Fucking Bonbon... 5


                                            >"Stare deep into my eyes, Anon."

                                            "..."

                                            >"Yessss, you're getting sleepy. Everything is fine, you're safe."

                                            "..."

                                            >"Hearing my voice makes you safe. In fact seeing me makes you feel safer than you've ever felt in your entire life."

                                            "..."

                                            >"You know that I'd never hurt you. You know that you'll be safe from every single danger in the whole wide world."

                                            "..."

                                            >"You want to step out here onto the street and give me a hug don't you, Anon? Don't you?"

                                            >You sigh, looking up from your Playmare

                                            >The moon was hanging lazily in the sky, illuminating everything with its soft, gentle glow

                                            >You were sitting on a lawn chair with two tiki torches on either side of you

                                            >And there, standing out in the street, just a few feet from your fence, was Twigpock bookhoesr

                                            >...Except it kinda wasn't

                                            >You see, unlike the usual dorky little purple princess that you knew and associated with this here Twiggles was a bit... different

                                            >Her eyes were red and glowing slightly in the moonlight

                                            >The wings on her back looked far more bat-like and were a few shades darker

                                            >Her ears were pointer and longer

                                            >And she had fangs

                                            >Really big fangs

                                            >You look up at the pony princess turned vampire with a sigh

                                            "Twiggles... you know that that stare shit doesn't work on me. I'm not going to leave my lawn so you can fucking eat me."

                                            >You roll your eyes at the book vamp hoers as she pouts, flipping the page in your dirty magazine

                                            >For some reason, a reason that was yet determined, a plague had swept Equestria

                                            >It had torn through the little kingdom so fast and so hard that nearly every single pony, from a lowly earth pony to the mightiest of alicorns, had succumbed to it

                                            >Vampirism

                                            >You, being the distrusting, glass half empty fucker that you were, had made your house into holy ground the first day that you got the fucking thing

                                            >And for some reason vampire mesmerizing didn't work on you so you were safe

                                            >...And yeah

                                            >You were a priest

                                            >You had gotten a certificate on the internet and everything

                                            >Back on earth you could legally marry people in three states!

                                            >While your neighbors, friends, and even your marefriends had been hunted down and turned into blood sucking creatures of the night you had just sat back and waited for this shit to blow over

                                            >Unfortunately for you it didn't

                                            >Twiggles and her friends hadn't come through in the end to save everyone with their fuck you magic gem things

                                            >Sun hoers hadn't used her sun to wreck shit

                                            >No horse doctors had stepped up and found a cure

                                            >And not a single other nation had stepped up to help their neighbor

                                            >Equestria was now a land of bloodsuckers

                                            >A haven of undead

                                            >Filled to bursting with bloodsucking monsters

                                            >...And it honestly wasn't all that bad

                                            >Though you couldn't leave your house at night the second that the sun came up your undead neighbors went into an unwakeable coma-like state

                                            >So you could go out and break into homes or go out and hunt if you needed to get any food

                                            >And even though they were bloodsucking monsters didn't mean that the ponies just ran around hissing and waving caps around like assholes

                                            >They still went to work, they still socialized, they still bucked apples and grew carrots and delivered the mail and all of that shit

                                            >If it wasn't for the whole "they want to drain you of all of your blood and dump your empty husk into a ditch" thing you probably wouldn't have even noticed the change in the general population until someone had pointed it out to you

                                            >But since these ponies were constantly craving blood and since you were the only alive, eatable thing that wasn't an animal for a thousand miles in any direction it was kind of a pain

                                            >Twiggles trying to mind control your ass being an example

                                            >Said little bat horse looked over at you sadly as you read through your magazine

                                            >"...It's still not working huh?"

                                            >You shook your head, flipping a page

                                            "Nope."

                                            >The two of you drift off into silence as Twiggles looked at the crowd of vampire ponies behind her

                                            >"Not even a little bit?"

                                            >Your nose scrunches up

                                            "Don't you have something important that you need to be doing?" you asked, bored

                                            >Twilight shook her head

                                            >"Nope! I'm free for the night!"

                                            >With what only could be described as husky giggle the little horse gave her rump a little shake and gave you "the bedroom eyes"

                                            >"So why don't you come over here so the two of us can have a little fun~?"

                                            >That was another kind of irritating thing about these bat horses

                                            >Not only did they want to drink you dry they became a bunch of horny little horses

                                            >There wasn't a day that went by when there wasn't an orgy right out on the streets or there wasn't a pony that hadn't tried to get you out of the safety of your property by trying to seduce you

                                            >Luckily for you you had someone on the outside to stop the majority of that shit

                                            >There's an angry hiss that comes behind Twilight, causing the mare to freeze, the hair on the back of her neck standing on end

                                            >A mist descends upon the street and it gets just a little bit colder

                                            >There's a flash and there stands both of your marefriends

                                            >Lyra really doesn't look all that much like a vamp

                                            >Her eyes are still that pretty golden color and her ears looked normal

                                            >The only thing that gave her away as being a vampire were those two big white fangs sticking out of her mouth

                                            >The little unicorn giggled, spinning around

                                            >"Did you SEE that Fingers?" she asked, the excitement in her voice making you smile. "We were MIST! MIST!"

                                            >Unlike Bonnie Lyra thought being a vampire was hella rad

                                            >And it was ADORABLE to see how excited she got whenever she did vampire shit

                                            "Hey, Hon, Hey Bonnie, how are the two of you doing?" you asked, turning another page

                                            >Bonbon, just like Lyra, also pretty much looked the same

                                            >Her eyes were a little deeper blue than they had been, her ears looked a TEENY bit pointer, and you swore that her mane was a bit longer, but she was still the mare that you loved

                                            >And boy did she look pissed

                                            >Thankfully her anger wasn't directed at you this time

                                            >Nope, Twiggles had that honor

                                            >The purple princess flinches under batbon's glare, hastily taking a few steps back

                                            >"O-Oh, hello, Bonbon! F-Fancy--"

                                            >Bonbon didn't say a thing, she just pointed down the street

                                            >Without a second thought Twilight took off as fast as her supernatural body could take her

                                            >Which must have been pretty fucking fast since she was a blur

                                            >Snorting in amusement you look at your marefriends

                                            "So how's it going ladies?"

                                            >Bonbon snorted, stopping just short of your fence and sitting on her haunches

                                            >"Anon... Get your butt out here right now so me and Lyra can drink your blood."

                                            >Her nose scrunches up

                                            >"...Please."

