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Flanking Maneuvers Episode 13: Anti-Love Songs.
By MandroidCreated: 2020-12-19 13:17:52
Expiry: Never
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=Flanking Maneuvers Episode 12=
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-Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmGkfWDtv78-
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>You sat in the banquet hall in Canterlot as the party surged around you.
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>Today was the longest day of the year, as well as the Summer Sun Celebration.
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>Celly had done her thing with the sun and the party had gone on all day.
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>Now you sat with more or less your closest friends and family taking it all in.
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>Anon and Rainbow were over talking to Luna.
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>By some miracle, Celly had gotten her parents to attend this year.
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>By an even GREATER miracle, they both seemed to be enjoying themselves. Both Queen Galaxia and King Cosmos were laughing and drinking and talking to other ponies.
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>That may be a reason for it, the booze.
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>You were liquored up and happy after a long day, most everyone here was.
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>Including your buzzed wife next to you.
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>"Heheeeehehe...never knew daddy to be a dancer."
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"Never knew your dad to be anything fun."
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>You turn to her.
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"Does booze just fuck up EVERYONE in your family or only the weirdoes?"
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>Celly lets out a sharp laugh. "And who in my family is a "weirdo"?"
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"Everyone who isn't your mother."
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>She shakes her head. "Asshole."
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"Bitch."
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>"Dick."
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"Cunt."
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>"Idiot."
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"Slut."
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>"Happy anniversary."
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"Cockho-what?"
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>A bit of red shone through her cheeks, you were hoping it was from the drink.
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>"Today was the day when you lost bet, remember? This time then you and I were married."
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>You lean back in your chair as you remember through the buzz.
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"Well...shit."
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>"Mhmmm~." Celly coos.
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>And here you were without a gift.
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>That would not do.
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>You peel yourself off your chair and head out to the floor, smacking the jukebox onto a new tune along the way.
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>The floor clears a bit as the song starts.
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>You bob your whole body to the tune and your own buzz.
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"I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us."
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"I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us"
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>You spread your arms and sing to the sky.
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"I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight."
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"And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it's already too late."
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>You take a few steps to the door and point out it.
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"And I hope the book store a few blocks from here someday burns down!"
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"And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away and I never come back to this town again."
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>You walk around the floor looking at the guests.
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"In my life."
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"I hope I lie."
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>You point a finger at Celly.
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"And tell everyone you were a good wife and I hope you die!"
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>You gesture at yourself.
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"I hope we both die."
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>You dance around the floor as the music flows.
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>Your spinning dance comes to a stop as the song continues.
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>You decide to go back to your swaying motion.
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"I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long."
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>You raise a finger.
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"Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises."
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>You wag it.
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"We're pretty sure they're all wrong!"
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>You point to Luna with a stein in her hand.
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"I hope it stays dark forever! I hope the worst isn't over!"
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>You turn away from Luna as she grimaces and back to Celly.
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"And I hope you blink before I do and I hope I never get sober!"
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>You jump up on the table.
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"And I hope when you think of me years down the line, you can't find one good thing to say!"
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"And I'd hope that if I found the strength to walk out you'd stay the hell out of my way!"
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>You spin across the table.
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"I am drowning there is no sign of land."
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>You grab Celly's hoof.
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"You are coming down with me hand in unlovable hand!"
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"And I hope you die!"
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"I hope we both die!"
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>You do a jig to the drunken clapping of the room.
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>As the song winds down, you jump off the table back into your seat.
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>A few hours pass and more drink flows.
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>You and Celly have devoured two courses of food and shown the ballroom that you are the rulers of both the Kingdom and the dance floor.
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>Galaxia and Cosmos had said they were planning to go, but a quick "last round" and a song got them to stay.
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>You were currently sitting feet propped up between a passed out Twilight and a lounging Celly.
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"*Urp!* Happy Anniversary, Celly."
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>"Haaaaaah. And I get a song about how you hope I die for a gift."
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"Just like your birthday, right?"
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>"Guess it's a better gift than when you covered yourself in chocolate..."
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>She leans over and nibbles on your ear a bit.
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>"But not by much~."
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>In your drunken state you can only summon up the energy to wave her away with your hand.
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"So you gonna sing r' what?"
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>Celly cocks an eyebrow.
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>You elbow her.
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"C'moooon! It's my anniversary too!"
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>Celly smiles and rolls her eyes before she rises from her seat.
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>"I may have an idea..." she says as she walks to the dance floor.
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>Celly plays a jaunty tune on the nearby piano with her magic.
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>The guests are used to this from you two now, quickly clearing an area.
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>You knit your fingers and place them behind your head as you sit back and enjoy the soon to be show.
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>"I ache for the touch of your lips, dear."
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>"But much more for the touch of your whips, dear~."
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>She tosses you a wink.
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>"You can raise welts."
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>"Like nobody else."
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>"As we dance to the masochism tango."
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>She dances along on shaky legs as she sings.
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>"Let our love be a flame, not an ember!"
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>"Say it's me that you want to dismember!"
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>"Blacken my eye!
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>"Make my marehood all dry!"
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>"As we dance to the masochism tango!"
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>She prances up to your table as you had done to her.
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>At my command!"
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>"Before you here I stand!"
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>You know this part, you grab a handful of food in preparation.
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>"My heart is in your hand... ecch!
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>She bats the food out of your hand.
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>"It's here that I must be."
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>"My heart entreats!"
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>"Just hear those savage beats."
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>"And go put on your cleats."
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>She flutters her eyelids.
