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>"Anon... Anon, it's time to get up, Hon."
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>You groan, trying to ignore the voice that was trying to get you up
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>You were barely conscious but even you knew that right now (whatever time it was) was no time to get up
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>Dreamland still had so many wonders that you wanted to explore
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>And to do anything other than that was heresy of the highest order
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>And papa didn't raise no heretic
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>Your tormentor giggles as you roll over and nuzzling into your pillow
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>"Come on, sleepyhead. You gotta go to work."
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>You tense as you feel something warm and soft pressing itself against the back of your neck
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>"So rise and shine! Bonnie's making breakfast again and she wants us down in the kitchen soon."
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>While a reasonable man would have thought over the mystery person's proposal you weren't a reasonable man
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>Like at all
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>So FUCK that
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>Grumbling again you curl into a ball, wrapping your blankets firmly around you
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>Though you didn't say anything you were sure your modest counterproposal was heard loud and clear
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>Whoever was harassing you could come back in... two or three hours if he or she really wanted to talk business...
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>Your grumbling became a little louder when you felt a pair of furry hooves wrap around your middle and gently tug you
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>"Come on, Nonny."
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>The back of your neck was once again kissed
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>"Come on, Hon."
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>You felt a pair of soft lips graze your cheek
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>"Early to bed, early to rise, Fingers."
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>With each kiss your tormentor keeps gently but firmly tugging on your blankets
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>Though you try to resist you're too tired, and slowly but surely you find yourself being pulled out of your little sleep ball
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>And that was bad
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>You liked going into your little sleep ball
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>It kept you warm and made you feel safe
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>Like an armadillo
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>A sexy armadillo
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>Your tired mind chugs along, trying to figure out how to solve this dilemma
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>Though it takes a minute a thought comes, and with a grunt you roll around and wrap your arms around your attacker in a classic snuggle sleeper hold
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>You hear another giggle as you nuzzle against a soft, furry chest, thin mints assaulting your nose as you try to settle yourself
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>"Stop being so silly and get up, Nonny." the mystery pony said, patting the top of your head
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>You just hug harder, hoping that your attacker would get the idea and fall asleep
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>Sleep was good
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>Sleep solved every problem
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>The world would be a better place if everyone just went to sleep
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>Though you had thought that your snuggle-based attack was a masterful stroke of genius there was one major flaw in its defense
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>And to your horror your opponent was about to use that to her advantage
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>You make a face as you're pulled upwards and your cheeks are squeezed
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>"Come on, Nonny! Let's get a move on, Nonny!" you attacker sing-songed, kissing your nose
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>You tried to move away but hooves firmly held your face in place as the kissing assault continued
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>Not a single bit of your face was left untouched either
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>Cheeks, nose, chin, forehead, lips, your attacker kissed these and more without mercy
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>The monster
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>Though you did your best to ignore it you soon found yourself fully awake
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>And with a few more kisses your found one of your eyes slowly cracking open to see Lyra, her golden eyes shining and her mane all messy, looking at you with a smile
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>"There we are," she cooed, giving you a peck on the lips
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>Begrudgingly you returned the kiss, leaning forward and pressing your nose against your marefriend's
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"I don't wanna get up," you mumble, your voice thick with sleep
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>Lyra nuzzles you
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>"I know you don't want to, Hon, but you gotta," she says, one of her hooves rubbing your back
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>Lyra rubs her nose against yours and her smile turned mischievous
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>"Why don't the two of us have a little fun to REALLY help you wake up?~" she cooed, her hoof leaving her back and slowly traveling downward
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>Nope
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>Nope!
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>None of that!
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>Both of your eyes snap open as you grabbed your marefriend's hoof
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"If we start doing that I'm going to get yelled at for being late again," you say with a yawn
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>A whine escaped Lyra's throat as she rubbed herself against you
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>"Oh come on! It'll be a quicky, I promise."
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>Lyra tried to lean in for a kiss but you beat her to the punch, leaning up and kissing her forehead
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"Not right now, Hon. Like you said I gotta get up for work and shit."
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>Quickly rolling out of your bed you hop to your feet and make the trek to your bathroom
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>Though it STILL felt weird that you turned down sex it was something that you had needed to do on an almost regular bases
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>It had been a couple of months since you started "dating" Lyra and Bonnie Buns, and it had honestly been... something
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>Your house had girly shit all through it and the smell of candy and thin mints was on everything,
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>You included
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>Your bathroom had been renovated and a big ass bathtub had been put in
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>Your mornings were now filled with even more hugs and kisses and nuzzles and blowjobs than before
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>And all of it was starting to feel... normal
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>Welcomed even
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>Flipping on your bathroom light you quickly turn on your shower, grab yourself a toothbrush, rip off your PJ's, and hop into the shower so you could wash yourself and brush your teeth
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>You were multitasking like a motha fucker
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>"Monkey! Hurry up in there before your eggs get cold!"