                                            >You just stare at your undead marefriend for a few moments before leaning over and opening the cooler that was sitting right next to your lawn chair

                                            >You pull out an ice cold beer and crack that sucker open

                                            >not taking your eyes off Bonbon you take a nice long sip, ahhing at the end

                                            "Are you out of your fucking mind? The fuck would I do something like that?"

                                            >Bonnie scowls

                                            >"Because MAYBE you might want to ACTUALLY be with your marefriends and your friends instead of hiding in your house and making fun of us when the bucking sun goes down like some weirdo jerk!"

                                            "HEY! I TOLD you to stay in the fucking house when this shit started" you retort when you hear the "you let me get turned into a vampire you prick" tone in her voice. "But NOOOOO, you had to go out and pretend to be a fucking monster hunter!"

                                            >Shaking your head you looked back down at your magazine

                                            "It's not my fucking fault that you playing make-believe bit you in the ass."

                                            >And you meant that literally since getting bit on the ass was how your candy mare got turned

                                            >THAT had been some shit to watch

                                            "I don't see how me getting turned into a bloodsucker's going to make your fuck up any better."

                                            >Bonnie's scowl deepens

                                            >"Monkey... I swear to Celestia--"

                                            >"Aw, come on Fingers!" Lyra cries, hopping next to her marefriend. "It's not that bad! We bite you for a little bit, you turn into a vampire, and BOOM! you'll be with us forever and ever!"

                                            "Give me a couple of years to think about it," you say, not looking up from your porno

                                            >Both Lyra's and Bonbon's eyes widen

                                            >"YEARS?!"

                                            >You flip another page

                                            "I don't see why you two would care, what with being immortal and everything."

                                            >With a growly hiss Bonbon tries to lunge forward, only for the invisible barrier around your house to stop her dead in her tracks

                                            >You couldn't help but snort in amusement as she bounced back into the street holding her nose with a yelp

                                            >Heh

                                            >That never gets old...

                                            >"ANON! I SWEAR THAT IF YOU DON'T BUCKING COME OUT HERE AND LET US DRINK YOUR BLOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE MY HOOF--"

                                            >Suddenly Bonbon's mouth snaps shut and she just kind of glares at you for a few long moments

                                            >Confused by this turn of events (usually she'd just yell at you for an hour or two before disappearing to do bat pony things) you looked up from your magazine to see her intently studying you

                                            >You knew that look

                                            >Oh you fucking KNEW that look!

                                            >That look only meant trouble for you!

                                            >...Or it would if you weren't safe in this impenetrable field that came from... somewhere...

                                            >"...Alright... so you don't want to leave your house to be with your marefriends?"

                                            "My bloodthirsty marefriends that'll drain me like a bunch of fucking leeches the second that I step out into the street? Yes," you correct, tossing your mag away and leaning back into your seat

                                            >Bonbon looked at you for a few more moments

                                            >"What do we need to do?"

                                            >You blinked

                                            "Excuse me?"

                                            >Bonbon's expression was so flat that she could have been two dimensional

                                            >"WHAT do we NEED to do to get you out here into the street and away from the house?"

                                            >...Oh?

                                            >So since the yelling and threatening wasn't getting them anywhere they were going to try to bribe you?

                                            >Not breaking eye contact with your mare you reach down and grab your beer

                                            >Oh THIS you HAD to fucking see

                                            "What are ya offering?"

                                            >"I can do that thing with my mouth that you really like," she offered without missing a beat

                                            >You snort

                                            "You're trying to bribe me with sex?" Good luck with that sister."

                                            >You take a sip of your beer, your eyes twinkling in amusement

                                            "I've broken into enough houses to have all of the sex toys that I'll never need."

                                            >Bonbon opened her mouth to say something but a grey blur caught both your attentions

                                            >In the blink of an eye Thunderlane was standing next to Lyra

                                            >And boy did he not look happy

                                            >"So it was YOU who stole all of my bucking toys!" the stallion growled, baring his fangs at you. "Anon you bucking dick!"

                                            >...Huh

                                            >Apparently vampire ponies also had super hearing

                                            >Good to know

                                            "Hey, if you want them back that bad I'd be more than happy to clean a couple of them off and give'em back," you say, taking another gulp of your beer. "I'm keeping the lube though. All five gallons of it."

                                            >Growling again, the pegasus looked over at your marefriends

                                            >"Bonbon, Lyra, will you make your bucking coltfriend give me back my--"

                                            >His eyes widen when he realized that he was just about ready to ask your girlfriends to make you give him back his sex toys

                                            >Kekkles

                                            >Biting his lip the stallion blushed and looked away from you all

                                            >"W-Well... could y-you please make h-him--"

                                            >Not able to help yourself you grin and lean forward

                                            "Say Thunder... Not that it's any of my business but why the hell did you have all of that stuff anyway? Don't you have a marefriend or something?"

                                            >You watched as the hair on the back of the stallion's neck stood on end

                                            >You were sure that if he was still alive he'd be blushing like a motherfucker

                                            >"H-How did you e-even get into m-my bucking h-house?! I-I live in a-a clou--"

                                            >Sighing, Bonbon stuffed a hoof into Thunderlane's mouth, silencing him

                                            >"Shut the buck up Thunderlane... Just shut the BUCK up..."

                                            >Shaking her head she looked back at you

                                            >"Anon..."

                                            >You sighed

                                            "Fine, fine, I'll give you your sex toys back for fucks sake," you grumble. "I don't even know why the hell you need them... you little horses are having a fucking orgy RIGHT outside of my house..."

                                            >"We are having the orgy outside of your house hoping it would tempt you, my little human~"

                                            >Once again the night air grew colder and for a brief instant the moon glowed brighter than the sun before everything just became... dark

                                            >You freeze in place as logic battles with animal instinct

                                            >No

                                            >Don't you dare fucking run

                                            >You're safe in here!

                                            >They can't get you!

                                            >"My sister and I haven't the foggiest clue of how you managed to keep us completely out of your humble abode, Anonymous, so we thought we would try a different approach," a voice purrs, cutting through the suddenly silent night like a knife

                                            >"Yes~ Come Anon, come out so that we may give you this great blessing so that you may last eternal just as we do," another says

                                            >Two pairs of glowing eyes cut through the darkness, making your grip on your beer just a little bit tighter

                                            >Though you had seen hunger in most of these little vampire horses (what with them being addicted to blood and all) you don't believe you've seen the kind of hunger in those eyes before

                                            >"Yes~, come out and become one with the night, Anon, come and--"

                                            "...You know that that hypnotizing shit doesn't work with me right?"

