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BiE Bonus Story: Going the Distance.

By Mandroid
Created: 2020-12-19 13:15:08
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    =Bros in Equestria Bonus Story: Going the Distance=
  2. 2.
     
  3. 3.
    >He had said one week.
  4. 4.
    >One week until he and Starswirl finished the spell that would let you go save her.
  5. 5.
    >That had been ten days ago.
  6. 6.
    >Ten days of trying to occupy yourself while the wizards did their work with the knowledge that she might be in danger.
  7. 7.
    >You had learned a bit about the Equestria you were staying in.
  8. 8.
    >It was apparently about a hundred years after Discord was put down and the world was in harmony.
  9. 9.
    >Canterlot was the capitol, but was still under construction.
  10. 10.
    >You gave them a few pointers that you used back home.
  11. 11.
    >The rest of this place was...topsy turvy.
  12. 12.
    >Apparently Luna and Celestia switched rolls here.
  13. 13.
    >Celestia was the dutiful monarch who always put country and citizen before herself, and Luna was fucking anything with a hole or a pole.
  14. 14.
    >One of those being Starswirl.
  15. 15.
    >Very loudly.
  16. 16.
    >In the room down the hall from yours and Anon's.
  17. 17.
    >You and Anon sang Nightfall to them. Loudly and out of key.
  18. 18.
    >At least some things were universally constant.
  19. 19.
     
  20. 20.
    >When you weren't snooping around the castle, you were out in the courtyard with the guards.
  21. 21.
    >You had set up several practice dummies so that you could practice with Mick and Joe.
  22. 22.
    >That was where you were now, standing in the middle of a circle of spinning dummies as you danced from one attack into another.
  23. 23.
    >The key with dual weapons was movement...to better utilize your extra knife.
  24. 24.
    >You speed up your strikes and eventually stick the dummy right where it's neck would be.
  25. 25.
    >The sharpness of the blades becomes apparent when the "head" of the dummy lists to one side and falls off, revealing Anon standing behind it.
  26. 26.
    >"You push yourself too hard and you'll be exhausted before we go save her."
  27. 27.
    >You yank Mick out of the dummy and leave the circle.
  28. 28.
    "I'll be fine."
  29. 29.
    >Anon stops you. "I know you didn't sleep last night, man..."
  30. 30.
    >It's true, you hadn't.
  31. 31.
    "Too riled up."
  32. 32.
    >You slip Mick and Joe back into their sheaths as Anon shakes his head.
  33. 33.
    "What's up?"
  34. 34.
    >"We got it." He says.
  35. 35.
    >You felt your heartbeat kick into high gear.
  36. 36.
    >Finally...an end to this waiting around.
  37. 37.
    "And you're sure it'll get us to her?"
  38. 38.
    >"It's as close as we can get it."
  39. 39.
    >...It'll do.
  40. 40.
    "Lead the way."
  41. 41.
     
  42. 42.
    >Anon lead you through the smaller Canterlot castle up to the Magisters tower.
  43. 43.
    >Starswirl and the Princesses stood around a table with the modified crystal on it with seven ponies in red robes.
  44. 44.
    >The First Magisters: Paragons of Equestrian magical study.
  45. 45.
    >They and Anon had been pouring over the crystal magics for the past week and a half.
  46. 46.
    >Anon said he had to teach Starswirl all about how the spell worked, probably jumped magical study in Equestria forward by two hundred years doing it.
  47. 47.
    >"Are you sure there is no way we can convince you to stay Anon...? Think of all we could accomplish!" Starswirl says.
  48. 48.
    >Starswirl hadn't let up after Anon had told him he was leaving with you.
  49. 49.
    >It hadn't helped your mood.
  50. 50.
    >"I'm sorry Starswirl but we have to go, she needs us." Anon says.
  51. 51.
    >Starswirl sighs. "All this for a young girl..."
  52. 52.
    "We promised."
  53. 53.
    >You stare into Starswirl's eyes.
  54. 54.
    "I promised."
  55. 55.
    >Starswirl sighs again and turns away.
  56. 56.
    >Anon elbows you in the ribs and gives you a stern look.
  57. 57.
    >You were being rude...
  58. 58.
    "Thank you. All of you. For your help."
  59. 59.
    >"We really appreciate it." Anon added.
  60. 60.
    >Anon walks up to the table and scoops up the crystal.
  61. 61.
    >"You ready?" He asks.
  62. 62.
    >You flex your hands and get ready to fight whatever that green light was once you step out.
  63. 63.
    "Do it."
  64. 64.
    >Anon nods and tosses the crystal onto the ground.
  65. 65.
    >A rippling portal opens up a few feet in front of you both, filling the room with a low hum.
  66. 66.
    >It doesn't look any different from the way it normally did...
  67. 67.
    >This better work.
  68. 68.
    >Only one way to find out, you guess.
  69. 69.
    "Let's go."
  70. 70.
    >Anon wordlessly follows you as you step through the portal.
  71. 71.
     
