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BiE Bonus Chapter: In Which Someone is Hit with a Chair.
By MandroidCreated: 19th December 2020 01:27:51 PM
- =Bros in Equestria Bonus Story: In Which Someone is Hit with a Chair=
- >Year 3 in Equestria.
- >You gently place the last Marine in the box and slide it over next to the rest of them.
- "Go with Him, Marine..."
- >Today was moving day, the day you and Lotus clear out of the old house and make way for Thunderstrike to move in with his new mom and dad.
- >You walk out to the kitchen and pass Lotus sweeping up in the living room with her hair tied in a bun.
- >Filling a box half full of pots was your next challenge, Anon wanted to get new stuff for the new addition.
- "Can't believe he gets to go to the city to meet his kid and we're stuck here cleaning house."
- >"It's for family, dear." Lotus says.
- "That kid aint family yet."
- >Lotus laughs. "I've seen you around him, you like him."
- >The kid had spirit.
- >You start grabbing pots out of the cupboard and putting them into the box.
- >Some time passes before a frantic knocking comes at your door.
- "Uhg..."
- >Lotus catches on to your groaning quickly. "Estrus isn't for months dear, don't worry!"
- >You roll your eyes and open the door. On the other side there is a rather frantic looking brown "stallion".
- "Oh hell-"
- >He rambles something off so fast you can't understand it.
- "Hooves, slow down, use your words."
- >He takes a deep breath. "MousIneedyourhelphetookDinky!"
- "...Words. Doctor." you spit.
- >He closes his eyes and seems to visibly calm a bit. When he opens his eyes you can see the worry and concern in them.
- "Mous, please, I need your help. He...took Dinky."
- >...
- >What.
- >After a quick jaunt back inside to your room to grab David and shout back to Lotus, you and Hooves shoot off the porch and down the road back to town.
- >The two of you eat the distance at best speed franticly searching for Dinky.
- "What in the hell happened!?"
- >Hooves gallops along next to you with panic in his eyes. "Dinky's father came back into town and apparently demanded to see his daughter after all this time!"
- "And who the hell is that!?"
- >"Pokey Peirce!"
- >Fucking Pokey.
- >Pokey liked to stop by at the spa fairly often, he would always complain that his magic was giving him headaches.
- >You didn't know that he was Dinky's dad, but it made some sense. He had apparently been in town for a long while and he had always talked about Derpy like he knew her when she came up.
- "So he just waltz in and took her!?"
- >Hooves shakes his head. "He asked for her and Derpy refused, that's when he took her! I only found out a short time ago!"
- >He took her? Straight from Derpy?
- >That would not stand.
- >You felt your anger boil over as you ran faster and faster towards town, Hooves right on your tail the entire way.
- >You tear ass through the town looking for house 404.
- >The way was just like you remembered.
- >Hang a left at the fork, cut across the town square, hop the bridge and the fourth house on the right.
- >You burst through the front door and swivel your neck around trying to find them.
- "Dinky?! POKEY! Come out!"
- >Hooves comes in moments after you and blows right past you upstairs.
- >Well if anyone knows where they're going here...
- >You run upstairs after Hooves and into a room at the end of the hall with a crying Derpy on it.
- >Oh god...your heart...
- I feel you, man.
- >I know you do, heart.
- >Hooves hops onto the bed and throws hugs Derpy against his chest.
- >You wait by the door while they talk.
- >"Sweetheart...it's okay."
- >Derpy sniffs. "No...no it's not. H-he took her..."
- >"What happened. honey?"
- >She sniffs again and sits up straighter. "He...burst in while you were out and said Dinky had to come with him...that it was his right as a father and that she had to see how living normally was..."
- >Some father...taking a kid away from a happy home.
- >Derpy wipes her misaimed eyes. "He threatened me...with his horn when I wouldn't give him Dinky."
- >Pokey had always had both a longer and sharper horn than most unicorns, it was the basis of his cutie mark and had attracted him more than a bit of "attention" from the mares around town.
- >That he used it as a weapon against Derpy...
- >You feel your pulse quicken.
- "Derpy do you know where he went? It's important."
- >Her eyes focus for a second as she thinks. "He...said he was going to Fillydelphia. Something about meeting his family."
- >You put your hand on Hooves' shoulder.
- "If we're gonna catch him, we have to go yesterday."
- >Hooves pats Derpy on the back of the head. "Would you like to come with us, sweetheart?"
- >Derpy's eyes narrow. "You bet."
- >With that the three of you are out the door.
- >You, Derpy, and Hooves run through the center of town as fast as you can, stopping in front of the town hall.
- >Ponies mill about and give you a wide berth as you look every which way for any sight of him.
- >Derpy extends a hoof and points down the road towards the train station. "There!"