                                            >And just like that the tension was gone

                                            >Not that there was really all that much tension to begin with since no vampire horse could get into your house but whatever

                                            >The sets of eyes blinked before looking at each other

                                            >"...It didn't work at all?" one of the voices asked, no longer sounding husky or sexy or predatory

                                            >Though you couldn't see an inch from your face you shook your head

                                            "Nope, it didn't work on little bit."

                                            >Making a point to yawn you take another sip of your beer

                                            "So could you do me a favor and turn the lights back on? I really don't want to go and accidently break my neck when I want to get up and stuff."

                                            >The glowing eyes blink a few times before you could hear the telltale sounds of magic being used

                                            >And THERE'S the moon again...

                                            >Blinking away the sudden brightness you look back to see two particular ponies standing next to your marefriends

                                            >There, wearing matching capes, were Princess Celestia and Princess Luna

                                            >Unlike most ponies, who just kind of looked like vampire horses, the rulers really looked the part

                                            >Celestia's eyes were blood red, her ears looked like honest to goodness bat ears with just a bit of white fur on them, her fangs were utterly MASSIVE, her rainbow mane looked darker and more uniform in color (reddish in this light), and like you said before she had a cape on

                                            >A fucking vampire ass vampire cape

                                            >Just like her fucking vampire sister, who was giving you the same look that you gave cheese

                                            >Said Princess of the Night pretty much looked the same except for the bat wings on her back

                                            >The three of you have this awkward stare off, both alicorns trying to brainwash you (or whatever the fuck their weird look thing did) while Bonbon facehoofed

                                            >From what you had hear the two ancient mares had been pretty alright with their little ponies becoming the living undead, and they had done everything in their power to make their new lives as comfortable as possible

                                            >They had gotten the other nations of the world to supply Equestria with donated blood

                                            >Celestia made sure to raise the sun a little late and set it a bit early

                                            >They had even offered the populace capes that they could wear to so that they could proudly flaunt their new vampireness

                                            >Yep

                                            >They actually did that

                                            >They actually had thousands upon thousands of capes commissioned just so that their subjects would look more like vampires

                                            >You weren't making this shit up

                                            >In fact you were kind of upset that you didn't have the capacity to make something like this up

                                            >Celestia nervously kicks at the dirt as you take another spit of your beer

                                            >"O-Oh, our apologies then..." she said, sounding kind of dispirited

                                            >To your surprise Princess Luna snorted

                                            >"Do not lower yourself by apologising to this meat, dear sister! He is food, nourishment, he's--"

                                            "Right fucking here," you interrupted. "And if you don't want me to do any weird shit with you while you're sleeping, Princess, I'd cut out all of that holier than thou shit."

                                            >Luna's mouth shuts and she throws a glare your way as Celestia sheepishly smiles

                                            >...Jesus fucking Christ the shit you had to put up with...

                                            >Dropping your now empty beer to the ground you look back over at Bonbon

                                            "So were you the one that set this up or did the Princesses just so happened to show up and perform their little "scary" show on their own?"

                                            >Luna's chest puffed out at the little jab

                                            >"I swear by my moon, human..."

                                            "I swear to god I'm gonna draw dicks all over you when you're asleep, Luna."

                                            >Yeah

                                            >You shut the fuck up moon hoers

                                            >You might have finally gotten your little ponies to love the night and all of that shit but that didn't mean Anon wouldn't slap a talkin' nigga

                                            >...Or at the very least draw lewd things all over them with permanent marker

                                            >Sinking a little more into herself Bonbon groaned

                                            >"You'll get all of us if you come out here and let me bite you."

                                            >This little horse always playing the pronoun game...

                                            "What do you mean, Bonnie?"

                                            >"Me and Bonnie went to the Princesses and asked them to have a five-way with you!" Lyra cheerfully supplied. "And they said YES!"

                                            >...Huh

                                            >It looks like you're gonna need another beer for this one...

                                            >Maybe make that two...

                                            "...Really?"

                                            >Mint hoers nodded with a happy smile

                                            >"Yep! Me and Bonnie tried to figure out another way to get you away from the house but it was REALLLLY hard because the two of us couldn't stop thinking about sex!"

                                            >She giggled again but this time it sounded a bit different

                                            >It was huskier, needer

                                            >"So we thought if we asked the Princesses to come down here for a romp you might want to come out and help us with our little... problem~."

                                            >You found yourself leaning forward in your seat once again, your face feeling just a bit hotter than it had a few seconds ago

                                            >Not breaking eye contact with you Lyra presented her rump to you and flicked her tail out of the way

                                            >"I swear to Celestia that it feels like I'm in heat, Nonny!" she whined, wiggling her butt back and forth. "Sure Bonnie and me do stuff but it's not the same as feeling YOU in me."

                                            >Suddenly the moaning and groaning and gasping that was going on in the background became a hell of a lot clearer

                                            >"And all of these other ponies aren't helping! I see them having their fun and... and..."

                                            >A seductive smirk coming back to her face, Celestia walked over to Lyra with a sway in her step, her impressive backside jiggling to and fro

                                            >"Yes~ After hearing of my little pony's plight my sister and I decided to personally come from Canterlot to see what we could do."

                                            >Wrapping a wing around Lyra Celestia nuzzled her cheek

                                            >"And while the prospect of fresh blood was the main reason that we came down here I'll admit to being more than a little... curious~."

                                            >A tongue, longer than your forearm, slid out of the Princess's mouth and grazed Lyra's cheek

                                            >Your marefriend let out a quiet moan, closing her eyes as Celestia pulled her even closer

                                            >"While my guards have done their best to please their Princess it has been ages since I've taken a biped to my bed~."

                                            >Looking over to Bonbon you see that Luna had a wing wrapped around her as well, the two of them nuzzling each other as they looked at you with half lidded eyes

                                            >"It has been many years since I've laid with one such as you as well," Luna added, her fangs grazing Bonnie's cheek

                                            >"Why not come out, Anonymous? Why not spend your last few moments as a mortal in a state of bliss?"

                                            >Spreading out her free wing Luna slipped it in between Bonbon's legs

                                            >The candy mare twitched, her eyes widening as a moan escaped her mouth

                                            >"You will not feel any pain; in fact we think--"

                                            "Bad horses."

                                            >Reaching into your cooler you pull a spray bottle

                                            >Before any of the little horses could say a word you stood up, walked over to your fence, and sprayed the SHIT out of Bonbon

                                            "No fucking near my fence! Bad! BAD!"

                                            >If you were a meaner man you would have blessed the water but you really didn't want to hurt anyone, vampire or not

                                            >But the cold water always seemed to do the trick, and this time was no exception

                                            >With a surprised yelp, Bonbon scrambled out from underneath Luna's wing as you squeezed the trigger

                                            >"Anon you fucking faggot! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!!"

