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Horse Dick Anon

By lapsbin
Created: 2020-12-27 14:47:01
Expiry: Never

  1. >It was that time again
  2. >Through an unspoken agreement, one that was made when the stars were still young, the great glowing moon that had so steadfastly guarded the sky dipped under the horizon so that it could rest
  3. >In it's place rose it's sibling, the incandescent sun
  4. >The moment that this heavenly body's rays bathed the valleys and plains and mountains the world changed
  5. >The darkness, which the moon had been fighing tooth and nail to keep at bay, vanished
  6. >Warmth and light filled the land, and with those two things the landscape became alive once more
  7. >The birds began their dawn chorus as they climbed out of their nests to conjugate and feed and fly
  8. >The animals of the forests opened their eyes, yawning and stretching and preparing themselves for another hard-fought day of survival
  9. >In the towns and villages and cities of the world, the more civilized (or as they thought themselves) creatures of the world also began to stir
  10. >Some rose to get ready for another day of work and labor, others rose from their warm, comfortable beds to wake their children or their loved ones so that they may start their days, others simply woke up because the sun's radience was not a thing to be ignored
  11. >You were not any of those people
  12. >You had no loved ones that you needed to wake up, you didn't have work today or for the rest of the weekend for that matter and you had some pretty bitchin' blinds covering your windows, so even with the sun's light insistently trying to force itself in your bedroom was relatively dark
  13. >You were Anonymous
  14. >And, after working like a dog for the past four days, maybe getting two or three hours of sleep in between, you were having yourself a well deserved rest
  15. >Fuck the sun, fuck the morning, fuck having to do any of that shit
  16. >Also, fuck the code because of... reasons...
  17. >You were going to sleep until noon--at the VERY least-- and after that you were going to go out and get yourself something to eat
  18.  
  19. >You then were going go raid some random horses house to steal their liquor and get so plastered that you'd streak through town and get arrested
  20. >You know, just like you did every Friday
  21. >And once or twice a month on Tuesdays
  22. >You mumbled nonsensically, your mind telling your body to get up but your body saying FUCK THAT, rolling onto your side so that you could get a little more comfortable
  23. >As you did that though your blanket, your only friend in these dark and troubling times, had decided to leave half of you exposed to the elements
  24. >Oh no, no, no
  25. >This simply won't do
  26. >Half of you can't be warm and comfortable while the other half is cold
  27. >That was shitty
  28. >You frown and your mumbling became a little upset
  29. >Not opening your eyes, you began to blindly reach for your blank--
  30. SLAP!
  31. >Your eyes snapped open as you let out a surprised yelp
  32. >Rolling onto your back, you looked down, trying to figure out what the FUCK you had just slapped
  33. >There shouldn't have been a single slappable thing on your bed
  34. >Unless...
  35. "I swear to god, Junebug, if you crawled into my bed again I'm really going to call the fucking cops this time," you murmured, your voice heavy with sleep
  36. >Your eyes narrow as you looked down between your legs
  37. >Sure enough, something was making your blanket tent about a foot and a half into the air
  38. >With an irritated grunt, you grabbed your blanket, ready to yank the sucker off of your body
  39. >If you had been a little more awake, you would have noticed that whatever was pitching a tent underneath your blanket wasn't very pony-shaped at all
  40. >You would have also noticed that there was a gigantic wet spot on your blanket that covered nearly half of the fucking thing and that your whole lower body was wet, as were your bed sheets underneath you
  41. >But you weren't even half awake; your eyes were crusty and a little blurry from sleep and you were disorientated
  42.  
  43. >In your mind you were convinced that Junebug had somehow, once a-fucking-gain had managed to pick the lock on your front door and had snuck into your bedroom like the silly/stalkerish little pone that she was
  44. >So, imagine your surprise when, as you ripped off your blanket, what you saw in between your legs wasn't your weird little earth pony neighbor who's garden you may or may not pee in on occasion
  45. >...
  46. >You blinked slowly, in an almost owlish fashion, trying to understand what you were looking at
  47. >You failed
  48. >You failed harder than you've ever failed ever
  49. >What you were looking at was your dick but... it wasn't
  50. >For one, while you considered yourself a little bigger than the average fella, your dick most certainly wasn't this big
  51. >The shape and color also seemed wrong; instead of the pinkish, torpedo-like phallus that you knew and loved this was an altogether different beast
  52. >And by beast you meant fucking BEAST
  53. >The cock was oddly rectangular, with a flair at the tip
  54. >There was a medial ring around it at about it's halfway point, wherein the cock became reasonably thicker
  55. >Instead of the a pinkish color this cock was green and white spots peppered up and down it
  56. >...
  57. >Did you also mention that it looked like it was about two fucking feet long and about as thick as your FUCKING ARM?!
  58. >Because you think that that is kind of important to paint the picture of what this thing looked like
  59. >Seriously
  60. >You blinked a few more times, confused and more than a little concerned, tentatively reaching up to poke the thing
  61. >You sucked in a mouthful of air as it twitched at your touch, a glob of precum erupting from the tip and landed on your stomach
  62. >YOU FELT THAT!
  63. >YOU FUCKING FELT THAT!
  64. >THIS ISN'T SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK!
  65. >THIS WASN'T SOME PRANK OR JOKE TO FUCK WITH YOU!
  66. >You slowly wrapped your hand around the--your dick, just above the medial ring
  67. >You couldn't even wrap your hand around the monster that just... APPEARED between your legs
  68.  
