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Coco Shorts (RGRE)

By kqaii
Created: 2021-01-18 09:36:04
Expiry: Never

  1. [original author _Leaf_ ]
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  4. >Drunk in Equestria.
  5. >You are Anon, and you're drunk.
  6. >Your girlfri- uh, marefriend Coco Pommel suggested you go to the bar for the night.
  7. >And after she said that maybe the XO cider was perhaps a bit too strong for males to be drinking-
  8. >Well, you sure showed her!
  9. >Six mugs of XO and you're a mess.
  10. >You drape an arm over Lyra.
  11. "YOU PONIES ARE SOOOO MUCH FUN!"
  12. >Lyra blushes and chuckles, adjusting herself below the table, "Yeah we are... How about you show us a little dance?"
  13. >Her mare friends with her hoot and holler.
  14. >"Dance! Dance!"
  15. >Coco tries to speak up over the sudden madness of mares cheering and clanking their mugs together.
  16. >"Anon, please sit down!"
  17. >Her voice is drowned out.
  18. >You raise a hand and bring the ogling mares to a hush.
  19. "Now, now girls. There's enough of me to go around!"
  20. >A random shout of "SLUT!" comes from the back of the bar.
  21. >The mares begin to boo and throw things at the only stallion in the bar.
  22. >What a nerd.
  23. >You shuffle to the jukebox and press buttons randomly.
  24. >Gotta git ur groove on tho.
  25. >A song starts up.
  26. >You turn back to the bar and throw your hands up.
  27. "I LOOOOOVE THIS SONG!"
  28. >The mares erupt in cheers and whistles as you start shakin' your booty.
  29. >You can see Coco covering her face at the bar.
  30. >She hates it when you have fun.
  31. >"Take off your shirt!" Octavia shouts and throws some bits on the ground at your feet.
  32. >You oblige and pull your shirt off, spinning it like a helicopter around your head as your hips gyrate.
  33. >Suddenly, mares are throwing bits like crazy.
  34. >Looks like your bar tab is paid for.
  35. >"Shake it, boy! Take those pants off!"
  36. >The shower of bits increase along with the shouts to remove your pants.
  37. >Making money in Equestria is so easy!
  38. >These mares can't wait to give you their cash, and all you have to do is have fun.
  39. >You could get used to this.
  40. >Maybe not Coco though.
  41. >She's just a prude.
  42. >After you make her a hefty amount of fun money, she'll understand.
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  46. >Lyra's face is about to crack.
  47. >You know she wants to laugh as she rings up your order.
  48. >Why are mares so fucking immature here?
  49. >All you want to do is make your purchase and go the fuck home.
  50. >Too bad your cashier is Lyra.
  51. >"Mphh... Busy uh... Busy night tonight, Anon?"
  52. >Now other mares doing their shopping are stopping to stare.
  53. >Some are snickering.
  54. >You can hear their not-so-discreet whispers.
  55. >"Is he buying condoms?!"
  56. >"What kind of mare makes her stallion buy the condoms?"
  57. >"What a slut!"
  58. >"Aren't those the extra-small stallion condoms?"
  59. >Lyra finally finishes ringing you up.
  60. >"That'll be six bits, slugger."
  61. >Now she's grinning ear to ear.
  62. >You throw some bits at her and shove the box of extra-small stallion condoms in your pocket.
  63. >Turning, you announce to all the watching mares.
  64. "Yes, I'm buying condoms! Me, a male! Because that's how shit should work, but your society is all fucked in the head with gender roles! And for your information, I'm buying these so I can have sex with my WIFE, COCO POMMEL! I'm not a slut and I want to be safe, because I don't know if I can get ponies pregnant!"
  65. >You start to walk out.
  66. "And also, they may be extra small, but call me when you can find a stallion that lasts longer than thirty seconds!"
  67. >There's an awkward silence in the store as you stomp toward the exit.
  68. >Then the place is filled with laughter and cat calls from mares.
  69. >Fuck this place.
  70. >Sexist fucking ponies.
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  73.  
  74. >"APPLEJACK, COME ON!"
  75. >Rainbow Dash keeps flying back to yell at you, but you're galloping as fast as you can.