                                            >Ignoring her you turn your spray bottle of death toward Lyra and Celestia, who wisely moved out of your range

                                            >Just for shits and giggles you still tried to spray them as Bonbon stood there, her muzzle soaked, seething

                                            >"I swear to Celestia that I'm going to kick your bucking butt you bucking jerk!"

                                            >You look at your marefriend with a small, teasing smile

                                            "It's nice that you two girls managed to bring the Princesses down here to try to fuck me but just like all of the other shit it's not gonna work."

                                            >Shaking your head you get up from your chair and began chugging your beer

                                            >Finishing it in two big swallows you burp and smash it against your head, letting it fall to the ground as your mares and the Princesses look at you in confusion

                                            "I don't need any other little horses in my sex life thank you very much. And while the two Princesses here are some lookers I only have eyes for you two little pains in my ass."

                                            >About a hundred feet away from you the ponies having fun with their public orgy stopped to look over at you, many of them awing with little smiles on their faces

                                            >...Fucking super hearing...

                                            >Closing your cooler you pick the thing up and dust off your pants

                                            >Sighing you look up at the moon

                                            "Alright, I'll see you two tomorrow night."

                                            >Looking back down at your mares you see that they're looking back at you with...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Sadness...

                                            >You somehow managed to keep a smile on your face, though you nearly dropped your cooler

                                            "Well... you two have have a good night... Love you..."

                                            >Not bothering to extinguish your tiki torches you start to make your way toward your front porch

                                            >"...Love you too, monkey..."

                                            >"Love you Fingers..."

                                            >You want to turn around, hop over your fence, and give those two little horses a hug and a kiss

                                            >But you know you can't

                                            >Not yet...

                                            >Sleep doesn't come easily, but when you do finally slip off into dreamland your dreams are filled with sex and blood

                                            >Luna's fucking doing no doubt...

                                            >When you do wake up the sun's in your eyes and you have one hell of a headache

                                            >Ugh...

                                            >Another day in undead horseland...

                                            >You shuffle around your house, bathing, eating, using one of Thunderlane's many sex toys, before you finally exit your house with a duffle bag in hand

                                            >While the town was usually as dead as dead can be you're in for a surprise this morning it seems

                                            >There, standing right in front of your fence, standing up and quietly snoozing, was Princess Celestia

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >What the fuck?

                                            >Wasn't she supposed to be ash standing out in the sun like this?...

                                            >Quickly running to the side of your house to grab a shovel you cautiously make your way over to the apparently asleep princess

                                            >Ready to leap away you poke her side with the metal part of the shovel

                                            >Celestia rocks back and forth gently, one of her ears twitching, but other than that she didn't move a muscle

                                            >Your face scrunched up

                                            >Alright

                                            >What faggotry is this?

                                            >Poking her a few more times just to make sure she wasn't faking it you hopped over your fence and stood face-to-face with the Princess of the Sun

                                            >A Princess of the Sun who should most definitely be a pile of dust right now

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Fuck it

                                            >Throwing caution to the wind your rear back and slap the alicorn's face as hard as you could

                                            >Her head jerked sideways, and she leaned dangerously to the left, but she still didn't so much as snort

                                            >Nor did she fall over

                                            "Huh... so you really ARE asleep," you mutter aloud, shaking out your now stinging hand. "But why would you be outside--"

                                            >That was when you saw it

                                            >Though it could barely be seen in the sunlight the very tip of the Princess's horn was glowing

                                            >She was casting magic in her sleep?

                                            >Why would she be doing that?

                                            >And what the hell kind of spell was she doing?

                                            >It took a couple of minutes to piece it together, but after looking at her horn, then up at her sun for a few minutes you think you figured it out

                                            >Reaching up you flick the tip of Celestia's horn

                                            >Above you the sun, which had been bright and huge and.... SUNNY just like it was everyday, seemed to flicker for a moment before once again returning to normal

                                            "So you're doing shit with the sun," you say, scratching your chin as you regard the vampire. "Keeping it up in the air or some shit like that...

                                            >Which meant that you should probably leave her the hell alone

                                            >You didn't want to accidently bring the sun down on you by fucking around with the pony that raised it

                                            >And besides, you really needed to start hitting the town so you could get supplies

                                            >Houses weren't going to break into themselves!

                                            >Giving the Princess one last look you heft your bag, walk around her, and make your way into town, humming a tune all the while

                                            >Though there wasn't a soul in sight you still kept an eye out

                                            >The ponies might not have been able to get at you when you were on your property they knew that you had to go out to get supplies

                                            >So traps had been built to try to catch you so they could collect you when the sun came down

                                            >The first time you accidently walked on a makeshift beartrap it had been a fucking close thing to get out of the fucker and limp home before the sun came down

                                            >And that had been one of the simpler traps

                                            >Twiggles and some of the unicorns had magical traps all over the town that were armed and ready to be sprung

                                            >But, thankfully, most of the vampires wanted you alive and whole and they didn't really want to hurt you

                                            >So most of the traps were relatively harmless things that could be disarmed with a stick and some DETERMINATION

                                            >And you literally had all day to take your time and take your pick of the treasure trove of houses all around you

                                            >Stopping in the middle of the street you look around, humming thoughtfully

                                            "Alright, flower pony's house or Rarity's."

                                            >Taking a bit out of your pocket you flick it into the air and let it hit the ground

                                            "Heads. Alright, flower pony's house it is!"

                                            >The rest of your day was spent like this, deciding which houses to break into, getting into the house and safely setting off any traps that you found, and taking anything that caught your fancy

                                            >The cake's house was one that you always hit since the couple still made bread and sweets even though they couldn't eat them and they always made sure to leave you something in a paper bag

                                            >Then you had to go over to the Apples farm to grab some apples and whatever other vegetables that they had on hand

                                            >But other than that you kind of had free reign to do whatever

                                            >And while, at first, that had been pretty fucking AWESOME it had gotten pretty old pretty fucking fast

                                            >There were no birds chirping

                                            >No little animals were running around doing dumb animal things

                                            >There were no ponies to bother or drunkenly yell at

                                            >You couldn't hold or touch or hug your marefriends

                                            >You couldn't kiss them or scratch their ears or anything

                                            >When the sun was out shining brightly there was only you and the silence

                                            >And to be honest... it was starting to get to you a little...

                                            >You might have been a pretty anti social guy but even you needed to be in contact with someone once in awhile

                                            >And it had been MONTHS since you had done more than drink in your yard and listen to ponies bang and hiss at you...

