Tsundere Ponies, Estrus, and Anon


                                            (old shit from months ago I'm stumbling across)


                                            >Day estrus in Equestria

                                            >Seems that one of your hate-friends has chosen you as her mate

                                            >You say "hate-friend" because despite how obvious it is that they don't like you, they always stick around and do shit like buy you candy sometimes.

                                            >A purple unicorn has teleported into your living room, carrying with her a stack of parchment and a few containers of ink.

                                            >"G-get over here, Anon!"

                                            >She's presenting her swollen, dark-purple pony pussy to you.

                                            >Marecum is dribbling from her folds and pools around her feet.

                                            >"I n-need to know if humans can p-procreate with ponies, a-and I'm most fertile during estrus!"

                                            >She's blushing something fierce as she backs into you and grinds her rump on your crotch.

                                            >"Just don't g-get any funny ideas, Anon."

                                            >You shrug and unzip your pants.

                                            >Never getting human pussy; might as well go for the next best sapient species.

                                            >"I-if it weren't for my research, the m-mares and I would be off in town looking for a proper pony to mate with."

                                            "Th-the mares? As in, plural?"

                                            >You thrust inside of Twilight's dripping pussy, which spasms around your cock.

                                            >"Y-yes! You know, the Elements! You know, the only other mares in this town who bother talking to you? They're holding off their own m-mating until I get the results back."

                                            "....And they all want me to try and give them a child?"

                                            >Twilight scoffs angrily and turns her head to glare at you.

                                            >"Well, did you ever think that maybe they want a foal to raise? We had a discussion, and we came to the conclusion that there are worse stallions than you. We guess."

                                            >Gee, thanks.

                                            >"Now hurry up and finish! It's already been thirty seconds!"

                                            >Have you got a surprise for them.

                                            >[spoiler]It's your dick.[/spoiler]


                                            >You are Anon, and oh GOD you dick is sore.

                                            >You just want to stop.

                                            >For five fucking minutes, you just want to STOP.

                                            >Rainbow: "C'mon, Anon. I kn-new you were a f-filthy liar. 'Superior H-Human Stamina' my plot!"

                                            >This is the fifth time you've cum inside Rainbow Dash, and she is one to fucking talk.

                                            >This bitch rides your dick for thirty seconds before she comes, and then she acts like's Celestia's gift to men everywhere.

                                            >She's the archetypical frat boy, only with a horsepussy instead of a dick.

                                            >Every surface is covered in a mixture of sweat and marecum. The musk filling the air makes it difficult to think, so tracking the time is nearly impossible.

                                            >In the time you've been in Twilight's library, you've explored almost every nook and cranny that these ponies have to offer.

                                            >To your surprise, Applejack is the kinky one.

                                            >You've NEVER seen saddles and riding crops used THAT way before.

                                            >Now, the horse-fucking.

                                            >The first few times were fun, but your body (and most importantly, your penis) is made of soft, delicate flesh.

                                            >Pinkie: "Y-yeah.. ah... Anon... Jus'... jus' do it, 'kay?"

                                            >Oh hey, she's awake again.

                                            >Pinkie: "You faggot..."

                                            >Rainbow's pussy is spasming around your cock again, so you pick up your pace and thrust extra-harOH NIGGERS

                                            >shit shit shit FUCK NO THIS IS FINISHED NOW THANK YOU

                                            >You pull your now softening member out of Dash, much to her loud dissatisfaction.

                                            >You knew you'd been too rough.

                                            >You've rubbed yourself raw and.... Yup.

                                            >You are bleeding from your dick.

                                            >oh fuck me that stings so badly

                                            >Rainbow: "Anaawwwnnn... what's keeping you?"

                                            >You don't say anything; you're too busy writhing in pain.

                                            >Rainbow: "....Anon? You alright back there?"

                                            >She roughly nudges you with her hind leg before turning around to see what's up.

                                            >Rainbow: "We still need you to-is that blood?!"

                                            >Several pony ears perk up at Rainbow's words, and Twilight immediately jumps up from her prone position and runs over to you.

                                            >Twilight: "A-Anon! Are you alright?! Oh goodness, you're all torn up! Here, let me just-"

                                            >She charges up her horn and a white box with a red cross on it appears in mid-air.

                                            >Twilight begins to scold you while she treats your battle-worn member, the other ponies gathering around you in worry.

                                            >Twilight: "Anon, you idiot. Why didn't you say anything if we were hurting you? How are you supposed to-"

                                            "Ahh! Not so tight!"

                                            >You're seeing stars.

                                            >Fluttershy gently nudges Twilight away and begins to treat your wound much more gently.

                                            >Pinkie: "Nonners, how are we supposed to party if you're not there?"

                                            >That's almost sweet.

                                            >Rainbow hovers nervously over you, a look of concern and anger on her face. You can see tears beginning to form in the corners of her eyes.

                                            >Rainbow: "I-I-You could have gotten your gross human blood inside of my, Anon. That's disgusting!"

                                            >That's not so sweet.

                                            >Rainbow Dash roughly hits you on the arm and then perches on your shoulders, refusing to get off.

                                            >Once your dick has been cleaned, disinfected, and gently covered up, Twilight lifts you up in her magic and deposits you onto her big, fluffy bed.

                                            >Twilight: "If you think this gets you out of estrus-duty, then you're sorely mistaken."

                                            >She and the girls all jump up on the bed, each one carrying an item in their hooves or with their magic.

                                            >Fluttershy has an ice pack; Rarity has a pitcher of water; Applejack has a fluffy pillow; Rainbow Dash has a plushy made in her own likeness; and Pinkie has a basket full of cupcakes.

                                            >Twilight: "You're not leaving this bed until you're well-rested and all healed up, Anon. Me and the girls will make sure of it."

                                            >The girls all cuddle up against you; Twilight laying on your chest. Everypony closes their eyes and tries to fall asleep.

                                            >You close your eyes as well, and a moment later you feel a pair of lips press against your sweaty forehead.

                                            >"Dummy..."