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Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 5.

By Mandroid
Created: 2020-12-19 13:33:07
Expiry: Never

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    =Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short=
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    >You and Celly were sitting in a familiar radio room, not that you needed to be here.
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    >"Princess Celestia, thanks for coming back KCOLT for another interview. " Berry Punch says.
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    >"No problem." she says.
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    >"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
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    >"Absolutely, I'm the sun."
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    >"Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The sun".
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    >"Well the first thing I do is--"
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    >Time to play backup...
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    >"Talk to Luna!"
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Read reports!
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    "Praise the sun."
  16. 16.
    >"Make it daytime!"
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Remember birthdays."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Direct magic."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"My own hot spring."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Micro-manage."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Promote friendship."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Flirt with guards."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Get rejected."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Feel ugly."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Send some letters."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Call a sex line."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Do girl-talk."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Demand a refund."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Eat some cake."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Guard transfer."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Deal with Shining."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"5th of vodka."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Shit in guard's barracks."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Steal a sword."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"On my neck."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!"
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    >"Pussy out."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Puke on Luna's bed."
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    "Praise the sun."
  65. 65.
    >"Jump out the windows."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Suck somebody's horn."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Score some salt."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Crash my carriage."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Suck my own horn."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Eat some hay bacon strips."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Chop my wings off."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Black out in the sewer."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Meet a giant fish."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Fuck his brains out."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Turn into a blimp."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Smite the dragons."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Send Luna to the Moon."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Now she's gone."
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    "Praise the sun."
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    >"Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then."
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    >"No doubt."
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    >"You chopped your wings off and banished your sister."
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    >"Hell yeah."
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    >"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own horn?"
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    >"Nope."
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    >"Actually, I'm pretty sure you did."
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    >"Nah, that ain't me.
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    >Berry nods "OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
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    >"I'm the sun.
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    >Berry gets up and walks out of the room shaking he rhead.
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    >"Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
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    >"I'm the sun.
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    >"Ya, ya, I got it.
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    >"I'm the sun.
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    >"No, I heard you, see you later!
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    >You see the "On Air" light on and grab the microphone.
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    "Praise the sun."

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