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BiE Bonus Chapter: In Which Someone is Hit with a Chair.
By MandroidCreated: 2020-12-19 13:27:51
Expiry: Never
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=Bros in Equestria Bonus Story: In Which Someone is Hit with a Chair=
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>Year 3 in Equestria.
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>You gently place the last Marine in the box and slide it over next to the rest of them.
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"Go with Him, Marine..."
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>Today was moving day, the day you and Lotus clear out of the old house and make way for Thunderstrike to move in with his new mom and dad.
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>You walk out to the kitchen and pass Lotus sweeping up in the living room with her hair tied in a bun.
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>Filling a box half full of pots was your next challenge, Anon wanted to get new stuff for the new addition.
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"Can't believe he gets to go to the city to meet his kid and we're stuck here cleaning house."
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>"It's for family, dear." Lotus says.
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"That kid aint family yet."
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>Lotus laughs. "I've seen you around him, you like him."
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>The kid had spirit.
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>You start grabbing pots out of the cupboard and putting them into the box.
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>Some time passes before a frantic knocking comes at your door.
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"Uhg..."
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>Lotus catches on to your groaning quickly. "Estrus isn't for months dear, don't worry!"
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>You roll your eyes and open the door. On the other side there is a rather frantic looking brown "stallion".
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"Oh hell-"
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>He rambles something off so fast you can't understand it.
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"Hooves, slow down, use your words."
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>He takes a deep breath. "MousIneedyourhelphetookDinky!"
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"...Words. Doctor." you spit.
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>He closes his eyes and seems to visibly calm a bit. When he opens his eyes you can see the worry and concern in them.
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"Mous, please, I need your help. He...took Dinky."
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>...
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>What.
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>After a quick jaunt back inside to your room to grab David and shout back to Lotus, you and Hooves shoot off the porch and down the road back to town.
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>The two of you eat the distance at best speed franticly searching for Dinky.
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"What in the hell happened!?"
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>Hooves gallops along next to you with panic in his eyes. "Dinky's father came back into town and apparently demanded to see his daughter after all this time!"
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"And who the hell is that!?"
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>"Pokey Peirce!"
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>Fucking Pokey.
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>Pokey liked to stop by at the spa fairly often, he would always complain that his magic was giving him headaches.
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>You didn't know that he was Dinky's dad, but it made some sense. He had apparently been in town for a long while and he had always talked about Derpy like he knew her when she came up.
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"So he just waltz in and took her!?"
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>Hooves shakes his head. "He asked for her and Derpy refused, that's when he took her! I only found out a short time ago!"
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>He took her? Straight from Derpy?
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>That would not stand.
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>You felt your anger boil over as you ran faster and faster towards town, Hooves right on your tail the entire way.
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>You tear ass through the town looking for house 404.
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>The way was just like you remembered.
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>Hang a left at the fork, cut across the town square, hop the bridge and the fourth house on the right.
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>You burst through the front door and swivel your neck around trying to find them.
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"Dinky?! POKEY! Come out!"
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>Hooves comes in moments after you and blows right past you upstairs.
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>Well if anyone knows where they're going here...
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>You run upstairs after Hooves and into a room at the end of the hall with a crying Derpy on it.
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>Oh god...your heart...
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I feel you, man.
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>I know you do, heart.
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>Hooves hops onto the bed and throws hugs Derpy against his chest.
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>You wait by the door while they talk.
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>"Sweetheart...it's okay."
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>Derpy sniffs. "No...no it's not. H-he took her..."
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>"What happened. honey?"
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>She sniffs again and sits up straighter. "He...burst in while you were out and said Dinky had to come with him...that it was his right as a father and that she had to see how living normally was..."
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>Some father...taking a kid away from a happy home.
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>Derpy wipes her misaimed eyes. "He threatened me...with his horn when I wouldn't give him Dinky."
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>Pokey had always had both a longer and sharper horn than most unicorns, it was the basis of his cutie mark and had attracted him more than a bit of "attention" from the mares around town.
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>That he used it as a weapon against Derpy...
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>You feel your pulse quicken.
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"Derpy do you know where he went? It's important."
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>Her eyes focus for a second as she thinks. "He...said he was going to Fillydelphia. Something about meeting his family."
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>You put your hand on Hooves' shoulder.
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"If we're gonna catch him, we have to go yesterday."
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>Hooves pats Derpy on the back of the head. "Would you like to come with us, sweetheart?"
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>Derpy's eyes narrow. "You bet."
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>With that the three of you are out the door.
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>You, Derpy, and Hooves run through the center of town as fast as you can, stopping in front of the town hall.
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>Ponies mill about and give you a wide berth as you look every which way for any sight of him.
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>Derpy extends a hoof and points down the road towards the train station. "There!"