                                            >Mood slightly dampened you quickly finish up getting what you needed and made your way toward a particular house

                                            >This house hosted two vampires that you knew every well

                                            >In fact, just like with a lot of these houses, you had covered the doors and windows to keep light out of the place and you had also made the two matching coffins

                                            >While you weren't the best carpenter in the world they had appreciated it all the same, thanking you with a cheery little tune from a Lyre and some soft caramel

                                            >Opening the door that you knew wasn't boobytapped you quickly stepped into the house and closed the door behind you

                                            >Reaching into your duffel bag you pulled out a small flashlight (that you had stolen from Twiggles) and flipped it on as you kicked your shoes off and dropped your duffle bag

                                            >Checking the house to see if any light was peeking in anywhere you found the door to the basement and opened it

                                            >walking down the old, rickety wooden stairs you see the two shitty wooden coffins that you had spent days building

                                            >Though you didn't know how the hell sleeping in those things were comfortable they had assured you that it was fine

                                            >You didn't know how it was fine but alright...

                                            >You weren't a vampire so you weren't going to argue

                                            >Making your way over to the coffins you squat down and paw for the lid to each of the coffins, pulling them off with ease

                                            >The second that you opened the coffins the sight of your marefriends, cuddled up in blankets while they snoozed the day away greeted you

                                            >...

                                            >You could feel a dull pain in your chest as you looked at your mares

                                            >Lyra was quietly snoring like she always did when she was asleep

                                            >Bonbon had kicked away her blankets and was nibbling on her pillow

                                            >After sleeping with the earth pony for a few months you noticed that she really like to nibble and bite on things while she slept

                                            >In fact most days that she'd sleep in with you you'd find her biting your ear or sucking on your neck, all four of her legs wrapped around your body so that the two of you were close as possible

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Shit

                                            >You gave yourself the feels

                                            >You were supposed to be running around breaking into ponies houses and stealing their shit without permission

                                            >That was fun

                                            >But now look at what you did to yourself...

                                            >You nigger

                                            >Sighing, you reach down and touch Lyra's face

                                            >Though you expect her to be cold (like you had expected since the first time you had touched her while she was sleeping) she's actually warm

                                            >Maybe even warmer than she had been when she was alive

                                            >Your thumb traces small circles on her cheek as you just sit there and watch her sleep

                                            >Not like a creepy stalker psycho

                                            >But like a man that really, really, really missed his girlfriends

                                            >Lyra smiles at your touch, the corners of her mouth twitching as you leaned down and kissed her cheek

                                            "Sweet dreams, Hon," you murmur, wrapping the blankets around Lyra a bit more before you turned toward Bonbon

                                            >The mare's face was scrunched up, as if she knew you were giving somepony else some affection

                                            >Leaning down you kiss the candy mare on the nose as you scratched both of her ears

                                            >A pleased sigh escaped her throat under your caring touch, the little mare wiggling in her coffin as you bathed her in affection

                                            >You don't know how long you sat in that basement, petting and kissing and nuzzling your mares

                                            >But you honestly felt a bit better doing so

                                            >All things had to end though

                                            >You needed to get back to your house before the sun came down

                                            >But first...

                                            >One short trip to your duffle bag you make your way back down to the basement with an IV and two blood bags

                                            >Fuck...

                                            >You HATED this part...

                                            >...But your girls needed to eat...

                                            >Making a face you hook yourself up the the IV thing and start filling the bags with your blood

                                            >You couldn't do this more than one week without getting weak or sickish

                                            >And you were pretty sure that you weren't doing this right

                                            >But it was fine

                                            >Bonbon and Lyra didn't need to drink that much blood from what they had told you

                                            >Filling the blood bags and bandaging yourself up you put your mare's meal on the old chair in the basement

                                            >Ignoring your slight lightheaded feeling you look at your mares one more time

                                            >They might have been bloodsucking monsters now

                                            >And you might not be able to be with them until you did a hell of a lot of soul searching on whether you want to be a vampire or not

                                            >But...

                                            >But they're yours

                                            >And you love them

                                            >Gently wrapping your arms around Lyra's neck you pulled the little mare close

                                            "Love you, Lyra," you murmur, kissing her cheek

                                            >A sleepy murmur is your response as you set her back down into her coffin and pulled her blankets back over her

                                            >Sliding the top of the coffin over her you shuffle around toward Bonnie

                                            >Pulling her into a hug you nuzzled her cheek and closed your eyes

                                            "Love you Bonnie."

                                            >To your surprise, and horror, you felt Bonbon's hooves slowly wrap around your neck

                                            >"Love you too, monkey," she sleepily murmured as you froze in place

                                            >You felt her body twitch against yours

                                            >Looking at her face you see her eyes rolling around under her eyelashes and her breathing was starting to quicken

                                            >Your blood runs cold when you come to the chilling realization that Bonbon was about to wake up

                                            >And you were still out

                                            >Not only were you out you were out and in a room with two vampires that would want nothing more than to eat the shit out of you

                                            >Taking a few deep breaths you wrap Bonbon's hooves and try to pull her off of you

                                            >Don't panic

                                            >If you panic your heart rate's going to spike

                                            >If your heart rate starts to spike your heart's going to start pounding in your chest

                                            >That could wake Bonnie up

                                            >And you don't want this furry pile of murder to wake up

                                            >So STAY calm!

                                            >She had been a strong little horse before, but vampire Bonbon was something else

                                            >Her hooves were like fucking steel around your head

                                            >You were sure that one little twitch she'd be able to crush your head like a watermelon

                                            >Your hands start to shake slightly as your movements become a little more frantic and forceful

                                            >A small frown makes its way onto her face as you finally somehow managed to pry her off you but you could care less at the moment

                                            >You had fucked up

                                            >You had stayed here way too long

                                            >You needed to get some NOW!

                                            >You don't quite run up the stairs but it's a pretty close thing

                                            >As you closed the basement door you swore you could hear something moving around in the basement

                                            >DOUBLE SHIT!

                                            >Grabbing your duffle bag you race out the door and slam it behind you

                                            >Just as you feared the sun was just about to set

                                            >The whole town was bathed in shadow and it had gotten cooler

                                            >If you had to guess the sun wasn't going to be up for much long

                                            >At best you might have had a couple of minutes

                                            >And your house was about ten minutes away

                                            >As you run off Bonbon and Lyra's porch you forget something very, very important

                                            >Not two minutes ago you had just taken a whole bunch of blood out of your body

                                            >Maybe two pints; you weren't a doctor put you guessed that's now much those blood bags held

                                            >A body that had just lost two pints of blood wasn't a body that should be running around and freaking out like you were doing

                                            >You managed to hop over the fence and take three steps before a wave of dizziness makes your head swim

                                            >You stumbled, black dots filling your vision, and you fall to the ground in a heap

                                            >Fuck

                                            >FUCK!