  72. 72.
    >You were in Gouxia Shin in Ib'xian, about ten years after the Equestria shook the world by annexing the Griffin Kingdoms due to their recent troubles.
  73. 73.
    >The warehouse complex you were currently in at the edge of the city was famous for being one of the most quiet places around.
  74. 74.
    >Except for right now.
  75. 75.
    >"Run!" the Doctor yelled as the blast of energy impacted the wall behind you.
  76. 76.
    >He didn't have to tell you twice!
  77. 77.
    >Your name was Dinky Hooves and you have been traveling with your family for a while now.
  78. 78.
    >It had all started when Dad had said he wanted to take you on a trip after you graduated.
  79. 79.
    >That trip had ended with a bunch of robot ponies trying to kill you.
  80. 80.
    >Which lead to saving a star.
  81. 81.
    >Which lead to going back to the founding of Equestria.
  82. 82.
    >You don't know at what point you started enjoying it...but you eventually told him that you didn't want to go back.
  83. 83.
    >The four of you arrived at this warehouse a few hours ago, looking for the reason the TARDIS had sent you here.
  84. 84.
    >You found it when you discovered that some psycho Ibex named Hard Light had found a way to make an infinite army for himself thanks to an alien computer and some magic.
  85. 85.
    >He had found a way to make the digital constructs inside the computer "real" in the form of holograms.
  86. 86.
    >Holograms that were now chasing you.
  87. 87.
     
  88. 88.
  89. 89.
    >"Keep going! Back to the TARDIS!" He shouted.
  90. 90.
    >You, Mom and Dad ran through the warehouse, bounding over obstacles and evading as many of the hologram creatures as you could.
  91. 91.
    >You glanced behind you and saw the horde of magic holograms chasing you, with new ones forming along the way.
  92. 92.
    >One of them, a pony made of green light, tried to tackle you as Hard Light talked over the loudspeaker.
  93. 93.
    >"You should not have come to disrupt my work, Doctor."
  94. 94.
    >Dad rolls his eyes as he runs. "It's not like I WANTED to come here..."
  95. 95.
    >The light monsters behind you continued to give chase.
  96. 96.
    >An emerald Diamond Dog shouted orders to the rest in his double flanged voice. "Get them! Make sure they not get back to the Box!"
  97. 97.
    >Another dog tried to materialize directly in the path of the three of you.
  98. 98.
    >You prayed your magic would work as you reached out with your telekinesis and tried to yank his foot out from under him.
  99. 99.
    >You congratulated yourself as the Dog slammed into the ground, but five others seemed to take its place.
  100. 100.
    >"Gogogogogogogo!" Dad yelled as you rounded a corner, green blasts of energy flooding through the doorway a second later.
  101. 101.
    >At the end of the hall you saw it, that shade of blue you had come to call home lately.
  102. 102.
     
