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In the Shadow of the Sun - 1 AKAME JAN 20TH, 2013

By Sodapop
Created: 2020-12-22 22:54:12
Expiry: Never
anonsafedramamane 6

  1. 1.
    >~Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp aga-~
  2. 2.
    >You shut off your alarm and sigh.
  3. 3.
    >Time to wake up.
  4. 4.
    >As best you can, you drag yourself to the bathroom for the morning routine.
  5. 5.
    >A glistening blade glides over your face as steaming water pours from the shower head.
  6. 6.
    >No reason you can't combine two actions to reduce time wasted.
  7. 7.
    >Stepping out of the shower, you glances yourself over in the mirror.
  8. 8.
    "Lookin' good, Anon. Looking real good."
  9. 9.
    >You flex dramatically, like a bodybuilder trying to intimidate his mirror into submission.
  10. 10.
    >Maybe you shouldn't spend so much time with Spike. He was starting to rub off on you.
  11. 11.
    >After you've finished with the bathroom, you throw on some clothes and move to the next vict-room of the morning.
  12. 12.
    >The kitchen.
  13. 13.
    >You stretch as you walk through the doorway, causing your back to pop.
  14. 14.
    >Ah~ That felt good.
  15. 15.
    >You pour yourself a bowl of Silver Spoonies.
  16. 16.
    >It's not like being the only one eating this stuff would be, like, the most embarrassing thing ever.
  17. 17.
    >Most don't don't like the flavor of this brand, but you enjoy the taste of unachieved self-entitlement peppered with future failures.
  18. 18.
    >And of course, "Slivers of real Silver Spoon" whatever that means...
  19. 19.
    >A sudden knock at the door forces a sigh from you.
  20. 20.
    >Guess the day has officially begun.
  21. 21.
    >You quickly finish your meal then trudge over to your front door.
  22. 22.
    >With an exasperated sigh, you pull it open.
  23. 23.
    >Fluttershy stands on your stoop with...
  24. 24.
    >The other Mane Six?
  25. 25.
    >And they're all wearing the Elements of Harmony.
  26. 26.
    >This can't be good.
  27. 27.
    >The yellow pegasus trots up to you with the largest grin you've ever see-
  28. 28.
    >No that's a lie. Her smile used to get progressively larger with each fetish attempt, but she hit peak-smile about thirty-eight guesses ago.
  29. 29.
    >You just keep thinking that out of habit.
  30. 30.
    "What do you want, Fluttershy?"
  31. 31.
    >You stare disapprovingly at the show of force in front of you.
  32. 32.
    >"Oh, Anon! I know I haven't gotten it yet, but this time, I'm sure I've guessed your fetish!"
  33. 33.
    >You look to the other p0nies and motion to Fluttershy, trying to get at least some acknowledgement that they heard what she had said.
  34. 34.
    >Nothing. Of course.
  35. 35.
    *Sigh* "What is it this time?"
  36. 36.
    >Fluttershy squees as she takes her place among her friends.
  37. 37.
    >"Eh-hem. Is being blasted with the most powerful magic in the world your fetish, Anon?"
  38. 38.
    >Wait, wha-
  39. 39.
    *PHWOARR*
  40. 40.
    >The six ponies in front of you burst with bright white light and begin to levitate.
  41. 41.
    >Against the roaring magic, you let out a scream in an attempt to reason with the technicolored rape-enablers floating ten feet from your home.
  42. 42.
    "HOW CAN YOU ALL BE OK WITH THIS?"
  43. 43.
    >Rainbows emerge from each p0ny's necklace and worm their way towards Twilight.
  44. 44.
    "I MEAN, WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD YOU HAVE FOR USING THIS ON A SINGLE, MAGIC-LESS BEING?"
  45. 45.
    >The rainbows spiral around Twilight and connect with the Element of Magic.
  46. 46.
    "IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A LITTLE BIT MU-"
  47. 47.
    >You are cut off by a multihued blast that engulfs you and the others.
  48. 48.
    >The ground disappears from under you and you begin to fall.
  49. 49.
    >Colors and shapes rush past you in your downward spiral, creating a scene that Stanley Kubrick would no doubt be envious of.
  50. 50.
    >Fluttershy and the rest all share a look of confusion as they fall with you.
  51. 51.
    >Rainbow Dash attempts to fly, but her wings flap uselessly, providing no motion.
  52. 52.
    >Twilight attempts to cast a spell.
  53. 53.
    >The moment the magic escapes her horn, it is absorbed by the warped reality you find yourself in.
  54. 54.
    >The studious unicorn begins to twitch when she sees her spell fail.
  55. 55.
    >Rarity and Applejack are flailing around and screaming.
  56. 56.
    >Curiously enough, AJ seems to be the louder of the two.
  57. 57.
    >Pinkie just laughs as all of space and time distorts around her.
  58. 58.
    >And Fluttershy...
  59. 59.
    >Where was she?
  60. 60.
    >A warm wetness surrounding your finger draws your attention.
  61. 61.
    >Fluttershy is dry humping your arm while she sucks on your fingers.
  62. 62.
    >Gross.
  63. 63.
    >You shake her off and position to throw her at Rainbow.
  64. 64.
    >You must have something against pegasi.
  65. 65.
    >...
  66. 66.
    >It's not racist.
  67. 67.
    >You pull back and attempt to release Fluttershy, only to be sent flying backwards as she stays perfectly still.
  68. 68.
    >Your last words as you hit the edge of the magic bubble surrounding you were the most clever you could think of.
  69. 69.
    "Newton says NOOOOOOOO!"
  70. 70.
    >With that perfect line, you disappear from the Mane Six's sight.
  71. 71.
     
