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>that one prompt from before:
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>Ponies can understand Anon-words
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>Anon cannot understand horse-noises
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>You are Luna, herald of the night; protector of dreams; the face of darkness
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>You are also very bored.
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>Nopony's coming to your night court tonight.
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>It's been... three days since anypony had troubles that couldn't be solved during the day by your sister.
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>Not that you're complaining, though; you never really had the head for politics.
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>>"Ooh, my neighbour's tree branches stick out over my fence! Fix it!"
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>>"Wah! This mare's ancestors might have done something to MY ancestors! Throw her in the dungeon!"
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>Bucking peasants.
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>They were half the reason you turned dark a thousand years ago.
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>And they've only gotten worse.
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>At least back then, mares complained about blood-feuds and assassinations.
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>But one thing hasn't changed: your legion of tight-flanked colt-filled Royal Guards.
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>MMM!
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>At least your nights aren't a total waste, knowwhatimsayin'?
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>"Oh! Oh, well aren't YOU just the prettiest little thing?"
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>What the Moon is that thing.
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>A bipedal creatures is stalking towards you.
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>Strangely enough, he has a look of utter delight on his face.
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>Not an expression you're used to being on the business end of.
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"Halt, creature! State thy business!"
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>"Aww, somebody's a grumpster! Is it you? Is it?"
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>....is this thing mentally challenged?
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"Is this how you address your Princess? Guards, how did it even get in here?"
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>"Oh gosh, you look so soft and pretty. I wanna pet you!"
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>What.
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>NOPONY pets the royal fur!
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>Y-you're saving the Royal Tuft for your special somepony...
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[spoiler]>Your shy, meek, perfect horsebando...[/spoiler]
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>You stand up off of your throne and begin to back away.
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>Your morality prevents you from harming this confused colt, but you're running out of space behind you.
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>"Get back here, you big muffin! I'm gonna getcha! I'm gonna getcha!"
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>Oh Moon, is this what rape feels like?
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>You're so distracted by your imminent rape that you fail to notice that this rape-monster has closed the distance between the two of you.
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>With a yelp, he sits down and drags you onto his lap and lays you down on your back.
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>"Ohh, you're so soft. How did you get so soft?"
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>You want to answer him but you can't reveal your daily morning private spa treatment!
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>That shit's for COLTS!
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"G-guards! Guards, apprehend this creature! I need an adult!"
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>Your guards flood the room, looking around for a threat as best as their admittedly sub-par training has shown them.
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>Damn your decision to fill your ranks with eye-candy!
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>One of your guards spots your predicament and gasps loudly
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>>"Oh my Celestia, is that the cuddle-monster?"
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>Another one titters and does a little dance in place.
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>>"Oh, I LOVE that colt! He gives the BEST belly rubs!"
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>O-oh, my.
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>Colt-on-colt bellyrubbing?
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[spoiler]>That's so lewd![/spoiler]
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"Guards, get this thing off of me right now!"
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>But you are ignored.
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>Your guards talk amongst themselves about their meet-ups with his large monster.
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>Meanwhile, said creature is giving your tummy tum-tums slow rubs, and he's talking to you like you were a foal.
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>"You're my little cutie-patootie and I'll love you forever."
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>...
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"R-really?"
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[spoiler]>Is this what love feels like?[/spoiler]
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>Maybe you were a bit hasty trying to get this thing off of you.
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>....the buck is your sister at?
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>You are Celestia, and Luna isn't eating her breakfast-slash-dinner with you this morning.
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>You're having pancakes this morning, and your chubby little sister normally can't resist stuffing her face with them.
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>You suspect that something is a-hoof.
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>With poise and grace and all that bullshit, you walk through the halls of your venerable castle, opulent and imperial.
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>As you approach your sister's bedroom door, the sounds of muffled rap music grows louder.
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>...no, you were wrong.
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>That's FUNK music.
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>What is that that stomping you hear?
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>Is Luna dancing?
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>Oh goodness, you HAVE to see this.
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>Without any consideration for you sister's privacy, you open the door just a crack and poke your muzzle in.
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>"MACHO MACHO MARE"
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>Yes.
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>"I'VE GOT TO BE! A MACHO MARE!"
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>Yes!
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>"I'VE GOT TO BE A MACHO MACHO MARE!"
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>Mon Dieu!
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>"I'VE GO TO BE A MACHO~"
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>You are Luna.
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>You think you've maybe misjudged this gentle creature.
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>Sure, he was a little bit rough at first.
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>And sure, he didn't really consider anything you were saying to him....
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>He basically did what he wanted with you and didn't even listen when you told him to stop.
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>That part was actually kind of hot.
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>You've learned something new about yourself today.
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>You like to think that you're good friends with him now.
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>Maybe even more than friends.
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>Dare you say it?
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>The most forbidden of special friends?
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>....
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>Cuddle buddies.
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>If his babbling and half-mad promises are anything to go by, you think he's probably going to find a bedroom and just starting living here in this castle with you.
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>This is okay with you.
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>Because you NEVER get to have as much fun with ANYPONY as you are now!
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>You've invited him into your bedroom (NOT because you thought he might see your bed and decide to lay down and snuggle the Royal Tuft) and one thing lead to another...
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>The two of you are dancing to what was THE hottest song back before you were grounded and sent to your moon.
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>He's got your fore-hooves in his gentle grip, forcing you to stand up and balance on your hind legs.
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>This is the most fun you've had in CENTURIES.
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April 26, 2016:
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>You are Cadence, and you regret staffing your royal guard with mares.
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>How were you supposed to know that mares were the stallions of the world a thousand years ago?!
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>You've found three of them already asleep, and you know that it's only a matter of time, now.
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>He's here.
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>You don't know how, but he's here.
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>But you are a princess, dammit! You won't be beat by a colt!
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>You're going to make your last stand in the most secure room in the palace: your bedroom.
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>With Shining on your heels, you sprint through the crystal halls, adrenaline amplifying each and every sound echoing through your castle.
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"J-just a few *huff* more halls, Sh-shiny."
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>....
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>....how long has it been since you've heard him complaining about ruining his hooficure?
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>You're suddenly aware that you've only been able to hear one set of hoof-steps for the last minute or two; that of your own.
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>You skid to a stop and spin around to look behind you.
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>He's gone.
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>No.
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>Please, Celestia, no.
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>You almost lost him at the wedding; you can't lose him now.
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>Not again.
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>>"Rock-a-by baby, on the tree-top..."
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>Your heart skips a beat.
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>>"When the wind blows, the cradle will rock..."
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>You taken an involuntary step backwards, away from the new voice.
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>>"When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall..."
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>A figure steps around the corner, bipedal and green. Your husband is asleep in his arms.
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>He.... he looks so comfortable and content.
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>Who would DO that to a colt?!
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>>"And down will fall baby, cradle and all..."
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>You think you just peed yourself a little.
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