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"I just got in the fucking shower!" you yell, spitting out a mouthful of toothpaste. "It's going to take a little bit."
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>Through your bathroom door you could hear a snort
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>"You know your boss wouldn't yell at you for being late if you didn't roll around your bed for twenty minutes being a baby right?"
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>Blinking slowly, still trying to get the sleep out of your eyes, you frown
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"Fuck off and just wait a minute for the fucking eggs!"
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>"Nope, I'm making them now! If you get them cold you're getting them cold!"
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>...Fucking Bonbon...
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>Over the last month you had managed to read all of the books that Twiggles had given you
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>And boy did you learn some shit
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>While you kind of knew that most ponies practiced the whole polygamy thing you REALLY didn't know in depth it went
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>Or who weird it got
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>Apparently mares grouped themselves into little herds and tried to go and get themselves a man
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>If they did get a horse man they had to go ahead and "mark" him
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>And they did this different ways
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>For earth ponies they fucked the male until he passes the fuck out, just like what Bonbon did to you
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>For unicorns the mares sit on the males horn
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>Though you didn't have a horn Lyra sure as hell made do
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>And for Pegasi...
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>Well, who the fuck cares about bird horses?
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>...Fucking bird horses...
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>...Playing around in your fucking bird baths...
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>After the mares went ahead and got their stank on their guy now they had to go ahead and keep him
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>Which explained Bonbon's aggression
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>And Lyra's sudden and aggressive change of character
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>Mares that didn't have a herd or mares that were in a herd but didn't have a stallion became more flirtatious to any newly-marked stallions, either hoping to steal him away from his herd or get him to add the mares to his herd
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>Which explained a hell of a lot of things when you read it actually
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>Roseluck wasn't the only little horse that tried to make the moves on you whenever Lyra or Bonbon weren't around
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>Cheerilee had made a pass at you, as did some of the nurse horses and even a unicorn or two
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>Some of them were subtle about it
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>Others... not so much
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>A few of the bird horses tried to make a pass at you but those little niggas knew you weren't too fond of them
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>...The little fuckers knew what they did...
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>So mares flirting with you wasn't that big of a deal
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>And, after a hell of a long talk between you, Bonnie, and Lyra, it was made into an even smaller deal
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>The couple of days after that little thunderstorm had been... kinda rough honestly
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>Lyra and Bonbon had been terrified that you were going to dump them and you were (kinda) scared that you were going to lose your favorite little horses
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>None of you wanted another fight
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>And none of you wanted to just blow up on the other because of something that one of you didn't understand
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>So yeah...
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>For a while it wasn't all that fun
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>But, as stated before, you had one hell of a heart to heart with the little mares
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>You talked, they talked, both sides explained things (things that you understood a little more after finishing those books) and everyone came away from it better equipped to deal with this situation
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>Though they were still a little protective of you both of your marefriends eased off considerably, and they even made it a point to leave you alone every once in awhile
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>And you made it a point to get a little more touchy feely, huggy kissy with them whenever you could
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>There might have been a bump along the road here and there but that was alright
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>Now the three of you were in this together
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>And you couldn't be happier about it
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>Quickly finishing your shower and getting dressed you hurry down the stairs and into the kitchen
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>Like it had since Bonbon and Lyra "moved in" the smell of delicious breakfast foods greeted you right as you stepped in the room
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>You could see Bonbon, wearing her adorable little cooks apron, finishing up a plate of eggs and pancakes
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>"You're lucky that the first batch of these got burnt," she said, not turning her head as you walked over to the table. "If I would have had my way you'd be eating cold eggs and Lyra and I would have eaten all of the pancakes."
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>You couldn't help but roll your eyes at that
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"You burned the eggs seven times in a row?" you asked, mirth in your tone. "Christ isn't that something..."
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>Bonbon stiffens at the jab
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>"If you don't shut your bucking mouth I'm gonna spit in these eggs!" she threatens, spinning around to glare at you
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>You smile when you see a blush on the little mare's face but you don't say anything
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>It was way too early to get into it right now
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>Seeing that you weren't going to say anything else Bonnie turns back around with a snort
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>"...You're a butt."