  103. 103.
    >"Keep going!" Mom shouted.
  104. 104.
    >There were tradeoffs to being a unicorn, such as not being able to move as fast as earth ponies or pegusi.
  105. 105.
    >That became apparent when Dad and Mom started pulling ahead of you.
  106. 106.
    >The blasts of energy behind you became more rapid, one of them striking near your foot.
  107. 107.
    >You lost your balance and tumbled to the ground as the emerald monsters closed in.
  108. 108.
    >"Muffin!" Mom cried.
  109. 109.
    >Dad didn't say anything, just pulled a green glowing stick out of his lapel and pointed it at the monsters.
  110. 110.
    >The various hologram creatures held their hands to their imaginary heads at the sound before winking out like lightbulbs.
  111. 111.
    >But still they came.
  112. 112.
    >They rushed passed you, charging Mom and Dad. "Dinky!" Dad shouted.
  113. 113.
    >The same Emerald Dog from before who was shouting the orders loomed over you as you tried to get to your feet.
  114. 114.
    >"Stupid ponies try to ruin Master's plan?"
  115. 115.
    >You back away from the dog, noticing a bang and a low hum come from behind you.
  116. 116.
    >The dog stares right at you and raises his claws. "We not let that happen."
  117. 117.
    >You close your eyes and brace yourself for the end...
  118. 118.
     
  119. 119.
  120. 120.
    >The end that...doesn't come?
  121. 121.
    >You open your eyes and see someone you NEVER expected to see way out here.
  122. 122.
    >He stood hands locked with the Dog, a manic grin on his face and eyes that seemed to be giving the dog pause.
  123. 123.
    >What...?
  124. 124.
    >"Stupid dog tries to kill my friend?" He grunts out. "That isn't happening..."
  125. 125.
    >He glances down at you. "Pay attention now Poozer."
  126. 126.
    >Your mind is catapulted back years at the mention of your old nickname and the only one who used it.
  127. 127.
    >Mous stomped on the Dog's knee and sent a snapping sound through the hallway before he flipped it over his shoulder and began stomping on its neck.
  128. 128.
    >The emerald creatures behind him began bursting into flame and being tossed back dozens of feet.
  129. 129.
    >Mister Anon walked into view from behind you, tossing tiny rocks that sent the dogs flying.
  130. 130.
    >The emerald monsters started to back away until they were eventually in full retreat.
  131. 131.
    >Mous stopped Mister Anon as he finished with the Dog. "Split up, keep the Dogs off 'em."
  132. 132.
    >He looked back at Dad. "You. Is there something sending these things out?"
  133. 133.
    >Dad nods. "A transmitter back in the main room."
  134. 134.
    >Mous nods. "We'll take care of all the mooks, get rid of that thing."
  135. 135.
    >You finally find your voice. "J-just the two of you?"
  136. 136.
    >Mous gets that grin that brings you back to when you were a filly.
  137. 137.
    >"This is what I do Poozer." He says before he turns and runs down the hallway, Anon following behind him.
  138. 138.
     
  139. 139.
    -Mous PoV-
  140. 140.
    >Okay.
  141. 141.
    >The portal worked, Dinky was safe, and there was an endless supply of weird holo-deck monsters in your way.
  142. 142.
    >And Hearthswarming wasn't for months.
  143. 143.
    >You bring your new knives to bear and dive into the fray.
  144. 144.
    >The addition of an extra blade makes this so much faster.
  145. 145.
    >You became a little tiny whirlwind of death as you sliced, stabbed and chopped your way through the cramped hallway.
  146. 146.
    >Ha! Listen to you so happy on the job!
  147. 147.
    >This must be Dinky's doing, it was GREAT seeing her again!
  148. 148.
    >It had been absolute AGES since you saw her at graduation, all beaming as you and her family cheered her on.
  149. 149.
    >Even seeing her little figurines at the museum back home ha-WHOA!
  150. 150.
    >You duck down just in time to dodge a magic blast.
  151. 151.
    >Oh yeah, you were fighting.
  152. 152.
    >You tended to go on autopilot when you fought...
  153. 153.
    >The lights dimmed and a faintly accented voice scream "NOO!" over the loudspeaker as you stabbed a green zebra in the neck.
  154. 154.
    >That was either Doc or Anon and considering that you hadn't been sucked into a black hole, you'll guess Anon just hit a power generator.
  155. 155.
     
