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Lyra Found Your Porn

By lapsbin
Created: 2021-01-05 01:07:06
Expiry: Never
anonymouslyra heartstrings

  1. >Be Lyra
  2. >Otherwise known as secret agent mint green harp pone
  3. >You were on a mission
  4. >A dangerous mission where, if you weren't careful, the result of failure would end in very bad things
  5. >You had to be stealthy
  6. >You had to be like the wind
  7. >You had to be--
  8. >"For Celestia's sake, Lyra, will you stop rolling around like that? You're going to knock something over."
  9. >You paused in the middle of one of your patented super-secret art of rolling around on the ground while you covered your eyes to look up at an annoyed Bonbon and Roseluck
  10. >They were both giving you that look
  11. >You know the one
  12. >The What-are-you-doing-filly-I-can't-believe-that-I'm-you're-friend-for-Celestia's-sake look
  13. >While such a look would have made your snozzle scrunch this time you overlooked it
  14. >It wasn't their fault that they weren't super ninja's like you
  15. >They didn't have a ninja way. Believe it
  16. "I'm not going to knock anything over," you told them, rolling onto your back and kicking your hoofsies. "I'm just being sneaky."
  17. >With a tired sigh, Bonbon walked over and pulled you to your hooves
  18. >"Ever since we got in here you've been rolling around like a crazy pony, Lyra."
  19. >You nodded
  20. "Yep, and because I've been doing that Anon doesn't know that we're in his house."
  21. >"Anon doesn't know we're in his house because he isn't IN his house," Roseluck sing-songed
  22. >Your muzzle scrunched up as you looked over at her
  23. >...
  24. >You keep smiling filly...
  25. >The second that muh ninja powers awaken...
  26. >How shaking her head, Bonbon nudged you
  27. >"Come on. Let's go and look at this glowing box thing that you keep talking about before Anon gets back."
  28. "It's called a com-poo-turn, Bonnie," you said with a little wiggle
  29.  
  30. >Bonnie's nose scrunched up
  31. >"Just show us where the thing is so we can look at Anon's "dirty" pictures."
  32. >You heard the sarcasm in her voice
  33. >But you didn't say anything
  34. >You knew that Bonbon didn't believe that Anon had any dirty magazines or picture cut-outs
  35. >Colts didn't have that sort of stuff, she had insisted, especially a pure as the driven snow stallion like Anon
  36. >And she was right
  37. >Anon didn't have dirty magazines or pictures that he had hidden under his mattress or in his sock drawer where he kept his unmentionables
  38. > You know. You looked
  39. >He had all of that stuff on that glowing box that he had set up in his bedroom
  40. >You had gotten Anon to show you a whole bunch of stuff on it, from his weird humey movies to weird articles and pictures of humey world animals
  41. >And one day, as the two of you were looking through his computer, you noticed a "foil" that he wouldn't click on
  42. >When you asked him about it he did that colty thing where he tried to change the subject but, you being the marely mare that you were, had bothered him about it until he carried you out of his house
  43. >Though you didn't actually know what the "Not Porn" foil held in it you had a feeling that it was going to hold what you had been looking for since Anon's house had landed in the empty lot beside your house
  44. >You wanted to see weird alien porn
  45. >You always wanted to see what a human women looked like without any clothes on
  46. >Anon had told you that they had these big ol' teats on their chest but you didn't believe him
  47. >Why would they be there when it made so much more sense to have them on your tummy?
  48. >How would the baby humey even suck on its mommy's teats?
  49. >Would it have to climb up the mommy's leg, or would the mommy have to get down on all fours?
  50. >It was nonsense
  51. >Nonsense you say
  52. >...
  53. >BUT, even so, you wanted to see it
  54. >So you had brought your naysayer best sis and Roseluck, along with her sisters, who were keeping watch outside, so you could prove them wrong
  55.  
  56. >You'd show them that Anon had dirty pictures on his com-poo-turn, you'd prove Bonnie wrong, and you'd get to see naked human mares n-no homo
  57. >It'd be a win-win for everypony involved
  58. >"Now, are you sure that you know how to use Anon's magical box thingy?" Rosey asked as you led her and Bonny upstairs. "I don't want him coming home to see that we accidently broke the thing."
  59. "Don't worry about it," you said with a wave of your hoof. "I've watched Anon use it enough to know what I'm doing."