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>You follow her hoof and see Pokey trotting down the road with a squirming Dinky in his magical grip.
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"HALT CRIMINAL SCUM!"
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>Pokey's head whips around and you swear you can see his pupils shrink even at this distance.
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"GET HIM!"
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>Pokey cringes and runs inside down the road, barreling through other ponies along the way.
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>The three of you tail him as best you can as you twist and turn through the town.
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"Derpy! Fly over the houses and cut him off at the train station!"
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>Derpy nods and goes into the sky and over a roof leaving just you and Hooves.
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>You round the last corner and spot Pokey and Derpy having a glaring contest while Dinky floats in the air grinning like a madmare at the sight of her mother.
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>Derpy had her own version of The Stare when her eyes aligned, one possibly more frightening and powerful as Pokey was now experiencing.
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"POKEY!"
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>He turns around and glares at the two of you. "Stupid meddlers!" he shouts before dashing into the nearby bowling alley.
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>You and Hooves meet Derpy at the door and pause before entering.
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>Derpy looks to the two of you. "What's wrong? He has Dinky!"
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>You and Hooves look to each other.
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"He also has magic and big heavy bowling balls to throw."
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>Derpy's eyes fall. "But...we have to get her..."
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>You sigh...
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"Derpy... There's an old Earth saying. A phrase of great power and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need."
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>Hooves gives you a knowing smirk. "And what's that then?"
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>You kick open the bowling alley doors.
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"YOLO!"
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>No sooner do you get the door open than a bowling ball is thrown at you.
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>You duck to the side as the ball whizzes past you and look inside to see Pokey standing on a table with his eyes ablaze.
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"Oh he's AAALLL lit up now!"
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>You rush into the bowling alley and dive to the right, missing another volley of bowling balls by moments.
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"Doc! Go left!"
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>Hooves rushes in and slides under a collection of chairs as balls bounce off the side of it.
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>Peirce backs up towards the rear of the alley as he levitates more balls to him.
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>"Back off, the both of you! I am this girls rightful father and I won't have two aliens telling me how to raise her!"
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>Shit, he knew?
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>Dinkie squirms and screams in Peirce's grip. "Let me go! You're not me real dad!"
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>D'aww.
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>Pokey shakes Dinky around. "Be quiet, you little brat!"
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>Jeez, what did Derpy used to see in this guy?
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Probably something that wasn't there considering her eyes.
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>Oh fuck you, Brain. That was below the belt.
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"Doc! Split up!"
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>You break out of your cover and rush Pokey, Doc following your lead on the other side of the alley.
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>Pokey levels a collection of bowling balls at you and prepares to fire...
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>...At least before a mechanical whirring sound comes from Hooves' end of the alley and the bal returners start spewing bowling balls at him at high speed.
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>Pokey grunts and groans as the hard plastic from the balls smacks into him and disrupts his focus.
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>You close the distance and grab the nearest weapon you can: a metal folding chair.
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>You push off a shoe rack and swing your chair in a high arc over your head, knocking the electric light as you do.
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>The light bursts into sparks just in time for you to bring the chair down on Pokey Peirce's head.
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>Pokey's head bucks and snaps about as you slam the chair down on his head.
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>Hooves' runs up and catches Dinky before she hits the ground while you continue to go to town on Pokey.
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>Mous. Mous! MOUS!" Hooves' shouts.
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"Eh?" you say.
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>"He's down..."
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>You look down at the unicorn underneath you as he spits a bloody tooth from his mouth.
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"Oh..."
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>You stand at your full height and cup your mouth with your hands.
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"Is there a Doctor in the house?"
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>A half hour or so later the guards came to haul Pokey Peirce away for kidnapping and child endangerment charges.
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>After a quick trip to the hospital.
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>You watch from a couple dozen feet away as the happy family is reunited.
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>Derpy hugs both her parents in the middle of the street after the successful rescue, a few tears being shed amongst them.
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>"Did you have an interesting time after you burst out of the house?" a voice behind you says.
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>You turn around and catch Lotus walking up behind you.
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"Hey pretty pony. Yeah, I'd say I had a good day."
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>She sits down next to you and watches the scene unfurl.
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>"Only a concussion today?"
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>You point to Dinky and her family. [spoiler][/spoiler] "I'd say it's worth it."
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>Lotus sighs. "I might agree."
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>The two of you watch Pokey get taken away and Dinky and her family return home.
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>You nudge Lotus with your hip.
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"Kids, huh?"
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>She gives you an incredulous look.
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>You flash a smile.
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"Aw c'mon. The new place is gonna be bigger than here."
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>Lotus turns around and walks home. "Too big, if you ask me."
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>You run to catch up with her.
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"A baby's head is only about the size of a melon! Stop being a puss!"
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