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[Yandere]My Obsessed Dashie

By kqaii
Created: 2021-01-19 05:03:05
Updated: 2022-07-26 10:35:52
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  1. [original author WriteFaggot]
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  4. >Day Carnival in Equestria.
  5. >All ponies (and you) get the day off to participate in the massive fucking carnival that's been set up.
  6. >You have also found out that participation is mandatory unless you are sick or there is an emergency.
  7. >Currently wandering around to try and find something interesting.
  8. >Out of nowhere BlueFast approaches you and says, "Hey Anon! Having fun?"
  9. >Not really. Most of the games set up were either for kids or not accommodating for humans.
  10. "Tons, I'm glad that I was forced by the princess of the land to participate in the town carnival. Nothing could be better right now."
  11. >Rainbow Dash either ignores the sarcasm or doesn't pick up on it, you aren't sure which.
  12. >"We told you it would great! Hey, you wanna come check out the magic show with me? I hear it's gonna be amazing!"
  13. >She looks up at you expectantly. You aren't really doing anything else so you don't have a reason to say no. But also you don't really have a reason to say yes.
  14. >What the hell, maybe it'll be entertaining.
  15. "Sure, lead the way."
  16. >Rainbow pone grins wide and says, "Awesome, lets get going!"
  17. >You walk with Rainbow Dash as she talks about something. You stopped paying attention when she said wonderbolts.
  18. >She could quite literally talk about them for hours and you just could not muster up a fuck to give.
  19. >You're brought out of your daydream by Dash stopping and looking at you.
  20. "Why'd we stop? Are we here?"
  21. >She's looking at you with a frown, "I asked if you wanted to come with me to the wonderbolt show later today."
  22. >Oh, you must've been replying on autopilot.
  23. "Maybe, it depends on some other things, you know, I've got a whole day of fun ahead of me, if I have the time I'll go with you."
  24. >The last time you went to a wonderbolt show Soarin had tried to hit on you. And the one before that. You didn't really wanna deal with that again.
  25. >Rainbow Dash isn't really satisfied with your answer, but decides to let it slide and continues on, "Come on, we're almost there."
  26. >Sorry BlueFast, you're a good friend, but being hit on by a sweaty stallion is not something you're willing to put up with just to please her.
  27. >Rainbow Dash stops once again, this time in front of a decent crowd, which in turn is in front of a large stage.
  28. >"This is the place!"
  29. >Her gloom from earlier seems to have gone away and she is excited once more for the upcoming show.
  30. >"There's been a lot of talk about this show! Ponies say it's mind-blowing!"
  31. >You've only barely started to not get a little wide eyed by the telekinesis done by all unicorns.
  32. >If ponies who grow up around magic say it's good you're sure that you'll find it great.
  33. >A couple moments later a small blue ball of light appears on the stage and all the ponies go quiet.
  34. >The ball hovers there for a moment before in a flash of light is replaced by a turquoise mare with a silver mane!
  35. >A fanfare of trumpets plays from somewhere and fireworks light up behind her!
  36. >"Welcome everypony, to the greatest magic show in all of Equestria! To the mare that has performed for all of the wonderful Princesses! Watch in awe as you witness The Great and Powerful TRIXIE!"
  37. >You find yourself clapping with the rest of the ponies.
  38. >She certainly knew how to make an entrance.
  39. >The fanfare fades away and the fireworks die out.
  40. >The applause goes quiet as Trixie speaks again, "I have travelled all across Equestria learning the greatest magics possible and honing my powers, and now, I'm here to show them all to you!"
  41. >You cheer with the rest of the crowd. You're more than happy to hop onto the hype train with the rest of the ponies.
  42. >Trixie scans the crowd and her eyes land on you for a bit longer than the others.
  43. >This isn't too much of a surprise seeing as how you stand a few feet over most ponies and easily stand out.
  44. >"For my first trick, I shall require an assistant!"
  45. >All the ponies immediately start jumping up and down and raising their hooves.
  46. >You don't bother, you don't really want to draw too much attention to yourself.
  47. >You look down to see Rainbow Dash's reaction, only to see that she isn't there.
  48. >Huh, maybe she went for food or something.
  49. >You're torn from your thoughts as Trixie yells, "You, the tall one in the back, what is your name?"
  50. >All the ponies turn to look at you. Goddamnit.
  51. You clear your throat, "Anonymous, but everyone just calls me Anon."
  52. >"Well Anonymous, I shall grant you the great honor of being my assistant for this first trick!"
  53. >The ponies part and make a path for you leading to the stage.
  54. >They're all looking at you with equal amounts of jealousy and expectancy for you to comply.
  55. >Goddamnit.
  56. >You walk through the path and step onto the stage.
  57. >Trixie cranes her neck slightly so that she can look you in the eyes, "Interesting," she said it so quietly that you aren't even sure that's what she said.
  58. >Trixie turns to the crowd and says, "For my first trick, I shall make Anonymous, disappear!"
  59. >The crowd falls silent as you twitch in surprise. You did not sign up for this!
  60. "Hey, Trixie, could we-"
  61. >You're cut off as Trixie finishes charging up whatever spell she was preparing and yells, "DISAPPEAR!"
  62. >You shut your eyes closed and wait for. Well whatever was going to happen. After a couple seconds you hear the crowd start to go wild.
  63. >Opening your eyes you see that you haven't moved in the slightest.
  64. >Looking down at yourself you just see the wooden floor of the stage.
  65. >The turquoise cunt turned you invisible.
  66. >You're a little mad that she didn't tell you what was gonna happen, but you're also impressed that YOU'RE FREAKING INVISIBLE. COOOOL!
  67. >You're train of thought is once again interrupted by Trixie yelling, "And now, I shall make him reappear with tickets to the wonderbolt show later today!
  68. >Say what? Trixie's horn starts to glow once again, but nothing happens.
  69. >You look down and see you're still invisible.
  70. >Wondering what the hold up is, you look at Trixie and see her nod her head ever so slightly to the corner of the stage.
  71. >Looking over you see a couple of golden tickets.
  72. >You grab the tickets and walk back to where you were.
  73. >Once you're back to where you were standing Trixie stands up and releases her spell with a flash of light.
  74. >You're visible to the world once more, and you do your best to look surprised about the tickets in your hand.
  75. >Even if some of the trick was a little fake, she still turned you invisible which is a feat in and of itself.
  76. >You thank her for the tickets and for letting you be her assistant go back to your spot in the crowd.
  77. >Rainbow Dash is back now and she seems surprised to see you walking down the stage.
  78. >You head over to her and explain what happened.
  79. >When you finish your story she stares blankly at Trixie for a moment before turning back to you.
  80. >"Wow Anon, that's amazing! You even got front row seats to the show! Surely you're gonna go now!"
  81. >You start to sweat.
  82. >Goddamnit you need another excuse.
  83. >You look around trying to find a way out of it.
  84. >You see Berry Punch walking by and you're struck with inspiration.
  85. "Sorry Dash, I already promised Berry Punch that I'd join the drinking contest with her."
  86. >"Then why did you say you weren't sure earlier?"
  87. >Think fast Anon! You really don't feel like getting hit on by a gay horse!
  88. "I forgot that the Wonderbolt contest was at the same time as the drinking contest!"
  89. >Please buy it, please buy it, please buy it.
  90. >RainbowDash looks dejectedly at the ground and says, "Fine, I guess we can hang out some other time."
  91. You scratch the back of your head reflexively as you say, "Yeah, I'm gonna get going, make sure I don't miss the sign-ups with Berry!"
  92. >Really you just wanted to get away from CandyVag before she found any other loop holes in your lie.
  93. >"Later Anon."
  94. >You quickly make your way over to Berry Punch before you lose sight of her.
  95. >The two of you had been drinking buddies and good friends for a while now.
  96. Once you get to her you say, "Hey Berry, we're signing up for the drinking contest, K?"
  97. >She looks up at you surprised at your sudden arrival, "We are?"
  98. "Yeah, I needed an excuse to not go to the Wonderbolt show and I said we were gonna do the contest together."
  99. >She looks at you oddly but shrugs and says, "Whatever, there's a couple hours to kill before the contest starts, lets go and sign-up and find a way to kill a couple hours."
  100. >As you walk with Berry Punch you see Rainbow Dash zoom overhead.
  101. >Crap, in your haste you forgot to give her the tickets for that show.
  102. >Whatever, with any luck you'll meet up with her or one of her friends and they can pass it on.
  103. >Stuffing the tickets in your pocket you and Berry start to go to the sign-ups.
  104. >You get to the line for signups and make small-talk with Berry Punch about the weather and ways to pass the time.
  105. >When you get to the front of the line you have to hold in an instinctual groan.
  106. >The pony doing the sign-ups is Lyra.
  107. >Lyra always annoyed you a bit. When you first arrived she found a lot of excuses to talk with you, which was nice because you were so new to the land.
  108. >But she quickly grew annoying as she often forgot personal space and me-time were things you wanted as well.
  109. >You still talk to her occasionally, but you can't really stand being near her for too long.
  110. >Lyra's face brightens once she sees you, "Hey Anon! Nice to see a friendly face!"
  111. >You put up a smile, as much as you don't really care for her, she never picked up on it and often refers to you as her best friend.
  112. >You don't really have the heart to tell her your actual opinion of her.
  113. You put on a smile and respond, "Hey Lyra, long time no see. Me and Berry Punch are signing up for the drinking contest, could you pencil us in?"
  114. >Lyra happily pulls out a book and starts flipping through the pages with a quill in her magical grip, "No problem Anon! Hey, what're you doing after the contest?"
  115. >Lyra writes down you and Berry Punch's names and hands you tickets to allow you in.
  116. >You don't really want to do anything. If you had your way you would be sitting at home with some hard cider, music playing a lot louder than it needs to be and a good book.
  117. >However, Princess SunButt quickly destroyed that dream by forcing your ass out to the carnival.
  118. "Nothing much, why do you ask?" you say as you grab the tickets.
  119. >Lyra's smile widens at this and she says, "I'm getting a couple free food passes for working the sign-ups, was wondering if you wanted to grab something to eat with me.
  120. >Say no and not get free food, or say yes and get free food.
  121. >Even if you have to put up with Lyra the answer is pretty damn obvious.
  122. "Sure Lyra, where should we meet up after the contest?"
  123. >Lyra squees in happiness and says, "Lets meet back here, K?"
  124. >One of these days you're gonna sit down with one of these ponies and figure out how they squee and how you can do it.
  125. >This is important!
  126. "Yeah sure, see you then."
  127. >You and Berry Punch walk off and blow some bits at some of the carny games.
  128. -2 hours later-
  129. >Well that wasn't as bad as expected.
  130. >It's been a while since you've had pure innocent fun like that.
  131. >You even managed to win a few prizes. Which was pretty nice.
  132. >Looking at your watch you see it's just about time for the contest.
  133. "Berry, lets head over to the contest, it's gonna start soon."
  134. >PurpleDrunk pulls herself away from the game she was playing and starts to head over to the contest area with you.
  135. >Once you get there and hand over your tickets to the guy taking them you're lead onto small stage with tables lined up along it.
  136. >You're sat down at of them and told the rules.
  137. >"Drink one at a time, you have to swallow in-between drinks, no interfering with the other contestants, do your best not to kill yourself, you can forfeit at any time, if you drop a cup you lose a point... blablabla last pony, or man, drinking wins."
  138. >You look around you. Asides from Berry Punch you recognize the CMC, Derpy, and Spike.
  139. >The other ponies are unknown to you.
  140. >A crowd starts to gather around the stage and the announcer steps up to explain a much more simplified set of rules to the audience.
  141. >After a few cheers a plate with 5 cups of Apple Juice is presented to you.
  142. >"On your marks. Get set. DRINK!"
  143. >Some music is played in the background as you grab a cup and start to chug.
  144. >You finish up your first plate and another is quickly brought to replace it.
  145. >Sweetie bell was the first to drop.
  146. >After her Spike drops out and heads off mumbling something about getting a tummy rub.
  147. >After a short while it was you, Berry Punch, Derpy, and one of the ponies you didn't know.
  148. >You were just starting your 5th plate.
  149. >You drink one glass set it down and look at the rest.
  150. >Fuck this shit, Derpy has barely fucking paused and Berry Punch is still going strong.
  151. >You don't feel like puking your juice filled guts and stand up-
  152. >Just as the pone you don't know runs past you saying something about the bathroom.
  153. >Cool, you get third. You tell the announcer that you're done and she lets the rest of the crowd know as you walk off stage.
  154. >You're given some crackers and bread as you wait for Derpy and Berry Punch to finish up.
  155. -20 minutes later-
  156. >Holy shit.
  157. >Derpy was like a fucking machine.
  158. >Berry Punch was starting to slow down, but Derpy wasn't slowing down in the slightest.
  159. >Finally Berry Punch admits defeat and the announcer does her job and announces that Derpy is the victor.
  160. >Berry Punch stumbles over to you and says, "Can we go to a bathroom?"
  161. >You had already gone while Berry and Derpy were still duking it out.
  162. >You assist Berry over to the mare's bathroom where the two of you part ways as you head back to the former sign-up area.
  163. >The sun is just starting to make it's way down as you make it there.
  164. >You have to wait a few moments before you see Lyra trot over to you.
  165. >"Sorry Anon, did you have to wait long?" she looks a little worried, nervous even.
  166. >She had made some very subtle changes to her mane and tail, namely they were incredibly well combed.
  167. >She also had a small hat on and you think you smelled some perfume.
  168. >You feel a little bad that you didn't bother putting any effort into making yourself presentable, but push the feeling aside.
  169. "No, not long. Just a few minutes, shall we get going?"
  170. >Lyra immediately returns to her usual perky self and says, "Of course! Follow me, I know exactly the place to go!"
  171. >You follow her over to a tent with a small sign next to it saying, "The Griffon Business".
  172. >Lyra forces you to wait outside while she grabs some food.
  173. >After a few minutes she comes out with two bags encompassed in her magical grip.
  174. >"Lets go get a table, this isn't really walking food."
  175. >You don't say anything as you walk after Lyra, wondering what she bought.
  176. >The two of you settle down at a table and Lyra levitates one of the bags over to you.
  177. >Lyra starts getting nervous again as she says, "I hope you like it, I've never really bought anything like this before..."
  178. >You ignore her and open the bag wondering what she could have possibly bought.
  179. >Your nose is immediately assaulted by a heavenly smell.
  180. >No fucking way. NO FUCKING WAY.
  181. >You hurriedly take out the bag and open the carton inside to see fried chicken, not only that but bacon, and ribs.
  182. >There's so much meat that you can hardly handle it.
  183. >You look up at Lyra with your mouth wide open.
  184. >"I know you're an omnivore and I figured that you probably haven't had any meat in a while, so I thought I would get some for you, is it to your liking?"
  185. "LYRA!"
  186. >She eeps at your intensity, "Y-yes?" She's physically shaking.
  187. "YOU. ARE FUCKING AMAZING!"
  188. >You pull Lyra into a swift hug before hungrily going at the meat.
  189. >You think you hear the ominous thump of a potential stalker in the background falling from trees out of shock, but you're not sure.
  190. >Nothing could distract you from the wonderful food in front of you.
  191. >Screw every bad thought you've previously had about Lyra, she is fucking amazing and a great friend, you need hang out more.
  192. >After the glorious fucking meal you and Lyra shared you parted ways, but you gave her another hug and told her that you should hang out more.
  193. >Lyra is now best pone. Sorry Ponka, you've been replaced.
  194. >The day has come to an end, the sun is starting to set and you feel like heading home.
  195. >The day wasn't that bad after all, despite your initial misgivings.
  196. >You head inside your humble abode and realize you still have the tickets that Trixie gave you.
  197. >Maybe they're still valid for something? Regardless you'll give them to Rainbow Dash later, you have no need or desire to ever go to a wonder bolts show again.
  198. >You grab a book and put on some soft music.
  199. >You're about to fall asleep when you hear a knocking at your door.
  200. >You try and ignore it, but who ever it is is persistent.
  201. You get out of your bed and yell, "Coming!"
  202. >You walk over to the door mumbling various obscenities
  203. >Opening it you see Rainbow Dash at your door with a worried look on her face.
  204. >"Oh Anon! You're not asleep! I was worried I came too late."
  205. "Nothing could sleep through the racket you made," You mumble under your breath
  206. >"Huh?"
  207. "Nothing, so why are you here Dash? I was actually just about to go to sleep."
  208. >She blushes and says, "Well, my house is having some work done on it and I was wondering if I could stay at your place for the night?"
  209. >...Too tired to care.
  210. "Sure, come on in."
  211. >Rainbow Dash squees (you seriously do need to find out what's up with that) and follows you in.
  212. "You can use the couch, I only have one bed."
  213. >RainbowQuick nods and flutters over to the couch before nestling herself in.
  214. >You sigh and return to your bed, quickly falling asleep.
  215. >You feel something warm press against you.
  216. >It feels nice and you turn over to it to pull it closer to you.
  217. >As you do so you hear an eep which causes you to open your eyes.
  218. >You see a blushing Rainbow Dash very close to you looking right at you.
  219. "Rainbow Dash what are you doing in my bed?"
  220. >She doesn't respond and just keeps staring at you.
  221. "Hello? Earth to blue pony!"
  222. >She snaps out of her trance and starts to blush as she says, "Oh, it's just that it was really cold on the couch, and you looked really warm so I..."