                                            >Why the hell did you stay there for so long?!

                                            >You knew better than to do something like that

                                            >With a groan you close your eyes

                                            >Though you don't pass out it's a pretty close thing

                                            >You most certainly weren't going anywhere anytime soon

                                            >Cracking open an eye you watch as the sun slowly sinks in the horizon

                                            >Come on

                                            >You gotta get up

                                            >GET UP!

                                            >GETUPYOUFAGGOT!!!

                                            >shaking your head you managed to somehow fight your way to your feet

                                            >You reach for the duffle bag but then say fuck it

                                            >You could get it another day

                                            >Slowly, carefully, you walk down the street as darkness descends on the little town

                                            >You ignored the sounds coming from the houses

                                            >As you turned the corner of ignored eyes shining through windows and shadows alike

                                            >You just kept walking forward

                                            >You were going to be fine

                                            >You'd get home, you'd get something to eat, and you'd be out in your yard poking fun at the ponies

                                            >You just need to keep walking

                                            >You just need to keep--"

                                            >"My my my, what do we have here~?"

                                            >You stop when you feel something brush against the back of your neck

                                            >Turning around you see that the streets still empty

                                            >Or at least you'd still think that the streets were empty if you didn't know any better

                                            >"Did time slip away from you, Anonymous?"

                                            >Something brushes against your side, nearly causing you to stumble

                                            >"Or did you finally see the sense in joining us?"

                                            >Whipping your head around you see something big and white for a brief second before it just vanishes

                                            >...Shit

                                            >You had forgotten that Princess Celestia was right in front of your house

                                            >Of course she'd be the first fucking vampire up and about!

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Fucking great

                                            >This was how you were going to go out

                                            >Being toyed with by a big white horse before she ate you

                                            >Just how you wanted to fucking go out

                                            >Though the situation seems dire you couldn't help but snort

                                            "Join you? Why the hell did you have to put it that way?" you asked, once again walking toward your house

                                            >It might have just been down the road, maybe a twenty second run, but you knew better than try to run

                                            >If you ran the Princess would be on you in a second

                                            >Better to calmly walk and try to distract her by talking

                                            >You could hear someone laughing in your right ear

                                            >"Forgive me, my little human."

                                            >You try not to show emotion but even you could help but twitch when you felt a tongue glide across your neck

                                            >"I am never in the right mind in the morning until I've had something to eat~"

                                            >You marched toward your house just a bit faster

                                            >All around you you could see dozens of ponies standing on rooftops and in alleys

                                            >Though they weren't jumping you because Celestia was right there you could see hunger in their eyes

                                            >If you, or Celestia, gave them half a chance they be all over you

                                            "I'm sorry to hear that, Princess. I'm not really the kind of guy that can eat all of that much in the mornings."

                                            >You were almost there

                                            >You could lame this the fuck out

                                            >You could!

                                            >The bandage that you had on your arm to help stop your bleeding just seemed to vanish

                                            >A tongue dragged across your IV mark, tasting your blood

                                            >"Do you think that you'll make it to your house, Anonymous?" Celestia teased

                                            >Twenty feet from your house you launched yourself forward and ran as fast as you can

                                            >For about two steps

                                            >Another wave of dizziness hits you like a sledgehammer, sending you tumbling to the ground

                                            >Groaning, you roll onto your back

                                            >Standing right over you was Celestia, a small smile on her face

                                            >Blinking away spots you frowned

                                            "...Princess?"

                                            >"Yes my little human?"

                                            "I don't think that I'm gonna make it to my house."

                                            >With a majestic giggle, the Princess sat down next to you

                                            >"I believe that you're correct, Anon," she said as the other ponies started to close in on you

                                            >You made a face as you looked at all of them, quickly looking back up at the sky

                                            "At least I got some good hits in right?"

                                            >You looked over at the IV mark, seeing that it was bleeding freely

                                            >You could see the hunger in Celestia's eyes as she looked at your bloodied arm but she didn't get up

                                            >You had no idea why; the Princess seemed like the kind of mare that went in for the quick kill

                                            >"You managed to evade us all for far longer than everypony expected," she said kindly as you sat up. "Even with your house protected as it is we thought you wouldn't have lasted a month."

                                            >While you wanted to say something smart to the Princess you were a little preoccupied at the moment

                                            >The whole "vampires are about to eat me and there's nothing that I can do about it" thing had just sunk in

                                            >This was it

                                            >A few minutes from now you were going to be dead

                                            >And a couple of days from now you were going to wake back up a bloodsucking vampire

                                            >That was some heavy shit if you've ever hear it

                                            >Scratching your chin you watch as the crowd of vampires encircles you

                                            >Many of them are licking their lips and baring their teeth

                                            >They had waited for months for you to fuck up and make a mistake

                                            >And now here you were ripe for the picking as it were

                                            "...Is it going to hurt?"

                                            >With a gentle smile Celestia wrapped a wing around your shoulder

                                            >"All you'll feel is a pinch and it'll be over," she told you

                                            "You're getting the first bite I'm guessing?"

                                            >"I do believe that I earned that right yes. Maybe Luna will join me with she's so inclined to dual feed."

                                            >Oh

                                            >Princess Luna's standing over there

                                            >Huh

                                            >You didn't see her a second ago...

                                            >Most of the ponies are so close now that you can see the whites of their teeth and the sharpness of their fangs

                                            >It wouldn't be long now...

                                            "You know... I feel like I should say something," you say to no one in particular. "I mean I'm about to die and stuff."

                                            >"Quit stalling and let us eat you you bucking dummy!"

                                            >Your face scrunches up

                                            "Hey fuck the fuck off Rainbow you thundercunt! I'm about to get eaten by a bunch of bloodsucking little horses, the least I could do is say something memorable."

                                            >The mob stops its advance, waiting for you to say something

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Fuck...

                                            >You can't think of anything to say

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >You don't know why but that makes you chuckle

                                            "Eh, fuck it, just come on and let's get this over with already."

                                            >Faster than you could register Celestia was right in front of you, her red eyes shining and she nosed your cheek

                                            >"Don't worry, Anonymous, I promise I'll be as gentle as possible~."

