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Gildaed Cage 2 - Dances With Timber Wolves AKAME DEC 21ST, 2013

By Sodapop
Created: 2020-12-23 01:15:16
Expiry: Never

  1. >It's hard to breathe.
  2. >You clamor to pull yourself off the cold floor, but your muscles give out on you.
  3. >When you hit the ground, a searing pain shoots from your left wing, forcing you to stifle a scream.
  4. >As you writhe in anguish, you are able to force open an eye to see your surroundings.
  5. >You're in a large room.
  6. >Bed sheets are sprawled out near you, probably pulled down when you tried to get up.
  7. >Just like the vase now shattered on the floor was.
  8. >There are curtains drawn over windows, but there's no light showing on them, so it's probably nighttime.
  9. >The rest of the room is filled with stuff like statues and…
  10. >Ugh.
  11. >Books.
  12. >Another pang tears through your body, and you instinctively clench your eye shut in pain.
  13. >You begin to panic.
  14. >Wherever you are, it's not someplace you would willingly choose to be.
  15. >Who brought you here?
  16. >What do they want?
  17. >The sound of someone walking resounds through the floor.
  18. >It quickly gets louder, and you soon hear the door to your prison open up.
  19. >You again open your eyes to see some…thing.
  20. >It's tall, probably taller than you are.
  21. >It runs over to you and tries to grab you.
  22. >"Are you ok?"
  23. >You claw at its outstretched hand, trying to keep it away from you.
  24. *Gasp*
  25. "Who- where-"
  26. >Before you can prop yourself up, the thing near you places a hand on your back.
  27. >"Relax, you're safe."
  28. >Safe?
  29. >Yeah right.
  30. >Not as long as those stupid lizards-
  31. >You scramble to look around.
  32. >How did it take you this long to realize the dork trio wasn't there anymore?
  33. >The thing shows concern as you glance back at it.
  34. >"Like I said, you're safe now. Injured…"
  35. >It carefully touches your left wing, sending a dull wave of pain through you.
  36. >You swat away its hand and glare at it.
  37. >It smiles softly at you.
  38. >"…but safe."
  39. >Taking a moment to clear your head, you think about what you can do next.
  40. "Where am I?"
  41. >"My house. I brought you here after, well…"
  42. >Your wing twitches as you remember the fight between you and those dweebs.
  43. >It hurts.
  44. >You look at the source of the pain, and are surprised to see it wrapped in bandages and splinted.
  45. >"Sorry to say this, but you won't be going anywhere like that. You're welcome to stay here though."
  46. >The invitation comes as a surprise to you.
  47. >Why would anyone want a stupid mail griffon to stay at their house.
  48. >You grimace at your own thoughts.
  49. >'Mail Griffon'
  50. >You really are a loser.
  51. >"It's been a long time since I've had guests and- hold on."
  52. >Your host grabs one of the books off of a nearby shelf and reads the cover.
  53. >"Dances with Timber Wolves. Yeah that'll work."
  54. >Work for what?
  55. >He shoves the book into your mouth before picking you up.
  56. >Pain beyond description shoots through every part of your body, and you bite down on the book while screaming.
  57. >You are swiftly carried to the bed and carefully placed down on the soft surface.
  58. >As soon as the pain subsides, you spit out the book an yell at the moron standing over you.
  59. "What the FUCK!? Couldn't you have warned me first?"
  60. >"I could have, but you would have only fought me."
  61. >He's right, you wouldn't have agreed to have some…
  62. "What are you?"
  63. >You can see his eye twitch at your blunt question.
  64. >*Sigh*
  65. >"I'm a human. You don't know what that is, because I'm the only one you've ever seen. Now, let's forget about that…"
  66. >He grabs the blankets off the floor and throws them over you.
  67. >"And let's focus on restoring you back to full health. QUENTIN!"
  68. >The loud yell startles you, but fortunately the covers prevented the human from seeing that.
  69. >By the time you finally wrestle your sheets into a comfortable position, a unicorn has trotted into the room pushing a cart covered in snacks.
  70. >He rolls the cart up to you and begins to pour what you assume is tea into a small cup.
  71. >"Please, help yourself to whatever you like, miss."
  72. >Your stomach grumbles as you look over the food.
  73. >There's cakes, crackers, sandwiches and-
  74. >A familiar scent emanates from the tray in front of you, one you haven't smelled since you got stuck here working your dead end job…
  75. >Meat.
  76. >You drool as you lift a small covering to see a delicious roasted lamb leg.
  77. >There's no way you could ever forget that smell.
  78. >You quickly look back at the human and notice some of his teeth are pointed.
  79. >Of all places, you actually found another carnivore here, in Equestria?
  80. >"It's going to get cold if you don't eat soon."
  81. >Without any hesitation, you grab the lamb and bring it to your beak.
  82. >Chunks of flesh tear satisfyingly off the bone and you savor the taste of prey as it passes over your tongue.
  83. >The first swallow was loud enough for the others to hear.
  84. >You hastily take another bite as the others start to leave.
