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Sun Wooing

By lapsbin
Created: 2020-12-25 17:06:41
Expiry: Never

  1. BE PRINCESS CELESTIA
  2. >"Are you sure something like this is... necessary, your Highness?"
  3. >You find yourself striding down one of the hallways of your castle with your assistant Raven
  4. >While you would have liked to say that it was a normal day for you that'd be a lie
  5. >Your usual motherly smile was gone
  6. >You had forgone your royal garb
  7. >The usual calm and thoughtfulness that was usually associated with your person was nonexistent
  8. >Because today was an important day
  9. >One of the most important days that you've had in a long time
  10. >And, for a mare that's fought everything from eldritch horrors to the mightiest of dragons, you were a little bit... nervous
  11. >Which, to be honest, wasn't something that you usually felt
  12. >Like at all
  13. >You had been calm when your sister had returned
  14. >You had been collected when Discord decided to rear his ugly head
  15. >Heck, you had even been semi-ready for Triek when he marched on Canterlot
  16. >But now you had to resist the urge to run back to your room and hide under a blanket
  17. >Because right now you weren't facing a normal enemy
  18. >This foe was one that you could not seal away or send to the moon or send your student to fight
  19. >No
  20. >You, Celestia Solaire Invictus, Lady of the Sun and the mother of one of the most powerful nations that has ever existed, were about to match wits with a colt
  21. >A colt that you really liked
  22. >A colt that liked to be around you, Celestia, not "Princess Celestia"
  23. >And who you didn't have to look down at to talk to
  24. >And whose smile made your heart flutter and--
  25. >Urgh!
  26. >Focus Celestia!
  27. >You can't let this stallion get into your bucking head before you've even seen him!
  28. >You snort and give your head a shake to get some alpha flowing
  29. >YEAH!
  30. >ALPHA AS FUARRRRRK!
  31. "I assure you that this is ABSOLUTELY necessary, Raven," you tell the little mare beside you
  32. >"But Highness doesn't this seem a little ... excessive for some colt?"
  33. >Though your first instinct say that Anon wasn't just SOME COLT and chew your assistant out you restrained yourself
  34. >Raven was one of your closest companions and it WAS her job to make you think carefully of what you were doing was good for your image and for your little ponies as a whole
  35. >But this was different
  36. >This wasn't some silly manner of state
  37. >This was a manner of love
  38. >And that shit was totes important yo!
  39. "He's not a colt, Raven."
  40. >"You know what I mean your Majesty."
  41. >You can't help but crack a small smile
  42. "I know, my little pony, but trust me when I say that everything I have done was necessary to woo "some colt" as you so elegantly put it. He is important to me and I want to make sure that this is as perfect as can be."
  43. >To be fair you might have gone a little overboard with this
  44. >A Princess such as yourself shouldn't be following a stallion around like a lost puppy
  45. >But it wasn't your fault!
  46. >This colt, this hyemon just had... something
  47. >Something that drew you in!
  48. >You had just thought him another stallion when your student had brought him up to Canterlot
  49. >Cute and a bit exotic sure, but nothing that you hadn't seen
  50. >You had questioned him, found out that his name was Anonymous and he was a "huemon"
  51. >And, after speaking to him at great length, you had offered him a room at the castle (as any mare would do)
  52. >It was when you had invited him to your room for a cup of tea that you found out Anon wasn't like any stallion that you'd seen in a LONG time
  53. >The hyemon was excellent company
  54. >Someone that wasn't intimidated at all of your rank and size and stature
  55. >And you enjoyed that about him, so much so that you invited him to another tea time
  56. >Just like last time you had a wonderful time speaking to him
  57. >So after that you started to speak to him on a daily basis
  58. >The two of you became fast friends after a month or two
  59. >And a few months after that you could safely consider Anonymous as one of your closest companions
  60. >Then you started getting this funny, colty feeling whenever he was about
  61. >Which then got worse and worse until you couldn't think about anything other than him and how nice it felt when he hugged you and how lonely your bed felt at night
  62. >You hadn't know until to was too late but this odd stallion, this creature from another world, had stolen your heart
  63. >Stolen it with such efficiency and precision that your heart pounded and your knees went weak whenever you were around him
  64. >But now it was your turn!
  65. >YOU were going to take HIS heart and win him over and call him yours!
  66. >...Hopefully...
  67. >It had been a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, LONG time since you had taken a mate
  68. >So long that you couldn't remember your last coltfriends face
  69. >Sure, you'd had your share of tail over the years but that was just sex
  70. >Dirty, dirty sex...
  71. >But sometimes you wanted something more meaningful than riding some walking cock!
  72. >You wanted some walking cock to care about you and you wanted to care about him
  73. >Emotionally and shit
  74. >Which meant that you might have been a little bit... RUSTY with wooing
  75. >But say what you will you had always been a grade A planner!