  223. >Her voice trails off as she continues to stare at you.
  224. >Fucking ponies.
  225. "Ugh, whatever, fine."
  226. >you seriously just want to sleep.
  227. >Rainbow Dash squees and turns her back to you before snuggling into you so that you're now spooning her.
  228. >...Fucking ponies.
  229. >You don't comment on her actions and try to fall asleep once more.
  230. >"Hey Anon are you still awake?"
  231. >Bitch at this rate I'm gonna be awake the whole goddamn night.
  232. >You grunt to let her know that you're awake still.
  233. >"Why were you eating dinner with Lyra?"
  234. >How the fuck does she even know about that?
  235. "She wanted to, haven't hanged with her in a while."
  236. >"How come you hugged her?"
  237. >Why all these questions!
  238. >How does she even know about this stuff!
  239. "Gave me chicken. Sleepy now, talk in morning."
  240. >RD breathes a sigh of something.
  241. >You're too tired to psychoanalyze the sighs of your friends.
  242. >"So nothing is going on between you two?"
  243. >SO MANY QUESTIONS
  244. "No, now shut up or you're going back on the couch."
  245. >Rainbow Dash snuggles into you more, finally silent.
  246. >Thank god, finally.
  247. >Enter blissful sleep unaware that Rainbow Dash has a smile wide and creepy enough to make Ponka jelly.
  248. >theyandereintensifies.gif
  249. >You wake up to see Rainbow Dash haas turned over in her sleep and was now facing you with one of her forelegs draped over you.
  250. >Despite being a pain in the ass ponies are often quite adorable, and this was one such moment.
  251. >You shake Rainbow Dash lightly to wake her up.
  252. "Rise and shine pony lady, I don't know what you do all day, but I don't feel like spending the day in bed."
  253. >Normally you have no problems with being a lazy fuck, but you were feeling oddly energetic.
  254. >Rainbow Dash is unfazed by your attempts to wake her up.
  255. >You frown, you could just get up, but that would be way too easy and smart.
  256. >You decide to instead continue trying to wake her up.
  257. >You come up with a glorious plan.
  258. >You grab the glass of water you keep by your bed and splash it on her face.
  259. "WAKE UP TIME BITCH!"
  260. >As Rainbow Dash springs into the air suddenly alert you can't hold in a laugh.
  261. "I love it when a plan comes together."
  262. >"What the heck Anon? What was that for!"
  263. >She looks posterior angry.
  264. "You weren't waking up, I had to use extreme measures."
  265. >After a few moments she calms down and says, "I guess it was kind of funny."
  266. >You nod and stretch as you get out of bed yourself.
  267. >You start making breakfast which consists of cereal and some water.
  268. >Being out of milk sucks.
  269. "You want some cereal Dash?"
  270. >She nods and flies over to your table to wait.
  271. >As you eat your cereal you start to the newspaper.
  272. >Princess SunButt's cake obsession seems to have gone public.
  273. >Moonbutt's fetish rooms have gone public and she's vowed to destroy them.
  274. >Like that'll happen.
  275. >You finish your cereal and put down the newspaper to see RD staring at you again.
  276. "Rainbow Dash, you there?"
  277. >"I can get you chicken too."
  278. "Huh?"
  279. >"Lyra got you chicken last night, that's what you said right?"
  280. >This again? Why does she even care?
  281. "Well, not just chicken it was basically just a bucket filled with various meats. I hadn't had any form of meat since getting here 'til then so I was really grateful."
  282. >There's a pause as Rainbow Dash just stares at you.
  283. >"Is that why you hugged her?"
  284. >This is starting to get weird.
  285. >Ignoring that she knows about everything you did last night, why does she care so much?
  286. >Her voice is completely monotone as well, the normal raspiness still their, but none of her squeaks and her voice wasn't cracking either.
  287. "Um, I guess?"
  288. >Rainbow Dash continues to stare at you before suddenly smiling and saying, "Okay! Later Anon!" And flying out of your house.
  289. >... Well that was unsettling to say the least.
  290. >Whatever, you decide to try and forget about it so you can go about the rest of your day.
  291. >You go to your hamper so you can start the laundry, and with it, the rest of your day.
  292. -most of the day later-
  293. >What an unbelievable adventure!
  294. >That was truly a noteworthy day, heck you could write about the day it was so great!
  295. >The only real bad part of the day was when you were folding your clothes from last night and couldn't find your underwear.
  296. >Underwear is expensive because you have to specially order it since ponies don't where clothes much in the first place.
  297. >Whatever, you aren't going to let something like that ruin your day!
  298. >You get to your house and head inside.
  299. >You had a lock (which is unusual in and of itself in ponyland), but you rarely used it.
  300. >The instant you step in your nose is assaulted by an amazing smell.
  301. >Stepping all the way in you close the door behind you and see Rainbow Dash sitting at your table with something wrapped in the center of the table.
  302. >This isn't the first time you've come home to a friend already inside your house so you don't really care about that.
  303. >You sit down at the table across from Rainbow Dash.
  304. "Hey Dash what's up?"
  305. >The amazing scent got stronger when you sat down and you figure out it's coming from the thing on the table.
  306. >She has this weird nervous grin as she answers you, "Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by and give my- I mean you a gift."
  307. >You grab the object and note that it has a kind of squishy texture.
  308. >You unwrap and see that it's a
  309. >She didn't
  310. >The chicken was one thing, this is just
  311. >She got you a fucking cheeseburger.
  312. >You check under the bun and see it's got the works, onions, pickles, tomatoes, all the other things that you love on a burger, all of it!
  313. >You look up to stare at Rainbow Dash and maybe praise her, but she isn't there.
  314. >You hear a small cough from your left.
  315. >You see Based Rainbow Dash sitting next to you with the same smile, her eyes almost pinpricks.
  316. "How did you even-"
  317. >You're interrupted by Rainbow Dash scooting closer to you and asking, "I got you meat so can I have a hug now?"
  318. >You're a little surprised/weirded out by the sudden question, but this pony got you a fucking cheeseburger.
  319. >You spread your arms as a response.
  320. >Rainbow Dash lets put a squee and tackles you to the ground with her forelegs wrapped around you.
  321. >More than a little surprised, you tentatively return the hug.
  322. >As you do so Dash buries her head into your chest and hums happily.
  323. >A couple minutes pass, with Dash still clinging to you.
  324. "Umm, Dash?"
  325. >"Mmm?"
  326. "Could you um, let go? I don't want the burger to go cold."
  327. >"Hrrmmf."
  328. "Please?"
  329. >Rainbow Dash detaches herself from you and says, "Fine."
  330. >You thank her and start to eat the burger. Oh god yes.
  331. >You can practically fucking taste the America in it.
  332. >Once you've finished it you sit down on your couch and Dash curls into you.
  333. >As sudden as Dash's sudden desire to be close to you is, it's not totally unwelcome.
  334. >Dash can be very cute and you miss the warmth of another living being.
  335. >As you idly stroke Dash's mane she asks, "Is it ok if I spend the night again?"
  336. "Sure."
  337. >There's a pause before she asks can I sleep with you again?"
  338. "...Sure."
  339. >Upon hearing this Rainbow Dash tackle hugs you again.
  340. >You laugh and return it much faster this time.
  341. >As Rainbow Dash presses into you she starts to talk, "So did you like the burger?"
  342. >You squeeze her a little harder.
  343. "It was amazing Dash."
  344. >"I can get you meat whenever you want Anon."
  345. >You start to stroke her mane again.
  346. "That would be nice."
  347. >"I can get you meat whenever you want, so you don't have to ask any pony else Ok?"
  348. >You're about to respond, but Dash isn't done talking. She starts to tighten her hug as she speaks.
  349. >"You don't have to talk to Lyra anymore Ok? I know you don't really like her, but the stupid whore never realizes it. The only reason you hugged her was because of the meat right? Well I can get you the meat now so you don't have to talk to her EVER. Again. OK?"
  350. >Rainbow Dash was starting to hyperventilate now and her hug was crushing you.
  351. "R-Rainbow Dash you're hurting me!"
  352. >The response was immediate once you said that.
  353. >"OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! I'm so sorry! Please don't hate me! Oh god please don't hate me!"
  354. >She's starting to cry.
  355. >Deep breath.
  356. "It's ok Dash, I forgive you and I don't hate you. Just be a little more careful with the hugs, Ok?"
  357. >She instantly returns to hugging you, albeit much softer.
  358. >"Thank you thank you thank you!"
  359. >You return the hug once more.
  360. >Jesus Christ. You're beginning to suspect that maybe, just maybe! This mare has some issues.
  361. > Maybe.
  362. >You're not 100% sure.
  363. >... You're not even sure why you're being sarcastic even in your thoughts.
  364. >Force of habit you guess.
  365. >You're now in bed with Rainbow Dash, although you're still a little uneasy from her outburst.
  366. >You don't even know what kind of issues she has.
  367. >Loneliness? Abandonment problems? You've only been casual friends up until this point.
  368. >You don't really know her outside the times you've hung out.
  369. >...
  370. >She really does look adorable all snuggled up against you, her breathing slow as she dreams.
  371. -meanwhile in Rainbow Dash's dream-
  372. >Anons everywhere!
  373. >And they all love you!
  374. >And that bitch Lyra is dead!
  375. >If this is a dream you never want to wake up!
  376. -back to the harsh Lyra filled, single Anon reality-
  377. >You sigh.
  378. >You're tired and despite being a little nutty Rainbow Dash is warm.
  379. >You can deal with her problems in the morning.
  380. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
  381. >You wake up once more to see Rainbow Dash still sleeping.
  382. >Knowing she's got mind hurt now, you're a little hesitant to troll her.
  383. >...
  384. >You start to shake Dash roughly.
  385. "It's over Dash! It's all over!"
  386. >Her eyes snap open, although she's still a little tired.
  387. "It's the end of the world Dash! Celestia died and the sun is exploding! Luna is nowhere to be found, Twilight has been murdered and Cadance is useless! It's game over Dash! GAME OVER!"
  388. >Her eyes go wide, trying to comprehend all of what I'm saying, "Wuh? It's the-"
  389. "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT and I feel fine . Any last words Dash? This it!"
  390. >I had even taken some of the water from my bed stand to act as tears. Gotta give it 110%.
  391. >"Oh my gosh Anon! There's so much I wanted to do, but I really just want you to know-"
  392. >You tackle her, tickling her sides as you whisper into her ear.
  393. "You have been thoroughly rused by the ruse-master."
  394. >She tries to get scoot away from you, but is met by a wall. Between bouts of laugher she says, "A-Anon wha- BAHAHAHA- what the he- HEEHEEHEE- heck do you mean?"
  395. >You stop tickling her and lean back with a shit-eating grin plastered on you face.
  396. "I AM THE RUSE-MASTER-GENERAL! FEAR MY NAME!"
  397. >Dash slaps you playfully, "Don't do that! That wasn't funny Anon!"
  398. >Your sides are still returning from orbit.
  399. >"Anon! Stop! I really thought I'd lost you for a moment!"
  400. >She's starting to tear up now.
  401. >You really should stop laughing and take this seriously.
  402. >"Hello Brain? This is Anon, we have a pissed off female, I request that we stop laughing."
  403. >"Hello Anon this is brain we have assessed the situation and your request has been denied. You were a comedic god, keep on laughing."
  404. >"Ok Brain, over and out."
  405. "HAHAHA! You should've seen your face though! Especially once I got to the Game Over part!"
  406. >Stick-In-The-Mud Dash is still upset.
  407. >"Don't ever do that again Anon! If I lost you, I-I-"
  408. >She starts to hyperventilate.
  409. >Sides have made an emergency landing due to large amounts of troubled female.
  410. >She takes a deep breath and finishes her sentence, "Just don't do it again."
  411. "Ok Rainbow Dash I won't do it again. ... As long as you admit that it was funny."
  412. >She glares at you.
  413. >oshit.jpg It's a fucking a staredown.
  414. >You shall not back down!
  415. >She's faltering!
  416. >Do not give in Anon!
  417. >Rainbow cunt gives in!
  418. >Rainbow Dash blinks.
  419. >After a small moment she says with a small smile, "Ok it was a LITTLE funny. Only a little though."
  420. >You win. You ALWAYS win.
  421. >Dash-Fag, 0 - Anonymous, All of Them.
  422. >Sigh.
  423. >You stand up and head over to your kitchen, time for breakfast.
  424. >You finish up your cereal and stretch.
  425. >You don't really have anything planned today, no work, no amazing adventures.
  426. >Dash is sitting on your couch with you and seems content to just do that for the rest of the day.
  427. >You lean back and scratch Dash's mane.
  428. >She's like a pet. A pet that you need to get to a psychiatrist.
  429. >You're woken up by some knocking on the door.
  430. >You realize that at some point you'd fallen asleep with Dash next to you.
  431. >*knock knock knock*
  432. >Ugh, you'd better go answer the door.
  433. >You get up, being careful to not disturb Dash too much, even though you're pretty sure she could sleep through it if you weren't careful.
  434. >You open the door and see the mail-mare with the nice golden eyes.
  435. >You can never remember her name though.
  436. >"Hey Anon! I've got some mail for ya!"
  437. >You think it starts with D.
  438. >She goes through her mailbag and pulls out a small bundle of letters for you.
  439. >You'll just come up with names until one sounds right.
  440. >Oh her eyes are doing that thing again.
  441. >The thing where they don't look at the same thing.
  442. >Dapper pulls out a clipboard and quill, "Would you mind signing here?
  443. "No problem."
  444. >You sign your name and hand the clipboard and quill back to Diana.
  445. >"Thanks Anon, have a nice day!"
  446. >You really need to learn Dildo's real name.
  447. >She flies off, narrowly avoiding some trees.
  448. >You're about to sit down at your table to go through the mail when you Dash squirming on the couch.
  449. >With a sigh you sit down next to her which causes her to curl up next to you calmly once more.
  450. >It really shouldn't be allowed for ponies to be this cute.
  451. >You pet her mane a couple of times before going through your mail.
  452. >Bill, taxes, taxes, advertisement, bill, advertisement, paycheck, pink envelope with a heart, letter from Berry Punch, letter from Purple Smart, letter from SunButt, letters from that weird fan club about you.
  453. >There's some others, but you decide to deal with what you have currently first, first gaylord to respond decides what read, if you respond tax or bills I'll shank ur nan.
  454. >You open the letter, casually ignoring the small glow that breaking the seal produces, you've gotten used to it.
  455. >"Dear Anonymous, I've been told that you had quite a good time at the carnival yesterday, and some fun afterwards as well. I hope in the future that you will trust my judgement more about certain matters,
  456. >Sincerely,
  457. >Princess Celestia.
  458. >P.S.
  459. >Stop teaching my ponies new words..
  460. >My sister almost caused a war when she called the griffon ambassador a "Massive Faggot."
  461.  
  462. >Friggin SunButt, no matter how many times she proves she's right you will never admit it. NEVER.
  463. >Setting that aside you open up Purple Smart's.
  464. >Dear Anonymous, blablablabla, I'm a horse, blablabla, friendship, blablabla, stop calling me Purple Smart.
  465. >Pfft, as if that'll ever happen.
  466. >You decide to open the pink one next.
  467. >You've been getting these letters for a while now, supposedly they're from some secret admirer that you have.
  468. >You're fairly certain it's one of those morons from your fan-club, but the letters usually provide some entertainment at the very least so you always make sure to read them.
  469. >Dear my beloved Anonymous,
  470. >Thank you oh so much for being so patient with me, I truly want nothing more than to be with you, but I am simply too shy to admit to it in person. But I am working up my courage! In time the only thing stopping us from being together would be if you were against it, the thought of which is part of the reason I have yet to confess, if you have received this letter, please make a mark on the usual tree,
  471. >Forever yours,
  472. >Your Secret Admirer.
  473. >P.S.
  474. >Enclosed in the letter is a small cloth article I made for you.
  475. >Looking inside you see a red cloth heart.
  476. >Cute.
  477. >You'll put it with the other's she's sent you guess.
  478. >Next up is the fan-club letter.
  479. >You normally save these for last because you don't really like them, but you decide to just get it out of the way.
  480. >Dear Anonymous,
  481. >It is with sincere hopefulness that we blablabla, you're so cool, blablabla, HANDS OMG, blablabla, please come to the next meeting, blablabla, OMG HANDS x2, blablabla.
  482. >You crumple up the letter and toss it behind you.
  483. >Ugh, you really hate having to deal with those ponies.
  484. >They think you're some amazing wonderful person.
  485. >No matter how many times you tell them to suck their own phalluses and to go kill themselves, they just laugh and say you're sooooo funny.
  486. >You briefly wonder how hard it is to get away with murder in Equestria.
  487. >Most ponies don't even have locks...
  488. >Nah, you better not.
  489. >SunButt would get angry and she is legitimately scary when angry.
  490. >Whatevs, finally is the letter from BP.
  491. >You quickly read through it and see that it's basically an invitation to a party next Saturday.
  492. >Niiiice, Berry Punch's parties are amazing.
  493. >You're definitely gonna have to make that.
  494. >You get up and gather up your mail, tossing the bills into your deal with later cabinet, the paychecks onto your table and the rest into the trash, save for Berry's letter which you put into your pocket.
  495. >You go put the cloth heart into your desk drawer with the others.
  496. >You've amassed quite a few of these, they're made of lots of different colors as well.
  497. >Red, green, pink, a slightly different shade of red, another shade of red.