  85. >Before he closes the door, your fellow predator speaks to you one more time.
  86. >"I almost forgot. My name is Anon. And yours is?"
  87. >Your mouth is too full to respond, the food you are eating is some of the most delicious you've ever had.
  88. >"Ah, nevermind. We can talk later."
  89. "Wai-!"
  90. >He stops closing the door and looks at you.
  91. *Gulp*
  92. >Another helping of lamb enters your stomach, causing you to let out a contented sigh.
  93. "Gilda."
  94. >The eating resumes as Anon closes the door.
  95. >This food is really good.
  96. >You shut your eyes tightly to keep the stupid room from blurring more.
  97. >This food is really good…
  98.  
  99. >You are now Anon.
  100. >Well, your guest is as interesting as you had hoped.
  101. >She's brash, loud, everything you'd expect from a griffon.
  102. >Really, it will just be nice to have someone to eat meat with.
  103. >…
  104. >There has to be a way to phrase that better, but who cares!
  105. >Ever since you've gotten here, you've had to hide your omnivorous nature.
  106. >There's a bit of a social stigma against eating other creatures' flesh, which has forced you to attend dinner parties consisting solely of salads.
  107. >You shudder, remembering the last royal ball.
  108. >Oh sure, there's other delicacies, like petunias, or poinsettias.
  109. >But you aren't a goddamn horse.
  110. >You're a human.
  111. >And you occasionally need to get some goddamn meat in you.
  112. >…
  113. >Again, really need a better way to say that.
  114. >You enter the kitchen to see Quentin putting away some dishes.
  115. "What do you think of our new guest, Quentin?"
  116. >The last of the dishes levitate to their places and the butler closes the cabinet doors behind them.
  117. >"It's not really my place, but I think she'll get along fine here, Sir. Might I ask how long she'll be staying?"
  118. >You try to adjust your glasses as you ponder the question.
  119. >Sadly, they are still broken, and therefore not on your face.
  120. >Force of habit.
  121. "I'd like her to stay until her wing heals up, but it's really up to her. How quickly do you think she'll recover?"
  122. >Quentin frowns.
  123. >"I'm not sure. Wing injuries are quite serious for flying species such as Griffons. Even with my tea speeding her along, it could be several weeks at least."
  124. >Could be worse.
  125. >Honestly, you're kind of happy to have her staying here.
  126. >Aside from Quentin, you don't socialize much.
  127. >At least, not with others like yourself.
  128. >Most of your time is spent dealing with the p0nies having sex at your book readings.
  129. *Sigh*
  130. >It's getting late.
  131. >Gilda is probably going to collapse after she finishes eating.
  132. >Pretty easy to get tired after such a stressful day.
  133. >You look at your partially healed arm and yawn.
  134. >Very easy.
  135. "Quentin."
  136. >"Sir?"
  137. "I'm going to bed, feel free to take the rest of the night off."
  138. >The stallion bows.
  139. >"Then I shall leave at once."
  140. >A large grin creeps across his face.
  141. >"I have a date with the most beautiful mare."
  142. >You chuckle as Quentin turns to leave.
  143. "In that case, take tomorrow morning off as well. I'm sure you'll need to clean up before coming back to work."
  144. >"It wouldn't be a date otherwise, Sir. Thank you."
  145. >The large door to your house closes behind your butler, leaving you standing in the kitchen alone.
  146. >A regular casanova that one.
  147. >Rather fitting, considering.
  148. >In any case, your bed calls to you across the house.
  149. >It says it wants you inside it.
  150. >You couldn't be more willing.
  151.  
  152. [The Following Morning]
  153. >Soft sheets drape over your body, their silken grip preventing you from getting out of bed.
  154. >You start to roll over, but a sharp pain halts your motion.
  155. >Oh yeah, your wing is broken.
  156. >Between the food and the soft bed, it almost seemed like all your troubles went away.
  157. >Then again, you were never that lucky.
  158. >As you close your eyes to go back to sleep, a faint smell fills your nares.
  159. >Someone's cooking something.
  160. >Drool leaks from your mouth and wets the pillow beneath your head.
  161. >With a pained groan, you manage to throw off your covers.
  162. >The ensuing rush of cool air makes you shudder.
  163. >You slowly climb out of bed and attempt to walk.
  164. >Each step causes your wing to throb painfully, so you can only move a short distance before needing to stop and rest.
  165. >It takes an eternity, but you eventually manage to reach the door and pry it open.
  166. >As you do so, the smell of breakfast becomes more apparent.
  167. >Eggs and…
  168. >Sausage maybe?
  169. >Definitely more meat though.
  170. >The next room is a hallway.
  171. >There's a bunch of paintings and other junk on the walls, but what really catches your eye is the staircase.
  172. "Freakin'…"
  173. >You mumble under your breath, cursing whatever you did to deserve this punishment.
  174. >Of course, there HAD to be stairs.
  175. >As quickly as the thousands of metaphorical needles piercing your wings will allow, you descend the stairs.