  69. >The--YOUR cock throbbed again, and your eyes couldn't help but widen as a glob of precum, impossibly thick and a LOT more than you've ever produced in your entire life, spurted from your new tip
  70. >You let go of your wang, watching as the pre began to slowly drip down the side of it, your mind racing
  71. >...
  72. >A few thoughts raced through your mind as you let your head fall back onto your pillow with a thoughtful hum
  73. >The first was that you were going to have to wash your sheets
  74. >Like REALLY wash your sheets
  75. >If it was a pain in the ass to clean just a bit of cum out of sheets you had a feeling that with this much it was going to be a MOTHERFUCKER
  76. >The second thought was about Gary-Motherfucking-Oak and that sick ass car that he drove around with all of those cheerleading bitches
  77. >... For some reason
  78. >Idly, you wondered why you hadn't passed out from all of the blood that the monster between your legs MUST have been using to stay as hard as it was
  79. >... Did horse wangs use blood to get erect?
  80. >If they didn't use blood then what the heck did they use?
  81. >Magic? Some sort of of pulley system?
  82. >You then thought about how much of a pain it was going to be getting new pants refitted to contain this thing
  83. >Sure, Rarara would give you a pretty good deal on the pants since she was your little marshmallow nigga, and you were sure that this thing got smaller when you weren't erect, but it was going to be a little awkward having to explain...
  84. >Wait...
  85. >YOU HAVE A FUCKING HORSE COCK NOW?!
  86. >WHY DO YOU HAVE A LITERAL, REAL HORSE COCK?!
  87. >WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET A HORSE COCK?!
  88. >YOU SURE AS SHIT DIDN'T HAVE ONE WHEN YOU WENT TO BED!
  89. >Grabbing your brand spanking new horse dick you sat up and wiggled yourself over to the edge of your bed
  90. >Sleep forgotten, you climbed out of said
  91. >As you did that you accidentally let go of your member as it mightily throbbed, twitching so hard that it reared up and slapped you in the fucking chest
  92. "Motherfucker!"
  93.  
  94. >You stumbled, almost losing your footing, and with a look of distaste you wiped the glob of pre that was now just under your sternum
  95. >...
  96. >...
  97. >...
  98. >Twilight
  99. >Twilight would know what to do about this
  100. >She was a smart little horse; she could figure out what the FUCK happened to you
  101. >You were going to go to Twilight's house RIGHT NOW and get this shit settled before you had a heart attack or you exploded or something
  102. >...
  103. >But first, you were gonna get these sheets tossed in the wash and then you were gonna take a bath and find a pair of pants that would hopefully, probably fit you
  104. >...Maybe you should get something to eat as well; you didn't know how long you were going to be with Twilight...
  105. >Then, THEN you'd go to Twiggle's house
  106. >...
  107. >Why the hell does stuff like this always happen on your days off?
  108.  
  109. >You hum a little tune to yourself as you grabbed the coffee pot, along with your sugar and creme
  110. >Though your mom always told you that only frilly stallions drank anything other than black, bitter coffee you preferred something a little less bitter and a little more sweeter and milker in the mornings
  111. >Through years of experience you quickly poured yourself the perfect cup of coffee
  112. >Three-fourths full of coffee, one-fourths full of creme, three big tablespoons of sugar, all stirred together for twenty seconds so that it would mix properly
  113. >You took a deep breath, savoring the smell of coffee in the air, and carried your cup over to your table, where your breakfast and a good book was waiting
  114. >Spike had gone to Canterlot for the weekend, and Starlight had went on a trip to Dodge City with Applejack for apple-related shenanigans
  115. >You were alone for the weekend
  116. >No paperwork, nopony to watch or teach, just you, some coffee and some reading
  117. >You let out a happy sigh as you sit down at your table and take a sip of your coffee
  118. >Hmmm...
  119. >Perfect like always...
  120.  
  121. >You smacked your lips together as you looked back down at your plate
  122. >Rubbing your hooves manically, you eyed the stack of pancakes and the mountain of hay bacon on your plate meaningfully, brandishing a fork and knife
  123. >Oh filly, you were going to TEAR into--
  124. >"TWILIGHT? TWILIGHT!"
  125. >You jumped in surprise as you heard somepony frantically knocking on your door
  126. >...Anon? Was that Anon?
  127. >What the hay could he want this early in the morning?
  128. >"TWILIGHT! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! OPEN UP! SOMETHING'S WRONG! SOMETHING'S VERY, VERY WRONG!"
  129. >You perk up slightly at this, your eyes widening
  130. >You look down at the feast that you had spent all morning making for yourself
  131. >A part of you wanted to just ignore the yelling and pounding at your door
  132. >It was too early to deal with stallion hysterics and you WERE pretty hungery
  133. >But almost as soon as that thought came to mind you beat it down HARD
  134. >You knew that Anon wasn't the kind of stallion that would run to a mare over the littlest of things, but he WAS the kind of stallion that would kick your front door down if you tried to ignore him
  135. >And besides, you were taught better than to ignore a stallion that was obviously in need
  136. >You quickly stood up, grabbing a hooful of hay bacon and stuffing it into your mouth so that your hunger would be staved off for a while longer, and made your way out of your kitchen
  137. >Alright Twilight
  138. >One of your only stallion friends sounded like he was in trouble
  139. >He was probably going to come into your house a little hysterical, so you were going to have to be ready for that...