  498. >It's actually just different shades of red for the most part.
  499. >You yawn and try to figure out what you're gonna do for the rest of the day.
  500. >You glance at a clock and see that it's a little past 1 already.
  501. >You don't really feel hungry enough to eat lunch.
  502. >You decide to go for a jog.
  503. >Ponyville doesn't have a real gym, combined with the delicacies Sugar Cube Corner creates you were quite surprised half of ponyville wasn't obese.
  504. >Turns out most of the ponies either do a lot of physical in their jobs or are part of a club that helps ponies stay in shape.
  505. >You don't really need to be too careful with your weight because all your eating is vegetables, and you don't eat at SCC too much anyways, but exercising is just habit for you.
  506. >You leave a note for Dash telling her where you went and that she should get back to her own house.
  507. >As nice as its been having her over, she should really get back to living in her own house.
  508. >You head over to the club house to see if any of the other members are up for a run as well.
  509. >Running alone is dangerous, bring a friend/partner.
  510. >You found out this was an actual warning/believed saying in the pony community.
  511. >Fucking ponies.
  512. >You make it their and see Lyra talking to one of her friends.
  513. >The yellow one with the orange mane.
  514. >Is it racist to discriminate ponies by color?
  515. >You put that on your mental list of things to look into at a later date.
  516. >Lyra doesn't see you walking up so you give her a tap on the shoulder.
  517. >She jumps a little, surprised when she sees you.
  518. "Hey Lyra and..."
  519. >Her friend gives you a small smile and says, "Carrot Top."
  520. "And Carrot Top, I'm heading out for a run, but I was just checking if anybody else wanted to join in."
  521. >Lyra smiles and happily says, "Sure! I was just heading out myself!"
  522. >You give Carrot Top a questioning look.
  523. >She gives you a small smile and says, "I would love to, but I have to open up shop, you and Lyra will have to ALONE."
  524. >You don't really know why she put so much emphasis on alone.
  525. >Lyra looks to Carrot Top with a confused look, "Huh? But you don't open up shop for another ho- OW."
  526. >Carrot Top gives Lyra a pointed look, and you assume a hoof to the somewhere.
  527. >"I mean, oh well, maybe next time Carrot Top, lets go Anon!"
  528. >It doesn't matter if their ponies, girls will always be weird.
  529. >You head off with Lyra at a brisk pace.
  530. >Neither of you say too much as you run.
  531. >You because ponies are naturally faster than you so keeping up with a pony jog is a full on run for you.
  532. >Lyra because... I dunno actually.
  533. >She normally talks your ear off, you have no idea why she isn't today.
  534. >The two of you slow down to a walk and you decide to talk.
  535. "So Lyra have you heard about my fan-club?"
  536. >She looks at you with that purposefully neutral look that all females of any race can use when they don't want you to know how they really feel.
  537. >"I can't say I have, does it really exists?"
  538. >Suddenly you feel you have to be a lot more careful about what you say.
  539. >You don't even know why.
  540. "I've been getting mail from them a lot lately asking me to go make an appearance."
  541. >"Are you going to?"
  542. "I haven't been planning to, I have work most days of the week and I generally have better things to do on my weekends. I also find the idea of a fan-club about me to be... weird."
  543. >"Mmm."
  544. "I've also been getting these love letters from a 'secret admirer'."
  545. >Once I finished that sentence Lyra started coughing.
  546. >You slap her on the back does that even work for ponies?
  547. "Shit, you ok Lyra?"
  548. >She clears her throat and says, "Yeah I'm fine, I don't know what came over me."
  549. >Weird.
  550. "Anyways, as I was saying I've been getting love letters from a secret admirer for the past few weeks."
  551. >"R-Really? No way."
  552. "Super way. They've mainly just been 'I love you' and you 'you're wonderful' type things."
  553. >Lyra's neutral mask is slipping. You're taking careful notes here.
  554. "The kinda neat thing is that they've been sending these little cloth hearts in each of the letters. I've got quite a few of them now."
  555. >"A-Are you sure that this secret admirer would appreciate you telling ponies about what she's doing?"
  556. "I haven't told anybody else. Only reason I'm telling you is cause you're such a good friend. To tell you the truth though I kind of feel bad for whoever my admirer is."
  557. >"And why is that?" Lyra seems genuinely curious.
  558. "I'm honestly not really ready for a relationship with a pony yet. I still have trouble figuring out whether a pony is pretty or not. You all can be really cute, but it's just that to me. Cute, like in the way a dog or a cat can be cute."
  559. >"O-Oh," Green pone seems sad.
  560. "Why so sad Lyra? Are you my secret admirer?"
  561. >You say it jokingly. There's no way that Lyra-
  562. >"...yes."
  563. >It's your turn to suddenly cough.
  564. >You turn to her.
  565. "Say what?"
  566. >She looks you in the eyes with tears streaming down her face, matting her fur.
  567. >"I AM YOUR BUCKING SECRET ADMIRER, NOT THAT IT MATTERS!"
  568. >oshit.jpg
  569. "Lyra, I-"
  570. >"NO, I GET IT ANON, WE'RE JUST CUTE LITTLE PETS, HOW COULD YOU LOVE ONE OF US!"
  571. >You're glad that you're outside town at the very least so that you aren't causing a scene, Lyra can really yell.
  572. "Lyra that's not what I meant by that!"
  573. >THEN... THEN WHAT DID YOU MEAN?"
  574. "Just, I'm not ready for a relationship Ok?"
  575. >She stares at you a moment longer with tears running down her face like a river before turning and galloping away.
  576. >You don't bother trying to chase after her, you know you won't be able to catch up.
  577. >..FUCKING PONIES.
  578. >You head into town, you don't know how you're gonna deal with Lyra but the immediate solution is certain.
  579. >You knock on the dull green door.
  580. "Berry! Get your ass out here!"
  581. >Berry Punch opens the door with a yawn, still tired from whatever she did last night.
  582. >"What is it Anon?"
  583. >You physically grab her and pull her out of the doorway, shutting it behind her.
  584. "We're going drinking."
  585. >Your tone conveys there is no opting out of it.
  586. >Berry starts to walk with you.
  587. >"You know I'm always up for some drinks, but what's the occasion?"
  588. >You stick your hands in your pockets and sigh.
  589. "Girls. ... Mares. ... A mare to be precise."
  590. >Berry starts to walk faster and you speed up to match her pace.
  591. >"Shit dude why didn't you say so? We need to get to the bar ASAP."
  592. >You're now sat down at the bar with Berry Punch in a booth.
  593. >You take a long swig of the hard cider.
  594. >If you ever return home the thing you'd miss the most would be the cider.
  595. >Shit is good.
  596. >"So, who's the mare?" Berry Punch brings you back to reality after taking a sip of her own glass of cider.
  597. >You sigh and lean back in your chair staring at the ceiling.
  598. "Lyra."
  599. >"The mare who gave us the tickets at the carnival?"
  600. "Mhmm."
  601. >Keep drinking the cider.
  602. >Makes life easier.
  603. >"So what exactly happened?"
  604. "[detailed explanation of how shit went down]"
  605. >Berry Punch doesn't interrupt.
  606. >Once you're finished with your story she finishes her glass and says, "Damn dude. You fucked up."
  607. >You shoot her a withered look.
  608. "Ya don't say?"
  609. >She shrugs, "I do say."
  610. >She turns towards the bar and yells, "HEY, Could we get a couple more hard ciders?"
  611. >The bartender nods at Berry and starts to fill out the order.
  612. >"So do you have any idea of how to fix this little fiasco?"
  613. "Give it a couple days then talk to her and try smooth it out."
  614. >Berry nods in approval, "Sounds good. Give her some time to calm down and then talk it out like adults."
  615. >The bartender hands you and BP your drinks.
  616. "Thanks."
  617. >You pay him for the drinks and he walks back to the bar.
  618. >You and Berry drink and talk some more, but decide to part ways after this.
  619. >Even if you have girl problems heavy drinking is not a good way to start the day.
  620. >You leave the bar slightly buzzed and decide to head back home and be lazy.
  621. >You don't really feel like doing anything in town and you have a couple of nice books to read.
  622. >You enter your home and go over to your bed and flop down.
  623. >You were planning on reading, but the booze combined with the mental stress tuckered you out and before you know it you're asleep.
  624. >You feel something warm on top of you.
  625. >It's comfy, like a blanket.
  626. >The warmth nuzzles into you and wraps it's wings around you.
  627. >...
  628. >You open your eyes to see Rainbow Dash on top of you.
  629. >...
  630. "Rainbow Dash?"
  631. >"Yes?"
  632. "Why are you still in my house?"
  633. >"I left and came back."
  634. >This bitch does have a house right?
  635. "Why are you on top of me?"
  636. >"Because you're warm."
  637. >...
  638. >.........
  639. "Kden."
  640. >You close your eyes and try to fall asleep again, too tired to deal with a needy pony.
  641. >"So you and Lyra aren't friends anymore, huh?"
  642. >Saywut?
  643. "How do you know about that?"
  644. >"I'm glad you listened to me, I really am the only mare you need Anon."
  645. >Is this bitch ignoring you?
  646. >You sit up, forcing her off your chest and onto your lap.
  647. "Rainbow Dash how the hell do you know about that?"
  648. >"I know because I care about you, obviously like that bitch Lyra doesn't."
  649. >"If she really loved you she wouldn't have let something as small as what happened hurt her, she would work past it."
  650. "Dash, what the hell are you-"
  651. >Top Cunt stands up on her back legs and leans forward, putting her forelegs on your shoulders for support, but then sliding forward so that your faces are almost touching.
  652. >"But it's ok that she doesn't love you Anon, because I'm the only mare you need. You don't have to talk to anypony else, I'll ALWAYS be here for you."
  653. >You open your mouth to say something, probably object to the obsessive crap she's spouting.
  654. >As you do Rainbow Dash immediately closes the last gap between the two of you and locks her lips with yours in a kiss.
  655. >Your eyes widen and your body goes stiff, not expecting this at all.
  656. >Rainbow Dash isn't exactly hesitating either, and before you can react her tongue is in your mouth.
  657. >You regain motor functions and try to pull back from the kiss but Dash follows you
  658. >She's lying on top of you once again.
  659. >After what feels like an eternity she pulls back, gasping for air.
  660. "Rainbow Dash what the fuck!"
  661. >She grins at you, her pupils are pinpricks, making her look quite crazy.
  662. >"Oh shut up Anon, I know you like it."
  663. >She rubs the 'lower' area of her body against yours.
  664. >"And I can TELL you like this."
  665. >Brain and heart say no, Dong says yes.
  666. >Donging intensifies
  667. >Must resist.
  668. >Dong refuses to cooperate.
  669. >Rainbow Dash still has that creep ass look on her face.
  670. >Huge smile, tiny pupils.
  671. >"You don't need anypony else Anon, I'm the only pony. Nopony can ever love you as much as I do Anon! Not Derpy, not Berry Punch, and not THAT STUPIDE WHORSE LYRA!"
  672. >Jesus Christ!
  673. >DONG WE MADE A PROMISE!
  674. >WE PROMISED TO NEVER DONG CRAZY!
  675. >But Anon we have't Donged in so long!
  676. >*tear in eye* I know Dong, but please hold off for just a little longer!
  677. >...Fine, but you better fix this problem soon.
  678. > With your dong's solemn promise to not Dong Dash, you find yourself filled with newfound strength.
  679. >You throw Dash off you and stand up, taking a few steps back.
  680. >Dash starts to get up saying, "Come on Anon, just-"
  681. >Dash is starting to get on her feet.
  682. "Sit!"
  683. >Dash looks at you surprised, pausing in her actions, "Anon I'm not-"
  684. "SIT!"
  685. >You don't know what the hell you're doing.
  686. >Dash puts her plot back on the bed staring at you surprised.
  687. "We're gonna talk calmly, like adults, Ok?"
  688. >Dash nods at you and appears to calm down.
  689. >She's no longer smiling and her pupils are more normal sized.
  690. >Holy shit it's actually working.
  691. "How, do you know so much about what I do?"
  692. >She smiles again, but it's less creepy, "Because I care about you Anon, if you're ever in pain I need to know."
  693. >She's still talking creepy...
  694. >You don't think you're gonna get a real answer for that question, so you decide to drop it.
  695. "Why are you so obsessed with me only needing you?"
  696. >She cocks her head and looks at you oddly before giggling, "That's just because it's true. You don't need anypony, but me. You may not realize it yet, but you will."
  697. >Jesus, she's crazier than you thought!
  698. "Why are you so obsessed with ME?"
  699. >She stares at you again, that blank look she's had before returning.
  700. >She suddenly sits upright and looks at you, "Because I love you!"
  701. Alright, les go.
  702.  
  703. >You pause, slightly shocked by how casually she said that.
  704. >Her tone implied the statement was obvious, like it hardly even needed saying.
  705. >Before you can say anything, she gets up on the bed and turns out around so that her butt is facing you.
  706. >She then stretches out her body much like a cat would, leaving her ass hanging in the air.
  707. >She looks back at you with half-lidded eyes, "Anon, are you sure there isn't a different reason you want me to stay on the bed?"
  708. >...
  709. >GODDAMNIT DONG WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS!
  710. >You fight the primal urge inside you.
  711. "No, Rainbow Dash."
  712. >She frowns, but sits down again.
  713. >"Fine, we can do that another time."
  714. >She suddenly does that thing where she just stares at you without really looking at you.
  715. >She snaps out of it as suddenly and unexpectedly as the other times as she flies out the door saying, "Gotta go now, we can talk more later Anon!"
  716. >You need to start using your lock.
  717. >And get locks for the windows.
  718. >You decide this is very high on your list of shit that needs to happen and head out the door to the hardware store.
  719. >One uneventful shopping trip later and you have enough locks to make your house completely secure.
  720. >You encountered Carrot Top while there and you both awkwardly ignored each other.
  721. >Not really much to say.
  722. >On your way home, your path is blocked by an earth pony (it's Bon Bon, and I'm too lazy to describe her)
  723. >She's glaring at you and not moving out of your way.
  724. "Can I help you?"
  725. >The mare snorts and says, "Are you Anonymous?"
  726. >The hell does this hoe want?
  727. "That's my name, don't wear it out."
  728. >She snorts again.
  729. >Maybe she has a cold?
  730. >"Are you the Anonymous that made my good friend and roommate Lyra come crying through town this morning?"
  731. >oshit.jpg
  732. "You know, I would love to stand here with a bag full of heavy metal locks and have a lovely, rational, non-violent talk with you, but I really need to get going."
  733. >The bitch doesn't move a centimeter.
  734. >"Well you're going to have wait Anonymous, cause we're not going anywhere."
  735. >To emphasize her point she she stamps the ground.
  736. >This cunt.
  737. >You know what?
  738. >No.
  739. >You really don't feel like dealing with this right now.
  740. >You walk around her and continue on your merry way.
  741. >Lyra's roommate quickly starts to follow you.
  742. >"Hey I'm not done talking to you!"
  743. >You phase and look at her.
  744. "Listen lady, I'm sure under normal circumstances you're a perfectly pleasant person, and maybe we could even be friends, but right now, I really don't feel like putting up with some random pony's bullshit."
  745. >You then turn away and continue on home.
  746. >She doesn't follow you.
  747. >You make it back to your house and begin the arduous process of installing all of your recently purchased locks.
  748. >That took a while.
  749. >It's just about night-time now.
  750. >You have work in the morning and you can't really afford to not go.
  751. >You make a salad and some pasta for dinner, and then head off to sleep.
  752. >You wake up.
  753. >It's still dark out, why the fuck are you awake.
  754. >You groggily sit up and look around.
  755. >Everything seems to be in place.
  756. >Maybe you just-
  757. >*POUND* *POUND* *POUND*
  758. >Or it could be the fucker trying to use door like a bongo.
  759. "GO AWAY! IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!"
  760. >The only response you get is more of the knocking, only faster and more... frantic?
  761. >You sigh and get out of bed and stumble towards your door, opening it.
  762. "Who the fuck is it?"
  763. >You see Rainbow Dash in front of you with the pinprick pupils and a frizzled mane.
  764. >"Anon! Oh thank goodness, you must have forgotten to keep your door unlocked so I could get in, I was getting worried!"
  765. >She quickly barges past you and into your house.
  766. "Rainbow Dash, I had the door locked on purpose, you really need to start sleeping at your own house again."
  767. >Her eye twitches and she quickly makes her way to your bed, "Did you say something? I must've missed it, whatever it doesn't matter. Lets just get to bed, it's really late!"
  768. >>18956330
  769. "No, Dash, seriously, can you just sleep at your house tonight? I really don't feel like having company over right now."
  770. >Eye twitching intensifies.
  771. >"Anon, stop messing around, I'm tired lets sleep."
  772. >No, you really are just not dealing with her shit today, she can take her ball of troubles and take 'em somewhere else.
  773. "I'm not messing around Dash, get out of my house!"
  774. >"But Anon-"
  775. "OUT!"
  776. >You didn't mean to yell, but you just got fed up with her.
  777. >She lowers her ears and slowly trots out the door.
  778. >Once she's outside she gives you those sad puppy eyes.
  779. >She's not saying anything, but it's pretty obvious what she means.
  780. "No means no."
  781. >With that you close the door and lock it.
  782. >You walk back to your head and fall down it, quickly falling asleep.
  783. >Just before your eyes close and sleep overtakes you, you think see something through your window.