- >You follow her hoof and see Pokey trotting down the road with a squirming Dinky in his magical grip.
- "HALT CRIMINAL SCUM!"
- >Pokey's head whips around and you swear you can see his pupils shrink even at this distance.
- "GET HIM!"
- >Pokey cringes and runs inside down the road, barreling through other ponies along the way.
- >The three of you tail him as best you can as you twist and turn through the town.
- "Derpy! Fly over the houses and cut him off at the train station!"
- >Derpy nods and goes into the sky and over a roof leaving just you and Hooves.
- >You round the last corner and spot Pokey and Derpy having a glaring contest while Dinky floats in the air grinning like a madmare at the sight of her mother.
- >Derpy had her own version of The Stare when her eyes aligned, one possibly more frightening and powerful as Pokey was now experiencing.
- "POKEY!"
- >He turns around and glares at the two of you. "Stupid meddlers!" he shouts before dashing into the nearby bowling alley.
- >You and Hooves meet Derpy at the door and pause before entering.
- >Derpy looks to the two of you. "What's wrong? He has Dinky!"
- >You and Hooves look to each other.
- "He also has magic and big heavy bowling balls to throw."
- >Derpy's eyes fall. "But...we have to get her..."
- >You sigh...
- "Derpy... There's an old Earth saying. A phrase of great power and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need."
- >Hooves gives you a knowing smirk. "And what's that then?"
- >You kick open the bowling alley doors.
- "YOLO!"
- >No sooner do you get the door open than a bowling ball is thrown at you.
- >You duck to the side as the ball whizzes past you and look inside to see Pokey standing on a table with his eyes ablaze.
- "Oh he's AAALLL lit up now!"
- >You rush into the bowling alley and dive to the right, missing another volley of bowling balls by moments.
- "Doc! Go left!"
- >Hooves rushes in and slides under a collection of chairs as balls bounce off the side of it.
- >Peirce backs up towards the rear of the alley as he levitates more balls to him.
- >"Back off, the both of you! I am this girls rightful father and I won't have two aliens telling me how to raise her!"
- >Shit, he knew?
- >Dinkie squirms and screams in Peirce's grip. "Let me go! You're not me real dad!"
- >D'aww.
- >Pokey shakes Dinky around. "Be quiet, you little brat!"
- >Jeez, what did Derpy used to see in this guy?
- Probably something that wasn't there considering her eyes.
- >Oh fuck you, Brain. That was below the belt.
- "Doc! Split up!"
- >You break out of your cover and rush Pokey, Doc following your lead on the other side of the alley.
- >Pokey levels a collection of bowling balls at you and prepares to fire...
- >...At least before a mechanical whirring sound comes from Hooves' end of the alley and the bal returners start spewing bowling balls at him at high speed.
- >Pokey grunts and groans as the hard plastic from the balls smacks into him and disrupts his focus.
- >You close the distance and grab the nearest weapon you can: a metal folding chair.
- >You push off a shoe rack and swing your chair in a high arc over your head, knocking the electric light as you do.
- >The light bursts into sparks just in time for you to bring the chair down on Pokey Peirce's head.
- >Pokey's head bucks and snaps about as you slam the chair down on his head.
- >Hooves' runs up and catches Dinky before she hits the ground while you continue to go to town on Pokey.
- >Mous. Mous! MOUS!" Hooves' shouts.
- "Eh?" you say.
- >"He's down..."
- >You look down at the unicorn underneath you as he spits a bloody tooth from his mouth.
- "Oh..."
- >You stand at your full height and cup your mouth with your hands.
- "Is there a Doctor in the house?"
- >A half hour or so later the guards came to haul Pokey Peirce away for kidnapping and child endangerment charges.
- >After a quick trip to the hospital.
- >You watch from a couple dozen feet away as the happy family is reunited.
- >Derpy hugs both her parents in the middle of the street after the successful rescue, a few tears being shed amongst them.
- >"Did you have an interesting time after you burst out of the house?" a voice behind you says.
- >You turn around and catch Lotus walking up behind you.
- "Hey pretty pony. Yeah, I'd say I had a good day."
- >She sits down next to you and watches the scene unfurl.
- >"Only a concussion today?"
- >You point to Dinky and her family. [spoiler][/spoiler] "I'd say it's worth it."
- >Lotus sighs. "I might agree."
- >The two of you watch Pokey get taken away and Dinky and her family return home.
- >You nudge Lotus with your hip.
- "Kids, huh?"
- >She gives you an incredulous look.
- >You flash a smile.
- "Aw c'mon. The new place is gonna be bigger than here."
- >Lotus turns around and walks home. "Too big, if you ask me."
- >You run to catch up with her.
- "A baby's head is only about the size of a melon! Stop being a puss!"
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