  76. >Somepony that could get anything she wanted with enough patience and elbow grease!
  77. >So you had planned on the best course of action into winning Anonymous
  78. >Then you had put your plan, the bit of genius it was, and into action
  79. >The first thing you did was make sure to quietly tell every single mare in Canterlot, in no uncertain terms, that any attempts to woo, seduce, or sexually harass Anon would NOT go very well for them
  80. >He was your human!
  81. >No bucking touchy!
  82. >Then you had gotten out the oldest books on courting that you could find and began reading like there was no tomorrow
  83. >You weren't going to need all of the new fangled poppycock that the kids used today!
  84. >The old way would win Anon's heart over!
  85. >It worked back then and I'd work now!
  86. >Maybe!
  87. >Probably!
  88. >Hopefully!
  89. >...Wooing couldn't have changed that much right?
  90. >Nah
  91. >You bet that it didn't change at all!
  92. >After your books were read you had decided to mold yourself into the marelest mare that has ever and will ever exist
  93. >You had let your chest tuft grow free and wild
  94. >You starting hitting the gym with a vengeance
  95. >And you had doubled up on your vanilla shampoo ('cause colts LOVEd vanilla)
  96. >It had taken months of preparation but you finally felt ready
  97. >The castle was empty, you had worked your horn to the nub making a beautiful sunset, and Anon was out in your garden doing silly colt things
  98. >Today was the day that you were going to woo yourself a hyemon!
  99. "Remember to have that bottle of 407 Frankenswine Delore in my room within the hour, Raven," you tell your secretary. "Make sure it's chilled but not too chilled, I don't want Anon getting a headache while drinking it."
  100. >Raven nods, though you can still see that she clearly did understand why you were doing this
  101. >She would when she fell in love with some colt herself you wager
  102. >Then you'd tease her and do your best to help her out to win the colt of HER dreams
  103. >'Cause mares had to stick together yo!
  104. >"Would you like it if I brought you something to nibble on also?" Raven asked as you looked down at the mighty jungle that was your chest tuft
  105. "That would be wonderful, thank you," you say as you use your magic to puff out your chest hair even more
  106. >Raven rolls her eyes but you just puff your chest out proudly
  107. >Your tuft game was top bucking notch!
  108. >The second that Anon was it he drop those pants of his faster than you could say cake!
  109. >...Hopefully
  110. >...YOU thought it looked good...
  111. >It took a few minutes but soon both you and Raven find yourselfs at the entrance of the garden
  112. >"I'll make sure that everything's ready for you, Highness," she says, patting wither before adjusting her glasses
  113. >You nod
  114. "I appreciate your help, Raven," you say with a smile. "I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for you."
  115. >Raven answers you with a smile of her own
  116. >"It was my honor, Princess," she tells you before pointing out the door. "Now go and get your colt while I make sure everything you asked for is ready."
  117. >You take a step forward and take a deep breath as Raven leaves you
  118. >Alright Celestia
  119. >It was do or die time
  120. >You had to be commanding and firm but understanding and gentle
  121. >You had give off an area of attraction and mareliness but not so much that you scared Anon off
  122. >You needed to be in the zone
  123. >So take another deep breath...
  124. >...
  125. >...
  126. >...
  127. >You now are lighter than a slice of bread
  128. >An alpha slice of bread
  129. >That could woo any colt it wanted without batting an eyelash
  130. >COME ON!
  131. >YOU BUCKING GOT THIS!
  132. >YOU
  133. >GOT
  134. >THIS!
  135. >FUAAARRRRRKKKKINNNNNGGGGGG ALLLLPPPPPHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
  136.  
  137. BE ANON
  138. >It's another day at the lovely Canterlot castle
  139. >You, being the lazy asshole that you were, were lounging under your favorite oak tree in the gardens while you did your best to whittle a lion out of a chunk of wood
  140. >You had already managed to make a wolf (or wolfish thing) and a deer (or at least something that looked like a deer in the right light) and you wanted to get every houses animal from Game of Thrones
  141. >Since you were a fucking dork and you had nothing better to do in horseland
  142. >...
  143. >...
  144. >...
  145. >You should probably look for a job or something
  146. >You lazy putz...
  147. >"Oh, there you are Anon! I was looking everywhere for you!"
  148. >You look up from your "masterpiece" to see a grinning sun horse
  149. >A naked grinning sun horse
  150. >how was naked for... some reason
  151. "Heya Celly," you greet, folding up the pocket knife you had been using and leaning forward. "How are ya doing?"
  152. >Her smile widens
  153. >"Oh I'm doing very well, thank you for asking."