  72. 72.
    >The sound of rushing air fills your ears.
  73. 73.
    >You were still falling, albeit at an angle now.
  74. 74.
    >You wonder where you- OH GOD, WATER!
  75. 75.
    *SPLASH!*
  76. 76.
    >You bounce off the surface of a lake.
  77. 77.
    *SPLASH!*
  78. 78.
    >This is very painful.
  79. 79.
    *SPLASH!*
  80. 80.
    >Humans aren't meant to be skipped like stones across a body of water.
  81. 81.
    *SPLASH!*
  82. 82.
    *SPLASH~Blub* *Blub*
  83. 83.
    >You finally manage to come to a stop.
  84. 84.
    >Underwater.
  85. 85.
    >Which is ironic because your body feels like it's on fire from all the high powered water skimming you just performed.
  86. 86.
    >You slowly float to the surface as muscle control comes back online.
  87. 87.
    *Gasp*
  88. 88.
    >Air has never tasted so good.
  89. 89.
    >You manage to swim to the lakeside and collapse on the beach.
  90. 90.
    >Turning onto your back, you attempt to discern your location.
  91. 91.
    >Waterfalls pouring into the lake draw your attention towards a mountain.
  92. 92.
    >A magnificent white city juts out of the mountainside and glows in the light of the rising sun.
  93. 93.
    >Looks like you're near Canterlot.
  94. 94.
    >A sudden flash of blue light causes you to clamp your eyes shut.
  95. 95.
    >*Sniff* "Stupid Tia..."
  96. 96.
    >That voice... you know you've heard it before.
  97. 97.
    >"It's not fair. They all love you."
  98. 98.
    >You prop yourself up and scan the area for the source of the familiar voice.
  99. 99.
    >A dark sapphire pegasus hangs her head by the lakeside.
  100. 100.
    >"They care nothing for me though!"
  101. 101.
    >The lake explodes into a geyser as the pegasus flings her head up in a fit of rage.
  102. 102.
    >She has a horn.
  103. 103.
    >This pegasus is more than meets the eye it seems.
  104. 104.
    >As the water rains down on both of you, she lowers her head again.
  105. 105.
    >"No one cares about my beautiful night..."
  106. 106.
    >That's it, Luna! This p0ny was Princess Luna!
  107. 107.
    >You had never actually met the night princess, she always seemed to vanish when you tried to approach her.
  108. 108.
    >The only reason you even recognized the voice was because Luna tends to forget how to speak quietly.
  109. 109.
    >She could be heard clear from the other side of Ponyville, in fact.
  110. 110.
    >The lunar princess gives on last sigh and picks herself up.
  111. 111.
    >Keeping her head low, she turns and walks towards you.
  112. 112.
    >No, not towards… AT you.
  113. 113.
    >You try to drag yourself out of the way but…
  114. 114.
    *Pomf*
  115. 115.
    >Muscle control decides to call it a day, so you fall helplessly against the soft sand.
  116. 116.
    >Luna is much closer now and apparently still hasn't seen you, judging from her unresponsive state.
  117. 117.
    >This is going to be awkward. Maybe she'll turn away before reaching you though?
  118. 118.
    >*Sigh* "I just want- Whoa!"
  119. 119.
    >The mighty sovereign of the moon trips over you and falls flat on her face.
  120. 120.
    >You stare at her flank.
  121. 121.
    >Not because you're a pervert or anything, but because it is positioned right in front of your face.