  784. >You can't really tell, nor do you really care just then, but it looked like a lone cloud flying so that it was within sight of your window.
  785. >Whatever.
  786. >You have work in the morning, sleep overtakes you.
  787.  
  788. >You wake up feeling surprisingly rejuvenated.
  789. >You actually got a good night sleep!
  790. >You go through your morning routine.
  791. >Shit, Shower, Shave.
  792. >Cereal for breakfast, and you're out the door.
  793. >You head into ponyville, waving Danky Ding as you do so.
  794. >You'll learn her real name someday.
  795. >You open the door to the massage parlor and head in, waving to either Lotus or Aloe.
  796. >You have a hard time remembering which is which.
  797. >You head into the closet that you use as a changing room and get into uniform.
  798. >After changing you start getting the place ready for business along with one of the twins.
  799.  
  800. >You've only got one more massage to go before your lunch break.
  801. >You crack your back as you stretch.
  802. "Who's next?"
  803. >The pink one looks at a list before saying, "Earth Pony, female, medium build, and her first time here as well."
  804. >Cool, newbies don't really know whether or not you you're doing a good job or not.
  805. >You head into the massage room and tidy up a bit while you wait for your pony to show up.
  806. >After a few minutes you hear knock on the door, "Hello, is this the massage room?"
  807. >Lotus and Aloe must be busy if they aren't showing her directly.
  808. "Yes, come right in."
  809. >The door opens to reveal that bitch from yesterday who blocked your path.
  810. >She stops in her tracks, staring at you wide-eyed.
  811. "Well. This is awkward."
  812. >She nods, there's not much else to say to that.
  813. "Well, would you like any particular oil, the default stuff, or none at all?"
  814. >"Huh?"
  815. >She's a smart one.
  816. "I'm asking if you would like an oil for your massage, we have a wide variety to choose from, if you want oil, but don't have one in mind we have a mostly odorless one, if you don't want oil at all that is also an option."
  817. >She snaps out of her stupor, "Oh, um. The default one then, please."
  818. "No problem, now please lie down on the table." here."
  819. >You motion to the massage table in front of you as grab the oil and lube up your hands.
  820. >The mare situates herself on said table.
  821. "Do you have any particular areas you would like me to massage?"
  822. >"Um, my shoulders have been really sore, but I don't want you to start there, could you start on my back first?"
  823. "Of course."
  824. >You start the massage, working your fingers into her back.
  825. "So. What's your name?"
  826. >She lets out a small sigh, "Bon-Bon."
  827. "And I take it you're Lyra's roommate?"
  828. >"Yeah."
  829. >You slowly start to move your hands up her body.
  830. "So what did she tell you happened exactly?"
  831. >"[le detailed explanation]"
  832. "Well, she isn't lying about anything. Yeah, that's what happened, and as much as I love Lyra as a friend, that's all there is to it."
  833. >She tenses up.
  834. >"Are you implying that Lyra is the kind of pony who would lie?"
  835. >implying
  836. "No, I'm saying that in such situations people often leave out some facts, or exaggerate."
  837. >She de-tenses.
  838. >"Yeah, I guess you're right. Sorry about that, it's just that I really care about Lyra and don't like seeing her hurt."
  839. "Mmm."
  840. >There's silence as you continue with the massage, nearing her shoulders.
  841. >"Anon, can I ask you a question?"
  842. "You can ask, depending on the question I may or may not answer."
  843. >She gives you a short laugh in response.
  844. >"I noticed that you've been rooming with Rainbow Dash recently, is there... something going on there?"
  845. >How are all ponies omniscient of your activities?
  846. "No, she stayed with me one night because her house was under construction or something, but the other times she just kind of snuck into my house and I didn't really bother to tell her to go away."
  847. >She looks back at you surprised.
  848. >"Maybe you should get a lock then? ...Oh that's what you had yesterday wasn't it?"
  849. "I do recall saying something about a bag full of locks."
  850. >"Ha."
  851. >You get to her shoulders and she moans in surprise as you work them.
  852. "She tried to sneak in again last night, but the lock stopped her."
  853. >"mmmmm."
  854. >The rest of the massage passes in silence, save for Bon-Bon's occasional moans and groans l-lewd
  855. >Afterwards you help Bon-Bon onto her feet and into the waiting room while she recovers.
  856. >You're able to give ponies massages that they can't normally get due to your fingers, it's the main reason Lotus and Aloe have put so much effort into training you properly.
  857. >Bon-Bon slides a little deeper into her seat.
  858. >"Anon, do you have a time when we could talk a little more? There's some stuff I'd like to talk to you about."
  859. >You finish cleaning up and toss the towel you were using into the used bin.
  860. "I get my lunch break now, lets go."
  861. >You take a sip of your water as the waiter pony walks away.
  862. >Bon-Bon hasn't said a word since.
  863. >"Anonymous, you don't actually seem that bad of a person, I'm sorry I judged you so quickly. It's just, when Lyra came galloping into the house crying and shouting your name-"
  864. >You interrupt her with a wave of your hand.
  865. "Don't worry about it, I understand. Water under the bridge, eh?"
  866. >Bon-Bon smiles, obviously relieved that you aren't going to hold a grudge.
  867. >Some time passes and your food arrives.
  868. >As you're eating you think to ask Bon-Bon a question.
  869. "Bon-Bon, do you know anything about Rainbow Dash?"
  870. >She looks up from her salad at you curiously.
  871. >"What do you mean?"
  872. "Well, I mean if she has any friends, any drinking habits, any tragic events in her life that would lead to a crippling fear of abandonment."
  873. >She gives you a small laugh.
  874. >"That's oddly specific."
  875. "I'm specifically odd."
  876. >"Ha."
  877. >"No, I don't really know too much about her aside from general stuff."
  878. >You motion for her to continue.
  879. >Bon-Bon sighs and thinks for a moment.
  880. >"She works in the weather team, she's the Element of Loyalty, she's a super hardcore wonderbolts fan, she's friends with the other elements... That about sums up my Rainbow Dash knowledge. You would be better off asking one of her friends if you want to know stuff about her."
  881. >The other elements.
  882. >You know Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie, so you should be able to talk to one of them about why she's clingy.
  883. >You finish up your meal with Bon-Bon and start to head back to work.
  884. >Before you go, Bon-Bon turns to you.
  885. >"Listen, can you come by sometime? I'd appreciate it if you could... "fix" Lyra."
  886. >She hands you a note with her address.
  887. "Sure, goodbye for now then."
  888. >"Later."
  889.  
  890. >You're cleaning up the massage room after doing a horn massage for a unicorn.
  891. >You try not to think about the reactions unicorns get from horn massages.
  892. >It was honestly almost a breaking point for you, knowing that you'd be quite literally bringing ponies to orgasm most days, but the pay was too good to pass up.
  893. >You sigh, maybe once you have enough bits saved up you can get a different job.
  894. "Who's next?"
  895. >The blue one looks at her list.
  896. >"Pegasus, female, wing massage as well."
  897. >Ugh, wing massages are almost as bad as the horn massages.
  898. >Almost.
  899. >Pegasi can't magically send you across the room on accident.
  900. >You're still thankful Lotus and Aloe padded the walls just for you.
  901. >A moment later the pegasus you're giving a massage to walks in.
  902. >"Hey Anon!"
  903. >Oh what the shit.
  904. >It's fucking Rainbow Dash.
  905. >She isn't even surprised to see you!
  906. "Rainbow Dash?"
  907. >"The one and only!"
  908. >She trots over to the massage table and settles herself in.
  909. >"Please use Hot Oil #7."
  910. >You automatically start to grab the oil.
  911. "How did you know I work here?"
  912. >She just giggles.
  913. >She ACTUALLY fucking giggles.
  914. >Not like a small cute laugh.
  915. >But an actual giggle.
  916. >"I don't feel your hands on my wings yet~"
  917. >How did she
  918. >Why is she?
  919. >...
  920. >FUCKING PONIES.
  921. >You sigh and put your hands on her back near the wing joints and start to dig in.
  922. >She's already fucking groaning.
  923. >This is gonna be a long massage.
  924. >Wing massages are a tricky thing for ponies most of the time.
  925. >Hooves are way to big and clumsy to really handle something as delicate as a wing.
  926. >Unicorns can use their telekinesis to maneuver sticks or rods to try and do it, but it requires a great deal of skill and concentration.
  927. >It's a very rare skill among unicorns, and makes such massages very expensive and hard to find.
  928. >You however, have hands.
  929. >And fingers.
  930. >With your god given tools you're able to give these massages with relative ease.
  931. >The only real problem is that these wing massages bring most pegasi to orgasm.
  932. >And now you have to give one to the pony who's been creepily clingy to you.
  933. >And announced her love to you.
  934. >And has broken into your house to sleep with you.
  935. >... The list goes on.
  936. >Regardless, you need the money this job provides, and aren't in a position to decline a paying client.
  937. >You start at the base of the wings, where they connect to the back.
  938. >This is a very delicate spot and if you apply too much force you could easily snap off her wings.
  939. >But if you apply just the right amount, it relieves a lot of stress and pressure that builds up in the area due to all the use it gets from most pegasi.
  940. >You dig your fingers in and around the area, being careful not to push too much on the actual bone.
  941. >"Ohh, yesssss."
  942. >You've gotten used to tuning out the moans of the customers.
  943. >Just work past it.
  944. "Please extend your wing."
  945. >"Anything you ask!"
  946. >You think she's trying to sound sultry.
  947. >It doesn't really work with her natural raspiness and voice cracks.
  948. >She unfurls her wing to it's fullest extent.
  949. >You pull up the padded table kept in the room to support her wing.
  950. >You've learned through experience that if you run your hand along their wing, you can judge which spots need more attention than others based on how much they moan.
  951. >You begin this process with Dash.
  952. >...
  953. >She didn't stop moaning.
  954. >At all.
  955. >You're pretty sure she actually orgasmed just from you doing that.
  956. >Oh boy.
  957. >You're gonna need towels.
  958. >Pegasi achieve orgasm commonly during the massage, but not this early.
  959. >You keep towels in the room for the mares that are a little more... excitable than the others.
  960. >You grab one of them.
  961. "Could you lift your rear please?"
  962. >"Do it for me."
  963. >Wut?
  964. "What?"
  965. >She doesn't bother moving her head.
  966. >"Lift my butt for me."
  967. >She gives her behind a little shake as evidence.
  968. >Uugggh.
  969. >You can't really deny her.
  970. >You sigh.
  971. "One moment please."
  972. >You scoop up Dash's legs with one arm, and start to spread the towel out beneath her.
  973. >*Drip*
  974. >What was that?
  975. >*Drip*
  976. >Somethings getting on your arm.
  977. >*Drip*
  978. >What the hell is that?
  979. >...
  980. >Don't think about it.
  981. >You finish spreading out the towel and put her legs back down before any other... substances get on your arm.
  982. >"Thanks Aaanon."
  983. >You suppress a shiver.
  984. >You don't think any one spot on her wing really needs more attention than the other so you decide to just go with your normal way of doing it.
  985. >You run your hand along the edge of her wing, pressing into the joints and massaging the bone along the edge as well.
  986. >"Fuuuuuuuucck meeee."
  987. >Lotus and Aloe had the room sound proofed because of the horn and wing massages, but you wonder just how effective they are.
  988. >You finish the edge of her wings and start to work along the insides.
  989. >Moaningintensifies.gif
  990. >Maybe you should get ear-muffs.
  991. >That's actually a really good idea.
  992. >You'll talk to Lotus or Aloe about it later.
  993. >Rainbow Dash screams out.
  994. >Pretty sure she came again.
  995. >You look down at the towel to see it's already soaked and needs to be replaced.
  996. >You glance at her legs and see they aren't much better.
  997. >Your arm is not escaping dry.
  998. >The shit you do for money.
  999. >20 minutes later and you've finished the wing.
  1000. >All it took was 4 towels and part of your soul.
  1001. >"Mmmm. Thanks Anon that was great!"
  1002. >You don't even sigh.
  1003. >That's how done with this shit you are.
  1004. >"Now do the next one please!"
  1005. >...
  1006. >Goddamnit.
  1007. >Jesus Christ.
  1008. >You have half a mind to just quit your job right then and there.
  1009. >But no.
  1010. >Rainbow Dash left and you just sat in the corner for a while.
  1011. >Lotus and Aloe noticed the state you were in and gave you the rest of the day off.
  1012. >You're currently sitting at the bar nursing some cider.
  1013. >You would be in your usual booth with Berry Punch, but you couldn't find her.
  1014. >So you sit alone at the bar with nothing but your drink to keep you company.
  1015. >You hear someone sit down next to you and order a drink.
  1016. >You don't overly care, but when you hear a small gasp it gets your attention.
  1017. >If it's Top Cunt you're gonna... you don't actually know what you'll do, but you'll think of something!
  1018. >You turn your head to see sat down right next to you is actually Lyra.
  1019. >...
  1020. >Fuuuun.
  1021. >She's looking away from you with a blush shining through her coat clear as day.
  1022. >Trying to fix a friendship while slightly drunk may not be the best of ideas.
  1023. >... Fuck it, no time like the present.
  1024. "Hey."
  1025. >She turns farther away from you, but you still her squeak out a, "Hi."
  1026. >It's a start.
  1027. >An uncomfortable silence forms between the two of you before you speak again.
  1028. "So. Come here often?"
  1029. >She turns to you now, cheeks slightly less red.
  1030. >"Really?"
  1031. >She laughs a little after delivering her response.
  1032. >You shrug.
  1033. >You're too tired/drunk to be clever.
  1034. >She laughs a little and takes a sip of her drink.
  1035. >"No not too often, thought I would get a drink to help with my troubles. Looks like you had a similar idea."
  1036. >You refuse to remember that ordeal.
  1037. "Something along those lanes."
  1038. >There's silence between you once again.
  1039. >You can't really think of anything to say and so decide to just continue drinking.
  1040. >You've just finished asking the bartender for another.
  1041. >"Hey Anon, I want to tell you something."
  1042. >You look back over to Lyra, and she's looking into her cup as she speaks.
  1043. >Noting your silence she looks to you.
  1044. "Go on"
  1045. >She sighs and downs the last of her cup.
  1046. >"I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
  1047. >Say wut now?
  1048. >"I reacted really immaturely to the things you said. In retrospect you actually handled the situation well, I was just really angry cause I knew Rainbow Dash had spent the last couple nights at your house."
  1049. >Well.
  1050. >That's surprisingly refreshing.
  1051. >A lot of ponies seem to forget their age and just refuse to admit they were in the wrong.
  1052. >Also, everything that happens to you seems to be public knowledge.
  1053. >You're gonna have to look into this later.
  1054. "Thanks Lyra, I appreciate how mature you're being about it now. And that's what matters the most. Friends?"
  1055. >You extend your hand to her.
  1056. >She smiles and shakes it with her hoof.
  1057. >"Friends."
  1058. >You and Lyra part ways on a happy note, all issues resolved.
  1059. >Good, one less problem.
  1060. >You still need to find out why Rainbow Dash suddenly developed a fetish for you.
  1061. >You could visit Rarity and talk to her, but you always feel a little out of place around the high-class pony.
  1062. >If you can manage to get her attention you know Ponka Po should be at Sugar Cube Corner, but she seems to have a million things going on at once.
  1063. >She has more irons in the fire than a blacksmith.
  1064. >You could head down to Applejack's farm and talk to her, but you don't really know her too well, so it would be a little awkward.
  1065. You decide to head down to OrangeStrong's farm.
  1066. >You may not know her too well, but it's better than dealing with Pinkie's energy and Rarity's Rarityness.
  1067. >As you make the long walk to her farm you realize it's going to be a pain getting back to your house, they're about as far away from each other as they could be.
  1068. >Oh well.
  1069. >You make it to the farm and see her Sweetie Bell playing with Applebutts little sister, Applebutt Jr.
  1070. >Names are seriously not your forte.
  1071. >You approach the fillies and overhear the end of their conversation.
  1072. >"Alright girls, you all know the plan?"
  1073. >Scooter-Girl and Sweetie Bell nod their heads in affirmative to Applebutt Jr.'s question.
  1074. >The trio of ponies turn around and upon seeing you, they freeze, eyes wide.
  1075. >Come on, you aren't that scary.
  1076. "Hey girls, do you know where Applejack is? I need to talk to her."
  1077. >Applebow points you to one of the rows of tree.
  1078. >"Down 12 rows, then right 5 or 6."
  1079. >Happy to not have to deal with whatever shenanigans they have planned you thank them and make your way off in the direction
  1080. >You hear one of them breathe a sigh of relief as you leave.
  1081. >Are you really that scary to them?
  1082. >You've babysat Sweetie Bell a few times and know that she's at least Ok with you, you've never really interacted with the other two though.
  1083. >Whatever, you'll focus on that later.
  1084. >You make your way down the trees and find Applejack.
  1085. "Hey AppleJack! You got a moment?"
  1086. >She turns around wiping some sweat off her brow.
  1087. >"Anonymous, what are you doin' down here?"
  1088. >You pick up an apple that she had missed on the floor and toss it into her basket.
  1089. "You're friends with Rainbow Dash right?"
  1090. >She gives you a nod, her look of confusion only growing.
  1091. "Then I really need to talk with you."
  1092. >Applehorse catches the serious note in your tone and gives you her full attention.
  1093. >”What’s goin’ on Sugar Cube? And what does Dash have ta do with this?”
  1094. >You take a deep breath, this is going to take some explaining.