  60. >Probably
  61. >"Are you SURE?" Bonny asked, giving you a meaningful look
  62. >You nodded
  63. "Yep, I'm positive."
  64. >Ninety percent positive
  65. >Maybe eighty-five
  66. >But that was still pretty good
  67. >After checking Anon's bedroom door for any boobytraps, since you were a ninja and ninja's had to look out for that sort of thing, you threw open the door and walked in like you owned the place
  68. >Anon's bedroom was like it always was
  69. >Clean, neat, the bed was made and their wasn't a single article of clothing on the floor unfortunately, and it smelled like stallion
  70. >In the corner of the room there was a plain little wooden desk with a black wheely chair right next to it
  71. >And on that desk was Anon's com-poo-turn
  72. >Whoo!
  73. >It looked like it was one already!
  74. >AWESOME!
  75. >Making happy mint hores/ninja noises, you trotted over to the desk and hopped into the chair
  76. >Your two friends were a bit slower making their way toward the desk
  77. >They were nervous, looking around as they stayed close to the ground
  78. >Silly fillies
  79. >Your ninja senses would tell you if anypony else was in the room
  80. >And, since they weren't going off, that meant that you were a-okay
  81.  
  82. >"So how do we get this thing to work?" Bonny asked, poking her head over the top of the desk as you scooted forward. "Do we need to say some sort of password or..."
  83. "Nope" you chirped, getting comfortable. "All I gotta do is use this moose--"
  84. >You tapped the little plastic hickey next to the letter typer
  85. "--and it's clicky thing and we can get a'looking."
  86. >"And you're SURE that you know where Anon keeps his pictures on this thing?" Rosey asked, leaning up on the desk to get a better look
  87. "Yep! Now watch me work my magic ladies!"
  88. >Grabbing the moose, you dragged it to the little white flag thing and used the clicky bit
  89. >A screen popped up, and underneath that there was a space where you could type letters using the letter typer
  90. >Which led you to your first problem
  91. >The letters on the letter typer were small
  92. >You couldn't use them with your hooves, and while you were looking into jutsu that would give you a pair of hoof spiders of your own that was still a long ways away from coming to fruition
  93. >But you had a plan
  94. >A stroke of genius that would overcome this daunting obstacle
  95. >Your horn glowed, and with a spell you grabbed two pencils and some tape from the desk
  96. >Putting the pencils on your hooves you then taped them up, securing them
  97. >"Will you hurry up, Lyra? Anon could get back at any minute."
  98. "Shush. I'm painting muh masterpiece."
  99. >"It's just tape and some pen--"
  100. "SHUSH!"
  101. >You slowly brought one of the pencils toward the letter typer
  102. >Sticking your tongue out, you pressed the N button
  103. >Come on baby...
  104. >Work; work for momma...
  105. >Your eyes darted to the screen as you pressed down on the letter
  106. >...
  107. >And there it was!
  108. >There, in the little box, was an N
  109. >And above that box it showed everything in Anon's computer that started out with the letter
  110.  
  111. >HAH!
  112. >SUCK IT EVOLUTION!
  113. >Giving Bonny a grin, which she rolled her eyes to, the sourpuss, you began to type out the rest of the letters
  114. >O, P, O, R, N
  115. >Usually, the more letters of something that was written you'd be able to see it on the findy box easier
  116. >But, for some reason or another, you didn't see the No porn foil until you had typed all of the letters and pressed the enter key
  117. >"Did you guys hear that?" Rosey asked, looking over her shoulder
  118. >You quickly shook your head, not moving your gaze from the screen
  119. "Nope. I didn't hear anything."
  120. >Bonbon, with a frown on her face, also looked over her shoulder
  121. >"Why? What did you hear?" she asked
  122. >Rosey, with a frown on her face, shrugged
  123. >"I don't know," she huffed, blowing a bit of mane out of her face. "I just thought I heard... something."
  124. >Tearing off one of the pencils, you quickly grabbed the moose and dragged it over to the foil
  125. >It looked like it was one of those zipped foils that Anon had showed you once
  126. >They were kind of a pain when you wanted to look at a lot of pictures really fast but Anon had also taught you how to turn them back into regular foils
  127. >Leaning forward, you double clicked it
  128. BANG!
  129. >Both Bonnie and Rosey jumped
  130. >"What the buck was that?!" Bonbon whisper-shouted. "Rose, weren't your sister's supposed to signal us if Anon was coming home?"
