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=Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 2=
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>Be Nightmare Night
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>Be with Luna.
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>"Oh, where is she?" She asked.
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"Would you relax? You'll get to see your boyfriend in Ponyville soon enough."
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>Even if he was still eight...
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>*shudder*
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>"This is so like her, hiding from me so she doesn't have to watch over the city. Stranding me here."
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>Maybe she's trying to send a message...
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"Look, I'm sure that we'll fin-"
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>"Hello, you two."
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>You and Luna wheel around.
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>Celestia is standing outside of a small tent covered in sun symbols.
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>She was also wearing a suit and a top hat.
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"Wha-"
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>"Not right now, dear."
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>She turns to you two again and nudges you to the tent with her magic.
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>"Might I interest you in a little...private show?"
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>You are not amused.
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"Celly, I just want to get back out there and scare children."
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>Luna nods. "Yes, and you must take over my guard of the city so that I might away to Ponyvil-"
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>The two of you get no further as you are gripped by magic and thrown into the tent.
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>You and Luna land in a heap on the floor as Celestia booms over you.
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>"Don't you disrespect me little man!"
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>"Stay a little while, if you're inclined."
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>"You're in my world now, not your world..."
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>She shoves her ass in your face.
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>"And I've got a flank that will blow your mind."
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>A small echo went through the tent. "She's got a flank that will blow your mind..."
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>You get up and dust yourself off.
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"Celly, that's fun and all, but I really thin-"
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>Celestia gives the two of you another magical shove.
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>"Sit down at my table."
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>"Take a seat, oh please~."
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>"If you relax it will enable me to give your dick a squeeze."
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>That was accompanied by your pants momentarily tightening.
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>"I know just what gets you."
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>"I can tell just what to do."
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>"I take a good long look at your heart's desire..."
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>She leans over to Luna. "You do have those, don't you Luna?"
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>"Known how to set your soul afire."
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>She floats a large book over to the table.
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>It says "Karma Sutra: Extreme Edition."
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>Oh hell...
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>"I got doodoo, I got thumbscrew, I got things even -I- haven't tried!"
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>Wait, what was that second thing?
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>Celestia chuckles. "And I've got a flank that'll blow your mind."
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>Pictures of various ponies hung around the room and seemed to speak. "She's got a flank that'll blow your mind."
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>Celestia cracks open the book.
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>"The forms, the forms, the forms show all."
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>"From the front, the back, or against the wall."
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>"The forms...THE FORMS...Just pick one..."
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>"Go on, pick a form and we'll have a little fun~."
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>You keep your face deaadpan as you stared at Celly's stupid hat and flipped to a page that has what looks like somep0ny sitting on another back.
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>Celestia grins.
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>"Now you my dear, are from across the stars."
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>"You were pulled from your world and you came to ours."
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"Celly take off the hat."
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>She ignores you.
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>"Your lifestyle's high!"
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>"Since you lost that bet..."
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>She smiles at you.
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>"This has got to be better than just living in my debt."
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>"Having a nice Nightmare Night, dear?"
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"I was, until you kidnapped me."
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>"Oh, I'm just putting on a show."
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"Finally one that doesn't involve fishnets, huh?"
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>Celestia grins. "Oh, you know you and I have fun."
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>The pages of the book flap rapidly now.
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>"We have our fun! Have our fun! Have our fun, my hon!"
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>"And when I guess about later, it's the fun that I run!"
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>Celestia turns to Luna.
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>"On you dear sister, I don't even have to try."
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>"You wear what you like right on your face."
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>"You want someone nice, and quiet and safe as a vice."
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>"And if you found someone, you'd smother them in your embrace."
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>The pages flip again. "But out there somewhere, the one I see..."
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>It stops on what looks like a pony twice the size of its partner half wrapped around it.
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>"Has exactly the thing you couldn't get from me."
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>Luna looks as confused as you when Celestia extended her hooves.
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>"Shake my hooves..."
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"Wha-"
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>"Come now, you two...won't you shake your dear Princess' hooves?..."
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>You and Luna both sigh and grasp her hooves.
