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Flanking Maneuvers: Episode 6. Fucking Fetishes.
By MandroidCreated: 2020-12-19 13:07:18
Expiry: Never
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=Flanking Maneuvers Episode 6=
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>You dug through your the draws in your room, place off to the side because you weren't a fatass who needed huge clothes.
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"Celly!"
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>"What dear?" Comes from the balcony.
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"Where the fuck are all my socks?"
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>When you get no answer, you turn around.
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>Celestia's eyes are darting back and forth as they try to avoid your gaze.
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"Celly..."
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>Celestia bites her lip. "You remember when I wanted to try on socks that one night a few weeks ago to see how they felt?"
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"CELLY..."
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>"Well..."
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>Your face falls.
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"Do you. Have any idea. How much custom sock orders for me cost?"
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Theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmGkfWDtv78
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>You wondered around the room.
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"Where the fuck is my bit pouch?"
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>Celestia had retired onto the bed and was watching you run around. "Why is this so important to you?"
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"Because I have sensitive feet and don't want to step on fucking rocks all day?"
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>"Sensitive feet~?"
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"Piss off. Not in the mood."
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>You toss your pants out of the drawer and root around inside.
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>"And why do you need socks? Your boots work just as well without them."
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"Because I don't want rank ass athletes foot anymore then I want rocks in my feet."
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>You finally find your bit pouch, why the fuck was it with your underwear?
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>Grimacing as you lace up your boots, you turn to your wife.
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"I suppose this is the time when I'm supposed to ask you if I should pick up anything while I'm out."
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>Celestia lays back on the bed. "I don't but ask Luna if she needs anything."
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>Your scowl deepens.
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"I was being facetious."
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>"Too late, you've volunteered now."
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>God.
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>Dammit.
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"I hate you so much."
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>Celestia chuckles as you step out. "Liar."
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>You stomp down the hallways towards Luna's room, your feet feeling strange against nothing but your boots.
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>And why are you bothering? Luna probably wasn't even up yet.
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>You knock on the door when you get there.
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>Nothing...
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>You open the door and peer inside.
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"Luna?...You up yet?"
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>You heard muffled voices coming from deeper in the small apartment Luna had for a room.
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>Not only was she up, but entertaining?
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>Your natural inquisitiveness demands you go look.
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>As you get closer, the voices sounds like...laughter?"
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>As you crossed over the threshold into Luna's bedroom, you decided that your natural inquisitiveness was an asshole.
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>A small colt with the coat of a cow jumped onto the bed dressed like a pirate. "Don' worry Sea Princess! Captain Pip will save you from the dragon!"
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>Luna lay on her side on the bed, wearing in a frilly dress. "Oh~ Captain Pip! However can I...repay...you..." She says as her eyes drift over to you.
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>Your fist shook as you tried to stop the Class Z apocalyptic rustling of your jimmies.
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>Pip gets a big smile."Oh, hello Mister Mous! Are you here to join me and Luna's game?"
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>Luna shoots the boy a quick glare at the suggestion as you calm yourself enough to speak.
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"No...thanks...kid. Luna! I'm heading out...is there anything you wanted me to pick up...?" You ask through gritted teeth.
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>Luna's eyes shift between you and Pip. "N-no. Brother-in-law...nothing I need." She says.
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"Good."
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>You turn on your heel and stomp out of the room.
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>You slam the door behind you and rub your temples in an attempt to unsee.
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>You grab a nearby guard from his post.
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"Little Pip's mother has called him back home. Call into Princess Luna's room and prepare a chariot."
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>"Yes sir"
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>That's better...
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>It was late afternoon when you got to Joe's Storage.
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>Yeah, you had lied when you talked about the cost of these socks.
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>You had thousands in a garage at the edge of the city.
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>"Yo." Joe said as you walked into the office.
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>It was a bit weird that the doughnut place guy ran a storage lot, but his rates were cheap.
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"Yo Joe."
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>"Socks again?"
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"Yep."
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>"Princess wore out the old ones?"
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>You sigh.[spoiler][/spoiler]"Don't want to talk about it, Joe. Just take my back."
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>Joe nods and levitates your key off a rack behind him.
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>Your garage was near the back, the better to ward off suspicion.
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>A lot of ponies did that, by your reasoning.
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>You think the guy next to you was running a meth lab in his.