  131. >A frown came to your face as a little box popped up on the screen
  132. //Are you sure that you wish to open this file?//
  133. //Yes No//
  134. >"Yeah! That's what they told me. They're supposed to be out there right now!"
  135. >"Then what the HAY was that?!"
  136. >It's FOIL, you silly magical box
  137. >And yes, you'd very much like to open it
  138. >...Please
  139.  
  140. >Dragging the moose toward the yes, you clicked it
  141. BANG!
  142. >"Is that... is that coming from the bucking closet?!"
  143. >"What is that glowing?! What's making that noise?!"
  144. //Are you sure?//
  145. //Yes No//
  146. >You snorted
  147. >Of course you were sure!
  148. >You wouldn't have clicked on the yes button if you weren't sure!
  149. >Stop stalling magical machine!
  150. >Reveal to me your lewd secrets!
  151. >Your eyes narrowed as you once again dragged the clicker toward the yes button
  152. >You could heard Bonnie saying something as she grabbed your side but you ignored her
  153. >He had porn on this com-poo-turn and you were going to see all of it
  154. >ALL. OF. IT.
  155. >You clicked the button again
  156. >For a moment the room became unnaturally silent
  157. >The sun, which had been shining through the window, flickered like a candle
  158. >The air grew colder and it felt like some... THING was in the room with you
  159. >Something bad
  160. >You shivered as you felt something slide down your side, something wet and slimy and that smelled like the ocean
  161. //Alright//
  162. //Don't say that I didn't warn ya//
  163.  
  164. >Be Caramel
  165. >It was another horsetastic day
  166. >You and just gotten your paycheck, the cute mare that you had been talking to finally asked you out on a date, and you had even managed to take your ol' buddy Anon out to lunch
  167. >It was just the two of you, come tea and cakes, and some good conversation
  168. >You really wished for more nice little days like this
  169. >No drama, no horse apples, just you and a good buddy who you could gossip with
  170. >And sweet Celestia above did you LOVE to gossip
  171. "So I said, "Boy, I ain't pla--"
  172.  
  173.  
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  175. ̸̸̺͙͉̼ͮ̆͊́̓
  176. ̶͈̫̖̥̅̃̾̏
  177.  
  178.  
  179. "RGTbindlfndlk!"
  180. >Spitting out a mouthful of double concentrate, lemon Earl Grey, you yelped as every hair on your body stood on end
  181. >Wide-eyed, you quickly looked over your wither
  182. "What the bu--efkjndelknlk!"
  183. >In your haste to find whatever the BUCK was making that noise you looked back a little too quickly and lost your balance
  184. >Freaked out and now off balance, you flailed a bit, trying your hardest to regain your ba--
  185. "OMPH!"
  186. >You grunted as you fell face first into the dirt, your rump sticking high up into the air
  187. >...
  188. >10/10
  189. >You did it colt
  190. >Now freaked out and dizzy AND embarrassed, you quickly scrambled to your hooves
  191. "What the hay was that?! Anon did you hear that? What was that?!"
  192. >Poking your head over the table you saw that your human chum was calmly sipping his head, an eyebrow raised
  193. >You could see him looking off into the distance as he swallowed and set his cup down
  194. >"That little turd went on my computer without asking me, didn't she?" he muttered with a frown
  195. >His nose went full scrunch mode as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of bits
  196. >"I bet you she was looking for my porn too. How the heck did she even get onto it? She'd need to use the keyboard and..."
  197. >Keyboards?
  198. >Porn?
  199.  
  200. >What the hay was Anon talking about?!
  201. >Before you could properly process what was happening, Anon had placed his bits on the counter and was on his feet
  202. >"Give me like five minutes, Caramel. I gotta go see what my silly neighbor's have gotten herself into."
  203. >You watched as Anon then began to wal--
  204. >HOLYSHITWHATWASWRONGWITHTHEBUCKINGSKY?!
  205. >"She better not have deleted anything... That collection's fucking one of a kind..."
  206. >You tore your gaze from the sky to see your humey friend making his way down the street
  207. "A-Anon wait!" you shouted. "Where are you g-going? Get back here a-and let somepony else handle it. A-Anon?!"
  208. >Anon didn't stop his walking, which left you in a difficult position
  209. >Did you stay here and let whatever the BUCK was going on solve itself?
  210. >Or did you go with your friend like any good bro would?
  211. >...
  212. >Your nose scrunched up as you looked down at your tea
  213. >Your expensive, imported tea that was still half full
  214. >...