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>"Yes!"
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>Celestia jumps up on the table and casts a spell, bringing the room to life with lights.
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>"Are you ready?"
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>"Are you ready?" The pictures from the wall echo
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>"Are you ready?"
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>That was getting old...
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>"Kinky evening central!
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>"Kinky MORNING central!"
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>"Kinky all-week-long central."
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>Those stupid pictures would be annoying you if your pants didn't seem to magically be getting tighter.
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>"Can you feel it?"
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>"You're rising, you're climbing, you're sprouting all right."
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>"I hope you'll come unwind."
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>"In fact I really can't see you not..."
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>"Because I've got a flank that will blow your mind!"
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>Celestia does her best Nightmare Moon impersonation as the pictures float around.
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>"Hope you didn't have plans, cause you'll be here all night."
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>As the laughter stops, the room goes dark and you hear a shlicking sound.
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>"Oh~..."
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>You reach into your pocket and grab your lighter.
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>The small light offered some refuge from the darkness.
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>It also illuminated Celestia's toothy grin as she laid seductively on the table.
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>That was...something else.
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>"So...what did you think?" She asked.
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>You rise from your seat as best you can.
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"That was incredibly silly."
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>"You like silly." She said as you took a few steps towards her.
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"Can't believe you set all this up..."
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>"Most of what you DO is silly."
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"Can't believe you made us come find you!"
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>"I'd say about ninety percent."
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"Why was so important that you do it tonight of all times?"
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>Celestia looks at you through lidded eyes. "Dear, none of that answers my question. What did you thiiiink~?"
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"What did I think?"
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>You turn your head to Luna.
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"What did I THINK!?"
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>You grab your wife by the back of her head and declare blitzkrieg on her mouth.
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>Celestia releases a low moan as you side your tongue along the back of her teeth.
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>What can you say? You loved a good performance.
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>You break the kiss and press your forehead against hers.
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"I think you need to get your sister out of this goddamn tent right fuckin' now."
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-Luna PoV-
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>You felt the familiar tug of your sisters magic as you were unceremoniously tossed out of the tent outside.
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>You were prepared to give her a piece of your mind after you got up, but you could hear the muffled giggles and gasps escaping the tent as you got closer.
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"Oh, what's the point..."
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>You trotted away from the tent through the rest of the castle garden.
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>Up above, the moon you were responsible for hung in the sky.
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"I wonder if you're looking at it right now..."
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>You wanted to see him so badly...
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>Your sister and her husband didn't understand, nop0ny could understand what you felt.
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>They would just try to take him away from you.
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"I'm So lunely."
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"So lunely."
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"So lunely and sadly alune."
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>You walked into the castle proper.
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"There's a small one.
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"Far, far from me."
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"As I sit here on my lunar throne."
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"I scare ponies off and have few good friends."
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"But I talk to him, and he understands."
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"But nop0ny takes our love seriously..."
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>You made your way up the stairs to your room.
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"And so I'm lunely."
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>You hitch a bit as you think about him.
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"A little lunely."
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"Poor little me."
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>You make your way through the halls
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"There was one pony."
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"I could relate to"
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"But she found one from beyond the stars."
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>You chuckle.
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"It's kinda silly."
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>You shake your head.
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"But not really..."
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>The mirror nearby you cracks as you walk past it.
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"Because it's filling my body with rage!"
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>You open the door to your room.
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"They say love knows no bounds and that you should chase it."
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"But you find it and they tell you that it doesn't fit."
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"So I sneak out to see he who knows the real me~..."
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"But until then, I'll just be lunely."
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>You sigh.[spoiler][/spoiler] "Little lunely, poor little me"
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>You rest your head on your legs.
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"I'm so lunely..."
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>A gentle knock comes at your door. "Princess Luna?"
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"Uhg...What, Sunshine?"
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>"It's your sister, Ma'am. She said you are free to leave the city now."
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>You practically jump out of the bed and cheer in your glee.
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>You were coming, Pippen!
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>You might even give him tongue tonight.
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>And if you were patient, he would be giving it to you!
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