  1095. “I have some questions about her, she’s been spending a lot of time with me recently and I’d just like to learn a little more about her.”
  1096. >AppleJack gives you another odd look.
  1097. >”Then why dontcha’ go talk ta her?”
  1098. >Because she’s coo coo for Coco Puffs.
  1099. “Humor me please, I’m not sure if I would get a straight answer from her.”
  1100. >You hadn’t really considered that AppleJack would turn you down.
  1101. >You’d really hate it if this trip was for naught.
  1102. >AppleJack sighs.
  1103. >”I’m not sayin’ I’ll answer ya, but what do you want ta know?”
  1104. >Partial success! You’ll take it!
  1105. “Well, I’ve noticed that she’s very… needy, I guess you could call it, I was wondering if you might know if there’s any specific reason as to that?”
  1106. >AppleJack thinks on it, not shifting her gaze from you.
  1107. >You’re starting to get a little uncomfortable, just standing in front of her with her staring at you.
  1108. >”Could you elaborate on what you mean by needy?”
  1109. >She broke into your house and slept on top of you, then went on a rant about you shouldn’t talk to other mares.
  1110. “She likes spending time with me, and prefers to have my full attention whenever we’re together.”
  1111. >AppleJack thinks again before sighing.
  1112. >”Well, Ah don’t know any specific events that made her like that, but she’s always been a very social mare. Never really liked bein’ alone, but that’s just how she’s always been. Ah assume ya also know her reputation as the Element of Loyalty?”
  1113. >You nod.
  1114. >”Well she certainly deserves it. She’s fierce loyal to those she chooses, if anything I would guess she just took a likin’ to ya.”
  1115. >You’d actually forgotten about the Element of Loyalty thing, maybe that has something to do with it.
  1116. “Ok, thanks AppleJack, that’s all I needed!”
  1117. >You start to leave, thinking on what AppleJack told you.
  1118. >Before you’re out of earshot AppleJack calls out to you.
  1119. >”Anonymous, is everything alright? Ya seem troubled.”
  1120. >You turn around to look back at AppleAss.
  1121. >NO! Rainbow Dash is starting to creep the fuck out of you and you’re not sure how to deal with it!
  1122. “I’m fine, but thanks for asking AppleJack!”
  1123. >AppleJack frowns, but doesn’t say anything else.
  1124. >You let out a sigh of your own as you start the walk back.
  1125. >It’s gonna be night by the time you get to your house.
  1126. >As you’re walking and letting your thoughts roam, you remember seeing Sweetie Bell with her friends and wonder what they were up to.
  1127. >You hope she doesn’t do anything stupid, she’s a good kid, but is really caught up in the whole Cutie Mark thing.
  1128. >A stray thought tugs at the back of your head.
  1129. >Sweetie Bell.
  1130. >Isn’t Rarity going up to some party in Canterlot tonight?
  1131. >Didn’t Rarity ask you to…
  1132. >Shit.
  1133. >You glance at the setting and start running.
  1134. >You MIGHT be able to make it to the boutique in time.
  1135.  
  1136. >You swiftly make your way to the clothes shop, panting as you slow to a walk just outside the door.
  1137. >You quickly run a hand through your hair and pat down your clothes before entering.
  1138. >You see Rarity hurrying around the shop, doing last minute things.
  1139. >Sweetie Bell sits in the middle of it all with a displeased frown as she rests her head on a hoof.
  1140. >Rarity glances at you as you walk in.
  1141. >”Ah, Anonymous, I was beginning to fear you weren’t going to show up.”
  1142. >You make eye contact with Sweetie Bell and wink, getting her attention.
  1143. “Why Rarity! I’m offended! Are you implying that I would be as ungentlemanly as to forget about you?”
  1144. >Flustered, Rarity almost drops the mannequin she’s moving as she hurries around the shop.
  1145. >”Of course not Anonymous, it’s just that-“
  1146. >You interrupt her with an overly dramatic sigh, and turn your face.
  1147. “No, I understand Rarity, you could never view an ape such as myself as a gentleman, I’m sorry for thinking so highly of you.”
  1148. >Sweetie Bell giggles a little at your antics.
  1149. >Rarity is too busy making sure that everything is just so to notice just how much you’re playing her.
  1150. >”Oh Anonymous Darling, I didn’t mean it like that at all, please do forgive me!”
  1151. >You perform a very theatric bow.
  1152. “Of course Rarity, anything for a Lady.”
  1153. >Sweetie Bell can’t contain her laughter now, and starts to giggle uncontrollably.
  1154. >Rarity finally notices Sweetie Bell’s laughter, your theatrics and puts two and two together [spoiler]it equals potato[/spoiler].
  1155. >”Oh very funny Anonymous, can you please take Sweetie Bell now? I do need to get going.”
  1156. >You stifle a chuckle of your own.
  1157. “Sure thing Rarity.”
  1158. >And then to Sweetie Bell.
  1159. “Lets get going.”
  1160. >Sweetie Bell hops up and happily makes her way to your side, picking up a pair of saddle-bags with her stuff.
  1161. >”Read to Anon!”
  1162. >Rarity gives Sweetie Bell a stern glance.
  1163. >Sweetie Bell sighs.
  1164. >”Sorry, Mr. Anon.”
  1165. >Glancing intensifies.
  1166. >”Mr. Anonymous.”
  1167. >Appeased, Rarity turns away again and the two of you head out the door on the way to your house.
  1168. >As you walk the path to your house Sweetie Bell makes sure to stick close to you, the growing darkness obviously making her a little uneasy.
  1169. >She’s practically walking into you as you continue along the dirt path.
  1170. “You ok Sweetie Bell?”
  1171. >She jumps a little in surprise, quickly inching a little farther away from you.
  1172. >”Y-Yeah I’m fine Anon, I just forget sometimes how far away your house is.”
  1173. >Your house is a decent ways away from the town to be fair, but it’s intentional.
  1174. >Ignoring that particular comment though, you turn head up and make your voice as elegant and posh sounding as possible.
  1175. “That is MR. Anonymous to you young lady.”
  1176. >She giggles once again and lightly punches your leg.
  1177. >You walk in silence a little longer.
  1178. >You’re just about at your house now.
  1179. >”I like it when I get to spend the night with you Anon.”
  1180. >You look down at her to see she’s looking down and away from you in embarrassment.
  1181. >You smile, she really is adorable.
  1182. >You lean down to ruffle her mane.
  1183. >”And I like it when you spend the night Sweetie Bell.”
  1184. >She leans away from your hand instinctively and looks up to you, a small smile on her face.
  1185. >”Really? Sis always says I’m just a pain.”
  1186. >You smile back.
  1187. “Of course I do, you are a wonderful little guest.”
  1188. >You smile wider, making it completely messing up her mane.
  1189. “I also love how much your Sis pays to let you be a wonderful little guest.”
  1190. >Sweetie Bell runs ahead of you, laughing and screaming a little as you chase after her.
  1191. >You quickly have pinned between you and and the door to your house.
  1192. >You loom over her menacingly.
  1193. >She still can’t help but giggle as her mane slightly obscures her face.
  1194. >As you reach your hand forward she shrinks from it, short little laughs coming out of her non-stop now.
  1195. >As your hand reaches her and she can scoot back no more, you boop her on the nose.
  1196. “I win.”
  1197. >She laughs again, standing up as you unlock the door to your house.
  1198. >”No fair, you’re way bigger than me!”
  1199. >You chuckle and open the door, walking with her.
  1200. “Tough noogies, dems da rules.”
  1201. >Sweetie Bell pouts at you, but she can’t keep it up for long and quickly makes her way to the kitchen with you.
  1202. >”What’s for dinner Anon?”
  1203. >You had completely forgotten you were actually babysitting Sweetie Bell today, and hadn’t prepared anything.
  1204. >Looking through your cupboards, you see cereal and some cooking ingredients, but nothing enough for a dinner for two.
  1205. >You check the weird ice-chest/fridge thing they use in Equestria.
  1206. >You’ve got vegetables and potatoes and stuff.
  1207. >You move over to a separate cupboard and pull out a big pot.
  1208. “We’re gonna make a nice hearty stew.
  1209. >In the past you’ve been careful to always have a nice dinner planned for when Sweetie Bell comes over, so she’s gotten used to have nice food when at your place.
  1210. >She smiles, sure that you have a nice thing planned out.
  1211. >”Is there anything I can do to help?”
  1212. >She has an eager smile on her face as she watches you pull out the pot and other ingredients.
  1213. “Could toss some wood and tinder into the fireplace?”
  1214. >Seeing as how you’re doing this on the fly, you don’t have any ready to boil up the water and the rest of your food. [spoiler]Does Equestria have stoves?[/spoiler]
  1215. >Sweetie Bell does as asked brings some wood from your pile over to the fireplace.
  1216. >You’ve filled the pot with water and have your ingredients laid out on your counter-top now.
  1217. >You take the key in your pocket and open the locked box you keep next to the fireplace.
  1218. >You pull out a tightly sealed cloth bag and open it and take just a small pinch of the shiny powder inside.
  1219. >You sprinkle the smidgen you got onto the logs and carefully lock the bag away again.
  1220. >Sweetie Bell looks at you in confusion.
  1221. >”What was that stuff Anon? Why do you keep it locked up? Is it valuable? Why did you put it on the logs?”
  1222. >As much as you like Sweetie Bell, she can get annoying with all those questions sometimes.
  1223. >You put silence her with a glance.
  1224. >You do however, have her well trained to stop asking questions if you look sufficiently displeased.
  1225. >You take a match from your match box and light it up.
  1226. >You push Sweetie Bell back a bit.
  1227. “Stand back.”
  1228. >You edge as close to the fireplace as you dare, and toss the match inside, pulling back the instant the match is out of your hands.
  1229. >As soon as the flame makes contact with wood, there’s an audible woos as fire suddenly springs up spilling over the roof of the fireplace slightly.
  1230. >It spreading to the other logs at an unbelievable pace.
  1231. >Sweetie Bell gasps at the sudden flames.
  1232. >The flames go strong for a second longer before going down to a more normal sized fire.
  1233. >"Woah, what was that Anon?"
  1234. >Wash your hands, just in case some of it got on you.
  1235. "It's this magic powder that I got as a house warming gift. I don't know any of the science behind it, but when you light it it goes up damn fast."
  1236. >Sweetie Bell watches the fire in wonder.
  1237. >"Isn't that a little dangerous?"
  1238. >You begin chopping the vegetables and other ingredients.
  1239. "Extremely, that's why I keep it in a locked box. There is one key, and I keep it with me at all times. The bag is also magicky and can't actually be set on fire itself."
  1240. >"Coooooool."
  1241. >You don't really like the way Sweetie Bell is looking at the locked box.
  1242. >You've seen the things her and her friends can do, the last thing you want is for them to get there hands on a powder that makes fire.
  1243. >You pick up the cutting board and slide all the stuff into the heating up water.
  1244. >After some time stirring the pot and playing with Sweetie Bell, you decide the stew is ready.
  1245. >You put on some oven mitts and pull the pot out of the fireplace and onto your table.
  1246. >You ladle out the contents to yourself and Sweetie Bell.
  1247. >You eat in silence.
  1248. >You hear a tapping come from your window a couple times, but when you got up to check it out there was nothing.
  1249. >Probably just an animal or something.
  1250. >After dinner you sit down on the couch and pull out a book with a blank leather cover.
  1251. >The ponies must never learn what leather is.
  1252. >You pat the couch seat next to you and Sweetie Bell happily hops up.
  1253. "So, what should we do now?"
  1254. >She clops her hooves excitedly.
  1255. >"Tell me stories about your world!"
  1256. >You scratch your chin thoughtfully.
  1257. "A story? Aren't you too old for those by now?"
  1258. >Sweetie Bell shakes her head enthusiastically.
  1259. >"Nuh-uh! Not for your stories!"
  1260. >You grin, no matter how many times you do this you still love it.
  1261. "Alright Sweetie Bell, you're ready for the story?"
  1262. >She shakes her head vigorously.
  1263. >She's started to really enjoy hearing stories about your world.
  1264. "Ok then, what do you want to hear about this time?"
  1265. >"Hmmm."
  1266. >She thinks about for a moment, knowing that she only gets one story per visit.
  1267. >"Tell me about your old job!"
  1268. >Wasn't expecting that.
  1269. >You'd mentioned that you'd had a job in previous stories to her, but had never really expanded on it.
  1270. "Are you sure? It's not really that exciting."
  1271. >She nods up and down with a big smile on her face.
  1272. >Jesus she is adorable.
  1273. "Ok then. Well, once upon a time, before I came to Equestria, I lived alone in a small house. Unlike what happened hear in Equestria, my house wasn't just given to me. I had to pay for it. I couldn't find too many jobs at the time, but I really wanted the house and took the one that payed the most."
  1274. >"And what was that Anon?"
  1275. >You give her a look for interrupting you.
  1276. >She realizes her mistake instantly.
  1277. >"Sorry," She then gives you that kicked puppy look that melt even the coldest of hearts.
  1278. >She really is too cute. It's not fair.
  1279. >You ruffle her mane once again.
  1280. "It's ok, just don't do it again, alright?"
  1281. >She smiles, happy once again and nods.
  1282. "Ok then. I was a fisherman. My job was to get on a boat each day, and go out in the ocean, and catch lots of fish for people to eat."
  1283. >Sweetie Bell grimaces a bit at the thought of eating fish, but doesn't do more.
  1284. >She's learned to accept that you eat meat.
  1285. "I would catch lots of fish, and then sell it to all the other humans."
  1286. >She waits for you to continue.
  1287. "That's it, stories over, time for bed."
  1288. >"What? But that was hardly a few sentences!"
  1289. >You chuckle.
  1290. "I told you it wasn't that interesting, you're the one who wanted to know."
  1291. >She realizes there's no real arguing to that and just pouts sullenly.
  1292. >You stifle a laugh.
  1293. "Come on Sweetie Bell, lets get your bed unpacked."
  1294. >She had this little box thing that turned into a full sized bed.
  1295. >No, you don't know how it works.
  1296. >It's fucking magic.
  1297. >You start clearing space for her magical bed as she goes through her pack.
  1298. >You've finished moving the couch and the coffee table when Sweetie Bell comes up behind you with a blush on her face.
  1299. >"Umm, Mr.Anon?"
  1300. >She only calls you that when she's in trouble.
  1301. >What the hell could she have done in the few seconds you weren't watching her?
  1302. "Yes Sweetie Bell?"
  1303. >She scrapes her hoof against the floor nervously.
  1304. >"I forgot my bed..."
  1305. >Oh is that all?
  1306. >You were actually worried for a second there!
  1307. >The relief on your face must be evident as Sweetie Bell looks a little less nervous now.
  1308. "Ok, you'll just have to sleep on the couch for tonight then."
  1309. >You move to put the couch back to it's original position, but Sweetie Bell tugs your pants leg to get your attention once more.
  1310. >"N-No!"
  1311. >You raise an eyebrow.
  1312. >"I-It's just that I've never slept on anything except a bed, I'm afraid I won't sleep well otherwise."
  1313. >Ugh...
  1314. "Fine, you can share my bed with me for tonight."
  1315. >"Really?"
  1316. >She gives you a hopeful look.
  1317. "Really, now go brush your teeth and mane before I change my mind."
  1318. >She gives you a big smile and dashes off to do as you say.
  1319. >You change into your pajamas and perform your own nightly rituals.
  1320. >Once you're finished you go back to your bed and see Sweetie Bell in it, waiting for you.
  1321. >You don't say anything as you turn off the lights and climb into the other side of the bed.
  1322. >"Night Anon!"
  1323. >Even when going to sleep she's chipper.
  1324. "Goodnight Sweetie Bell."
  1325. >You turn away from her and look out your wind.
  1326. >You can make out a lone cloud in the night sky.
  1327. >You'll have to let a weather pony know they left a cloud out.
  1328. >Pretty sure it was there last night as well.
  1329. >You yawn and close your eyes.
  1330. >Sleepy...
  1331. >You wake up well rested.
  1332. >You also wake up without a blue mare glomped on you.
  1333. >This day is already looking good.
  1334. >You open your eyes and move to get out of bed, only to feel something warm and soft weighing you down.
  1335. >Sweetie Bell is holding onto your arm like a teddy bear.
  1336. >So fucking cute.
  1337. >And while you wouldn't mind just taking the moment, you're hungry, and you know Sweetie Bell gets hungry as well.
  1338. >You snake your arm out of her grip, and replace it with an actual teddy bear that you have.
  1339. >You're still not sure how out of all the things that could've been transported with you, your teddy bear was one of them.
  1340. >Not that you'd ever complain about that.
  1341. >Mr.Bear has been a loyal companion with you throughout this whole ordeal.
  1342. >Memories of the past aside, you start making breakfast.
  1343. >You notice that cloud from last night is still in the same spot.
  1344. >You realize, oddly enough, that it's starting to annoy you.
  1345. >You didn't realize just how used you were to the perfect skies in Equestria.
  1346. >You'll have to get a pegasus to fix that for you.
  1347. >You have just enough fruits for a fruit salad so you start to chop them up.
  1348. >After you have them in two separate bowls, you hear Sweetie Bell walk up behind you.
  1349. >"Good morning Anon!"
  1350. >She's certainly chipper.
  1351. "Good morning Sweetie Bell, did you sleep well?"
  1352. >"Yup! But when I woke up I was holding a teddy bear, and it wasn't mine."