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"You weren't saying that last night," you snark right back, taking a drink of the juice that was oh so thoughtfully laid out for you
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>Turning back around Bonbon walks toward you with eggs and pancakes held in her hoof and mouth
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>"How long are you supposed to work today?" she asked, ignoring your comment completely
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>You shrug as she sets the plates down and takes off her apron
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"It depends on how big the shipment is today," you say as you help yourself to a plateful of eggs. "The last couple of days we've been getting pretty light loads so I shouldn't be there too long."
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>Though the answer doesn't seem to please the little mare she nods, hopping up into your lap and making herself comfortable
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>"...Alright, make sure to hurry home..." she said, wrapping her hooves around your neck and nuzzling you
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>A veteran to the earth pony's affection you nod and give her a kiss as she continued to wiggle in your lap
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>If you didn't know any better you'd think that she was trying something here...
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"Thanks for cooking breakfast again, Bonnie."
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>You swear to god that Bonbon nearly giggles at that, the candy mare giving your neck a kiss
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>"If I didn't cook in the mornings nopony would get anything for breakfast."
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>Her hoof grabs you hand and starts to play with your fingers
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>"You'd think that with these wigglers of yours you'd be able to do more than buck all."
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>Spinning around Bonbon presses her back against your chest and picks up your fork
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>"Come on, we both have to go to work soon..."
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>As Bonnie started to dig into YOUR food Lyra came in with a vial...
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>Wait a fucking second...
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"I fucking KNEW you guys were putting something in my food," you grumble as Lyra sets the little glass vial filled with grey... stuff down in front of you
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>Bonbon's eyes widened
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>"H-Hon, what t-the BUCK are y-you doing s-showing the m-monkey that?!" she demanded
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>You swatted Bonbon right on the cutiemark
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>The mare yelped in surprise, launching herself about a foot into the air before landed right back into your lap
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"No, the better fucking question is why you two little niggers are putting shit into my food without telling me."
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>Lyra idly kicks at the floor as Bonbon glares up at you angrily
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>"W-We were going to tell you eventually," Lyra said. "A-And it's not anything bad..."
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>"T-THAT BUCKING H-HURT YOU--"
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SLAP!
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>Bonbon yelps again as you slap her on the other cutiemark
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"And what IS this?" you asked
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>You know...
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>You should probably be a hell of a lot madder about all of this...
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>Lyra keeps her gaze firmly on the table
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>"Well... Me and Bonnie noticed that if we rutted you too much you wouldn't cum a lot. So we went and asked Zecora if she had something to help with that..."
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>Biting her lip, harpbutt looked up at you
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>"We saw all of those books you were hiding under the bed, Fingers, and me and Bonnie wanted to say... sorry for being so secretive and stuff."
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>Though she still looks pissed Bonbon bites her lip as her ears flick back and forth
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>Just like Lyra had been she was firmly keeping her gaze on the table
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>Nuzzling her marefriend's side, Lyra places a hoof on your leg
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>"You deserve better than that... So we're sorry... about putting things in your food and being pushy and stuff....... Please don't leave..."
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>...
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>...
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>...
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>Wow
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>Was she really that beat up about putting shit into your food so you'd cum more?
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>If anything you were confused as to why they just didn't ask you to start taking the stuff
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>If they weren't happy with your loads and there was something to fix that then you were fine with taking something
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"So WHY didn't you guys tell me about this?"
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>Lyra kicked at the floor again
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>"...We didn't want you to be mad at us..."
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>Your nose scrunches up
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>Mad?
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>Why would you--
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>...Oh
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>Looking down at Bonbon you noticed that she was shaking slightly
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"You guys thought that if you told me about this then I might dump you..."
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>You knew that both Lyra and Bonnie were still kind of dancing on eggshells around you but you had no idea that they were THIS scared about pissing you off...
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>Not waiting for an answer you wrap your arms around Bonbon and pull her against your chest
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>You kiss the back of her head as she sniffled
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"Hey, hey, none of that, Bonnie," you murmured, rocking her back and forth. "I already told the two that I wasn't going anywhere."
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>You look at Lyra and smile
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>Seeing that you weren't upset she smiled back
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>Bonbon held onto your arm as you just quietly held onto her whispering encouragements
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>"S-So you're not mad?"
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>You look at the little vial of grey... stuff that had managed to turn a perfectly normal morning into one where Bonbon nearly had a panic attack
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>Grimacing slightly you reach over and grab the bottle
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>Lyra and Bonbon watch with wide eyes as you pull out the cork with your teeth and start chugging the stuff
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>Lyra gasped
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>"A-Anon! Wait!"