                                            >You didn't resist as she gently tilted your head, exposing your neck

                                            >You did close your eyes though as she leaned forward, her lips parted

                                            >Your hands opened and closed as you felt Celestia's warm, moist breath wash over your defenseless neck

                                            >This is it Anon

                                            >Today's the last day you'll see the sun without dying horribly

                                            >You twitched when you felt needle-like fangs brush against your neck

                                            >Just lie back and think of london young bloo--

                                            >"ANON!"

                                            >An earsplitting screech fills the air as Celestia is violently pulled off of you

                                            >And by violently you meant that the bitch was tossed over a house

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Alright then...

                                            >Blinking in confusion you see Lyra and Bonbon standing in front of you, blood on their muzzles and their eyes wide and angry

                                            "...Evening ladies," you find yourself saying. "I see that you already got into the blood bags huh?"

                                            >Bonbon hissed, looking at the crowd of vampire ponies not five feet away from you

                                            >Since no one in the crowd had a death wish they hastily retreat as you just sit there awkwardly like the putz you were

                                            >The crowd dealt with Bonnie turned her attention back toward you

                                            >She looked at the blood pouring down your arm, she noticed how pale you were, and she saw that your eyes were slightly unfocused

                                            >Her nose scrunches and she shook her head

                                            >"You bucking dummy..."

                                            >She grabbed your arm and examined it

                                            >"You must have hit something major if you'll still bleedi--"

                                            >Your marefriend goes silent as you reach up and cup her cheek

                                            >Grabbing Lyra with your other hand you pull the two ponies close

                                            >You didn't know that you'd miss holding them like this so much...

                                            "I love you two," you murmur, your hug tightening around them. "I love you two so much..."

                                            >You could feel your mare's muzzles on your neck

                                            >Though Lyra seemed to be controlling herself (which you appreciated) you could feel Bonbon's breath on your neck

                                            >The candy mare nuzzled your neck, her nostrils flaring as she smelled your blood

                                            >Her pupils dilated and you could hear her breathing grow heavy

                                            >You know that she wants to bite you

                                            >She wants to drink your blood

                                            >And just like with the Princess you don't resist

                                            >You just hold onto your mares nice and tight

                                            >No one moves for a long while

                                            >You could hear a pin drop

                                            >When suddenly Bonbon reached down and tore off half of your shirt

                                            >You couldn't help but twitch in surprise, reeling back to glare at her

                                            "What the fuck are you--"

                                            >Ignoring you Bonbon wrapped your bleeding arm up to stop the bloodflow before tossing you onto her back

                                            >"Come on Lyra, we're going home."

                                            >Lyra nodded, her golden eyes sparkling as Bonbon looked around at the mob of vampire ponies

                                            >Her eyes narrowed and even Princess Luna found herself taking a few more steps backward

                                            >"I'm going to take this stupid monkey back to my house," Bonbon says, calmly. "If anypony is stupid enough to do anything funny I'm going to rip your legs off and make you eat them."

                                            >Not giving the townsponies the chance to let the threat sink in Bonbon started to trot into the direction of her house

                                            "You didn't need to be so fucking mean, Bonnie," you mumble as the crowd let you pass without a fuss

                                            >Bonbon snorted

                                            >"I just bucking saved you you dummy. A thank you would be appreciated."

                                            "...You know this is why ponies don't like you too much."

                                            >You couldn't help but smile as the mare groaned in irritation

                                            >"I swear to Celestia I should have just let them eaten you and your smart mouth..."

                                            >Still smiling you lean forward and wrap your arms around Bonbon's neck, looking over to Lyra with an eyebrow raised

                                            >Mint hoers smiles right back at you, trotting closer so you could give her ears a scratch

                                            >"I missed those hands of your Fingers," she cooed, her eyes closing as your digits dances along her ear

                                            "I missed you too, Hon," you said, closing your eyes. "...Sweet Christ does my head hurt..."

                                            >"That's what you bucking get for trying to take your own blood without having any idea how to do it," Bonnie responds without missing a beat

                                            "I didn't fuck up any other time I did it," you protest, burying your face into her neck. "And besides... I didn't want you guys getting hungry..."

                                            >With a skip Lyra was able to kiss your cheek

                                            >"And we love you for that, Fingers," she said, warmth and love in her voice

                                            >Though she didn't say anything, Bonbon nuzzled your hand as you scratched her chin

                                            >The walk to your marefriends old house was oddly enough uneventful

                                            >No one tried to ambush you

                                            >You thankfully didn't pass out or get dizzy again

                                            >Lyra and Bonnie even managed to not eat you

                                            >Which was kind of nice...

                                            >The second that you're in the door both of the mares are fretting over you like mother hens

                                            >You're forced to sit down on a couch

                                            >Lyra wrapped a blanket around you

                                            >Bonbon went into the kitchen to make you something to eat with the supplies that you had in your duffel bag

                                            >A duffle bag that you don't remember her getting...

                                            >But whatever

                                            >Sighing, you look up at the ceiling

                                            "So... You guys aren't going to eat me huh?"

                                            >Lyra, who was cuddles up against you on the couch, bit her lip and chuckled nervously

                                            >"W-Well," she stuttered, rubbing the back of her head. "Since the two of us ate and all--"

                                            >"Oh don't you bucking worry, Monkey, we're going to eat you."

                                            >Trotting out of the kitchen Bonbon strode over toward you with a stern expression

                                            >"We're going to drink your blood and turn you into a vampire then we're going to figure out a way to bucking burn that house of yours down."

                                            >Still looking like she was about to chew you out the candy mare hopped into your lap

                                            >Without hesitation you started to run your fingers through her mane

                                            "You know that even if you do burn my house down that's not going to make the land any less holy right?"

                                            >A happy coo escaped Bonbon's throat, the mare leaning toward your hand as you petted her

                                            >"It'll make me feel better after all of your teasing for the past couple of months," she said with a grunt

                                            "So you're going to feed me then eat me," you mused aloud, reaching down and poking one of Lyra's fangs with a thumb

                                            >Lyra opened her mouth to answer when there was a knock at the door

                                            >You, Lyra, and Bonnie stop your cuddlefest to look at it

                                            >"Sweetie Drops, might I have a word with you?"

                                            >Bonbon flinched as Celestia's voice ringed out throughout the house

                                            >"Oh bucking horse apples..." Bonnie cursed, her ears pinning against her head

                                            >The three of you look at each other before you nudge her with a hand

                                            "Welp... you better go and see what she wants, Bonnie."

                                            >The look on Bonbon's face almost makes you laugh

                                            >"Go and bucking buck yourself you dumb monkey! I'm not going to--"

                                            >There's another knock on the door, though this time it's more forceful

                                            >"Mrs. Drops I can get into your home anytime I'd like if I so desire," Celestia calls, her majestic voice tinged with irritation. "Now would you please stop muttering to yourself in there and open your door so that we can talk."

