another."
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>"Uh I guess this one"
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>https://youtu.be/RfkB6pLq__c [Everybody Wants To Be A Cat (The Aristocats) by Dimie Cat]
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>"Oh I like this Anon, it sounds really good."
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"Yeah you know what we can listen to this later on tonight after all..."
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>"What?"
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"Did you forget? Spike is going to the sleepover at AJ's place,we will have the entire tree to ourselves."
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>"Oh sweet Celestia."
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"So why don't we listen to one of my favorite songs in the meantime and dance Twi?"
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>https://youtu.be/vGJTaP6anOU [Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling In Love (Audio)]
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>"Wait Anon what about the library or Spike what abou...
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"A kiss on the lips for this little mare, now why don't you grab my hand and stop worrying for once?"
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>"Ok Anon, as long as I'm with you it'll be fine."
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A little story I wrote for RGRE but I figure you guys would like to read about the almighty Z U N E anyways I added the song names for those reading the paste, I know I hate when I'm reading a paste with youtube links that have been deleted and your left wondering what the hell those songs were.
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