  140. >You brushed your teeth and you combed your mane this morning...
  141. >You hadn't groomed your wings yet but Anon wasn't the kind of stallion that was a stickler for that kind of thing so you were pretty presentable...
  142. >Alrighty then...
  143. >Quickly chewing and swallowing your hay bacon, and wiping the grease from your chin, you quickly trotted over to the door, unlocking it
  144.  
  145. >Anon must have heard the bolt clicking, because just as you were about to open the door it was thrown open, revealing a wild-eyed Anon
  146. >"TWIGGLES! WHAT TOOK YOU SO FUCKING LONG?" he demanded, brushing past you. "FUCK IT, NEVER MIND THAT! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"
  147. >Just let him talk himself out, Twilight
  148. >After that you'll ask him what's wro--
  149. >"I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW THAT MY FUCKING DICK WASN'T MY FUCKING DICK ANYMORE!"
  150. >...
  151. >Oh
  152. >That was easier than you thought it was going to be
  153. >...
  154. >Also, what?
  155. "What?" you asked, looking down at Anonymous's lower body
  156. >...For totally scientific purposes of course...
  157. >To your surprise, Anon wasn't wearing the usual dress pants that he liked to wear
  158. >Instead, he was wearing a pair of really loose, grey sweat pants that really showed off his bu--
  159. >NobadTwilightyou'retryingtohelpfilly!
  160. >You turned your head to look away but there was no need
  161. >Anon, with a look of both embarrassment and resolution, grabbed you by the chin and forced you to look up at him
  162. >"There's. Something. Wrong. With. My. Dick." he said, his eyes burrowing into yours
  163. >His stare was intense; too intense for this early in the morning
  164. >You found yourself squirming in place, a blush pinkening your cheeks
  165. "W-Well, if something's wrong I'd be more than happy to take you to the d-doc--"
  166. >With a quiet growl, Anon released your chin
  167. >Walking over to your still open door he poked his head out and looked around before closing and locking it
  168. >His brow furrowed, as if he was debating something
  169. >"...Come on. Instead of trying to explain it I'll just show you what's wrong," he said, more to himself than you, before he started to make his way down the hall
  170. >You, still blushing, watched him go, trying not to think about how THIS was like how so many of those Neighponese comics that you may or may not read started
  171. >...
  172.  
  173. >You're trying to help
  174. >Something's bothering Anon and out of all of the other ponies that he knew he decided to come to you first
  175. >And because of that you were going to do your very best to help him!
  176. >Though you weren't a doctor by any means you had studied more than enough anatomy to at least know whether you should take him to the hospital or not
  177. >AND you had been the one that examined him when he first came here, so it only made sense that you were the one to examine him first...
  178. >....Y-Yeah...
  179. >Those were good r-reasons...
  180. >Your feathers ruffled as you trotted after Anonymous
  181. >Since, once upon a time, Anon had lived with you he knew these halls just as well as Spike so, while your castle was a labyrinth to some, he traversed it with ease
  182. >His destination was, it seemed, the very room that you had taken him during his first examination and every other examination that he had to undergo thereafter
  183. >Your experimental/ storage room
  184. >While it was one of the smaller rooms in your castle it had an examination table, it had one of those x-ray picture lighter-upers, you even had equipment to get blood work done if there was a need for it
  185. >"Alright. Say, is Spike or anyone else here? 'Cause I DO NOT want them barging in here while you're helping me."
  186. >Stepping into the room with Anon you quickly closed the door, not bothering to lock it
  187. "We're the only two in this entire castle, Anon," you assured, walking over to a little table where you had a clipboard and stethoscope lying. "Now, why don't you show me what's the problem?"
  188. >Anon looked down at his pants, his nose scrunching up
  189. >"... Now, I need you to promise that you're not going to freak out."
  190. "I'm not going to freak out. I promise."
  191. >Anon's nose scrunched up even more
  192. >"Are you sure? If you freak out I'm going to boop you. I'm going to boop you so fucking hard that you're not going to know what to do with yourself."
  193.  
  194. >You couldn't help but roll your eyes, grabbing a quill and tapping it against your clipboard
  195. "Anon, please, I can be a professional if I want to be. Now will you please pull your pants down so I can see what seems to be the... the..."
  196. >You find yourself trailing off as Anon pulled his pants down, exposing himself to you completely
  197. >Your eyes widened and you just stared
  198. >STARED
  199. >Now, you've been a proud subscriber to Hung Males Monthly since you were thirteen years old
  200. >Thanks mom
  201. >You'd like to think that you've seen a lot of big dicks; pony, diamond dog, gryphon, even minotaur
  202. >But THIS...
  203. >THIS was something else entirely
  204. >As far as you were concerned, Anon's reproductive organs weren't all that special
  205. >His penis wasn't sheathed and a little smaller than a stallions, with a pair of testicles to match
  206. >Though you wouldn't have minded a closer inspection if you know what I mean but you had almost been disappointed that he didn't have some crazy alien wang like you had been expecting
  207. >But this wasn't the penis that you had examined once upon a time
  208. >This penis was hidden in a sheath
  209. >A very big sheath
  210. >A sheath that was so big that it bordered on ridiculous
  211. >At least twice as big as the biggest stallion that you've ever seen
  212. >He was also now sporting a pair of balls the size of his fist
  213. >All-in-all it now looked like the cock of a stallion but... bigger...
