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=Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short=
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>You and Celly were sitting in a familiar radio room, not that you needed to be here.
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>"Princess Celestia, thanks for coming back KCOLT for another interview. " Berry Punch says.
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>"No problem." she says.
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>"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
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>"Absolutely, I'm the sun."
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>"Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The sun".
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>"Well the first thing I do is--"
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>Time to play backup...
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>"Talk to Luna!"
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Read reports!
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Make it daytime!"
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Remember birthdays."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Direct magic."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"My own hot spring."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Micro-manage."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Promote friendship."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Flirt with guards."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Get rejected."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Feel ugly."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Send some letters."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Call a sex line."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Do girl-talk."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Demand a refund."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Eat some cake."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Guard transfer."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Deal with Shining."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"5th of vodka."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Shit in guard's barracks."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Steal a sword."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"On my neck."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!"
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>"Pussy out."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Puke on Luna's bed."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Jump out the windows."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Suck somebody's horn."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Score some salt."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Crash my carriage."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Suck my own horn."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Eat some hay bacon strips."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Chop my wings off."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Black out in the sewer."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Meet a giant fish."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Fuck his brains out."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Turn into a blimp."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Smite the dragons."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Send Luna to the Moon."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Now she's gone."
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"Praise the sun."
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>"Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then."
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>"No doubt."
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>"You chopped your wings off and banished your sister."
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>"Hell yeah."
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>"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own horn?"
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>"Nope."
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>"Actually, I'm pretty sure you did."
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>"Nah, that ain't me.
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>Berry nods "OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
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>"I'm the sun.
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>Berry gets up and walks out of the room shaking he rhead.
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>"Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
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>"I'm the sun.
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>"Ya, ya, I got it.
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>"I'm the sun.
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>"No, I heard you, see you later!
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>You see the "On Air" light on and grab the microphone.
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"Praise the sun."
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