  215. >Buck...
  216. "A-Anon! Wait for me!"
  217. >Leaping over your chair, and almost eating shit when one of your hooves slapped against the top of it, you ran after your big green friend
  218. >Above you it looked like somepony had cracked the sky
  219. >The numerous, spider web-like cracks covered all that you could see
  220. >There was a blackness peeking through those cracks
  221. >A blackness that hurt your eyes to look at
  222. >When you looked at it it almost felt like something was... trying to pull you into it...
  223. >Tearing your gaze from the ruined sky with a shudder, you looked down the street
  224. >This was a route that you had walked many times
  225. >It was the way to Anon's nice little two story house
  226. >Though it might have looked a little... victorian for your taste it was the perfect fit for your big friend
  227. >Said big friend was looking toward his house with a frown
  228. >It was the kind of frown that he wore whenever he brought the spray bottle out...
  229. >Curling into yourself you said nothing as the two of you turned the corner
  230.  
  231. >There, not half a block away was Anon's house
  232. >...
  233. "Oh my sweet Celestia..."
  234. >You stopped in your tracks
  235. >Something had surrounded Anon's house
  236. >Long and black, it wrapped around his house like a thorn bush
  237. >This black, unnatural, fearful substance didn't appear to be coming from anywhere
  238. >Upon closer inspection you notice, to your horror, that whatever was around Anon's house was a... living object
  239. >You could see it pulse and sway and ooze a foul smelling black oily substance
  240. >It was just there, surrounding the house like a pack of wolves surrounded a wounded buck, moving as it guided by a breeze
  241. >As you gazed upon this now and forever more damned house a overwhelming fear seized you
  242. >You animal instincts, the lowest of your brain's functions, roared at you to flee, to get away from this otherworldly mass that smelled of the deepest parts of the sea and rotting fish
  243. >But it was as if something was holding you there
  244. >You could feel maddness gnawing at the edges of your psyche, stealing your senses and--
  245. >"Hey! Bad vines! BAD!"
  246. >You could see Anon marching forward his house, seemingly unaffected by all of this BUCKING HORSE APPLES
  247. >In the front yard you could see that some of the black, eel-like vines had come up from the ground
  248. >In their clutches were Lily and Daisy, both of whom were completely out cold
  249. >...
  250. >Hopefully they were just out cold
  251. >"Bad vines! BAD! What did I say about messing up my yard?!"
  252. >Walking up onto his porch Anon grabbed a broom
  253. >Hefting it threateningly, he marched off his porch, walked over to the vines wrapped around the two mare's unmoving forms, and began smacking them
  254. >"Bad! BAD! You go home right now! Go home right now and leave my yard alone! BAD! Bad Vines!"
  255. >To your immense surprise the vines seemed to reel back with each of Anon's strikes
  256. >Anon, brow furrowed, followed them, swinging his broom all the while
  257.  
  258. >Whatever was holding you in place released you as the vines quickly disappeared into the ground, leaving both Lily and Daisy lying on the lawn
  259. >With a gasp, you stumbled forward, your head aching and with a thin sheen of sweat all over your body
  260. >You had to get away
  261. >You had to warn everypony
  262. >This was no joke
  263. >These things were--
  264. >"Hey Caramel, come over here and help me with these two please!"
  265. >...
  266. >Buck...
  267. >He said please...
  268. >...
  269. >Curse your good manners...
  270. >Though everything in your body was telling you to hightail it the other way, you trotted toward Anon and his super crazy house
  271. >Walking onto his lawn you saw that he had both Lily and Daisy on their backs
  272. >Both mares appeared to be breathing, thank Celestia
  273. "A-Anon, do you t-think we should m-maybe get o-out of here?" you asked, nervously looking up at his house.
  274. >With a grunt, Anon picked Lily up a bit and began to tap her cheek with a hand
  275. >"Nah, everything's fine. If one of those vines give you any problems just hit them a couple of times with the broom," he advised. "They don't like that too much. Now come on little flower horse. It's time to get up. Time to wakey-wakey."
  276. >It took a little bit of patience and elbow grease, and by elbow grease you meant slapping, but eventually you saw Lily stir
  277. >The mare's face contorted and she began thrashing as if in the middle of some horrible nightmare
  278. >"He's the keeper of the gate," you could hear her murmur, fear etched in her tone. "He's the key. He's the one that watches all. We cannot hide from his many eyes. He is all--OW!"