  214. >...
  215. >BIGGER...
  216. >Slack-jawed, you couldn't help but stare a little longer than you should have
  217. >And then stare a little longer than that
  218. >Was it getting hot in here?
  219. >Why did you feel so sweaty?
  220. >What was with that marinara smell?
  221. >Anon, with his pants around his ankles, crossed his arms as he stared down at you with narrowed eyes
  222. >You jumped as he loudly cleared his throat
  223.  
  224. >"Now you can see why I'm freaking out," he said, gesturing to his new package. "Last night everything was find but the second that I wake up I see that I have this fucking thing now."
  225. >You wiped a bit of drool from your mouth
  226. >Professional, Twilight
  227. >You're a professional, remember that
  228. "C-Can you get hard?" you shimmered, your mouth watering slightly
  229. >PROFESSIONAL!
  230. >Anon flinched, reddening slightly
  231. >"Yeah... I can get hard," he said, looking away from you as he shifted his weight from left to right. "I have no idea how, I SHOULD pass out the second that I get a bit of a chub with this thing, but yeah..."
  232. >You found yourself automatically sketching out Anon's stallionhood, your inquisitive side quickly taking over
  233. >You had never seen or heard anything like this before
  234. >As far as you could remember, there weren't any spells that could change a stallion's penis into the penis of another species, at least not without changing the rest of their body drastically
  235. >But, as far as you could tell, Anon looked pretty much the same as he did the last time that you saw him, sans the new... equipment
  236. >This was a magical anomaly; you could FEEL it in your bones
  237. >Someone or something had done this to Anon without him knowing
  238. >And you were going to find out HOW they did it and, hopefully, fix it!
  239. >With science!
  240. >Your horn glowed, and with a pop about a dozen books appeared behind you, along with some other equipment that you had lying around that you felt might help
  241. "Interesting... Now, I'm going to ask you a few questions, Anon. They might make you a little uncomfortable but I promise you that I'm only asking them to help you."
  242. >You stared up at Anon with your best smile, doing your very best to ignore the blush on your face that REFUSED to go away
  243. >This is for science, Twilight
  244. >No dirty thoughts
  245. >No dirty thoughts
  246. >And certainly no dirty science
  247. >That wouldn't be good for anypony
  248. >...
  249. >NO
  250.  
  251. >Though he still looked more than a little frazzled and he was blushing just as hard as you, Anon nodded
  252. >"Alright, lay 'em on me."
  253. >Oh I'll la--
  254. >NO!
  255. >NO DIRTY THOUGHTS FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE!
  256. >THIS WAS A NO DIRTY THOUGHT ZONE!
  257. >The next twenty minutes or so were filled with questions
  258. >What did you eat yesterday? Where did you go? Did you meet somepony that you haven't met before? Did they offer you anything? Did you step on something or touch something that you've never seen before? When was the last time that you've used the bathroom or masturbated?
  259. >Though you tried your best to be professional, the questions that you were asking were a little... awkward, and it didn't help any that Anon was still pants-less, so you were shimmering a little and had to pause once or twice, but other than that the questioning went on without a hitch
  260. >As you did that you were finishing sketching Anon's new sheath as you looked over a dozen spell and anatomy books
  261. >Even once in a while you'd sneak a peek over your clipboard to eye his new equipment with a little more... intensity than was needed, but for the most part you liked to think you did pretty well
  262. >...Though it really didn't give you any clue to what had happened to Anon
  263. >From what he told you he hadn't eaten anything out of the ordinary, he didn't meet any new ponies and he didn't go anywhere other than work and home
  264. >And looking into your spell books didn't give you any solid leads...
  265. >...
  266. >...
  267. >...
  268. >You were going to have to examine it...
  269. >You were going to have to get up close and personal with the biggest ding-a-ling that you had ever laid eyes on
  270. >...Celestia help you...
  271. >You found yourself blushing hard at the thought, quickly summoning up a few more spell books so that you could REALLY explore all of your avenues
  272. >...But there was nothing
  273. >Maybe there might have been a book up at Canterlot or in the Crystal Empire that would shed a little light on Anon's condition but your library wasn't expansive enough
  274.  
  275. >...
  276. >...
  277. >...
  278. >Now
  279. >How the hay were you going to tell him that you needed to poke at his junk without getting slapped?
  280. >...
  281. >Should you throw out a joke to lighten the mood?
  282. >Did doctors do that?
  283. "...Anon?"
  284. >You peeked over your clipboard to look at the stallion, who was sitting on the edge of the examination table twiddling his thumbs
  285. >He looked up at you, his head cocked to the side
  286. >"Yeah, Twilight? Did you figure out what was wrong with me?"
  287. >Your mouth felt dry as you slowly shook your head
  288. "No. I couldn't find anything in my books and you didn't tell me anything all that useful," you say, ruffling your feathers nervously
  289. >Just come out and say it
  290. >Beating around the bush is only going to make this worse
  291. >SAY IT FILLY!
  292. "Sooooo... I was wondering if you'd be comfortable letting me examine your stallionhood a little more closely..."
  293. >Your eyes darted down to Anon's junk before you looked back up at him
  294. >...Then your eyes drifted back down at dat long, strong, green schlong
  295. >For a long, long moment Anon said nothing, his expression unreadable
  296. >You braced yourself, expecting him to start throwing things and calling you a pig and a mule and a--
  297. >"Alright."