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>"And come and trample me~."
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>"Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany."
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>"That's why I'm in such exquisite agony~."
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>She gyrates her ass as she sings.
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>"My soul is on fire it's aflame with desire!"
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>"Which is why I perspire when we tango..."
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>"You caught my nose in your left castanet, love."
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>"I can feel the pain yet, love."
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>"Ev'ry time I hear drums."
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>"And I envy the rose."
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>"That you held in your teeth, love."
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>"With the thorns underneath, love."
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>"Sticking into your gums."
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>She swings her face directly in front of you.
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>"Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches."
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>"The last time I needed twenty stitches."
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>"To sew up the gash."
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>"That you made with your lash."
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>"As we danced to the masochism tango."
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>She twirls around in her drunken state.
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>"Bash in my brain."
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>"And make me scream with pain."
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>"Then kick me once again and say we'll never part."
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>"I know too well."
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>"I'm underneath your spell, so, darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart."
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>"Excuse me!"
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>"Take your cigarette from its holder, and burn your initials in my shoulder."
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>She rolls her shoulders at you.
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>"Fracture my spine, and swear that you're mine, as we dance to the masochism tango."
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>The room falls into steady applause as the song ends and Celly trots back to her seat.
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>You can smell the smarminess of her grin as she sat down
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>"How was I?" she asks.
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>You smirk.
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"Terrible."
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>It was late now, the banquet hall was deserted save for the members of your royal family.
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>And all of them were drunk and passed out.
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>Save you and Celly, who was currently helping you do a keg stand.
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>"Go! Go! Go! Go!" she egged.
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>As you down the last of the brew, you tear your mouth away.
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"*Cough cough* Enough! Let me down!"
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>Celly laughs and releases you from her magical grasp.
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>You wipe your mouth and look around the room.
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>You and Celly were the only ones still on your feet.
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"Huh..."
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>"It...seems we can handle our alcohol better than most..."
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>...
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"...POWER COUPLE HIGH FIVE!"
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>"HOOAH!"
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>You and Celly slap hoof against palm.
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"Hehehehehehehe...lightweights.
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>"It seems our lifestyle has finally given us some positives."
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"Apart from your horn-rot tests."
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>Celly snickers at you joke.
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"Guess we better clean these guys up..."
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>"Guess so..." Celly says with a smile.
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>You kick the jukebox and start the swan song of the evening.
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>You and Celly walk away from the keg on either side of the room and go to pick someone up off the tables.
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>Celly lifts a passed out Shining Armor off his back and into a seat.
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>"You're a slob, It's such a bore, your underwear strewn on the floor."
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>You haul Anon up first and foremost.
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"And you're a nympho, most extreme, it's how you founded your regime!"
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>"The toilet's broke, and yet I bet, "His Majesty" ain't fixed it yet!"
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>You situate Rainbow.
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>"You're one to talk, sleepyhead, and get your fat ass out of bed!"
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>You both continued to help the guests.
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part".
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>You toss an ass slap back her way.
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"So until then I'm stuck with you."
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>Damn...Bluebro was heavy...
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>"You swore that you'd be good to me, but gave me immaturity."
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"Why should I give a tinker's cuss? You're just as bad, babe, what's the fuss?
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>Celly was very careful moving her parents, can't wake Daddy.
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>"Well then, let's propose a truce. What's good for gander is good for goose."
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"Hey now that's different, you tried to bed, my little bro and she he wed!
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>Your family taken care of you both strut towards the center of the room again.
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part". So until then I'm stuck with you."
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part".
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>Celly looked you over once with a face of disappointment but a fire in her eyes.
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>"This is my curse, I said "I do." Better or worse I'm stuck with you." Celly says with a roll of her eyes.
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>You both circle each other in the style of some dance they taught you ages back.
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>"You poked my eye, I wore a patch. I should have given you one to match."
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>You spread your arms.
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"Did you forget you got me back? You tried to pierce both of my sacks!"
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>"You plucked my feathers one by one. You looked like you were having fun."
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>"You took advantage of my hands, and tried to use on me your brands!"
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>You continue to circle one another, singing to an empty room save each other.
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part". So until then I'm stuck with you."
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part".
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>You both snap close together and you run a finger through Celly's hair.
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>"This is my curse, I said "I do." Lest you die first I'm stuck with you."
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>With her magic, Celly turned down all the lights in the room save the one directly overhead the two of you, leaving a single lit area.
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>Celly is inches away from you now, the booze in you making you no longer care about it.
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>"And as I live out my long life, I remember I'm your wife. And as I great each day anew, I'm just glad that it's with you."
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>You gently cup her face.
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"And as I sit here for all of time, I'm just glad I can call you mine."
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"And even though you make me groan, I'm just glad I won't be alone."
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part". So until then I'm stuck with you."
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part". So until then I'm stuck with you."
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>"Oh but in the eyes of God, we said our vows before the pews. "not until death may we part".
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>Celly nuzzles your hand a bit. "I'm not sad i said, "I do."
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>"I'm just glad I was stuck with you." you both say.
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>You pull her in for the most tender part of your drunken make outs tonight as the song winds down.
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>Once it's finished, the jukebox switches off, leaving you and Celly standing alone together in the single circle of light.
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>Nothing is said for a while as the two of you let the moment sink in.
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>Eventually, you open your eyes and she hers.
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"Know what I'm thinking?"
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>"That there's no way they'd wake up~?"
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"And who needs beds?"
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>You kiss Celly on her nose as she drags the two of you down onto the dance floor.
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