  156. 156.
    >You cut through another group of light monsters before the voice came back.
  157. 157.
    >"That will not work Doctor!"
  158. 158.
    >You followed the voice to a stairwell, at the top of which was a door with flashing lights coming from underneath it.
  159. 159.
    >Well that was promising.
  160. 160.
    >You stomped up the stairs as that nut-job kept ranting.
  161. 161.
    >"You cannot stop the future Doctor! Even the Time-Ponies will be in awe of my crea-"
  162. 162.
    >You interrupt him as you kick open the door.
  163. 163.
    "I HATE THIS STATION!"
  164. 164.
    >Before you was a very frightened Ibex dressed in a lab coat, a glowing metal cylinder behind him.
  165. 165.
    >"No! Stay back!" He shouted as you closed the distance between the two of you.
  166. 166.
    >You grabbed the microphone and wrestled it out of his magical grip.
  167. 167.
    "Give me that!"
  168. 168.
    >The mic echoes through the warehouse as you toss it over your shoulder.
  169. 169.
    >You kick the Ibex against the wall when he starts trying to hit you with magic, scooping up a chair while he's dazed.
  170. 170.
    >You throw the chair through the opaque window overlooking the warehouse floor.
  171. 171.
    >You hoist the protesting Ibex over your shoulders shortly thereafter and toss him out next.
  172. 172.
    >Anon, Hooves, and Derpy all stare up at you in silent shock. Dinky had a smile.
  173. 173.
    "I found the bad guy!"
  174. 174.
     
  175. 175.
    >You hopped out of the window and rolled into the fall.
  176. 176.
    >The Ibex next to you groaned as you stood.
  177. 177.
    "Oh relax you pansy, it was only fifteen feet."
  178. 178.
    >He moans again before he wisely decides to stay quiet.
  179. 179.
    >Dinky has been staring at you since you got here.
  180. 180.
    >You knelt down to her eye level as you had done so many years ago.
  181. 181.
    "Hey Poozer."
  182. 182.
    >She took a few steps towards you, her eyes still wide.
  183. 183.
    >"How...how are you here?"
  184. 184.
    "Anon and a..."friend" of ours rigged up a portal to take us here."
  185. 185.
    >You look around the room.
  186. 186.
    "Where are we, anyway?"
  187. 187.
    >"Gouxia Shin in Ib'xian. Around 1912." the Doctor said.
  188. 188.
    >You looked to Anon.
  189. 189.
    "Was that before or after we shot Spacebear?"
  190. 190.
    >"After. Way after." he says.
  191. 191.
    "I miss Spacebear."
  192. 192.
    >"You shouldn't have had me blow him up then."
  193. 193.
    >"Have you two changed at all?"
  194. 194.
     
  195. 195.
    >You look back to Dinky and return the smile she's giving you. "Not in the least, Poozer."
  196. 196.
    >"Why are you here Mous?" she asked with a grin. "I'm not complaining, but it's still pretty weird."
  197. 197.
    "Saw a vision of you getting hurt, came to get you."
  198. 198.
    >"Across enough distance to need a portal?"
  199. 199.
    "I said I'd protect you Dinks."
  200. 200.
    >You reach out and ruffle her mane.
  201. 201.
    "You know that."
  202. 202.
    >Dinky's smile persisted as she wordlessly wrapped her hooves around you.
  203. 203.
    >"My life has been way to boring without you Mous."
  204. 204.
    "Likewise Dinks."
  205. 205.
    >A beeping noise coming from the Doctor interrupted your reunion.
  206. 206.
    >"Oh dear. We have to leave now."
  207. 207.
    >Huh?
  208. 208.
    >"Why?" Anon asked.
  209. 209.
    >"Because we fried the generators here and they were set to explode. Alright, grab him and take him to the TARDIS!" He says, pointing at the Ibex.
  210. 210.
    >You release Dinky and move to the unconscious Ibex.
  211. 211.
    "Never a dull moment, huh Poozer?"
  212. 212.
    >She giggles and helps you pick up the dead weight with her magic.
  213. 213.
    >"Not in the least."
  214. 214.
     