  298. >Wat
  299. "W-What?"
  300. >Blushing as hard as you've ever seen him, Anon stood up
  301. >You couldn't help but notice his sheath jiggling as he did so
  302. >U-Unf~
  303. >"I know you're just trying to help, Twi, and there's no way I'm running halfway across town with this thing to go to the hospital."
  304. >Making a face, to beckoned you forward with a hand
  305. >"Just... just go easy on me will ya? I still don't have any idea how to work this thing."
  306. >You gulped, licking your lips as you took a small step forward; then another, then another, then another
  307. >Keep looking at Anon's face
  308. >Keep looking at his face
  309. >You're a gentlemare
  310. >You're here to help
  311. >Don'tdoanythingstupid!
  312. >When you got within arm's length you gave Anon a nervous smile
  313.  
  314. >He smiled nervously back at you as he shifted his weight to the balls of his feet and then to his heels
  315. >"...Do ...do you want me to sit back on the table or--"
  316. "No, no, standings fine!" you assured a LITTLE too loudly before you coughed. "No, It'll be easier for me if you stand. Thank you for asking. About what would be easier for me. The exam... touching..."
  317. >You coughed again, trying to collect yourself as you looked back down at the notes that you had managed to get
  318. >Which was pretty much buck all
  319. "Okie dokie. Now, I'm going to start off by touching you around your stallionhood and then I'll start prodding the sheath--"
  320. >Prodding was the worst thing that you could have said!
  321. >You should have used a softer word!
  322. >Prodding is too harsh of a word!
  323. "--And after that I'm going to need to take a look at your testicles--"
  324. >Why did you say prodding?!
  325. >He's going to get freaked out now!
  326. >He's going to freak out and he'll make you freak out and then the two of you will start screamingateachotherandthenAnonwillstartthrowingthingsandyou'llstartthrowingthingsandsomethingsgoingtocatchonfireandyourcastleisgoingtoburndownandyou'llbehomelessandYOUCANDOTHISFILLYSUCKITUP!
  327. "--And then I'm going to have to take a look at your penis. But don't worry about that right now; we'll just take this one step at a time and go as slow as you want. And if you're uncomfortable with anything that I do we can stop and try something else."
  328. >Though you're freaking THE BUCK OUT on the inside you still smile up at Anon as you floated your clipboard away from you
  329. "Does that sound alright?"
  330. >A mixture of both relief and terror filled you as Anon slowly nodded
  331. >"Yep. That sounds fine."
  332. >OhmygoshthisisgoingtogosowrongandAnon'sgoingtohateyouandyou'regoingtohateyouandwhenSpikefindsouthe'sgoingtohateyoubutthatodesn'tmatterbecausenoponycaresaboutSpikebutstillthat'sgoingtobeAWFUL!
  333. "G-Great. Now I'm going to start touching you now, a-alright?"
  334.  
  335. >Seeing Anon's silent nod of conformation, you slowly begin to reach up toward Anon's stallionhood
  336. >It looked even bigger up close...
  337. >You could see dozens of thick, thick veins running up and down his green and white sheath along with his testicles
  338. >His great big furry testicles that must be FILLED to the brim with cu--
  339. >Anon twitched as your hooves connect with his leg
  340. >You twitched in turn, your eyes darting up to his face
  341. "I'm not hurting you am I?" you quickly asked, pulling your hooves away
  342. >Anon shook his head
  343. >"Nah. It's just that your hooves are a little cold."
  344. "Oh my gosh! I'm sorry, I should have--"
  345. >"Twilight."
  346. >You flinched at the firmness in Anon's tone
  347. "Y-Yes?"
  348. >"I need you to take it easy. I know this is a little... weird but you're not going to help me if you start freaking out."
  349. >...
  350. >He's right
  351. >You do need to calm down...
  352. >Getting antsy over every little thing isn't going to help Anon
  353. >You opened your mouth to apologize but Anon just shook his head and gestured toward his stallionhood
  354. >...
  355. >Alright
  356. >You can do this
  357. >You. Can. Do. This.
  358. >Your horn glowed as you cast a simple yet very effective spell on your clipboard and your quill
  359. >Your clipboard flipped the page over so that the quill had a blank page to write on
  360. >The quill, in turn, tapped against the edge of the clipboard, ready to write
  361. >You could now focus all of your efforts on examing Anon as they recorded everything that you said
  362. >You once again reached up and placed your hooves on each of Anon's legs, about five inches above the knee
  363. "Upon close inspection Anon Y. Mous's penis seems to have taken on the features of a stallion's reproductive organ."
  364. >Your ears perked up as you heard your quill going to work, but you otherwise kept your eyes on the prize as it were
  365. >"His member is hidden within a sheath, complete with a prepuce."
  366. >You gently touched the skin of Anon's new sheath, trying to ignore the fact that his balls slapped together as you did this
  367.  
  368. "The skin seems to be thicker than the skin on his stomach and legs, and there seems to be a thin layer of fur covering both the sheath and the balls."
  369. >You could feel the weight of Anon's new cock as you moved his sheath to and fro, poking and prodding and exploring
  370. >Though Anon did his best to stand still so that you could do your work you could feel him beginning to squirm under your touch, his breathing a touch quicker than it had been just a moment ago
  371. "Though it seems to be very much similar to the stallionhood of a common equine upon first inspection, Anonymous's phallus is overly large. So large in fact that it should be impossible for his body to support such an organ."