  154. >You nod and wait for her to say something else
  155. >She said she had been looking for you, so she must have something important to tell you
  156. >So you just leaned back against the old oak tree and wait for her to spill the beans
  157. >And waited
  158. >And waited
  159. >ANNNNDDDD WAAAIIITTTTEEEDDDD
  160. "...Did you need something Celestia or..."
  161. >The Princess blinks in surprise before nodding
  162. >"Oh! Yes! I have something I wanted to show you!"
  163. >You see her fidget slightly, looking around nervously
  164. >"Something... important...
  165.  
  166. BE CELESTIA AGAIN
  167. >ALRIGHT!
  168. >You had Anon right where you wanted him!
  169. >All cute and innocent sitting against a tree!
  170. >So now it was time to show him that you wanted to be together and maybe see a movie sometime maybe when he wasn't busy or anything because youlikedhimandwantedtostartseeingeachother!
  171. >And to do that you had to unleash your secret weapon
  172. >A colt magnet
  173. >Something that would really SHOW him your interest
  174. >You had to show him one of the most potent dances of love conceived by ponykind
  175. >The Amore de Fantasia
  176. >Anon didn't know what was coming
  177. >You can't help but grin impishly
  178. >Heh
  179. >Coming...
  180.  
  181. BE ANON ONCE MORE
  182. >You watch as Sun hoers stretches, readying herself for... whatever she was gonna show you
  183. >You would have asked what exactly she was showing you but she looked as serious as all hell right now so you decided to shut your mouth and see what happened
  184. >Thiswasgonnabegood.jnp
  185. >After a minute of stretching and Celestia stands back up to her full height, looking down at you with a look of utter focus and concentration
  186. >"Alright, are you ready Anon?"
  187. >It'shappening.gpj
  188. "Whenever you're ready, Celestia," you say, gesturing for her to start
  189. >"Okay... here I go!"
  190. >Celestia takes a deep breath before sitting on her rump
  191. >A whicker escaped her throat as she spread her wings and give them a little flap
  192. >...
  193. >...
  194. >...
  195. >What the hell was goin--
  196. >Ohshitshe'sstartingagain!
  197. >The Princess hops back to her hooves and begins... prancing around in circles, tossing her head back and forth and keeping her chest puffed out as much as possible
  198. >...Aw
  199. >What is this silly horse doing?
  200. >Celestia let out a loud neigh before giving her wings another flap and rolling onto her back
  201. >You can't help but smile as she starts kicking her hooves sporadically
  202. >With an utter look of concentration she rolls onto her belly and lets out a horsey snort before looking over at you and bobbing her head
  203. >Trying not to laugh you bob your head right back
  204. >You might not have known what the heck was going on but this was the cutest thing that you've ever seen Sun horse do
  205. >Hell, this might have been the cutest thing you've seen ANY pony do
  206. >Grade A Hnnngg material this
  207. >Seeing your head bob Celestia whickers again, her ears moving to and fro, before rolling around on the ground for a bit
  208. >Putting your little wooden lion down and rising to your feet you make your way over toward the silly little horse before you
  209. >You couldn't just sit there and watch this silliness unfold before you!
  210. >You had to join on in!
  211. >Celestia let out a surprised squeak as you sit down, wrap your arms around her neck, and roll around with her
  212. >If Sunny Buns wanted to be a silly hoers and play around you were happy to oblige
  213. >It was a hell of a lot better than sitting around whittling a shitty lion that much was for sure
  214. >Celestia let out another neigh and snorts into your face as you laugh, rolling the two of you around until you both were panting and sweaty and you were laughing so hard that you chest hurt
  215. >Eventually, after five minutes or so, you stop playing around with the silliest horse in poneland, simply laying there scratching Celestia's ear as she nuzzled your chest
  216. >Heh
  217. >Silly sun Hoers
  218.  
  219. BE CELESTIA ONE LAST TIME
  220. >Ohmygosh!
  221. >It actually worked!
  222. >You had barely started your wooing dance and Anon couldn't keep his hands off of you!
  223. >It was kind of a shame that you didn't get to finish the dance since you had spend days perfecting it but buck it!
  224. >Anon liked you!
  225. >Liked-liked if him rolling around holding onto you meant anything!
  226. >*HappyHorsenoises*
  227. >This was perfect!
  228. >You couldn't have planned for this to turn out anymore perfect!
  229. >You had the colt of your dreams cradling your head as you laid atop him, rubbing yourself all over him to get your stank on him and claim him as your own
  230. >You could REALLY claim him as your own after the two of you got up and you carried him to your bedroom and whispered sweet nothings into his ear
  231. >But for now this was enough
  232. >Sitting here under your sun nuzzling his chest while he pet you and called you a silly horse
  233. >With a happy sigh you close your eyes, reaching up with a wing and tickling your human's nose
  234. "Yep... still got it"

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