[RGRE] Gamer Moondancer and her Coltfriend Anon


                                            "And that's how you get past Mother Gascoigne. She's really tough and it took me a long time to figure her out, but -"

                                            >"Who's that?!"

                                            >That's Lemon Heart's voice.

                                            >She always Skypes with you whenever you stream your games.

                                            "What?"

                                            >You look at the video feed at the bottom of your screen to see who DARED interrupt your livestream.

                                            >You can't help but notice that the mares in chat are asking similar questions.

                                            "Who's where?"

                                            >"The colt! The one doing that thing over in the back!"

                                            >The fuck are you talking about, Lemon?

                                            >>"Here you go, honey."

                                            >Anon, your live-in coltfriend (suck it, mom; who's gay now?!), puts a plate with your sandwich on it down on the computer table.

                                            >A glass of milk quickly follows.

                                            "Oh, hey, thanks Anon!"

                                            >You give his hand a squeeze with your hoof and go to town on your newly-deposited sandwich.

                                            >Mmmm.... peanut butter.

                                            >Anon gives a little wave to your camera and then walks out of the room.

                                            >"What was that?"

                                            >Hmm?

                                            >You look uncertainly down at your sandwich.

                                            "It... it's peanut butter."

                                            >You glance at your screen and the chat is EXPLODING with activity.

                                            >[who was that]

                                            >[Why is there a colt in your bedroom?]

                                            >[testes or gtfo]

                                            >[lol he got you a sammich]

                                            >[Bring him on stream!]

                                            >[Make the stallion play Strawberrymilkborne]

                                            >"No! Celestia, Moonie, did you trick him or something? Why is he in your room?"

                                            >You swallow a particularly tough mouthful of sandwich with the help of some milk.

                                            "Because he's my... coltfriend?"

                                            >Oh Luna's moon, did you do something wrong?

                                            >Did you break some unwritten code of vidya streaming?!

                                            >"Moonie. Sis. Bring him back into the room. Trust me."

                                            >R-right.

                                            >Sure thing, you guess.

                                            "Hey, Anon!" you shout through your bedroom door, "Could you come back in here, please?"

                                            >The door opens and the incoming light turns your camera feed into a white square until the camera adjusts.

                                            >>"What is it, Moons?"

                                            >Your headset crackled with your friend's laughter.

                                            >"Did he just call you 'Moons'? Does he call you that in the bedroom too?"

                                            >Doesn't she know everypony on stream can hear her!?

                                            "Shut the buck up!"

                                            >>"Excuse me?"

                                            >Anon quirks an eyebrow at you and doesn't look too impressed at you.

                                            "N-no, not you! The mare I have on voice thingy!"

                                            >You glare at your camera.

                                            "What did you want, Lemon?"

                                            >"Ask him if he wants to play something with you. Mare-io Kart, or whatever colts play. Something two-player!"

                                            "Uh, Anon?"

                                            >Anon walks up to you and crouches down to your height.

                                            >Luna, you love being at crotch-height with this stallion.

                                            >He loves those "accidental" nose-boops as much as you do, filly.

                                            "Wanna play something with me? I think I got something you'll like."

                                            >Anon's face lights up and he searches the floor for a second controller.

                                            >>"Yeah, I'm game."

                                            >Your online popularity shortly doubles.


                                            >[ask him to take off his shirt]

                                            >[Moonie why is your coltfriend such a slut?]

                                            >[Sis! Her coltfriend totally wears socks! I saw them]

                                            >You are Moondancer, and you'd be all up on defending your stallion's honour if you weren't too busy having fun playing a dumb racing game with Anon to check your chats.

                                            "Bucking blue shell!"

                                            >"Git gud, Moons!"

                                            "Colt, I will DESTROY your cock tonight if you keep that up."

                                            >[oh snap]

                                            >[lol like you could]

                                            >[PIG]

                                            >[rate my chest tuft 1-10]

                                            >Anon leans over and nuzzles your cheek, TOTALLY making you lose concentration and making your character fall off the edge of the road!

                                            >You'd be so bucking angry if you weren't so horny.

                                            >>"Give him the V, filly!"

                                            >Oh, you will, Lemon Heart.

                                            >...rriiiiiight after you beat him on Rainbow Road.


                                            "C'mon, c'mon..."

                                            >You tap your hoof as you watch the little ponies drive in on their go-carts, up towards Prince Peachy Glory's castle where the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place podium awaits.

                                            >Your mare (Princess Luna; the best Princess) drive in while the camera does some impressive-for-its-time zoom tricks.

                                            >Then Anon's mare (Princess Celestia; the "I'm a big dummy who doesn't into good characters and my name is Anon" Princess) drives in from somewhere else.

                                            "C'mon!"

                                            >[Celestia the Bestia!]

                                            >[touch her moon, moondancer's coltfriend]

                                            >[go back to strawberrymilkborne or dark snuggles 2]

                                            >The camera does a few more spins and pans and the first place goes to....

                                            >Princess Celestia?!

                                            >Some other third character controlled by the computer gets third place, but you don't bucking care. You think it might have been Starswirl.

                                            >You slam your controller onto the ground and screech with the fury of a thousand prepubescent tuftbeards

                                            "Horseapples!"

                                            >[get rekt]

                                            >[touch his scrote]

                                            >[Colts can be gamers too, Moondancer]

                                            >"Fuck yeah! That's how you play the game, Moons!"

                                            >Anon gets in REAL close to your face.

                                            >Close enough that you can feel his breath on your face

                                            >Close enough that you could lose yourself in his eyes

                                            "That was horseapples, Anon! You used the blue shell on me like, 3 times!"

                                            >Anon smiles his smug, smug smile at you like the... like the....

                                            >...smug guy he is.

                                            >Dammit, you're too angry to think smartly!

                                            >"Is it? And just what are you going to do about it?"

                                            >And that's your cue.

                                            >You launch yourself at Anon and start kissing him.

                                            >Anon rolls onto his back and wraps his arms around your back, eagerly returing your affection

                                            >[Give him the V!]

                                            >[haha yesss]

                                            >[Oh shoot, they're actually doing it]

                                            >[THE HOTTEST CONTENT ON PONYSTREAM]

                                            >[MODS]


                                            >Your "subscribed" list is still high even after you 6 month ban for adult content.

                                            >Sometimes you cheat in a spike of streamers by bringing Anon in on camera and snuggling up to him.