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Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 5.

By Mandroid
Created: 19th December 2020 01:33:07 PM

  1. =Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short=
  2.  
  3. >You and Celly were sitting in a familiar radio room, not that you needed to be here.
  4. >"Princess Celestia, thanks for coming back KCOLT for another interview. " Berry Punch says.
  5. >"No problem." she says.
  6. >"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
  7. >"Absolutely, I'm the sun."
  8. >"Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The sun".
  9. >"Well the first thing I do is--"
  10. >Time to play backup...
  11. >"Talk to Luna!"
  12. "Praise the sun."
  13. >"Read reports!
  14. "Praise the sun."
  15. >"Make it daytime!"
  16. "Praise the sun."
  17. >"Remember birthdays."
  18. "Praise the sun."
  19. >"Direct magic."
  20. "Praise the sun."
  21. >"My own hot spring."
  22. "Praise the sun."
  23. >"Micro-manage."
  24. "Praise the sun."
  25. >"Promote friendship."
  26. "Praise the sun."
  27.  
  28. >"Flirt with guards."
  29. "Praise the sun."
  30. >"Get rejected."
  31. "Praise the sun."
  32. >"Feel ugly."
  33. "Praise the sun."
  34. >"Send some letters."
  35. "Praise the sun."
  36. >"Call a sex line."
  37. "Praise the sun."
  38. >"Do girl-talk."
  39. "Praise the sun."
  40. >"Demand a refund."
  41. "Praise the sun."
  42. >"Eat some cake."
  43. "Praise the sun."
  44.  
  45. >"Guard transfer."
  46. "Praise the sun."
  47. >"Deal with Shining."
  48. "Praise the sun."
  49. >"5th of vodka."
  50. "Praise the sun."
  51. >"Shit in guard's barracks."
  52. "Praise the sun."
  53. >"Steal a sword."
  54. "Praise the sun."
  55. >"On my neck."
  56. "Praise the sun."
  57. >"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!"
  58.  
  59.  
  60. >"Pussy out."
  61. "Praise the sun."
  62. >"Puke on Luna's bed."
  63. "Praise the sun."
  64. >"Jump out the windows."
  65. "Praise the sun."
  66. >"Suck somebody's horn."
  67. "Praise the sun."
  68. >"Score some salt."
  69. "Praise the sun."
  70. >"Crash my carriage."
  71. "Praise the sun."
  72. >"Suck my own horn."
  73. "Praise the sun."
  74. >"Eat some hay bacon strips."
  75. "Praise the sun."
  76.  
  77. >"Chop my wings off."
  78. "Praise the sun."
  79. >"Black out in the sewer."
  80. "Praise the sun."
  81. >"Meet a giant fish."
  82. "Praise the sun."
  83. >"Fuck his brains out."
  84. "Praise the sun."
  85. >"Turn into a blimp."
  86. "Praise the sun."
  87. >"Smite the dragons."
  88. "Praise the sun."
  89. >"Send Luna to the Moon."
  90. "Praise the sun."
  91. >"Now she's gone."
  92. "Praise the sun."
  93.  
  94. >"Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then."
  95. >"No doubt."
  96. >"You chopped your wings off and banished your sister."
  97. >"Hell yeah."
  98. >"And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own horn?"
  99. >"Nope."
  100. >"Actually, I'm pretty sure you did."
  101. >"Nah, that ain't me.
  102. >Berry nods "OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
  103. >"I'm the sun.
  104. >Berry gets up and walks out of the room shaking he rhead.
  105. >"Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
  106. >"I'm the sun.
  107. >"Ya, ya, I got it.
  108. >"I'm the sun.
  109. >"No, I heard you, see you later!
  110. >You see the "On Air" light on and grab the microphone.
  111. "Praise the sun."
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