  1353. "That's my teddy bear, when I woke up you were actually holding on to me, so I replaced myself with him."
  1354. >You turn around to see Sweetie Bell blushing furiously.
  1355. >You wish you had a camera.
  1356. >The cuteness would last longer that way.
  1357. >"S-Sorry about that Anon, I just get nightmares sometimes and I-"
  1358. "No worries Sweetie Bell, lets just eat breakfast, I know how starving you are when you wake up."
  1359. >Sweetie Bell giggles at your teasing and hops over to your table and into a chair.
  1360. >You talk with her some more and play a bit before you an elegant knock on your door.
  1361. >How does she do that?
  1362. >How does she even make her fucking knocks elegant.
  1363. >Fucking ponies.
  1364. >You open the door to see Rarity looking none the worse for wear, despite having gone to a party.
  1365. >"Good morning Anonymous, I've come by to pick up Sweetie Bell."
  1366. "Morning Rarity, would you like something to eat? I've still got some fruit salad."
  1367. >You step aside and motion for her to come in.
  1368. >"No no, I wouldn't want to impose. Has Sweetie Bell been a good girl for you?"
  1369. >You put on a pleasant smile. Talking with Rarity meant remembering all the manners you normally didn't bother with.
  1370. "Of course, she was the perfect guest, she even helped me make dinner last night."
  1371. >It's not that big of a lie.
  1372. >She did put logs in the fireplace for you.
  1373. >Rarity smiles, genuinely pleased to hear this.
  1374. >"How lovely, I do try and teach her manners, but I fear that I just don't get to her sometimes."
  1375. >Sweetie Bell finished gathering her stuff, she knew what the knock meant and all the formalities I had to go through with her sister.
  1376. >Rarity notices Sweetie Bell with her pack on.
  1377. >"Are you ready to go Sweetie Bell?"
  1378. >"Mhm!"
  1379. >Sweetie Bell starts to walk out the door, but Rarity gives her a look.
  1380. >"Sorry Sis."
  1381. >She rushes over to you and gives you a quick hug.
  1382. >"Thanks for letting me stay Mr. Anonymous!"
  1383. >You chuckle and mess her mane up, knowing that she had done it up very carefully for Rarity's inspection.
  1384. "You're welcome Sweetie Bell, remember, you're welcome back anytime."
  1385. >The two marshmallow ponies leave your house after one last thank you from Rarity.
  1386. >Ah, you like having Sweetie Bell over.
  1387. >Reminds you of...
  1388. >OH SHIT YOU HAVE WORK
  1389. >You get your ass out the door and start booking it to town, waving to Rarity and a giggling Sweetie Bell as you do so.
  1390. >You get through the day without any incidents.
  1391. >One mare almost beaned you in the head with some magic bullshit after she orgasmed, but you dodged.
  1392. >You've gotten uncomfortably used to doing that.
  1393. >>19141779
  1394. >You look to the skies and see that lone cloud is still above your house.
  1395. >Who do you know that could really deal with that?
  1396. >... The answer is stupidly obvious.
  1397. >As creepy as Dash had been, maybe she's cooled down a bit.
  1398. >You hadn't seen her at all the past couple days.
  1399. >You don't really know how to contact her though.
  1400. >You lie down in the grassy field outside the house, staring at the lone offender to the otherwise clear sky.
  1401. "How does one find Rainbow Dash?"
  1402. >"Hey Anon! You call me?"
  1403. >The fuq?
  1404. >You sit up and look behind you to reveal the one and only
  1405. "Rainbow Dash?"
  1406. >"The one and only!"
  1407. >How did she-
  1408. >"So you called for me?"
  1409. "Oh uh, yeah. There's this cloud that's outside my house that isn't supposed to be. I was wondering if you could get rid of it."
  1410. >"Oh uh, sure thing! Hey, you doing anything for dinner tonight?"
  1411. "Uh, not really."
  1412. >"Great! I've been trying out some recipes for this new meal, I was wondering if you'd like to try some."
  1413. >Rainbow Dash cooking?
  1414. >You guess she lives alone so it makes sense, you just never really made a connection between her and cooking.
  1415. >You're definitely intrigued.
  1416. "Sure, bring it down to my place at around 7, Ok?"
  1417. >Rainbow Dash gives you a salute and a nod before flying off to deal with the offending cloud.
  1418. >As you watch her poof it from existence you can't help but feel a hint of satisfaction.
  1419. >Fucking clouds.
  1420. >Your clock ticks to 7 and you hear a knock on the door.
  1421. >You glance up from the book you were reading.\
  1422. >Damn, talk about punctuality.
  1423. >You open the door to a smiling Rainbow Dash with a plate covered with a towel on top of her back.
  1424. "Right on time I see."
  1425. >She grins her confident grin, "Expect nothing but the best! Besides, I wouldn't want to leave you hanging!"
  1426. >You laugh a little, already starting to forget about her past weirdness.
  1427. "Of course, what was I thinking. Anyways, come on in I've got a table for two right this way."
  1428. >Rainbow Dash blushes slightly but walks in, taking a noticeable inhale.
  1429. >The two of you head to your table and you sit down.
  1430. >She puts the covered plate in front of you with an eager smile and waits.
  1431. >You take of the towel to reveal, a fish filet.
  1432. >Huh.
  1433. >She forces you to give her a sensual massage and she still finds way to surprise you.
  1434. >You notice some problems with the filet just by glancing though.
  1435. >It looks to be over seasoned.
  1436. >And by over seasoned you mean it looks to be covered in whatever spices Dash could find.
  1437. >It's also been cut terribly and looks overdone.
  1438. >Dash is still waiting for you to try it, but you're a little nervous.
  1439. >She's not stopping with the smiling.
  1440. >You guess you should at least have one bite before judging it.
  1441. >...
  1442. >Not actually as bad as you expected.
  1443. >Still pretty bad, but you won't need your stomach pumped at the very least.
  1444. >Dash is waiting for your response.
  1445. "Well, it's very good for a first attempt!"
  1446. >You try to let her off easy.
  1447. >Her smile instantly vanishes, replaced by a small frown.
  1448. >"What do you mean?"
  1449. >Oh boy.
  1450. "It's overdone, you've put way too many spices in it, I can still make out some bone, you've cut it wrong. The list goes on."
  1451. >"O-Oh, sorry Anon, I didn't mean to serve you bad food."
  1452. >Oh god she has the kicked puppy look.
  1453. >Oh sweet Jesus she's actually about to cry.
  1454. >You must fix this.
  1455. "Hey, you said it yourself it's your first time cooking something like this, and believe me, it could've been a lot worse."
  1456. >She looks up to you, she hasn't started crying just yet, there may still be hope!
  1457. "How about this, I actually know a fair amount about cooking and preparing fish, I can teach you!"
  1458. >She sniffs, her eyes are starting to clear.
  1459. >"Y-You'll teach me?"
  1460. "Sure, after work you can stop by and I'll help you learn how to cook up some amazing fish!"
  1461. >And once again she's beaming.
  1462. >You're not sure if it's just Rainbow Dash, or if ponies in general are that bipolar.
  1463. >"Thanks Anon! I'll be the best student ever!"
  1464. >You ruffle her mane instinctively.
  1465. "I'm sure you will."
  1466. >It takes you a moment to realize that you're ruffling her mane like she's a kid.
  1467. >And that she's as old as you, if not older.
  1468. >Takes you another moment to realize she likes it and is actually pushing her head into your hand like a cat.
  1469. >Holy shit.
  1470. >That's fucking adorable.
  1471. "You can stop by at my place after work tomorrow, bring some fish and I'll show you how to cook 'em proper."
  1472. >"You got it Anon!"
  1473. >Alrighty, that should be a nice side distraction for the rest of the week.
  1474. >You realize you don't know why she suddenly wants to learn how to cook fish, but you don't overly care.
  1475. >Rainbow Dash is now just standing next to you, smiling and staring at you.
  1476. >It's not the blank stare, it's like she just can't think of anything better to do.
  1477. "Um, Rainbow Dash, it's getting kind of late, you should probably get back to your house."
  1478. >"Nah I'm good."
  1479. >This bitch
  1480. "Rainbow Dash, seriously, you should go to your house."
  1481. >She doesn't stop smiling.
  1482. >"But you let that little b- Sweetie Bell, stay the night with you, why can't I?"
  1483. >Ugh
  1484. "That's because I was babysitting Sweetie Bell because Rarity was out of town."
  1485. >Rainbow Dash is silent for a moment.
  1486. >"Babysit me then."
  1487. >Wuh?
  1488. "What?"
  1489. >"Babysit me!"
  1490. "Rainbow Dash, I really don't think-"
  1491. >"I'll pay you!"
  1492. >Inner jew is suddenly listening.
  1493. "... Say again?"
  1494. >She smiles wider.
  1495. >"I'll pay you! You pay the babysitter for babysitting anyway right? So I'll pay you!"
  1496. >You could really use some spare bits...
  1497. "How much are we talking?"
  1498. >"70-no-80 bits!"
  1499. "I dunno-"
  1500. >"A day!"
  1501. "..."
  1502. >"..."
  1503. "Go grab whatever you need to spend some time here, it's bed time soon."
  1504. >Rainbow Dash squee's, gives you a hug then rushes out of the house.
  1505. >You can deal with Rainbow Dash if it means an extra 80 bits every time she stays.
  1506. >You toss the remains of Rainbow Dash's dinner while she's gone.
  1507. >You weren't gonna finish eating that.
  1508. >You still have some stew, and take it out of the ice chest and poor it into a bowl, not bothering with heating it up.
  1509. >There's still some left so Rainbow Dash won't starve.
  1510. >You're just finishing eating when Rainbow Dash flies back in with a couple bags on her back.
  1511. >You finish up your soup as she looks at you expectantly.
  1512. "You can dump your bags in the corner over there, there's some cold stew in the pot on the counter."
  1513. >RD drops her bags off and gives you another hug before flying over and pouring the stew into a bowl for herself.
  1514. >You notice she's still flying and all the wind is creating a bit of a mess.
  1515. "New rule, no flying in doors."
  1516. >She looks at you oddly, looks around seeing the mess she created and then drops to the floor.
  1517. >She lowers her ears and scrapes the floor with her hoof.
  1518. >"Sorry Anon, I didn't mean to, it's that I'm really used to flying and,"
  1519. >Jesus she's almost in tears again.
  1520. >She's still babbling but you're tuning it out.
  1521. >You slurp up the last of your stew and walk over to Rainbow Dash, who's looking up at you with tear filled eyes, barely holding back the flood of tears.
  1522. "Rainbow Dash, it's ok. You didn't know, and now you've stopped, no reason to be all upset."
  1523. >She sniffles.
  1524. >"S-so you don't h-h-h-hate me?"
  1525. >Holy fuck how extreme would it be to hate someone over making a bit of a mess.
  1526. "No, I don't hate you."
  1527. >Once again it's like a switch was flipped and the tears are forgotten as she leaps up in joy, giving you a bone-crushing hug.
  1528. >In her sudden hug, she dropped her soup bowl, but it landed right side up and actually didn't spill anything.
  1529. >You decide not to mention it.
  1530. >You hug Rainbow back and you think she shivered, but you can't really tell.
  1531. "Alrighty, go eat your stew, I'm gonna read a little bit and then we'll head off to bed."
  1532. >Rainbow Dash ate up the left over stew with gusto, and joined you on the couch afterwards.
  1533. >You started to idly pet through her mane and she seemed to still enjoy it.
  1534. >You glance up from your read to see it's gotten quite late and that you need to get to bed.
  1535. >You stand up and stretch, gaining Dash's attention.
  1536. "Time for bed, go brush your teeth and all that stuff."
  1537. >She nods and hops off the couch to walk to your bathroom.
  1538. >You due the same once she's finished and walk over to your bed and See Rainbow Dash under the covers of it.
  1539. "Dash..."
  1540. >She looks up at you as innocently as you think she can.
  1541. >"Yes Anon?"
  1542. "Why are you in my bed?"
  1543. >"Because you said it was time to sleep!"
  1544. >She says it like it's obvious.
  1545. >You hold in a sigh.
  1546. "Didn't you bring a sleeping bag or something?"
  1547. >"You let Sweetie Bell sleep with you when you babysat her, so I figured it would be ok!"
  1548. "How do you know- ... Never mind."
  1549. >She hasn't been that weird, and it's not like she's saying she's gonna rape you.
  1550. >You decide to put your faith in her and not argue with it.
  1551. "Fine, but no funny business Ok? I have work in the morning so I've gotta leave early and I don't want to have to work while tired."
  1552. >"You got it Anon!"
  1553. >She looks at you expectantly.
  1554. >Goddamn she is cute.
  1555. >You walk around and get into the other side of the bed.
  1556. >Rainbow Dash doesn't do anything, so you start to relax.
  1557. >You look out the window and see that stupid ass cloud is gone.
  1558. >Good riddance.
  1559. >"I would get rid of anything for you Anon. I'll always be there for you and I'll always protect you, I promise."
  1560. >Is she reading your mind?
  1561. >You decide to not comment and just close your eyes. It's time to sleep.
  1562. >You wake up to...
  1563. >Nothing.
  1564. >You just woke up like you do everyday.
  1565. >You sit up and yawn before drinking from the glass you keep next to your bed.
  1566. >You look around the room, and notice that there's a distinctive lack of Rainbow Dash.
  1567. >You're not sure if this is a good or a bad thing.
  1568. >You get out of bed and look around, seeing no signs of your blue coated companion.
  1569. >You hear something over by your table.
  1570. >Walking over you see Rainbow Dash sitting on the floor on one side of the table, and one of your mugs on the other side.
  1571. >You walk over and sit down at your table, wondering what's going on.
  1572. >Looking in the mug you see she made you coffee and made a heart in the foam.
  1573. >You look up from the cup to see Rainbow Dash waiting for your approval.
  1574. >D'awwww.
  1575. >You smile.
  1576. "Thank you very much Rainbow Dash."
  1577. >She blushes and gives you a small smile.
  1578. >Really?
  1579. >After giving her a sexual massage and orgasming in front of you, this is what makes her blush?
  1580. >Fucking hell.
  1581. >You down about half the coffee in one go and immediately grimace.
  1582. >It is unusually sweet.
  1583. >She must have added a crap ton of sugar to get it like this.
  1584. >Do ponies have their coffee this sweet normally?
  1585. >Ew.
  1586. >You quickly down the other half and grab an apple and some cheese before heading out the door.
  1587. >Dash tugs at you as you're about to leave, your apple already in your mouth.
  1588. >Oh right, she's still here.
  1589. >You take the apple out of your mouth.
  1590. "I gotta go to work, and I assume you do as well, so uh, later."
  1591. >She stands a little straighter, her earlier shyness fading away.
  1592. >"Ok Anon, can I get a hug before you go?"
  1593. >You don't have time to argue and don't really mind.
  1594. >You lean in and pull her into a quick hug.
  1595. >She gasps slightly as you do so and is quick to return it.
  1596. >You hear a small whine from you as pull out of it and start down the path to town.
  1597. >You actually have a fair amount of time before you have to be at the massage parlor, but you like to take your time as you walk.
  1598. >Your walk to work is sufficiently leisurely and you are now ready to begin the work day!
  1599. >Lotus and are talking together in a corner of the main entrance.
  1600. >They look up at you once you arrive.
  1601. >You lock the door to the parlor and put your keys back in your pocket.
  1602. "Am I interrupting?"
  1603. >The two spa ponies stop their conversation and walk over to you.
  1604. >"Anon, you have been a very good employee for us, and have made quite a bit of money for our business,"
  1605. >Where is this going?
  1606. >"And we would like to show you our appreciation of this,"
  1607. >Did she emphasize appreciation?
  1608. >So fucking hard to tell with their accents.
  1609. >"However, to show our appreciation, we need you to help us first."
  1610. >You're lost.
  1611. "Umm, what do you need?"
  1612. >Lotus(?) walks closer to you.
  1613. >"We have a very important guest coming in today who has heard of your massages. If you could impress her, it would mean great things for our business."
  1614. >Aloe(?) then walks to your other side, putting a hoof on your arm.
  1615. >"We just need you to do your best for her, and afterwards, we would be more than happy to show you how much we appreciate all the work you've been putting in."
  1616. "Sure, when will our esteemed guest be here?"
  1617. >The twins grin, happy to know that you're still with them.
  1618. >"She will be here in an hour, please prepare the massage room accordingly."
  1619. >The two walk off, preparing the rest of the place.
  1620. "You got it bosses."
  1621. >You make your way to the massage room and start making sure everything is as clean as could be.
  1622. >All the oils are filled up, plenty of towels, the beds are comfy.
  1623. >You've still got about 10 minutes.
  1624. >You find Aloe making some of the herbal goop the customers get in other parts of the spa.
  1625. >Aloe waves a goop covered hoof when she notices your arrival, blushing a little as some of it gets on you.
  1626. >"Hello Anonymous, finished preparing the spa room?"
  1627. >You wipe the nice smelling globule off you.
  1628. "Yup, I've got everything done, so I thought I'd stop by and ask who the special pony is."
  1629. >Aloe is still mixing her gunk together as she talks with you.
  1630. >"Ah, how studious of you. None other than Princess Cadence herself is coming in."
  1631. >You never really bothered learning about the princess's beyond Celestia and Luna.
  1632. "Princess? Does that mean she's an Alicorn?"
