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- =Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 2=
- >Be Nightmare Night
- >Be with Luna.
- >"Oh, where is she?" She asked.
- "Would you relax? You'll get to see your boyfriend in Ponyville soon enough."
- >Even if he was still eight...
- >*shudder*
- >"This is so like her, hiding from me so she doesn't have to watch over the city. Stranding me here."
- >Maybe she's trying to send a message...
- "Look, I'm sure that we'll fin-"
- >"Hello, you two."
- >You and Luna wheel around.
- >Celestia is standing outside of a small tent covered in sun symbols.
- >She was also wearing a suit and a top hat.
- "Wha-"
- >"Not right now, dear."
- >She turns to you two again and nudges you to the tent with her magic.
- >"Might I interest you in a little...private show?"
- >You are not amused.
- "Celly, I just want to get back out there and scare children."
- >Luna nods. "Yes, and you must take over my guard of the city so that I might away to Ponyvil-"
- >The two of you get no further as you are gripped by magic and thrown into the tent.
- >You and Luna land in a heap on the floor as Celestia booms over you.
- >"Don't you disrespect me little man!"
- >"Stay a little while, if you're inclined."
- >"You're in my world now, not your world..."
- >She shoves her ass in your face.
- >"And I've got a flank that will blow your mind."
- >A small echo went through the tent. "She's got a flank that will blow your mind..."
- >You get up and dust yourself off.
- "Celly, that's fun and all, but I really thin-"
- >Celestia gives the two of you another magical shove.
- >"Sit down at my table."
- >"Take a seat, oh please~."
- >"If you relax it will enable me to give your dick a squeeze."
- >That was accompanied by your pants momentarily tightening.
- >"I know just what gets you."
- >"I can tell just what to do."
- >"I take a good long look at your heart's desire..."
- >She leans over to Luna. "You do have those, don't you Luna?"
- >"Known how to set your soul afire."
- >She floats a large book over to the table.
- >It says "Karma Sutra: Extreme Edition."
- >Oh hell...
- >"I got doodoo, I got thumbscrew, I got things even -I- haven't tried!"
- >Wait, what was that second thing?
- >Celestia chuckles. "And I've got a flank that'll blow your mind."
- >Pictures of various ponies hung around the room and seemed to speak. "She's got a flank that'll blow your mind."
- >Celestia cracks open the book.
- >"The forms, the forms, the forms show all."
- >"From the front, the back, or against the wall."
- >"The forms...THE FORMS...Just pick one..."
- >"Go on, pick a form and we'll have a little fun~."
- >You keep your face deaadpan as you stared at Celly's stupid hat and flipped to a page that has what looks like somep0ny sitting on another back.
- >Celestia grins.
- >"Now you my dear, are from across the stars."
- >"You were pulled from your world and you came to ours."
- "Celly take off the hat."
- >She ignores you.
- >"Your lifestyle's high!"
- >"Since you lost that bet..."
- >She smiles at you.
- >"This has got to be better than just living in my debt."
- >"Having a nice Nightmare Night, dear?"
- "I was, until you kidnapped me."
- >"Oh, I'm just putting on a show."
- "Finally one that doesn't involve fishnets, huh?"
- >Celestia grins. "Oh, you know you and I have fun."
- >The pages of the book flap rapidly now.
- >"We have our fun! Have our fun! Have our fun, my hon!"
- >"And when I guess about later, it's the fun that I run!"
- >Celestia turns to Luna.
- >"On you dear sister, I don't even have to try."
- >"You wear what you like right on your face."
- >"You want someone nice, and quiet and safe as a vice."
- >"And if you found someone, you'd smother them in your embrace."
- >The pages flip again. "But out there somewhere, the one I see..."
- >It stops on what looks like a pony twice the size of its partner half wrapped around it.
- >"Has exactly the thing you couldn't get from me."
- >Luna looks as confused as you when Celestia extended her hooves.
- >"Shake my hooves..."
- "Wha-"
- >"Come now, you two...won't you shake your dear Princess' hooves?..."
- >You and Luna both sigh and grasp her hooves.
