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Flanking Maneuvers: Episode 6. Fucking Fetishes.
By MandroidCreated: 19th December 2020 01:07:18 PM
- =Flanking Maneuvers Episode 6=
- >You dug through your the draws in your room, place off to the side because you weren't a fatass who needed huge clothes.
- "Celly!"
- >"What dear?" Comes from the balcony.
- "Where the fuck are all my socks?"
- >When you get no answer, you turn around.
- >Celestia's eyes are darting back and forth as they try to avoid your gaze.
- "Celly..."
- >Celestia bites her lip. "You remember when I wanted to try on socks that one night a few weeks ago to see how they felt?"
- "CELLY..."
- >"Well..."
- >Your face falls.
- "Do you. Have any idea. How much custom sock orders for me cost?"
- Theme song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmGkfWDtv78
- >You wondered around the room.
- "Where the fuck is my bit pouch?"
- >Celestia had retired onto the bed and was watching you run around. "Why is this so important to you?"
- "Because I have sensitive feet and don't want to step on fucking rocks all day?"
- >"Sensitive feet~?"
- "Piss off. Not in the mood."
- >You toss your pants out of the drawer and root around inside.
- >"And why do you need socks? Your boots work just as well without them."
- "Because I don't want rank ass athletes foot anymore then I want rocks in my feet."
- >You finally find your bit pouch, why the fuck was it with your underwear?
- >Grimacing as you lace up your boots, you turn to your wife.
- "I suppose this is the time when I'm supposed to ask you if I should pick up anything while I'm out."
- >Celestia lays back on the bed. "I don't but ask Luna if she needs anything."
- >Your scowl deepens.
- "I was being facetious."
- >"Too late, you've volunteered now."
- >God.
- >Dammit.
- "I hate you so much."
- >Celestia chuckles as you step out. "Liar."
- >You stomp down the hallways towards Luna's room, your feet feeling strange against nothing but your boots.
- >And why are you bothering? Luna probably wasn't even up yet.
- >You knock on the door when you get there.
- >Nothing...
- >You open the door and peer inside.
- "Luna?...You up yet?"
- >You heard muffled voices coming from deeper in the small apartment Luna had for a room.
- >Not only was she up, but entertaining?
- >Your natural inquisitiveness demands you go look.
- >As you get closer, the voices sounds like...laughter?"
- >As you crossed over the threshold into Luna's bedroom, you decided that your natural inquisitiveness was an asshole.
- >A small colt with the coat of a cow jumped onto the bed dressed like a pirate. "Don' worry Sea Princess! Captain Pip will save you from the dragon!"
- >Luna lay on her side on the bed, wearing in a frilly dress. "Oh~ Captain Pip! However can I...repay...you..." She says as her eyes drift over to you.
- >Your fist shook as you tried to stop the Class Z apocalyptic rustling of your jimmies.
- >Pip gets a big smile."Oh, hello Mister Mous! Are you here to join me and Luna's game?"
- >Luna shoots the boy a quick glare at the suggestion as you calm yourself enough to speak.
- "No...thanks...kid. Luna! I'm heading out...is there anything you wanted me to pick up...?" You ask through gritted teeth.
- >Luna's eyes shift between you and Pip. "N-no. Brother-in-law...nothing I need." She says.
- "Good."
- >You turn on your heel and stomp out of the room.
- >You slam the door behind you and rub your temples in an attempt to unsee.
- >You grab a nearby guard from his post.
- "Little Pip's mother has called him back home. Call into Princess Luna's room and prepare a chariot."
- >"Yes sir"
- >That's better...
- >It was late afternoon when you got to Joe's Storage.
- >Yeah, you had lied when you talked about the cost of these socks.
- >You had thousands in a garage at the edge of the city.
- >"Yo." Joe said as you walked into the office.
- >It was a bit weird that the doughnut place guy ran a storage lot, but his rates were cheap.
- "Yo Joe."
- >"Socks again?"
- "Yep."
- >"Princess wore out the old ones?"
- >You sigh.[spoiler][/spoiler]"Don't want to talk about it, Joe. Just take my back."
- >Joe nods and levitates your key off a rack behind him.
- >Your garage was near the back, the better to ward off suspicion.
- >A lot of ponies did that, by your reasoning.
- >You think the guy next to you was running a meth lab in his.