  215. 215.
  216. 216.
    >The warehouse erupted into gouts of flame that shot up hundreds of feet into the air.
  217. 217.
    >The generators below were offworld technology, they could hold enough energy to turn this side of the planet into glass, Hard Light had only used a hundredth of their storage capacity.
  218. 218.
    >You stood with Anon, Dinky and her family on a nearby hill as you watched the warehouse go up, the TARDIS behind you with the unconscious Ibex inside it.
  219. 219.
    >"Is the fire always blue, Doctor?"
  220. 220.
    >He nods. "It is when it's Atraxi technology."
  221. 221.
    "At least it looks nice."
  222. 222.
    >The building below exploded as another generator went.
  223. 223.
    >You could relax now that Dinky was safe, relax and take in your surroundings.
  224. 224.
    >The first of which is this stallion standing next to you.
  225. 225.
    "New bow tie?"
  226. 226.
    >He grows a smug grin. "Bow ties are cool."
  227. 227.
    "Bow ties are lamer than parachute pants."
  228. 228.
    >"Are not."
  229. 229.
    "Are so."
  230. 230.
    >"Are not!"
  231. 231.
    >"They kinda are dad." Dinky interjects.
  232. 232.
    >Hooves reacts in shock and turns to Derpy.
  233. 233.
    "They're a bit silly sweetheart." She says.
  234. 234.
    >Hooves looks to the two mares. "Twenty minutes you're back and you're already turning my family against me..."
  235. 235.
    >You chuckle.
  236. 236.
    "Have a rough time of it, huh?"
  237. 237.
    >He cringes.
  238. 238.
    >"Yes. Bit of a situation on Sontar a couple hundred years back...Got a little hairy."
  239. 239.
    "You should have called, we could have done your job for you."
  240. 240.
    >He scoofs. "Oh I couldn't do that. You were busy! Something about a "Spacebear" I believe?"
  241. 241.
    >You roll your eyes.
  242. 242.
    >Even dead that thing was annoying.
  243. 243.
     
  244. 244.
    >The final generator explodes in the factory and sends a great blue fireball into the sky.
  245. 245.
    >The distant wail of sirens told you that the authorities were on their way to investigate this fireball.
  246. 246.
    >"That sounds like our cue to vanish." Hooves said.
  247. 247.
    >Dinky hopped up and wrapped her hooves around your waist again, squeezing you tight.
  248. 248.
    >"It was great to see you again Mous..."
  249. 249.
    >You stroke her mane.
  250. 250.
    "Heh...you too Poozer."
  251. 251.
    >Derpy flies up and wraps her hooves around both your necks. "Thanks for helping us you guys."
  252. 252.
    >"Heh...No problem Derpy."
  253. 253.
    "It's what we do."
  254. 254.
    >"I won't hug you." A voice says from inside the now open TARDIS.
  255. 255.
    >Hooves steps out holding a small wallet looking thing that he throws to you. "But I do have a gift."
  256. 256.
    >You open it up, seeing the blank pages inside.
  257. 257.
    >"Psychic Paper. Just think if you're in a jam."
  258. 258.
    >You hand the important paper to Anon, he gets in less scrapes than you.
  259. 259.
    "And I suppose that works both ways? Will I be getting messages from you when YOU get in a jam?"
  260. 260.
    >Hooves chuckles. "Spoilers..."
  261. 261.
    >Heh...
  262. 262.
    >The two of you stare at each other as Dinky and Derpy walk inside the TARDIS.
  263. 263.
    "I guess I was right to trust you."
  264. 264.
    >Hooves walks inside his box. "I do my best...So long boys."
  265. 265.
    "Later Spacemane."
  266. 266.
    >"Goodbye Doctor."
  267. 267.
    >The blue door shuts before the blue box begins to fade.
  268. 268.
    >In a moment it's gone, leaving the two of you on the hill alone.
  269. 269.
    "Is he allowed to call us "boys"? We're probably older than him."
  270. 270.
    >"Eh...he's weird."
  271. 271.
    >The police sirens grow ever closer to the burning building.
  272. 272.
    >"Shall we?" Anon asks.
  273. 273.
    "Someplace sunny, if you can."
  274. 274.
    >Anon chuckles and opens the portal.
  275. 275.
    >And the two of you are gone before the cops get on the scene.
  276. 276.
    >It was great to see them again...

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