  76. "Ah'm goin' fast as ah can!"
  77. >You haven't seen Rainbow this worked up since that dragon horde attacked.
  78. >You hope Twilight is on her way as well...
  79. >Finally you arrive to where Dash is hovering.
  80. "What's the fuss?!"
  81. >Rainbow Dash is breathing just as heavy as you.
  82. >Looks like she's brought you to the park.
  83. >She points to a park bench twenty feet away.
  84. >"LOOK!"
  85. >You see Anon sitting on a bench with Coco Pommel laying her head in his lap.
  86. >He's stroking her mane.
  87. >Several ponies are staring at the two.
  88. "Rainbow, why would ya make such a fuss over nothin'?!"
  89. >Rainbow Dash looks mortified.
  90. >"Look! Isn't that WEIRD?!"
  91. >You grit your teeth and look back at the couple.
  92. >Now that she mentions it, that IS weird.
  93. "Why's she all sissy with that stalli- er, male?"
  94. >This is the first time you've seen a mare submit like a stallion in public.
  95. >You admit, in your filly years, this was one of your more frequently "used" little fantasies.
  96. >But seeing it in real life was just...
  97. "Not right... That ain't right."
  98. >Rainbow Dash seems even more enthralled by Coco's public display of submission than you.
  99. >"She's just laying there taking it! What the hay?!"
  100. >What ponies do in their bedrooms is between them.
  101. >But in public, well...
  102. >You're a bit old fashioned.
  103. "Y'ALL BETTER S-STOP THAT!"
  104. >Not your best, but it gets their attention.
  105. >You shake your hoof at them.
  106. "EVERYPONY'S WATCHIN', KEEP YER SICK FETISHES IN THE BEDROOM!"
  107. >Anon looks at Coco, shrugs, then goes back to scratching her behind the ears.
  108. >She seems to be in absolute bliss.
  109. >This is absolutely degenerate.
  110. "Come on Rainbow, we got a letter to write to Princess Celestia."
  111. >Rainbow Dash seems to not hear your words, completely entranced by Anon and Coco's fetish-play.
  112. >"Look at those fingers go..."
  113. >Life is hard being a supreme gentlemare.
  114. >But in time, you'll rid Ponyville of all degeneracy.
  115. >Starting with that slut, Anon.
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  119. >Today is your birthday.
  120. >Coco Pommel has really gone overboard with throwing you a party.
  121. >There's a lot of ponies in your house.
  122. >Actually,she invited a lot of mares...
  123. >You really need to get more stallion friends.
  124. >No homo.
  125. >Currently, you're sitting on the couch wearing the stupid party hat that was strapped on your head.
  126. >It's shaped like a unicorn horn.
  127. >Isn't this lewd or something?
  128. >Speaking of lewd, Twilight Velvet is sitting beside you.
  129. >This fucking mare always makes you uncomfortable.
  130. >And she always seems to be tipsy.
  131. >Like right now.
  132. >She's a little too close and a little too far down her mug of cider.
  133. >Where is her husband?
  134. >"How old are you now, Anon?"
  135. "Like twenty-something."
  136. >You look around for Coco.
  137. >"Still so young... Back in the day, I would have shown you why they call me 'velvet'."
  138. >She chuckles and takes a swig from her cider.
  139. >You cringe and take a long drink from your own mug.
  140. >How is no one else hearing this?
  141. >Twilight Velvet leans closer, her cider breath tickling your nose, "It's my pussy. It's like velvet. Get it?"
  142. >You lean away and adjust your tie uncomfortably.
  143. "I think I see Coco! Excuse me!"
  144. >You get up and hurry off into the party, looking for Coco.
  145.  
  146. >You are Twilight Velvet.
  147. >It's always fun teasing Anon.
  148. >You take a drink and stare at his ass as he hurries away back to his beta marefriend.
  149. >How'd she manage to pull some quality ass like that?
  150. >Anon would be better off with your daughter.
  151. >You're happily married, but you would honestly douse Anon's face in your cum if you weren't...
  152. >Well now you're all worked up.
  153. >You get up to go find your husband and make him take care of this winking in the bathroom.
  154. >Fucking Anon.

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