- >You open the door to your garage and gaze at the mountain of packages of socks piled inside it.
- "Stupid mare is going to be the death of me."
- >Joe laughs. "Yeah, she can be pretty intense."
- >You arch an eyebrow at Joe.
- >"What? Everyp0ny knows about how the Princess used to get around. You'd shoulda heard what some guys said they were gonna do to you after the two o' you got married."
- >The socks hit the ground as you turn your head up.
- "Is there anyone in this city who has not slept with my wife!?"
- >Cool it Agustus
- >You drag your hand down your face.[spoiler][/spoiler] "How long ago?"
- >"Huh?"
- "I don't want your cream filling, now how long ago?"
- >Joe brings a hoof to his chin. "A while before you two got hitched. Just before the royal wedding, I think."
- >Back when she was seeing you every weekend...
- >"Uhh...that a problem?"
- "No...no, it's fine." You grumbled.
- >Not much about your situation was really "official" anyway.
- >You snatch up some socks and head back home.
- "You owe me free doughnuts from now on"
- >"Wha-Why?"
- "You know why, Tidbit Tiddler!" You call back.
- >A wife for some damn doughnut holes was fair.
- >Fuck. Who knew an armful of socks was such a pain to carry?
- >You'd think that with how much time you spent with Celestia, you'd have picked up some magical powers or something.
- >Instead all you got was a tan on your dick.
- >You were walking through the castle halls when you heard giggling coming from an open door.
- >Your natural inquisitiveness starts to act up again.
- >No! Fuck you inquisitiveness! You know what happened the last time!
- >You find your hand on the door, opening it and stepping inside.
- >FFFFFUUUUUUUCK.
- >Two figures sat on a couch. One was your in-law and favorite irritation target: Shining Armor
- >The other had a black coat, wings, and a horn. But her hair gave her away.
- >"Cadence, you have no idea how much this means to me..." Shining said.
- >"O-of course dear."
- >"It's just that...we were together pretty often before the wedding an-"
- >"I get it dear...you made a connec..ti...on...
- >Someone fades off as they see you while they have freaky sex for the second time today.
- >Both Shining Armor and Chrys-Cadence exchange glances between you and their spouse.
- >"Are...you okay, Mous?"
- "YES. I AM FINE."
- >Cadence gasps. "Did we...leave the door open?"
- "HELL YEAH YOU DID."
- >The awkwardness is palpable.
- >You look over Cadences now black body.
- "DID YOU TWO JUST PAINT HER, OR WHAT?"
- >Cadence's blush breaks through the layer of black. "It...comes off with water..."
- >"Or...saliva..." Shining Armor finishes.
- >You step backwards out the door.
- "ENJOY YOUR BLACK SHITS, YOU TWO."
- >With that, you slam the door and walk upstairs.
- >You kick open your door and toss the socks into the corner.
- >"Hello~" Comes from your side.
- >Your scowl deepens as you see the sight on your bed.
- >Celestia had bound herself in fucking red ribbon on the bed.
- >She even tied a little bow on the back.
- >You were about to go ballistic when you caught yourself.
- >Easy. You prepared for this.
- >You walked over to the bed and reached into the cooler you kept underneath.
- "Talked to Joe about how you two knew each other today."
- >"And what did he say~?" Celestia asked.
- >You plopped down on the bed and flip on the T.V. with your beer in one hand and secret weapon concealed in the other.
- "Apparently, you knew him when you knew me."
- >Celestia rolls her eyes. "A mare has needs, Mous. You were only here on weekends."
- "Yeah, whatever. Nympho."
- >Celestia nuzzles your cheek. "Don't be like that...You know I'd never step out on my favorite husband." She coos.
- >Probably only because you'd win then...
- "Eh. At least I got free doughnuts out of it."
- >Celestia chuckles. "Perhaps I should "know" more people."
- "My sloppy seconds rule has not changed since the first time we slept together, Celly."
- >"Tight ass."
- >The two of you watch T.V. in silence for a bit.
- >"...Well, aren't you going to open your present?"
- "Oh yeah..."
- >You hand shoots out and smacks onto her flank without a word
- >"Oh~! I didn't know I was getting to you that much...Perhaps we can start by-
- "Look at your ass."
- >Celestia looks down to see a sticker covering her Cutie Mark.
- >DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS.
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