  1633. >"Mhmm, she's requested a full body massage on top of both a horn and wing massage."
  1634. "Dang, the full package."
  1635. >"Indeed."
  1636. >That's not cheap either, even for a princess, how much praise has she heard about you?
  1637. >It's also a massive time sink, just one of those massages can easily take an hour, all three together...
  1638. "I'm certainly going to be kept busy."
  1639. >Aloe giggles a little at your comment.
  1640. >"Certainly, but please do your best Anon, for us! Not to mention you will be beautifully rewarded if you do!"
  1641. >Isn't the phrase handsomely?
  1642. >Eh whatever, ponies are weird.
  1643. >You head back to the massage room and sit down with a book, waiting for the princess to arrive.
  1644. >You feel it when she arrives.
  1645. >You can actually feel her presence.
  1646. >It's a little disconcerting, but you bare with it.
  1647. >She still has to go through all the other spa bits before getting to you.
  1648. >You continue reading your book.
  1649. >A not so short while later you feel her approaching your room.
  1650. >That took a lot longer than normal, how many treatments did she go through?
  1651. >Whatever, you put your book back into your bag which is slumped in the corner of the room and stand at attention.
  1652. >You manage to do this just in time as the princess enters.
  1653. >She's pretty.
  1654. >You use cute to describe most ponies, but she is most definitely pretty.
  1655. >You're not even really sure why.
  1656. >Her mane is a little fancier than what you normally see, and she's a bit taller, but you can't think of anything else.
  1657. >Still, the word cute refuses to associate itself with her, and pretty is the first you can think of when trying to describe her.
  1658. >You guess you'll just roll with it.
  1659. >Snapping out of your internal monologue, you see that Lotus has just finished talking to the princess and is leaving the room.
  1660. >She gives you a wink, for good luck obviously, as she leaves.
  1661. >The pretty pink princess looks at you expectantly.
  1662. "Hello, I'm Anonymous and I will be your masseuse today, do you have any questions before we start?"
  1663. >She gives you an odd look.
  1664. >"Yes, I would like to know the name of the person massaging me."
  1665. >Buh?
  1666. >Oh right.
  1667. "Sorry Princess, I should've elaborated. My name IS Anonymous, my parents had a weird sense of humor."
  1668. >You don't really like being such a kiss ass, but Lotus and Aloe said it's important that you make a good impression, so...
  1669. >She blushes slightly, realizing how rude she must have sounded.
  1670. >"Oh, I'm very sorry, I didn't know."
  1671. >Damn straight you dumb bitch.
  1672. >... Pretty dumb bitch.
  1673. "It's Ok Princess, as you said, you didn't know. Any other questions?"
  1674. >"No, lets get to the massage."
  1675. >If she were a human she'd probably have so much spaghetti falling out of her pockets.
  1676. "Please situate yourself on the massage bed then."
  1677. >She quickly trots over to said table and makes herself comfortable.
  1678. "What oil would you like, if any?"
  1679. >"What would you recommend?"
  1680. >You're a little surprised, ponies usually select an oil before they get to you.
  1681. "Well, Lavender #3 is very popular for unicorns., but I've also had pegasi tell me that Jasmine #2 feels heavenly on their wings."
  1682. >"Mmm, can we do both?"
  1683. "Certainly, but it'll take a little extra time because I'll have to wash my hands clean of the previous oil."
  1684. >You normally decline requests to use multiple oils, too much of a hassle.
  1685. >But, again, gotta make her happy. You also make a note of how much the extra oil is gonna come out of your paycheck since you neglected to mention it charged extra.
  1686. >Whatever, you can go without some extra bits with what Rainbow Dash is paying you.
  1687. >Back to the task at hand.
  1688. "Would you like me to start anywhere specifically?"
  1689. >"Yes, my horn please, I've been having to use a lot more magic than normal lately and it's part of why I'm here right now."
  1690. >Ugh, is she a chatter?
  1691. >You prefer to just perform the massages in silence, but some of the ponies insist on talking.
  1692. "No problem Princess, by the time you're done here you'll be stress free."
  1693. >You squirt some of the lavender oil on your hands and rub it in.
  1694. >Horn massages are kind of weird.
  1695. >Apparently using magic puts a lot of stress on them, and it can be a pain if they don't get it massaged every once in a great while.
  1696. > Sort of like the horn slowly gets clogged up with unused magic. Or something like that.
  1697. >You don't really understand it too well.
  1698. >You just know that you basically give the horn a slow hand job and that it feels good to unicorns.
  1699. >You put both your hands around the base of her horn and start to to stroke up wards.
  1700. >You twist your hands with the grain in her horn, pushing your fingers into the grooves.
  1701. >She lets out a soft moan as you do this before blushing heavily.
  1702. "Sorry if this is a little intrusive, but it's Ok to moan Princess, I'm quite used to it and this room is soundproofed."
  1703. >Almost before you done talking she lets out a much louder moan.
  1704. >Damn girl.
  1705.  
  1706. >Princess is like a girl in a cheap porno.
  1707. >Not that you would ever say that out loud, but still.
  1708. >You see some magical sparky things start to come out of her horn.
  1709. >This has happened a few times before, luckily you're immune to magic for the most part.
  1710. >The sparks flicker harmlessly off you, sort of sliding off you.
  1711. >It was kinda neat to watch, even if you didn't feel anything.
  1712. >A small whimper reminds you that you're still giving a massage and shouldn't have stopped.
  1713. >You get back into it as the Princess melts into the massage table.
  1714. >*THUMP*
  1715. >The fuck was that?
  1716. >Sounded like something hit the wall.
  1717. >Maybe some kids were playing ball or something and lost it?
  1718. >The pretty princess doesn't seem to notice so you just continue with the massage.
  1719. >Once you're done with the horn massage the princess is panting.
  1720. >"Ohhh, I'd heard you were good, but this is.. ooohh."
  1721. >She interrupted her own sentence with another moan.
  1722. "I'm glad that I'm able to please you Princess, would you like the body or the wing massage next?"
  1723. >"Mmmm, wiiiings."
  1724. "No problem, just give me a moment to switch oils please."
  1725. >You leave the room to go and wash your hands clean.
  1726. >You see Aloe with a nervous expression.
  1727. >Upon seeing you she gives a questioning look.
  1728. >You just give her a thumbs up and smile with a nod.
  1729. >Message conveyed and she goes back to whatever she was doing previously.
  1730. >Your hands are now cleaner than a...
  1731. >Fuck, you don't have time to be clever you've got a massage to finish!
  1732. >You go back into the room to see that the Princess hadn't moved.
  1733. >You knew she hadn't because you could still feel her presence for some weird fucking reason, but still.
  1734. >You rub the jasmine oil into your hands and walk over to Little Ms. Pretty.
  1735. >Time to get to work.
  1736. >Her wings are a bit larger than a normal pegasus.
  1737. >You quickly adapt as you rub the joint connecting it to her body.
  1738. >As you perform the wing massage which you don't need to describe again thanks to Dash you let your mind wander.
  1739. >What were Lotus and Aloe gonna give you to "show their appreciation"
  1740. >You hadn't really thought about it at the time, but that sounds like the plot to a bad porno.
  1741. >Princess continues to moan as you work her wing.
  1742. >Maybe it was just a language thing?
  1743. >You know that English isn't their first language, maybe they just don't get the connotation behind it?
  1744. >You wonder if someone has ever gotten as much use out of a soundproofed room as this spa parlor.
  1745. >You honestly doubt it.
  1746. >You're regularly amazed at how little sound penetrates these walls.
  1747. >*THUMP* THUMP*
  1748. >But god-fucking-dammit sound still got in somehow!
  1749. >What the fuck was that?
  1750. >Sigh, whatever, Princess is still in bliss and unaware of it so it doesn't really matter.
  1751. >As you're finishing up her wing she gives a particularly loud moan and you notice a small wet spot on the bed.
  1752. >You decide to not comment on it and pretend you don't notice.
  1753. >You switch to her other wing, actually having to help her unfurl it because of how limp she's getting.
  1754. >She orgasms more this time.
  1755. >Not jaw-dropping amounts, but more.
  1756. >You still don't say anything and just continue with the massage.
  1757. >Once you're done with her wing you give her a moment to recuperate.
  1758. "The full body massage is next Princess, would you like that now, or would you like a little more time?"
  1759. >"Mmmmmmmm."
  1760. >You decide it's probably best to wait until she can speak properly.
  1761. >It takes a few moments, but eventually Pretty in Pink calms down enough to form a sentence.
  1762. >"I'm ready *pant* for the massage."
  1763. >Fuckin' finally.
  1764. >You were about to pull out your book.
  1765. >You move to her side once more.
  1766. "Would you like me to start anywhere in particular Princess?"
  1767. >She gives a contented sigh.
  1768. >"Top to bottom, just work me through."
  1769. "No problem Princess."
  1770. >You put your hands around her neck and start to dig in.
  1771. >"Oh, and please go slowly, I want to enjoy this one as much as possible."
  1772. >... You're gonna be here a while.
  1773. >You hear another *THUMP*.
  1774. >God damnit.
  1775. >One excruciatingly long massage later and you're fairly certain that the Princess was doing her best to turn into a puddle on top of the massage bed.
  1776. >You do pull out your book this time, she's just moaning and groaning with all her limbs limp.
  1777. >It's at least 20 minutes before she starts trying to get up.
  1778. >You instantly rush to her side and help her to the door.
  1779. >"Thanks you so much for this Anonymous, I'd heard you were good, but... this is just a whole other level"
  1780. "I aim to please Princess, but you should be telling that to Lotus and Aloe, not me."
  1781. >"Mmm."
  1782. >It's just that normally pleasing doesn't take so long.
  1783. >As soon as you're out of the door with Pretty Pony Lotus is there to help.
  1784. >The two of you get her situated in a waiting room while she waits for...
  1785. >You don't actually know what ponies do after you give them a massage.
  1786. >You've just never bothered to learn.
  1787. >Lotus gives you a questioning look once you're out of ear shot of the Princess.
  1788. "It went really well, she really enjoyed it and even gave me some very high praise."
  1789. >Lotus' smile would make your dentist jealous.
  1790. >It's probably on par with one of Pinkie's huge smiles as well.
  1791. >She's just that happy.
  1792. >She surprises you by quickly going forward and throwing her front hooves around you in a hug.
  1793. >It's certainly unexpected but not unwelcome.
  1794. >You've gotten to know the twin spa ponies quite well during your time in Pony Land.
  1795. >After your initial surprise you return the hug which elicits a squee out of Lotus.
  1796. >Goddamn you still don't know exactly how they do that but it's fuckin' adorable.
  1797. >You pull out of the hug just as another *THUMP* is heard.
  1798. "Lotus do you know what the heck that bumping is?"
  1799. >She shrugs.
  1800. >"No, when we went outside to investigate upon first hearing it we didn't see anypony nearby."
  1801. >Weird.
  1802. >You fall back into a chair and stretch.
  1803. >You realize you're actually kinda sore from giving those massages.
  1804. >How ironic.
  1805. >Lotus takes a seat next to you.
  1806. "So what now?"
  1807. >Lotus yawns a bit and leans against you.
  1808. >You don't really mind, she's warm and you realize that you're exhausted as well.
  1809. >"Hopefully she tells other high-class ponies about how she enjoyed her trip, we get the approval of a princess to help with advertising and if we're very lucky the Princess makes a return trip at some point."
  1810. "Mmm. I ment more like, immediately, as in, what do now? I assume she's just about done."
  1811. >Lotus giggles a little at the misunderstanding before responding.
  1812. >"You're right, she is just about done. Once she's gone we can talk about your reward."
  1813. "K.."
  1814. >You yawn again.
  1815. >Geez you really are tired.
  1816. >You hear some rattling come from the entrance-way, like someone is trying the door.
  1817. >Lotus cups a hoof to her mouth.
  1818. >"Terribly sorry, we're closed today due to special circumstances."
  1819. >Damn, she had lungs. Nearly blew one of your ears out.
  1820. >You hear some muffled response, some more rattling, and then silence once more.
  1821. >Lotus stands up with a stretch.
  1822. >The Princess should be done around now, lets go see her off.
  1823. >You don't question how she knew, you've gotten used to her just knowing things like this.
  1824. >You sigh and pop your back as you stand up.
  1825. >Ohh, that felt good.
  1826. >Just gotta be a kiss ass for a little longer.
  1827. >Princess whatsherface is now completely upright and has contented smile on her face.
  1828. >"Thank all of you for giving me such a wonderful experience."
  1829. >Sweeet, she did love it.
  1830. >"The hooficure, the sauna, the herbal remedies,"
  1831. >She looks specifically at you.
  1832. >"The massage. Oh god the massage."
  1833. >She bites her lip, takes a deep breath, and continues.
  1834. >"Lotus and Aloe you were the wonderful hostesses, and Anonymous you were a perfect Gentlecolt."
  1835. "Man."
  1836. >"Huh?"
  1837. >Oh shit.
  1838. >You're so used to just replying like that automatically you didn't bother to think about it.
  1839. >Cadence is giving you a confused look and you're getting a glare from Aloe.
  1840. "It's uh, gentleman for me, cause I'm, you know, not a pony."
  1841. >Spaghetti is imminent, prepare the parmesan.
  1842. >Pretty Pony giggles.
  1843. >"My bad Anonymous, you were the perfect gentleman."
  1844. >Aloe stops giving you a death look and the spaghetti retreats back into your pockets.
  1845. >"I plan on recommending you to everyone I know AND I will make sure that the next issue of Eqestria Times has a shining review of your parlor in it.
  1846. >You'd think you'd be used to ponies being absolutely adorable by this point.
  1847. >You aren't.
  1848. >Aloe and Lotus look like they're about to explode from contained happiness and repressed squees.
  1849. >Cadence giggles once more noticing the reaction she's receiving from the two mares.
  1850. >"I'll make my own way out, once again thank you very much."
  1851. >Cadence left and you slowly feel her presence fade away until you can't detect it anymore.
  1852. >Fucking weird dude.
  1853. >"YES!"
  1854. >"YAY!"
  1855. "Woo."
  1856. >You are admittedly less enthusiastic, but you are so fucking beat.
  1857. >Massaging someone for like, 4 hours straight.
  1858. >You check the time and see it's about 1:30
  1859. >Oh, that's probably part of it, you normally eat lunch a lot earlier.
  1860. >You bring your head out of the clouds once more to see Lotus and Aloe doing a weird impromptu dance together.
  1861. >You start to exit the building, wanting to go to a cafe or something.
  1862. >"Anon, where are you going?"
  1863. >Aloe and Lotus have stopped their impromptu dance and are now looking at you.
  1864. "Oh uh, just getting some lunch."
  1865. >Lotus walks past you as Aloe starts pulling out a table from one of the many closets in the building.
  1866. >"Oh don't worry about that, we expected that this would run on quite long and have made food in advance!"
  1867. >Oh sweet, free food.
  1868. >You help Aloe out with table and chairs as Lotus comes back with some bags in her mouth.
  1869. "Thanks a-"
  1870. >Your reply is cut short by some more banging on the door.
  1871. >Lotus mutters something under her breath in a language you don't recognize.
  1872. >She looks back at you and gives you an apologetic smile.
  1873. >"Sorry Anon, one moment."
  1874. >Lotus trots off quickly leaving you and Aloe together in silence.
  1875. >The silence is most decidedly awkward as you sip from the glass of water Aloe poured for you.
  1876. >Lotus is still at the door, you can't quite hear what she's saying or who she's talking too, but they're both getting louder.
  1877. >You hear shouting.
  1878. >You and Aloe share a quick glance before you both get up and start to make your way towards the front entrance.
  1879. >Before you can get there, you see Lotus fly into a wall and slump down with Rainbow Dash on top of her!
  1880. >It takes you a second to realize Rainbow Dash just tackled her.
  1881. >In that second Rainbow Dash has raised a hoof to hit her.
  1882. >A glance to your right shows you that Aloe is just standing in shock.
  1883. >By the time you look back that hoof has made contact with Lotus!
  1884. >You feel anger.
  1885. >A deep one.
  1886. >Without thinking you charge Rainbow Dash.
  1887. >She notices you, and stops raising her next hoof, and you swear she fucking smiles at you.
  1888. >Not even a demented smile, just a normal fucking smile.
  1889. >Like she's happy about what she's doing and is waiting for you to praise her.
  1890. >Doesn't matter, you've now tackled her off of Lotus and have her pinned beneath you
  1891. >You're on top of her breathing heavily, your left arm pressed against her barrel, your right keeping her foreleg against the ground.
  1892. >You're doing your best to keep her down with the rest of your body.
  1893. >She isn't fighting back though, and you can see the bitch is in fact smiling at you.
  1894. >It's a slightly more... sultry one now, if you could even call it that.
  1895. >She's breathing heavily as she stares at you.
  1896. "Rainbow Dash what the fuck!"
  1897. >For some reason she looks at you confusedly.
  1898. >She actually looks confused, like she doesn't understand your anger.
  1899. "Why the fuck did you just come in here and hit Lotus!"
  1900. >She's still just looking at you confused, almost like she can't comprehend the things you're saying
  1901. >You look behind you and see Aloe has helped Lotus up and is examining an already forming bruise on her shoulder.
  1902. >This little cunt.
  1903. >You don't care how much she pays you, or how cute she can be, this isn't going to be forgotten.
  1904. >You turn your head back to her and see...
  1905. >She's giggling.