  279. >Lily's body twitched as Anon reeled back one of his hands and BITCH SLAPPED that filly
  280. >Her eyes snapped open and she reared up, nearly headbutting the human in the process
  281. >"WHO?! WHAT?!"
  282. >She looked up at Anon's house
  283. >"WHAT THE BUCK IS ALL OF THAT?!"
  284.  
  285. >Tenderly rubbing Lily's cheek, which already had a red mark forming on it, Anon pulled the hysterical mare against him
  286. >"There we go!" he chirped as he reached over and grabbed the still unconscious Daisy. "Now let's get the two of you inside. After I see what the hell's going on upstairs I'll wake your sister up and I'll give you both some juice."
  287. >"B-But that vines, and, and the--"
  288. >"Some nice cold orange juice will fix the two of you right up!"
  289. >Standing up with the mares in tow, Anon made his way onto his porch
  290. >"Hey Caramel, could you be a dear and open the door for me?"
  291. >Your eyes darted up t-toward the v-vines
  292. >...
  293. >W-Were those eyes?
  294. >Did t-those vines had mou--
  295.  
  296.  
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  298.  
  299.  
  300. "THEIRnekjbk!"
  301. >You charged toward the porch, reaching down and grabbing Anon's broom
  302. >Gottagetawaygottagetawaygottagetaway!
  303. >Running past the human, you threw open the door
  304. >Gottagofastgottagofastgottagofast!
  305. >You ran though Anon's living room and into his kitchen wild-eyed
  306. >To your relief you saw nothing spooky there
  307. >It was just a plain old completely normal kitchen
  308. >...
  309. >You were safe
  310. >SAFE
  311. >Panting, you fell to the floor with a smile on your face, just happy to be alive
  312. >"Hey, if you want any juice I'd be more than happy to give you a glass too, big guy," your human pal said, walking into the kitchen
  313. >You could hear Lily babbling about big-bads and never-seers and a bunch of horse apples like that but you barely listened to her
  314. >Sneaking a peek up at Anon you saw that he still looked okay
  315. >Like seeing mind-shredding vines with eyes and mouths was an everyday thing with him
  316. "A-Anon," you whispered, shaking like a leaf. "What's going on? W-What are t-those things?"
  317. >Setting the mares down at his table, Anon gave you a carefree smile
  318.  
  319. >"Oh don't worry about it," he said with a wave of his hand. "It's nothing."
  320. >...Nothing?
  321. >NOTHING?!
  322. >WHAT THE BUCK WAS HE TALKING ABOUT?!
  323. >HE COULDN'T CALL WHAT WAS OUTSIDE NO--"
  324. "W-Wait! Where are y-you going, A-Anon?!"
  325. >"I'm going up to my room for a second, Caramel," Anon said as he made his way out of the kitchen. "I'll just be a second. Get something from my fridge if you're thirsty."
  326. >You looked around the kitchen
  327. >Daisy was loudly snoring and Lily appeared to be talking backwards, her eyes staring at something on the table that wasn't there
  328. >...
  329. "A-Anon, wait for me!"
  330. >Running out of the kitchen, you turned the corner and raced up the stairs after your human pal
  331. >With each step you took you could hear whispers in languages that you couldn't even begin to understand
  332. >A weight began pressing down on your body and you could feel bile coming to your throat
  333. >Upon making it to the top of the stairs you could see Anon standing in the middle of the hallway with his hands on his hips
  334. >The hallway was pitch black you noticed
  335. >It was an uncomfortable darkness, a hungry, bleak blackness that wanted to swallow everything
  336. >In this darkness you could see figures moving, shifting, twisting and elongating
  337. >The whispers were even louder, and it felt like there was a great weight bearing down on your body
  338. >You could smell the ocean here; the smell of salt and water and dead things that would never--
  339. >"They didn't even bother closing the door," Anon said to himself, shaking his head before he began walking toward the partially opened door at the end of the hall. "Lyra! You better not be in there!"
  340. >Heart pounding in your chest, you raced after the human, pressing yourself tightly against his side
  341. >Everythingwasgoingtobealright
  342. >Anonsaidyouweregoingtobeokaysothatmeantyouweregoingtobeokay
  343. >Youjustneededtostaycalmcolt
  344. >Don'tfreakout!
  345. >...
  346. >SWEETCELESTIAYOUWEREGOINGTODIE!
  347.  