                                            >Lyra leaned forward

                                            >"Awwww Bonbon's in trouble..."

                                            >This time you couldn't help but laugh as Bonbon hops out of your lap with a huff

                                            >"Yeah yeah... laugh it up you butts..."

                                            >Before she left the room she turned to look back at the two of you

                                            >"Go and make sure the soup is cooking Lyra. Anon... just bucking stay here and don't be a butt."

                                            >Saluting, Lyra kissed your cheek before hopping off the couch and trotting toward the kitchen, whistling a merry tune

                                            >Still smiling you look back up at the ceiling

                                            >Hopefully the Princess doesn't chew out Bonnie too much...

                                            >You doubt that Celestia will do anything more than a stern talking to anyway

                                            >She was a pretty cool gal from what you've heard...

                                            >You try to strain your ears to ear what your mare and the Princess are saying but they're too quiet

                                            >Eh, it's not like--

                                            >"L-Lyra, hon, could you please some here for a s-second?"

                                            >You cock your head and look toward the front door

                                            >Was Bonbon stuttering?

                                            >What the hell would she be stuttering about?

                                            >"Give me a sec, Bonnie! I gotta give Anon his soup!"

                                            >Trotting out of the kitchen with your soup on her back, Lyra hoofed you your food before kissing your cheek and zooming out of the room

                                            >Wait

                                            >Why was this soup in a cooking bowl?

                                            >Why did Bonbon make so fucking much of it?

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Eh... whatever

                                            >Don't question it

                                            >It looked like Bonnie made you vegtable soup

                                            >You'd have preferred something with meat in it but whatever

                                            >You needed to get something in your stomach

                                            >As you turn your attention to your food, digging into it with a gusto, you don't hear multiple ponies entering the house and making their way up the stairs

                                            >You also don't hear talking and grunting and giggling going on above your head

                                            >As weak and hungry as you were you could have eaten moldy bread and it would have been good

                                            >But as good of a cook Bonbon was this fucking soup took you places that you really wanted to go

                                            >In fact it might have been some of the best soup that you've ever eaten

                                            >Though it looked like Bonbon had made you three or four cans of soup, and at first you didn't think you'd be able to finish all of it, in no time at all you were at the bottom of the bowl licking it clean

                                            >Though you didn't feel a hundred percent you felt a million times better with a bellyful of warm soup-y goodness

                                            >In fact--

                                            >"Hey Nonny~!"

                                            >You stop your bowl licking, pulling your head out of the cooking bowl

                                            >What you saw made you drop the bowl in surprise

                                            >Four mares stood in front of you, each with various levels of eagerness on their faces

                                            >There was Bonbon and Lyra, both of whom were blushing

                                            >But standing right next to them, with smiles on their faces, were Princess Celestia and Princess Luna

                                            >But that wasn't all folks

                                            >all four mares seemed to be wearing panties

                                            >Bonbon was wearing a nice, sensible pink pair

                                            >Lyra was wearing a cute, frilly green pair

                                            >Celestia was wearing an orange G-string that could barely contain her rump

                                            >And Princess Luna was wearing this weird see-through...

                                            >...Wait a fucking second...

                                            >You've seen these panties before

                                            "... Bonbon... Why are the Princesses wearing your unmentionables and why are they in the house?"

                                            >As you wait for an answer both of the Princesses horns glow

                                            >Before you could even blink two beams of magic shoot out from their horns and hit you right in the FUCKING CHEST!

                                            >OW!

                                            >MOTHERFUCKING CUNTCUNTCUNT!!!!!

                                            >With a yelp you hope to your feet and start running around in circles

                                            "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!"

                                            >If Lyra and Bonbon are worried or surprised that their rulers just fired two rather PAINFUL magic missiles at you they don't show it

                                            >"Anon."

                                            "MOTHERFUCKERWHYTHEHELLWOULDYOU--"

                                            >"Anon, you're fine. Stop running around."

                                            "IDIDN'TEVENDOANYTHINGANDIJUSTGETFUCKINGSHOTINTHECHEST!WHATAMI?ABLACKGUYINTHEFUCKINGSOUTH?!"

                                            >Sighing, Bonbon walked over and shoved you back onto the couch, hopping onto your lap to keep you in place

                                            >You squirmed for a few seconds more, cursing everything out in sight, before glaring at the smug ass looking Princesses

                                            "I don't know why the hell you're attacking ME!" you say, rubbing your chest tenderly. "I'm not the one that fucking attack--"

                                            >"They healed you, Anon."

                                            >Blinking, you look down at Bonbon

                                            "...What?"

                                            >Shaking her head as she muttered something under her breath, Bonbon put a hoof to your stomach

                                            >"The Princesses just fixed you up. Your arm's fixed and they restored all of the blood in your body."

                                            >Restored?

                                            >That was a weird way to say it but...

                                            "...Why?"

                                            >Still grinning, both of the celestial sister walk over to you with a sway in their step, their panties struggling to contain all of that ass

                                            >"I do believe that we made you an offer yesterday, Anonymous," Luna says as Bonbon drags you off of the couch and onto the floor

                                            >Celestia giggled, her tongue dragging against her fangs

                                            >"And while you made have declined the offer my sister and I think that you might reconsider now~" she added as Lyra walked over and nuzzled your face

                                            >"What do you say, Fingers?" she asked with a smile and a blush. "Wanna end your last night in a five way?"

                                            >"A five way with two Princesses," Luna added, spreading a wing and wrapping it around Bonbon's shoulder

                                            >You look at both of your mares then at both of the Princesses

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            "...Lyra... Bonbon... What do you two want to do?"

                                            >Both of your mares blushed even harder

                                            >"T-This is supposed to be about y-you fingers," Bonbon said, looking away from you as Celestia kissed her cheek

                                            >"I always wanted to have a go at a Princess, Nonny," Lyra said, a coo escaping her throat as Luna licked her neck

                                            >Your nose scrunches as you look at each of the mares

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >...

                                            >Fuck it

                                            >Of you're going out you're going out getting your brains fucking out by a bunch of beautiful mares

                                            >You pull Lyra and Bonnie closer, kissing their cheeks

                                            >Celestia and Luna giggle at the sight, their wings wrapping around all three of you as you and Bonbon share a kiss

                                            "So does anyone else other than Bonbon here like anal or is she the only one getting pounded in the backdoor today?

                                            >"...Buck off monkey..."

                                            "I love you too hon."