  372. >You ran your hoof along the length of his sheath, trying to feel any inconsistencies or spot anything out of the ordinary
  373. "From what he has told me and what I have observed for myself, Anonymous's kind achieves an erection through blood flowing to the organ which is caused by arousal or by sensual touch, but, even though there are numerous veins on the sheath and the testicles, there should be no possible way that he should be able to achieve an erection."
  374. >Your nostrils flared slightly, taking in Anon's musk
  375. >You were SO CLOSE to it...
  376. "B-But Anonymous has insisted that he is able to achieve a full and lasting e-erection. This, along with his transformation, has led me to believe that magic of an unknown means has been cast on him without his k-knowledge."
  377. >Anon twitched hard as you reached down and grabbed one of his balls, lifting it up slightly to feel it's weight
  378. >Anon gasped again, and though you didn't notice it, as focused on his balls as you were, his cock twitched in its sheath
  379. "His testicles, likewise, seem to be just as overly large. The fur is thinner on his sack, though it seems to be similar to the fur on his sheath."
  380. >Though you didn't see it, Anon bit his lip as you gave his ball a gentle squeeze
  381. >His cock twitched again, its tip poking out for the world to see
  382.  
  383. "While it is yet unknown they appear to be--epp!"
  384. >You reeled back as something poked your nose
  385. >OhsweetCelestiathescrunchisreal!
  386. >Your wings flared out, desperately trying to reach out to grab something so that you wouldn't fall over
  387. >As "luck" would have it one of your wings DID manage to grab a hold of something so that you wouldn't fall over
  388. >That thing was also the thing that had booped your nose
  389. >Something hard and something veiny that was wet at the tip
  390. >Anon let out a soft moan as the thing THROBBED at your touch, spurting something thick and gooey into your fea--
  391. >...
  392. >You blinked as you regained your balance, letting your wing snap back to your side
  393. >There, not three inches from your face, was Anon's penis, mouth-wateringly huge even though you couldn't see the medial ring
  394. >Your eyes crossed to look at the thing
  395. >...
  396. >Oh...
  397. >Your eyes snapped down toward your wing
  398. >Sure enough, your feathers were COATED in a white, sticky substance
  399. >Your nostrils flared once more as your eyes darted back toward Anon's cock
  400. >...
  401. >You found yourself speechless as you looked at it
  402. >Wow...
  403. >"Shit! Twilight, I swear to god I didn't mean it!" Anon shimmered, trying to take a step back. "I-I tried to ignore it but all of the touching and--FUCK!"
  404. >Leaning forward, you gently blew on the tip of his cock
  405. >Anon's breathing hitched as his member throbbed and a few more inches of it slipped out of its sheath
  406. >You were statue-still as the flared, pre-soaked tip brushed against your cheek
  407. >You could feel its heat against your face, you could smell the overpowering musk that was threatening to turn your brain into mush
  408. "A-Anon's stallionhood appears to be l-larger than o-originally anticipated."
  409. >Sweet Celestia it was SO WARM...
  410. >Another glob of pre cum, pearly white and the consistency of honey, spurted from the tip, coating your cheek
  411. "L-Likewise, he seems t-to produce sperm a-at an alarming r-rate..."
  412. >Automatically, you stuck out your tongue to lap the cum up
  413.  
  414. >Anon's cock jumped again, but this time you quickly reached out and grabbed it with a hoof
  415. >...
  416. >It was so big...
  417. "A-And, I... I-I mean... s-science and..."
  418. >Your hoof couldn't even wrap around it...
  419. >And it was still GROWING
  420. >Your nostrils flared again as you pressed your cheek against Anon's length, an eager little whimper escaping your throat
  421. >Oh sweet Celestia...
  422. >The smell was driving you CRAZY...
  423. >And the TASTE...
  424. >Anon gritted his teeth as you ran your tongue along the side of his cockhead
  425. >"T-Twilight! What the FUCK do you--"
  426. >He tried to take a step back but a quick spell binded his feet to the floor
  427. >Twilight.exe has crashed
  428. >HornyTwilight.jpag is now online
  429. >You began peppering the underside of his cock with kisses
  430. >Anon gasped, his hips bucking in surprise as you gave his stallionhood a squeeze with your hoof
  431. >A few more inches slipped out of his sheath, giving you more to kiss
  432. >With a hungry groan you found yourself gently (and somewhat awkwardly) jerking him off as you began to lick the pre that was dripping down his cockhead and onto his length in broad, greedy strokes
  433. >"T-Twilight... S-Stop..."
  434. >You took a step back so that his tip was once again booping your nose
  435. >With an almost drunken giggle you kissed it, your heart pounding in your chest as you watched his cock jump at your touch
  436. >You were doing this...
  437. >You shivered as another spurt of cum fired from Anon's tip, coating the tip of you nose and your mouth
  438. >Oh sweet Celestia you were going to EXPLODE...
  439. >With some quick, on-the-fly math you realized that your mouth was JUST big enough to accommodate the monster in front of you, but there was no way that you'd be able to get more than a few inches of that thing onto your mouth
  440. >Though you had heard Rainbow boasting about her deepthroating skills you hadn't even KISSED a stallion before today, much less put his penis into your mouth...
  441. >But that didn't mean you weren't going to try
  442.  