  122. 122.
    >This very close analysis of the p0ny in front of you causes you to realize something.
  123. 123.
    >Luna is a lot smaller than you remember.
  124. 124.
    >That, and her mane isn't a bizarre collection of stars and flowing aether.
  125. 125.
    >All in all, she looks… younger.
  126. 126.
    >"Ow~"
  127. 127.
    >The young princess removes herself from you and stands up.
  128. 128.
    >She looks down at you and backs away frightened.
  129. 129.
    >"Wh- What are you?"
  130. 130.
    >'What am I'?
  131. 131.
    "Uh… Are you alright, princess? You're looking a little… deflated."
  132. 132.
    >When she hears you speak, Luna begins to panic.
  133. 133.
    >"How do you know of me? What is going on? What-"
  134. 134.
    >Her face becomes serious.
  135. 135.
    >"What did you overhear?"
  136. 136.
    >Your eyes dart from side to side, looking for something to stare at that isn't an intimidating governor of a celestial body.
  137. 137.
    >They determine the lake is the best thing to work with.
  138. 138.
    >Keeping your sight fixated on the water, you speak.
  139. 139.
    "Oh… You know… Nothing really. Heh, heh."
  140. 140.
    >Your eyes betray you and steal a quick glance at Luna.
  141. 141.
    >Her eyes are mere inches away from yours, looking down at you.
  142. 142.
    >"I guess I'll have to find out the hard way."
  143. 143.
    >A soft blue glow surrounds you as Luna places her horn against your chest.
  144. 144.
    "No wai-"
  145. 145.
    >An explosion of magic sends Luna soaring through the air.
  146. 146.
    >She collides with a tree and slumps onto the ground, unconscious.
  147. 147.
    >You gather your strength for a moment then force yourself up.
  148. 148.
    >All four limbs protest, but you quiet their screams as you stumble over to Luna.
  149. 149.
    >A patch of blood mars her coat near her head.
  150. 150.
    >This probably wouldn't look good, you standing over the crumpled, unconscious body of a princess.
  151. 151.
    >You lift your hand and gaze at the sparking ring on one of your fingers.
  152. 152.
    >A token gift for you from the royal sisters due to your incessant complaining about Fluttershy.
  153. 153.
    >It absorbed all mind spells used on you and turned the magic into a powerful explosion.
  154. 154.
    >Non-lethal of course, but powerful enough to launch p0nies into trees apparently.
  155. 155.
    >As you examine Luna for any major complications, a loud voice surprises you.
  156. 156.
    >"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
  157. 157.
    "Wha-"
  158. 158.
    *Thud*
  159. 159.
    >The world fades to black as you fall to the ground.
  160. 160.
     
  161. 161.
    >You awake in some kind of dungeon.
  162. 162.
    >The dank cell smells of hay and blood, a combination you never thought you'd experience.
  163. 163.
    >Light filters through a small window lined with iron bars.
  164. 164.
    >Shackles chained to your limbs, combined with your already exhausted state prevent exploring the chamber much.
  165. 165.
    >You resolve to learn more about your surroundings after a nice nap.

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