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[copied from https://pastebin.com/iQ8EujHh]
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[original author _Leaf_ ]
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[author's pastebin https://pastebin.com/u/_Leaf_]
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>Drunk in Equestria.
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>You are Anon, and you're drunk.
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>Your girlfri- uh, marefriend Coco Pommel suggested you go to the bar for the night.
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>And after she said that maybe the XO cider was perhaps a bit too strong for males to be drinking-
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>Well, you sure showed her!
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>Six mugs of XO and you're a mess.
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>You drape an arm over Lyra.
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"YOU PONIES ARE SOOOO MUCH FUN!"
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>Lyra blushes and chuckles, adjusting herself below the table, "Yeah we are... How about you show us a little dance?"
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>Her mare friends with her hoot and holler.
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>"Dance! Dance!"
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>Coco tries to speak up over the sudden madness of mares cheering and clanking their mugs together.
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>"Anon, please sit down!"
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>Her voice is drowned out.
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>You raise a hand and bring the ogling mares to a hush.
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"Now, now girls. There's enough of me to go around!"
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>A random shout of "SLUT!" comes from the back of the bar.
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>The mares begin to boo and throw things at the only stallion in the bar.
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>What a nerd.
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>You shuffle to the jukebox and press buttons randomly.
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>Gotta git ur groove on tho.
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>A song starts up.
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>You turn back to the bar and throw your hands up.
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"I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG!"
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>The mares erupt in cheers and whistles as you start shakin' your booty.
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>You can see Coco covering her face at the bar.
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>She hates it when you have fun.
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>"Take off your shirt!" Octavia shouts and throws some bits on the ground at your feet.
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>You oblige and pull your shirt off, spinning it like a helicopter around your head as your hips gyrate.
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>Suddenly, mares are throwing bits like crazy.
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>Looks like your bar tab is paid for.
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>"Shake it, boy! Take those pants off!"
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>The shower of bits increase along with the shouts to remove your pants.
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>Making money in Equestria is so easy!
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>These mares can't wait to give you their cash, and all you have to do is have fun.
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>You could get used to this.
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>Maybe not Coco though.
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>She's just a prude.
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>After you make her a hefty amount of fun money, she'll understand.
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>Lyra's face is about to crack.
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>You know she wants to laugh as she rings up your order.
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>Why are mares so fucking immature here?
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>All you want to do is make your purchase and go the fuck home.
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>Too bad your cashier is Lyra.
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>"Mphh... Busy uh... Busy night tonight, Anon?"
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>Now other mares doing their shopping are stopping to stare.
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>Some are snickering.
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>You can hear their not-so-discreet whispers.
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>"Is he buying condoms?!"
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>"What kind of mare makes her stallion buy the condoms?"
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>"What a slut!"
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>"Aren't those the extra-small stallion condoms?"
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>Lyra finally finishes ringing you up.
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>"That'll be six bits, slugger."
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>Now she's grinning ear to ear.
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>You throw some bits at her and shove the box of extra-small stallion condoms in your pocket.
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>Turning, you announce to all the watching mares.
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"Yes, I'm buying condoms! Me, a male! Because that's how shit should work, but your society is all fucked in the head with gender roles! And for your information, I'm buying these so I can have sex with my WIFE, COCO POMMEL! I'm not a slut and I want to be safe, because I don't know if I can get ponies pregnant!"
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>You start to walk out.
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"And also, they may be extra small, but call me when you can find a stallion that lasts longer than thirty seconds!"
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>There's an awkward silence in the store as you stomp toward the exit.
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>Then the place is filled with laughter and cat calls from mares.
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>Fuck this place.
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>Sexist fucking ponies.
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>"APPLEJACK, COME ON!"
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>Rainbow Dash keeps flying back to yell at you, but you're galloping as fast as you can.
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"Ah'm goin' fast as ah can!"
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>You haven't seen Rainbow this worked up since that dragon horde attacked.
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>You hope Twilight is on her way as well...
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>Finally you arrive to where Dash is hovering.
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"What's the fuss?!"
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>Rainbow Dash is breathing just as heavy as you.
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>Looks like she's brought you to the park.
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>She points to a park bench twenty feet away.
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>"LOOK!"
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>You see Anon sitting on a bench with Coco Pommel laying her head in his lap.
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>He's stroking her mane.
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>Several ponies are staring at the two.
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"Rainbow, why would ya make such a fuss over nothin'?!"
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>Rainbow Dash looks mortified.
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>"Look! Isn't that WEIRD?!"
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>You grit your teeth and look back at the couple.
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>Now that she mentions it, that IS weird.
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"Why's she all sissy with that stalli- er, male?"
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>This is the first time you've seen a mare submit like a stallion in public.
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>You admit, in your filly years, this was one of your more frequently "used" little fantasies.
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>But seeing it in real life was just...
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"Not right... That ain't right."
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>Rainbow Dash seems even more enthralled by Coco's public display of submission than you.
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>"She's just laying there taking it! What the hay?!"
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>What ponies do in their bedrooms is between them.
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>But in public, well...
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>You're a bit old fashioned.
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"Y'ALL BETTER S-STOP THAT!"
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>Not your best, but it gets their attention.
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>You shake your hoof at them.
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"EVERYPONY'S WATCHIN', KEEP YER SICK FETISHES IN THE BEDROOM!"
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>Anon looks at Coco, shrugs, then goes back to scratching her behind the ears.
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>She seems to be in absolute bliss.
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>This is absolutely degenerate.
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"Come on Rainbow, we got a letter to write to Princess Celestia."
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>Rainbow Dash seems to not hear your words, completely entranced by Anon and Coco's fetish-play.
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>"Look at those fingers go..."
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>Life is hard being a supreme gentlemare.
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>But in time, you'll rid Ponyville of all degeneracy.
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>Starting with that slut, Anon.
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>Today is your birthday.
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>Coco Pommel has really gone overboard with throwing you a party.
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>There's a lot of ponies in your house.
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>Actually,she invited a lot of mares...
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>You really need to get more stallion friends.
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>No homo.
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>Currently, you're sitting on the couch wearing the stupid party hat that was strapped on your head.
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>It's shaped like a unicorn horn.
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>Isn't this lewd or something?
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>Speaking of lewd, Twilight Velvet is sitting beside you.
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>This fucking mare always makes you uncomfortable.
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>And she always seems to be tipsy.
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>Like right now.
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>She's a little too close and a little too far down her mug of cider.
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>Where is her husband?
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>"How old are you now, Anon?"
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"Like twenty-something."
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>You look around for Coco.
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>"Still so young... Back in the day, I would have shown you why they call me 'velvet'."
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>She chuckles and takes a swig from her cider.
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>You cringe and take a long drink from your own mug.
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>How is no one else hearing this?
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>Twilight Velvet leans closer, her cider breath tickling your nose, "It's my pussy. It's like velvet. Get it?"
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>You lean away and adjust your tie uncomfortably.
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"I think I see Coco! Excuse me!"
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>You get up and hurry off into the party, looking for Coco.
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>You are Twilight Velvet.
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>It's always fun teasing Anon.
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>You take a drink and stare at his ass as he hurries away back to his beta marefriend.
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>How'd she manage to pull some quality ass like that?
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>Anon would be better off with your daughter.
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>You're happily married, but you would honestly douse Anon's face in your cum if you weren't...
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>Well now you're all worked up.
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>You get up to go find your husband and make him take care of this winking in the bathroom.
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>Fucking Anon.
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