  443. >By now Anon's member had slipped fully out of its sheath, hanging proudly before you, defying gravity with its bigness
  444. >You could see it throb with his heartbeat, you could see his cockhead twitch and you could nearly HEAR his balls churning with all of that yummy cum of his
  445. >This thing belonged on a MANTICORE, yet here it was in between of this cute little stallion in front of you
  446. >In the back of your mind there was a part of you that was SCREAMING for you to stop
  447. >You were taking advantage of your friend, you were forcing a stallion to do something that he obviously didn't want to do, you were going to get in trouble, you needed to stop and apologize before it was too late
  448. >This was rape, you were going to let everypony that you loved and respected down, you were better than this, you had more self control than this
  449. >But you could feel the cum that had collected on your feathers, you could feel Anon's cock throb as you nuzzled and kissed it, you could hear Anon moan as his cock flared under your touch...
  450. >Though you didn't notice, you tail began to slowly raise as your mind became more and more hazy
  451. >Fantasy after fantasy flashed through your head as you lapped at Anon's delicious and seemingly endless pre cum
  452. >And why not enjoy yourself for a little while?
  453. >You could help Anon out after you were done
  454. >And you were sure that the slut would enjoy it whatever you did to him anyway
  455. >...Yeah
  456. >You bet that he came in here on purpose just to try to rile you up...
  457. >Well it worked
  458. >You were nice and riled
  459. >But not as riled up as HE was going to be in a few minutes...
  460. >Licking up another burst of pre, you unfurled your wings
  461. >Anon's breathing hitched as your ran your wingtips along his medial ring
  462. >"S-Stop... T-Twi..."
  463. >You giggled as you opened your mouth as wide as you could, wrapping your lips around his cockhead and starting to gently suck
  464. >You groaned as you felt him throb in your mouth, quickly swallowing the spurting of pre that launched out of his tip
  465.  
  466. >OH. SWEET. LUNA. YES.
  467. >Anon reached out and placed his hands on your head
  468. >"S-Stop..."
  469. >He weakly tried to push you away, but you just giggled through your mouthful
  470. >Anon tensed, his eyes snapping shut as he sucked in a mouthful of air through his teeth
  471. >His hips bucked a little more firmly as your wing tips slowly dragged across either side of his length
  472. >You were rewarded with another spurt of cum, this one forcing you to swallow multiple times so that you wouldn't choke on it
  473. >Alright Twilight; no teeth, don't gag, and remember to look up at him the whole time
  474. >Stallions LOVE when you make eye contact
  475. >With about a dozen articles on how to orally please a stallion coming to mind, you began to bob your head up and down, taking as much of his cock as you dared
  476. >At first it was only about two or three inches-- even though you could fit him into your mouth it was a TIGHT fit-- but soon you found your throat relaxing, which allowed you to take more and more of him with each bob of the head
  477. >Your other hoof reached up and joined its sister, gently stroking Anon's member along with your wings
  478. >"S-Sto... St..."
  479. >You let out a moan as you felt him twitch in your mouth
  480. >Closing your eyes, you forced his tip up against the back of your throat
  481. >Ears pinning back against your head, you then began to swallow
  482. "gluf.. gudflf... gulkem~"
  483. >Anon's fingers tugged at your mane, weakly trying to push you away once more, but with another hard suckle you felt his grip go slack
  484. >"T-Tw... ai..."
  485. >You held the position for a few moments
  486. >With tears forming in the corners of your eyes you looked up at Anon
  487. >His face was flushed, his eyes were hazy
  488. >He let out a whine as your wing dipped down to tickle his balls
  489. >Not five minutes ago he had been running around in here like he had the biggest teats on the block but now you had him a shaking, whimpering mess...
  490. >You hummed at the thought, reaching down with a hoof to help ease the heat building up in between your legs
  491. >Yeeessssss~
  492.  
  493. >Releasing him from your mouth with a pop, you looked up at him and smiled even as you continued to let your wings tease his length
  494. >The flexible appendages wrapped around him just behind the medial ring and gently squeezed
  495. >"A-Aha~"
  496. >Your smile widened as a burst of cum spurted onto your face
  497. >Hmm~
  498. >You opened your mouth nice and wide, placing his flared tip against the tip of your tongue
  499. >His tip was starting to expand
  500. >He was going to cum
  501. >You were going to make a stallion cum
  502. >And not only were you going to make a stallion cum, you were going to make the BIGGEST stallion that you've ever SEEN cum
  503. >And you were going to have it ALL
  504. >With that single thought in mind you renewed your assault
  505. >Your wings went into overdrive, stroking and touching and teasing as you kissed and licked and suckled to your hearts contefndkfjbvdkfjbd!
  506. >You shivered, groaning as your orgasm seemed to come out of nowhere
  507. >You darted forward, sinking yourself onto Anon's engorged organ once more as your whole body tensed
  508. >You shut your eyes as tightly as you could, sucking hard and tickling the tip of Anon's urethra with the tip of your tongue
  509. >"Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck..."
  510. >You could feel Anon straining against his magical binds with all of his might
  511. >Your eyes snapped open as his cockhead flared in your mouth so much that your jaw felt like it was going to break
  512. >Ohbuckfillyhereitcomes!!
  513. >Realizing what was about to happen you closed your eyes again, moaning as loud as you could with all of that delicious, delicious cock in your mouth
  514. >And just like that Anon was cumming
  515. >The first load hit the back of your throat like a punch, filling your already full mouth entirely and even forcing a bit of it to come out of your nose
  516. >Continuing to firmly rub your overly sensative clit you desperately swallowed, managing to move your head back so that just his tip was in your mouth
  517. >Another load, this one just as big as the first one, fired into your mouth
  518. >And then another
  519.  