  176. >Hopefully you'll reach the bottom with only one wing broken.
  177. >After yet another eternity, your talons touch the floor and you let out a sigh of relief.
  178. >You sniff the air to find the source of the wonderful smells causing you to lick your chops.
  179. >Step by step, you get closer until you find yourself in a large kitchen.
  180. *Ssssssssss*
  181. >A frying pan on a stove sizzles as beaten eggs are poured into it.
  182. >Anon places some cheese on one side before folding the egg onto itself.
  183. >He waits for a moment before carefully flipping the egg over to cook the other side, eventually sliding the finished omelet onto a plate next to some sausage.
  184. >Boom, called it.
  185. >Your host turns around and finally notices you flooding the corner of his kitchen with your saliva.
  186. >"Well good morning. I didn't expect you to be up so early."
  187. >He pours himself a cup of coffee while looking over his shoulder at you.
  188. >"Did you sleep well?"
  189. >Silently, you nod, still unable to take your eyes off of the food on the counter.
  190. >Anon laughs at your expression, then points to a small table near you.
  191. >"Have a seat, I'll bring you some breakfast."
  192. >You take a deep breath before walking at normal speed to one of the chairs seated around the table.
  193. >Throes of pain course through you, each trying to make you cringe.
  194. >But you'd rather die than look weak in front of someone else.
  195. >Anon watches you, no doubt attempting to see how frail your injury has made you.
  196. >When you make it to the chair, you hop up and sit down.
  197. >Letting out your held breath, an intense agony shoots from your wing.
  198. >You can't stop yourself from reaching to your side and touching the injury.
  199. >Great, now Anon will think you're a freaking cripple or something.
  200. >Fortunately, when you glance in his direction, Anon seems to have already turned around and started preparing your breakfast.
  201. >Maybe he didn't see it.
  202. >After a few minutes, which you spent trying to figure out whether or not Anon saw your momentary weakness, a plate is placed in front of you.
  203. >Scrambled eggs with sausage and toast.
  204. >"Dig in."
  205. >Without a moment's hesitation, you jab your face into the eggs and pull a large gob into your mouth.
  206. >You throw your head back and chomp on the never-born chicken before swallowing.
  207. >Delicious.
  208. >This routine of picking up chunks of food and loudly wolfing them down repeats until theres nothing left on your plate.
  209. >Pushing the plate away, you look at the other person sitting at the table.
  210. >Amazingly, Anon finished his food before you, and is now sipping on a cup of coffee and reading the paper.
  211. >Canterlot Times.
  212. >Is that where you are?
  213. >Guess you were pretty close to Canterlot when you were…
  214. "Hey."
  215. >Anon looks up from his paper.
  216. "What… happened last night? You were the one who tried to stop the dragons, right?"
  217. >You look at your broken wing.
  218. "Nice job, by the way."
  219. >He puts the paper down and takes another drink.
  220. >"Yeah, that was me."
  221. >Regret shows in his eyes.
  222. >"I'm sorry I couldn't stop them from breaking your wing."
  223. "How did you get rid of them? I mean, I could have taken them if they hadn't sucker punched me, but-"
  224. >Anon presses his fingers up the bridge of his nose, like he's trying to push up an invisible pair of glasses.
  225. >You notice the fresh cuts on his arm.
  226. >Claw marks.
  227. >DRAGON claw marks.
  228. "Did you fight them?"
  229. >…
  230. >"Yes."
  231. >He picks up the paper.
  232. "Did you win?"
  233. >"Yes."
  234. >…
  235. "How?"
  236. >Once again, he places the paper down onto the table.
  237. >"I have to go."
  238. >What?
  239. >He stands and starts to leave the kitchen.
  240. >You clamber to stop him, but your injury flares up causing you to wince.
  241. "Wait!"
  242. >For a moment, he pauses in the doorway and looks back at you.
  243. >"Sorry, royalty isn't exactly accustomed to waiting."
  244. >Royalty?
  245. "So we're in Canterlot."
  246. >Anon smiles, again trying to adjust some pair of glasses you can't see.
  247. >"I wouldn't go out in your condition, but feel free to look around the house. If you're going to be staying here, I'm sure it would be nice to know the layout."
  248. >You smirk at him.
  249. "What makes you think I'd stay with you?"
  250. >Despite Anon's attempt to hide his own smirk, you can clearly see the smug look on his face as he starts to walk away.
  251. >"Because you aren't the type to turn down free food. I can't imagine you'd turn down a free stay in a cushy place like this."
  252. >He leaves the house as his exit line ends, leaving you sitting at the table.
  253. >Idiot.
  254. >Just because he has good food and soft beds, he thinks you'll stay here?
  255. >Obviously you will.
  256. >Who would be stupid enough to not take advantage of this situation?
  257. >You climb off the chair and exit the kitchen.
  258. >The floorboards creak under you as you walk slowly down the hall.
  259. >Well, your host was so kind as to let you walk around freely.
  260. >May as well try to dig up some dirt on him.

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