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>You make a face as you drain the bottle
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"...Fuck does that taste funny..." you grumble, licking your lips
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>You look at your marefriends and notice that they're looking at you like you just did something really, really stupid
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"...What?"
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>Bonnie and Lyra look at each other
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>"Zecora told us to only give you a teaspoon a day," Lyra says slowly, as if she was still trying to get over the fact that you up and drank all of the zigger juice
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>"...You just drank fifty doses worth of that potion you bucking dummy," Bonbon adds, now clearly over her little episode
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>You shrug
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"Eh, I'm sure I'll be fine," you say dismissively, giving Bonbon's cheek a kiss. "So, now both of you know I'm not mad. So no more crying now alright?"
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>You sigh in relief when your marefriends nod
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>...Thank god
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>You didn't want to have another hyper emotional day...
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>"And we promise not to do anything else to you without you knowing, Fingers," Lyra promises
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>Bonbon scooches around until she was sitting sideways in your lap
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>"Yeah... We're really sorry and we won't do it again, Anon," the candy mare says, wrapping her hooves around your neck and kissing your cheek
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>You couldn't help but grin, your hands traveling down to Bonbon's rump
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"I'm getting anal from one of you when I get home."
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>You couldn't help but smile when the looks of calm and tranquility on your marefriend's faces turned into looks of outrage and shock
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>Delicious, delicious shock
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>"WHAT?!" they both cried in unison
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"Yep, you both owe me anal now as an apology," you say, giving Bonnie's buns a squeeze
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>The mare blushes with a squeak and hops out of your lap
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"And you're going first, Bonnie."
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>Oh
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>The look that Bonbon gave you
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>...
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>...
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>...
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>Ohhhhh...
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>You wish you could have taken a picture of it
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>You were going to play with yourself with that look in your mind
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>"I, you, but, we--"
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>Bonbon looks over at Lyra, whose face was so red that she could have probably started a fire, before looking back at your quietly cackling ass
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>You could tell that she was trying, TRYING, to figure out how to tell you to fuck off
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>Ponies, for some reason or another, weren't into the whole anal thing from what you've been told
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>Like so much so that it was kind of taboo to even TALK about
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>And, while you weren't usually into that kind of thing, you were curious
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>What would it be like fucking a pony in the ass?
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>You had two marefriends
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>They had two asses
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>So why not find out for science's sake if nothing else?
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>And at the very least, if it sucked, you could always make some ass jokes at your mares expense for a while
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>You cross your arms and sit back into your chair as Bonbon shimmers and babbles before she sighed
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>"...F-Fine," she grumbled with a blush, looking down at the floor in embarrassment. "But just because I want your dumb flank to know how sorry I am..."
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>Emboldened by her marefriend, Lyra nodded
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>"W-We'll do it, N-Nonny!"
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>You know
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>You should probably feel a little bad about twisting your marefriend's legs like this
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>But--
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>Ohhh!
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>Bonbon was making that face again!
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>AWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!
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>Grinning (and trying to hide that fact that you were VERY much erect) you stood up
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"Alright! Fantastic! You gals make sure to buy some lube!"
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>Your grin widens as they both flinched
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"I'm gonna go to work!"
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>Kneeling down you wrap your arms around Bonbon
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>"I bucking hate you so much right now..." she grumbled, wrapping her hooves around your neck after a minute
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>You try to reach over to give her rump another squeeze but she swatted your hand away
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>Kek
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"I love you too, Hon," you say, kissing her cheek
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>You break the hug and walk over to Lyra
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>She smiles weakly at you, getting up onto her back legs and wrapping her hooves around your neck
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>"Have a good day, Nonny," she said, kissing your cheek
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>Still grinning like a fucker of mothers you give Lyra and Bonbon one final goodbye before you moonwalk out of the kitchen
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>Aw yeah!
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>You're tearing up that ass tonight!
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>In a far better mood than you had been a few minutes ago you throw on your shoes, throw open your door, and--
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>"HI ANON!"
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>...
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>...
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>...
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>Nope
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>Your face loses it's grin
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>The happiness drains from you
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>And, now the picture of solemness, you close the door and lock it
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>...Welp
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>It looks like you weren't going to work today...
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"Lyra! Lock that kitchen door please!"
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>Lyra pokes her head out of the kitchen
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>"What did you say, Anon?" she asked in confusion
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>You calmly look out the window
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"Go and lock the door for me, hon," you say. "And prop a chair up against it for good measure."
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>Though Bonbon and Lyra look confused when you walk back into the kitchen and grab a chair you ignore it
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>Alright
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>You couldn't hear anyone fucking around upstairs
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>That meant she wasn't in the house yet...