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>You open the door to your garage and gaze at the mountain of packages of socks piled inside it.
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"Stupid mare is going to be the death of me."
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>Joe laughs. "Yeah, she can be pretty intense."
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>You arch an eyebrow at Joe.
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>"What? Everyp0ny knows about how the Princess used to get around. You'd shoulda heard what some guys said they were gonna do to you after the two o' you got married."
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>The socks hit the ground as you turn your head up.
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"Is there anyone in this city who has not slept with my wife!?"
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>Cool it Agustus
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>You drag your hand down your face.[spoiler][/spoiler] "How long ago?"
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>"Huh?"
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"I don't want your cream filling, now how long ago?"
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>Joe brings a hoof to his chin. "A while before you two got hitched. Just before the royal wedding, I think."
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>Back when she was seeing you every weekend...
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>"Uhh...that a problem?"
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"No...no, it's fine." You grumbled.
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>Not much about your situation was really "official" anyway.
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>You snatch up some socks and head back home.
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"You owe me free doughnuts from now on"
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>"Wha-Why?"
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"You know why, Tidbit Tiddler!" You call back.
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>A wife for some damn doughnut holes was fair.
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>Fuck. Who knew an armful of socks was such a pain to carry?
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>You'd think that with how much time you spent with Celestia, you'd have picked up some magical powers or something.
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>Instead all you got was a tan on your dick.
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>You were walking through the castle halls when you heard giggling coming from an open door.
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>Your natural inquisitiveness starts to act up again.
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>No! Fuck you inquisitiveness! You know what happened the last time!
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>You find your hand on the door, opening it and stepping inside.
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>FFFFFUUUUUUUCK.
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>Two figures sat on a couch. One was your in-law and favorite irritation target: Shining Armor
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>The other had a black coat, wings, and a horn. But her hair gave her away.
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>"Cadence, you have no idea how much this means to me..." Shining said.
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>"O-of course dear."
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>"It's just that...we were together pretty often before the wedding an-"
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>"I get it dear...you made a connec..ti...on...
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>Someone fades off as they see you while they have freaky sex for the second time today.
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>Both Shining Armor and Chrys-Cadence exchange glances between you and their spouse.
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>"Are...you okay, Mous?"
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"YES. I AM FINE."
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>Cadence gasps. "Did we...leave the door open?"
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"HELL YEAH YOU DID."
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>The awkwardness is palpable.
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>You look over Cadences now black body.
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"DID YOU TWO JUST PAINT HER, OR WHAT?"
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>Cadence's blush breaks through the layer of black. "It...comes off with water..."
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>"Or...saliva..." Shining Armor finishes.
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>You step backwards out the door.
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"ENJOY YOUR BLACK SHITS, YOU TWO."
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>With that, you slam the door and walk upstairs.
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>You kick open your door and toss the socks into the corner.
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>"Hello~" Comes from your side.
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>Your scowl deepens as you see the sight on your bed.
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>Celestia had bound herself in fucking red ribbon on the bed.
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>She even tied a little bow on the back.
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>You were about to go ballistic when you caught yourself.
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>Easy. You prepared for this.
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>You walked over to the bed and reached into the cooler you kept underneath.
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"Talked to Joe about how you two knew each other today."
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>"And what did he say~?" Celestia asked.
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>You plopped down on the bed and flip on the T.V. with your beer in one hand and secret weapon concealed in the other.
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"Apparently, you knew him when you knew me."
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>Celestia rolls her eyes. "A mare has needs, Mous. You were only here on weekends."
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"Yeah, whatever. Nympho."
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>Celestia nuzzles your cheek. "Don't be like that...You know I'd never step out on my favorite husband." She coos.
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>Probably only because you'd win then...
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"Eh. At least I got free doughnuts out of it."
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>Celestia chuckles. "Perhaps I should "know" more people."
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"My sloppy seconds rule has not changed since the first time we slept together, Celly."
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>"Tight ass."
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>The two of you watch T.V. in silence for a bit.
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>"...Well, aren't you going to open your present?"
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"Oh yeah..."
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>You hand shoots out and smacks onto her flank without a word
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>"Oh~! I didn't know I was getting to you that much...Perhaps we can start by-
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"Look at your ass."
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>Celestia looks down to see a sticker covering her Cutie Mark.
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>DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS.
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