  520. >And then another
  521. >And then another; thick and gooey and AMAZING
  522. >Your eyes half opened as you drank your fill, cum dripping out of the sides of your mouth and out of your nose
  523. >You couldn't breath
  524. >Your chest was burning from the lack of oxygen
  525. >You were going to drown in this impossible amount of cum...
  526. >You groaned again, your eye lids fluttering closed as your second orgasm of the day washed over you
  527. >Just as your vision started to darken you pulled yourself again
  528. "Huuuuuuuuuh!"
  529. >You tried to suck in as much oxygen as you could
  530. >Your horn, which had been glowing the whole time so that you could hold Anon in place, sputtered out
  531. >This gave Anon ample opportunity to thrust his hips freely
  532. >You leaned away with a half-yelp, enveloping his length with both of your wings
  533. >"GoddammitfuckingshitFUCKFUCKFUCK!"
  534. >Two more MASSIVE spurts cloaked your wings before Anon stumbled away from you
  535. >You fell to your side with a groan, breathing hard and absolutely COVERED in cum
  536. >...
  537. >...
  538. >...
  539. >You just raped a colt, Twilight Spacejam Sparkle
  540. >Your afterglow was cut short as the sudden and HORRIBLE realization hit you like a freight train
  541. >You held down a stallion and forced him against his will
  542. >Anon was going to run out of this room and he was going to get somepony
  543. >The entire town was going to find out what you did!
  544. >You'd be lucky if you were just banished from Equestria
  545. >You were, you were--
  546. >You yelped as someone grabbed you by the withers and hoisted you bodily up into the air
  547. >You yelped again as that person then dropped you onto your back on onto your examination table
  548. >What?!
  549. >Did Anon already find somepony?!
  550. >How did he manage to round up an angry mob this fast?!
  551. >Look up, you saw that it wasn't, in fact, a mob or Princess Celestia or anypony like that
  552. >It was Anon, red-faced and sweaty and with a wild look in his eyes
  553. >Startled, you tried to get up but a pair of hands forced you to the edge of the table
  554.  
  555. >Anon thrusted his hips and his stallionhood, which was still rock hard, slid up your sodden slit until the tip was resting in the middle of your tummy
  556. >Your legs twitched in arousal as Anon's length throbbed
  557. >"You better hold onto your fucking butt, Sparkle," he growled, leaning down to nip hard at your neck. "Cause we're not fucking DONE yet~"
  558. >You found yourself shivering as he bucked his hips again
  559. >There was no way that you'd be able to take all of him, you realized, if you tried he'd split you in half
  560. >...But, you knew a few spells that might help with that...
  561. >You found yourself grinning like a madmare as you licked the bit of cum that was hanging from your lips
  562. >This WAS just like in your Doujins!
  563.  
  564. ~_~_~~_~_~_~
  565.  
  566. >Be Celestia
  567. >Almost known as Her Majesty, Your Highness, De Most Dope and, on occasion, the Bestia
  568. >Today had been a pretty good day
  569. >Court had been relatively tame today, your paperwork had been light and as far as you knew no possibly world-ending events had occurred while you weren't looking
  570. >You were sitting on the royal bean bag chair enjoying a cuppa as you stared at the fire that was crackling merrily in your fireplace
  571. >Hmm...
  572. >There was just... SOMETHING about a fire...
  573. >Something that REALLY satisfied the mare in you...
  574. >Buck yeah...
  575. >You were about to take another sip of your tea when a scroll popped into existence right above your head
  576. >Holyhaythisisnotadrillfillygrabthatthang!
  577. >Before the scroll could drop an inch you snatched it out of the air with your magic
  578. "Oh? A letter from Twilight?" you mused, looked at the seal. "I wonder what it's about..."
  579. >Friendship
  580.  
  581. >It was always, in some form, about friendship; always with the friendship with that filly...
  582. >You smiled at the thought, quickly setting down your tea and popping the seal
  583. >To your surprise, it wasn't Spike or even Twilight's hoofwriting:
  584.  
  585. Dear Princess Celestia,
  586.  
  587. A couple of weeks ago I found myself with a new attachment that had, at first, freaked me the fuck out, but after I showed it to Twilight and we ran a few... tests I realized that what I got wasn't all that bad. In fact, the longer that I had it the more I realized how AWESOME it was. Today Twilight, who has been studying my new equipment RIGOROUSLY for the past couple of weeks, has finally traced my "gift" back to its source.
  588.  
  589. >You found yourself gulping, your wings ruffling against your side, but still you read on
  590.  
  591. I want to come up to Canterlot to thank you personally if you don't mind. I really do appreciate what you gave me. Twilight wanted to come up so the two of us could show you just how much we appreciate it but I'm making sure that she keeps off her hooves. From what the doctor that we visited the other day said she's going to be a mommy soon, and you know how that is I'm sure.
  592.  
  593. >A mommy?
  594. >Twilight's pregnant?
  595. >But how?
  596. >The spell you casted shouldn't have...
  597.  
  598. If I were you I'd take a few days off, Princess. I have a lot of thanking to do when I get up there. Also, I hope you're queen-sized.
  599.  
  600. Yours,
  601.  
  602. Anonymous

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