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>Good
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>Quickly walking back to your front door you prop the chair against the door securely
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"Bonnie, there's a crossbow under the sink. Do me a favor and grab it for me."
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>"You have a bucking crossbow?! Why the buck do you have a bucking crossbow?!"
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"Just get me the fucking crossbow... for fuck's sake... and there should be a bolt or two in the drawer under the spoons!"
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~Ten minutes later~
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>The doors were locked and barricaded
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>The windows were boobytrapped
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>And you checked the basement and the house
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>It was do or die time
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>It was--
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>"So what the buck are you flipping out about?"
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>You look up from your crossbow, which you MAAAAAAAY have gotten through... less than legal means, at Bonbon
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"There's someone outside that I don't very much care for," you say, making sure that your weapon was cocked and readied. "Someone and maybe her husband, who I also don't very much care for."
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>Bonbon's eyes widened in disbelief
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>"And what? You're going to SHOOT them just because you don't like them."
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>You stare at your marefriend for a long, long moment
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"...Just open the door for me, Bonnie."
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>Bonbon, now frowning, looks over at Lyra
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>"Lyra, aren't you going to SAY SOMETHING?!"
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>Harp hoers shrugs
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>"I don't know what's going on but if Nonny thinks that whoever's outside is BAD..."
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>You ignore the rest of the argument, focusing on the door
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>Carefully, with loaded crossbow at the ready, you make your way over to the door
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>Aiming down the sights of your weapon you kick away the chair and unlock the door
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>You breath in
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>You breath out
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>You were lighter than a slice of bread
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>You could shoot the wings off a fly at a hundred yards
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>...
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>...
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>...
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>Alright...
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>With a battlecry you throw open your door and hop through it
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>GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO!
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>Wildly flailing your weapon around you search for anything pink
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>YOU HAD TO SHOOT ANYTHING THAT WAS PINK!
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>SHOOTITRIGHTBETWEENTHEEYES!
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>...
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>...
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>...
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>Where the hell was she?
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>You frown as you look all around your empty front porch and yard
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>Though it looked like there was no one around you knew better
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>She was somewhere
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>Just waiting for you to drop your fucking guard
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>Then BAM! she's get you
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>But not this time!
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>NOTTHISTIME!!!
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"Come out, come out, wherever you are."
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>You step off of your porch, your ears peeled and your head on a swivel
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"I know you're out here you pink pain in the ass. Come out and--"
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>And then you saw it, a flash of pink to your left
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>You tried to turn and fire but she was too fast
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>She was ALWAYS too fucking fast
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>...Goddammit
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>Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, the Princess of Love and the Ruler of the Crystal Empire, tackles you to the ground with a big old smile on that stupid pink face of her's
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>"NONNY!"
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"FUCKING SHIT!"
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>Your crossbow wildly fires off into the air as fucking Cadence knocks you to the ground like a big, stupid, pink puppy
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>Now on your back you try to bash the alicorn with your crossbow but it disappears in a burst of magic
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>Cadence, with a big smile on her face, wrapped her hooves around your neck and pulled you into a bear hug
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>"Oh Nonny! I came as fast as I could!" the Princess of Love said, oblivious to the fact that you were pounding your fists against her sides, trying to beat her off of you
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>Fucking indestructible alicorns
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>"I almost couldn't believe that a big ol' grump like you would let two mares into your heart but it happened!"
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>You try to pull the pink horse off of you big she's too fucking strong
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"LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKING PUTZ!" you snarl
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>Purple eyes regard you as Cadence giggles
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>"I told you that you'd find love, Nonny-kins," she said with a smirk. "I told you but you didn't listen! Now who's the silly one?"
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>You don't know how you did it but with a herculean amount of effort you managed to rip Cadence off of you and stand up
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365.
>"...What the buck is going on here?"
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>Panting like a racehorse you look over and see Bonbon and Lyra were standing on the porch, staring at you in confusion in concern
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>You opened your mouth to reply when you see a flash of white out of the corner of your eye
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>...Goddammit...
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>This time you try to roll away but your new attacker was faster than Cadence
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>So just like last time you were tackled, knocked onto your back and looking up into the sky
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>...For fuck's sake...
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>"Hi Anon!"
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>You look down to be Shining Armor's big stupid horse face
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>"So I heard SOMEPONY'S got himself a couple of marefriends!"
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>...
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>...
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>...
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"I hate you two," you say after a moment, letting your hard thud against the ground. "I hate you two so fucking much."
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>Fucking love hoers...
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>Fucking head cap'n pone...
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