- >"Yes!"
- >Celestia jumps up on the table and casts a spell, bringing the room to life with lights.
- >"Are you ready?"
- >"Are you ready?" The pictures from the wall echo
- >"Are you ready?"
- >That was getting old...
- >"Kinky evening central!
- >"Kinky MORNING central!"
- >"Kinky all-week-long central."
- >Those stupid pictures would be annoying you if your pants didn't seem to magically be getting tighter.
- >"Can you feel it?"
- >"You're rising, you're climbing, you're sprouting all right."
- >"I hope you'll come unwind."
- >"In fact I really can't see you not..."
- >"Because I've got a flank that will blow your mind!"
- >Celestia does her best Nightmare Moon impersonation as the pictures float around.
- >"Hope you didn't have plans, cause you'll be here all night."
- >As the laughter stops, the room goes dark and you hear a shlicking sound.
- >"Oh~..."
- >You reach into your pocket and grab your lighter.
- >The small light offered some refuge from the darkness.
- >It also illuminated Celestia's toothy grin as she laid seductively on the table.
- >That was...something else.
- >"So...what did you think?" She asked.
- >You rise from your seat as best you can.
- "That was incredibly silly."
- >"You like silly." She said as you took a few steps towards her.
- "Can't believe you set all this up..."
- >"Most of what you DO is silly."
- "Can't believe you made us come find you!"
- >"I'd say about ninety percent."
- "Why was so important that you do it tonight of all times?"
- >Celestia looks at you through lidded eyes. "Dear, none of that answers my question. What did you thiiiink~?"
- "What did I think?"
- >You turn your head to Luna.
- "What did I THINK!?"
- >You grab your wife by the back of her head and declare blitzkrieg on her mouth.
- >Celestia releases a low moan as you side your tongue along the back of her teeth.
- >What can you say? You loved a good performance.
- >You break the kiss and press your forehead against hers.
- "I think you need to get your sister out of this goddamn tent right fuckin' now."
- -Luna PoV-
- >You felt the familiar tug of your sisters magic as you were unceremoniously tossed out of the tent outside.
- >You were prepared to give her a piece of your mind after you got up, but you could hear the muffled giggles and gasps escaping the tent as you got closer.
- "Oh, what's the point..."
- >You trotted away from the tent through the rest of the castle garden.
- >Up above, the moon you were responsible for hung in the sky.
- "I wonder if you're looking at it right now..."
- >You wanted to see him so badly...
- >Your sister and her husband didn't understand, nop0ny could understand what you felt.
- >They would just try to take him away from you.
- "I'm So lunely."
- "So lunely."
- "So lunely and sadly alune."
- >You walked into the castle proper.
- "There's a small one.
- "Far, far from me."
- "As I sit here on my lunar throne."
- "I scare ponies off and have few good friends."
- "But I talk to him, and he understands."
- "But nop0ny takes our love seriously..."
- >You made your way up the stairs to your room.
- "And so I'm lunely."
- >You hitch a bit as you think about him.
- "A little lunely."
- "Poor little me."
- >You make your way through the halls
- "There was one pony."
- "I could relate to"
- "But she found one from beyond the stars."
- >You chuckle.
- "It's kinda silly."
- >You shake your head.
- "But not really..."
- >The mirror nearby you cracks as you walk past it.
- "Because it's filling my body with rage!"
- >You open the door to your room.
- "They say love knows no bounds and that you should chase it."
- "But you find it and they tell you that it doesn't fit."
- "So I sneak out to see he who knows the real me~..."
- "But until then, I'll just be lunely."
- >You sigh.[spoiler][/spoiler] "Little lunely, poor little me"
- >You rest your head on your legs.
- "I'm so lunely..."
- >A gentle knock comes at your door. "Princess Luna?"
- "Uhg...What, Sunshine?"
- >"It's your sister, Ma'am. She said you are free to leave the city now."
- >You practically jump out of the bed and cheer in your glee.
- >You were coming, Pippen!
- >You might even give him tongue tonight.
- >And if you were patient, he would be giving it to you!
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