  348. >A whimper escaped your throat as the door swung open by it's own power
  349. >Entering the room you you noticed that the darkness was most concentrated here
  350. >But there was a light that the darkness would not devour
  351. >It was pale, artificial light which allowed you to see Anon's entire bedroom
  352. >You could see Roseluck sitting in the corner of the room, rocking back and forth
  353. >You could also see Bonbon struggling against some of the veins with a look of exasperated frustration/irritation on her face
  354. >You could also see the silhouette of a mare that was sitting in front of whatever was making the li--
  355. >"None of that," Anon said, slapping a hand over your eyes. "Some things you aren't meant to see, little pone."
  356. >Giving your head a pat, Anon made his way over to the light and toward the mare, whose tail was wagging back and forth happily
  357. >"Lyra," he called
  358. >The mare in the chair, at least you think she was sitting in a chair, stiffened before turning around
  359. >"Oh... hello, Anon!" she chirped nervously. "We were just, um..."
  360. >Leaning over, Anon took something out of the mare's hooves
  361. >You could hear clicking
  362. >...
  363. >You blinked as static filled your ears
  364. >...
  365. >Blinking again, you saw that the darkness, the voices, the moving shadows, even the vines that Bonbon was fighting against were gone
  366. >...
  367. >Everything...
  368. >Everything was back to normal?
  369. >...
  370. >How?
  371. >As you stood there, flabbergasted, Anon crossed and arms and stared down at Lyra Heartstrings
  372. >"What did I tell you about messing with my computer, Harpy?" he asked
  373. >Lyra sunk into the swivel chair slightly, her ears pinning themselves against the sides of her head
  374.  
  375. >"...Don't go on it when you're not here," she said with a sad flick of her tail
  376. >"And what did I say about looking at my no porn file?"
  377. >Lyra sunk a bit more into her chair as Bonbon, who was lying belly up on the ground with a dazed look in her eyes, groaned
  378. >"...Don't look at it."
  379. >Anon stared down at the unicorn for a few moments before a smile came to his face
  380. >"...You know, I might not be very happy with you but I gotta say that I admire your gumption."
  381. >Lyra looked up at him hesitantly
  382. >"I'm sorry, Anon. It's just that I wanted to see human mare's teats and..."
  383. >Still smiling, Anon patted her on the head
  384. >"Hey, don't worry about it. Bonbon, you alright over there."
  385. >"Buck... off..."
  386. >...
  387. >You know, THAT was why Bonbon couldn't get a stallion...
  388. >Giving the candy mare a frown you turned back to Lyra and Anon, both of whom were smiling at each other
  389. >Now that the darkness was gone and everything was back to normal you could see that Lyra's eyes were bloodshot
  390. >It looked like the mare hadn't blinked or slept in days
  391. >...
  392. >Leaning down, Anon picked her up
  393. >"So did you at least get a good look at everything you wanted to see?" he asked as she giggled, kicking her hoofsies playfully
  394. >"Yep!" she said with a happy nod. "I got to see everything!"
  395. >For a moment her eyes glazed over
  396. >"...EVERYTHING..."
  397. >"Well fantastic!" Anon said. "Now how about we get all of you downstairs and get some juice in y--"
  398. "What the buck was that?!"
  399. >You could see... something peering over Anon's bed
  400. >It looked like a...
  401. >A...
  402. >A skull...
  403.  
  404. >Anon crained his neck a bit
  405. >"Oh, those are just skeletons," she casually said as two more skulls poked over the bed to look at you. "Don't worry about them. They're more afraid of you than you are of them."
  406. >...
  407. >That's EXTREMELY debatable
  408. >...
  409. >Wait
  410. "W-What are they doing here?" you asked, looking over at him fearfully as he walked over and picked up Roseluck
  411. >Anon shrugged, hefting the flower mare
  412. >"Whenever I want to "relieve" a little stress those little guys just sit there and watch me."
  413. >Your eye twitched as, from the other side of the bed, three skeletons began to chatter spookily
  414. >...
  415. >...
  416. >...
  417. >Wait...
  418. "And you... "relieve" yourself with them watching?"
  419. >Anon said nothing as he made his way over to you
  420. >You could see a smile on his face
  421. >And, while this was the same smile that you usually saw him wear, this one was... different
  422. >It made you... leery, nervous...
  423. >Scared
  424. >You stiffened a bit as he leaned down
  425. > Don't ask questions that you don't want the answer to, Caramel.

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