  1906. >She's giggling like some dumb little school-girl who just got told a secret.
  1907. >You're dumbfounded.
  1908. >This little cunt.
  1909. >No, this top fucking cunt.
  1910. >You stand up, and as you do she gets onto her hooves as well.
  1911. >You grit your teeth and resist the urge to not push her back down.
  1912. "Rainbow Dash you are going to go to my house, you are going to take everything you own, you are going to leave my house, and you are going to never, ever, return. Got it?"
  1913. >She seems stunned for a second, but quickly recovers.
  1914. >She gives you this weird sad expression seems forced as all hell.
  1915. >"Ok Anon, I'll go do that right now, I'm sorry."
  1916. >She sounds like a kid being forced to apologize.
  1917. >A kid that's trying to sound sad but really just isn't.
  1918. >It doesn't matter, she's zoomed off.
  1919. >You look out the open double doors and see there aren't too many ponies around, but you know that gossip spreads like wildfire in this town.
  1920. >It's likely all the ponies will know what happened by the day's end.
  1921. >Fuck.
  1922. >You close and lock the doors, you don't want anyone else barging in.
  1923. >You turn around and see that Lotus is now on a blanket and Aloe is treating her.
  1924. >You slide down against the wall until you're sitting on your ass.
  1925. >Goddamnit.
  1926. >God-fucking-damnit.
  1927. >You take deep breaths.
  1928. >You've gotta calm down, being upset isn't going to help anybody.
  1929. >You close your eyes and just focus on the breathing.
  1930. >In.
  1931. >...
  1932. >And out.
  1933. >Rinse and repeat.
  1934. >You don't know how long you did that, but it couldn't have been more than a few minutes.
  1935. >You open your eyes and see that Lotus now has a bunch of bandages on her.
  1936. >Taking another deep breath you sit down next to the blue pony.
  1937. >She looks at you, but doesn't say anything.
  1938. >You don't really know what to say either.
  1939. >You realize how much the violence Dash showed had shocked you.
  1940. >Back on Earth you may have reacted the same way, but it wouldn't have affected you as much.
  1941. >Being in Equestria, where violence was almost a foreign concept, had changed you.
  1942. >You look at Lotus again and almost cringe.
  1943. >It was obvious none of her injuries were life threatening or debilitating in any way, but they sure looked like they hurt.
  1944. >Lotus catches you looking and makes eye contact.
  1945. "So... what now?"
  1946. >She gives you a bright smile, one that shines past the bandages on her body.
  1947. >"We contact the police force and let them know what happened, I don't know how you handle these things in your world Anon, but in Equestria an act like this will not go unpunished."
  1948. >She stands up, but it's obvious it's taking a little effort as she grits her teeth.
  1949. >You stand up and move over to help her, but realize you can't really do much with the height difference between the two of you.
  1950. >She waves a dismissive hoof anyway.
  1951. >"I assure you I'm quite fine, now, there's an emergency scroll in the front desk if you could bring it here with the quill and ink next to it please."
  1952. "Sure, sure, no problem."
  1953. >You leave and go to get said scroll.
  1954. >Next to it is the special ink.
  1955. >You bring it to Lotus and see that Aloe is back, and laying a blanket down on the floor with some pillows so that Lotus can sit in comfort.
  1956. >Aloe sees what you have and motions for you to wait with a hoof.
  1957. >After getting Lotus situated and comfy, she walks over to you.
  1958. >She looks tired, but there's a fire in her eyes. That shows her determination.
  1959. >A determination to most likely see Rainbow Dash see justice, but you're not a mind reader so you can't know for sure.
  1960. >She doesn't say anything as you hand her the quill and scroll.
  1961. >She sits on the floor and starts writing.
  1962. >She writes neatly, and quickly.
  1963. >You'll never get how ponies can do that with just their mouthes.
  1964. >There are a lot of things you don't know about ponies, best to just save it for later.
  1965. >Aloe finishes her writing and takes a deep breath.
  1966. >She looks up at you with a sad smile.
  1967. >"Well, we had a lot of things planned out, but it looks like they're going to have to wait."
  1968. >You have trouble thinking of something to say.
  1969. "Sorry."
  1970. >defaultanswer.png
  1971. >Aloe laughs a little.
  1972. >"Don't be sorry, I doubt there's much you could have done to stop that bitch from doing what she did."
  1973. >You sigh.
  1974. >Was there?
  1975. >You aren't sure anymore.
  1976. >You had liked her, then hated her, liked her again, and now here you're back to hating.
  1977. "I guess you're right still, I just-"
  1978. >You're interrupted by the sound of your stomach rumbling.
  1979. >Oh right, you're hungry.
  1980. >Aloe laughs, and you hear Lotus chuckle.
  1981. >Aloe moves past you and to one of the larger closets nearby.
  1982. >"Lets forget about... our earlier 'company' and have some food. I think this is a good idea! Sis, you?"
  1983. >"A wonderful one!"
  1984. >"Anonymous?"
  1985. "I-"
  1986. >"Great we're all in agreement! Go sit down Anonymous, we can't all eat together standing!
  1987.  
  1988. >You laugh a little and sit down on your arse.
  1989. >No point in arguing, besides, you're hungry.
  1990. >Aloe pulls out a rather large basket from the closet and starts to walk over to you and Lotus.
  1991. >You sit down next to Lotus, and Aloe situates herself on your other side.
  1992. >She sets down the box in front of you.
  1993. >You look inside and see some sandwiches, fries, and a closed container.
  1994. >Aloe hands each of you a sandwich and a glass which she fills with a nice looking red wine.
  1995. >Swanky.
  1996. >Your sandwich was really well made.
  1997. >Really good cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, no hay.
  1998. >Mmmm.
  1999. >There's no conversation while you eat.
  2000. >You're all too hungry and tired for that.
  2001. >You sigh contentedly as you finish your sandwich.
  2002. >That was delicious.
  2003. >Lotus and Aloe are now leaning against you, and you don't feel like stopping them.
  2004. >They're warm.
  2005. >You don't know what time it is.
  2006. >Is it too early to sleep?
  2007. >You're having trouble caring.
  2008. >They are really, seriously warm.
  2009.  
  2010. >You wake up.
  2011. >You look around and see you're still in the parlor.
  2012. >Lotus is still with you, but Aloe must have gone off somewhere.
  2013. >You stand up with a yawn.
  2014. >Lotus doesn't wake up, so you decide to just leave her there.
  2015. >You find a clock and see you slept for a good hour and a half.
  2016. >You don't really know what to do.
  2017. >You doubt that the spa twins are going to open the parlor for the rest of the day.
  2018. >You stumble around the parlor a bit, but don't find Aloe.
  2019. >Would it be ok if you just left?
  2020. >You want to go home and make sure Rainbow Dash didn't steal anything.
  2021. >You realize it's a bit late to be worried about that now, but better late than never.
  2022. >You write a note explaining that you had gone home, and leave it next to the Lotus.
  2023. >You step outside the parlor, being careful to lock it behind you.
  2024. >The walk home is gonna be as long as normal.
  2025. >You stick your hands in your pocket and start moving.
  2026. >You're almost home now, you should be able to see it soon.
  2027. >You look into the sky.
  2028. >Oh goddamnit.
  2029. >That cloud is there again.
  2030. >It's the same fucking cloud.
  2031. >You know it is, you can just tell it's the same goddamn cloud.
  2032. >You frown.
  2033. >Fucking clouds.
  2034. >You're finally home.
  2035. >You open the door.
  2036. >Except you don't.
  2037. >It's locked.
  2038. >That's odd, you could've sworn you didn't lock it this morning.
  2039. >Whatever.
  2040. >You pull out your key and unlock it.
  2041. >You open the door and see...
  2042. >Holy fucking shit.
  2043. >Your place has been trashed.
  2044. >Your bed is a mess, your couch, your wonderful goddamn couch is in ruins, your bed stand and what was once on top of it are now on the floor, the curtains are torn down, the kitchen is a disaster area, but that's not what catches your eye.
  2045. >What catches your eye, is your table.
  2046. >Your table is completely untouched, it even has one of the tablecloths you never use on it.
  2047. >It also has Aloe on it.
  2048. >An Aloe that is bound, gagged, and out cold.
  2049. >An Aloe with so many cuts, bruises and scrapes her normal pink coat is turning a darker color.
  2050. >And sitting in a chair behind her, was Rainbow Dash.
  2051. >Rainbow Dash wasn't as equally battered, but she had sustained damage.
  2052. >She had a very obvious bruise on her left eye that was already starting to swell.
  2053. >Her feathers were out of place, her mane a tangled mess.
  2054. >And she smiled at you.
  2055. >A smile that a small child would give to a parent after completing some wondrous achievement.
  2056. >You stand in the doorway in shock, not quite understanding what the fuck you're seeing.
  2057. >"Thanks for being so understanding Anon!"
  2058. >What?
  2059. >"At first I couldn't understand why you stopped me from giving that-"
  2060. >She shudders at the mere thought
  2061. >"That Whorse what she deserved, but then I realized why."
  2062. >What the fuck is she talking about!
  2063. >"You had to keep your job, and joining me as we gave those two filthy cunts what they deserved probably would've lost it."
  2064. >She laughs a little, and starts to walk to you.
  2065. >"I'll be honest I was a little hurt when you tackled me, but then I saw that wonderful shine in your eyes, that glint. A wink wasn't necessary, I could tell just by looking at your eyes you didn't want to do this."
  2066. >She's halfway across the room.
  2067. >"When you 'told me off' it took me a moment to figure out what you really meant, but when I did figure it out I felt so silly for having ever doubted you!"
  2068. >She's almost at you now.
  2069. >"So I came back to our home and waited, but when you didn't come back I got worried about you and flew back into town. I saw that those bitches had fucking drugged you. After all the kindness you show them and they drug you asleep! I saw that the bitch over there,"
  2070. >She motions a hoof towards the still unconscious Aloe.
  2071. >"Was walking to your house! I followed her, and the fucking harlot actually had the audacity to just walk inside!"
  2072. >You don't think she understands the irony.
  2073. >She physically shakes with anger at her last sentence.
  2074. >Once she calms herself she finishes her walk to you.
  2075. >"So I ambushed her and took her down! Obviously she was no match for me! I was wondering what to do with her when I came up with the perfect plan!"
  2076. >She rubs against you like a cat.
  2077. >You're still in shock and can only stare at her.
  2078. >You knew she had some problems, but she's gone full psychopath!
  2079. >"I know how much you love eating meat, and we just so happen to have a worthless excuse of a pony that doesn't deserve to live!"
  2080. >Oh Jesus fucking christ.
  2081. >"I took the liberty of helping myself to that magic powder you keep in your safe,"
  2082. >Your eyes snap to said safe and see it's left wide-open, the bag not to be seen.
  2083. >"I didn't know how much to use though, so I used all of it. There wasn't too much regardless, I could barely cover all of her with it."
  2084. >You don't even have words to supply your shock.
  2085. >The holy shits and goddamnits are not enough in this situation.
  2086. >"I was just about to light her up when you came in, so I thought I should you do the honors! Besides, you're the better cook after all!"
  2087. >She trots back over to the tied up Aloe and slides your matchbox across the table.
  2088. >"Come on Anon! Lets get the cooking started! Instead of teaching me how to cut fish, you can tell me how to prepare pony tonight!"
  2089. >Anon.exe has stopped running
  2090. >Aloe's eye twitches.
  2091. >She's awake.
  2092. >You're not sure how bad her wounds are, but if she's awake, hopefully she can run.
  2093. >A plan starts to form.
  2094. >You hesitantly step forward.
  2095. >You're shaking.
  2096. >Stop shaking, you need to be focused.
  2097. >You take another.
  2098. >Goddamnit shaking, go away, no one likes you!
  2099. >You start to walk, it's not too far away, but it feels like miles.
  2100. >Shaking.exe isn't responding, and refuses to shut down.
  2101. >You're at the table now.
  2102. >Aloe has woken up completely now, and is staring at you, eyes pleading for help
  2103. >"Ready Anon?"
  2104. >How is her voice so cheerful?
  2105. >Don't focus on it.
  2106. >Think, you need Aloe to be ready, and you need Rainbow Dash to not catch on.
  2107. >You briefly make eye contact with Aloe before looking at Dash.
  2108. "Yeah, I'm ready. You?"
  2109. >You do your best to try and emphasize the 'You'.
  2110. >Hopefully Aloe gets it.
  2111. >"I'm always ready for you!"
  2112. >She giggles like it's obvious.
  2113. >You look back to Aloe.
  2114. >She's still staring at you.
  2115. >She nods, ever so slightly.
  2116. >You don't think Rainbow Dash noticed.
  2117. >Ok, time to put your rusing skills to the test.
  2118. "R-Rainbow Dash, before we.. burn,"
  2119. >You struggle not to throw up at the word.
  2120. "Her, I think it would be a good opportunity to teach you how to cook."
  2121. >Rainbow Dash gasps, her smile widening at the thought!
  2122. >"You're right! What do you want me to do?"
  2123. >She's delighted at the thought of helping you cook Aloe alive.
  2124. >You can't hold back a shiver.
  2125. "First we need to, check the meat, make sure it's fit for eating."
  2126. >"How do we do that?"
  2127. "There's too steps, the first part involves prodding the meat, making sure it's uh... good."
  2128. >You are a truly an amazing liar.
  2129. >"Ok!"
  2130. >She happily trots over to where you are and starts to reach a hoof out to poke Aloe.
  2131. "Stop!"
  2132. >Rainbow Dash freezes.
  2133. >Shit, you really weren't thinking when you made that lie.
  2134. >With the amount of the powder on Aloe, the smallest amount of friction could set it off.
  2135. "Uh, but, to make it challenging, and so you can learn more, I want you to try and do this by just looking at her."
  2136. >Rainbow Dash stares at you.
  2137. >Staring intensifies.
  2138. >Sweating internally.
  2139. >Shit, she's not buying it is she?
  2140. >Maybe you can just grab Aloe and run?
  2141. >Shit, that's the stupidest thing you've thought of, but-
  2142. >"Ok! It sounds hard, but if you think I can do it, I'll do my best!"
  2143. >Holy shit she actually bought it?
  2144. "Ok, while you do that I'm going to go grab some, cooking... things."
  2145. >"Ok Anon!"
  2146. >Rainbow Dash begins to intently stare at Aloe's body, scanning it up and down.
  2147. >You make eye contact with Aloe again and mouth, "wait".
  2148. >You go into the kitchen and look through the cupboards as fast as you can.
  2149. >Where is it, where is it, where is it!
  2150. >Aha!
  2151. >Your trusty caste iron frying pan!
  2152. >It was also one of the few items that came with you to this world.
  2153. >No, you can't dwell on that now!
  2154. >You walk back to the table, behind Rainbow Dash.
  2155. >She hears you, but doesn't turn away.
  2156. >"I think I'm making out some bits that aren't fit for eating Anon!"
  2157. >You start to creep up behind her, The Pan starting to raise.
  2158. "Good, keep looking, tell me where."
  2159. >Aloe's eyes go wide once more upon seeing you with the pan.
  2160. >You raise a finger to your lips.
  2161. >She gets the point and quickly looks down.
  2162. >"Well the stomach has a lot of fat, and the rump has a lot of unnecessary meat as well."
  2163. >Damn, Aloe is gonna need a burn hospital after that.
  2164. >And a normal hospital.
  2165. >Never mind that, fucking focus!
  2166. >You're directly behind Rainbow Dash now, The Pan raised above your head.
  2167. >"Her legs look Ok, even though the hooves are in horrible sha-"
  2168. >*BONG*
  2169. >She never finishes the sentence as you bring your mighty Pan down on her head.
  2170. >Rainbow Dash slumps to the floor immediately.
  2171. >There's a moment of silence as you wait to see if she'll rise.
  2172. >She doesn't.
  2173. >No time to waste, you have no idea how long the rainbow haired maniac will stay out.
  2174. >You run to the kitchen and start filling your largest pot with water.
  2175. "Aloe! Try not to move! Rainbow Dash coated you with a highly flammable magical powder! With the amount on you, rubbing against something too much could light you up!"
  2176. >You hear a muffled scream.
  2177. >Well at least you fucking told her.
  2178. >You run back to the table with the full pot, spilling some of the water on the way their.
  2179. >Aloe looks at you with terrified eyes.
  2180. >You're starting to notice how much emotion ponies can convey through their eyes.
  2181. "Ok Aloe, hold your breath!"
  2182. >You wait a moment so she can do as instructed, and then dump the water on her head.
  2183. >She twitches, and you nearly faint, but she doesn't move beyond that and she doesn't go up like a viking funeral.
  2184. >Once the pot is empty you make short work of the gag on her mouth.
  2185. >"Anon! Oh thank god you're here! I was so scared, I, I-"
  2186. >Tears start to mingle with the water already on her face
  2187. >She's battered, bruised, and her head is soaking wet.
  2188. >Your heart breaks a little at the pitiful sight.
  2189. >You would hug her if you didn't think it would be the end of you both.
  2190. "I know Aloe, it's ok now though, just keep still, I'll keep bringing water on you until you're clean of the powder, and then we can get out of here and tell the guard what's happened, Ok?"
  2191. >She sniffles.
  2192. >"R-Right."
  2193. >You grab the large pot and go back to the kitchen to fill it up.
  2194. >You then bring it back and dump it on Aloe.
  2195. >She squints her eyes, and grounds her teeth, but doesn't move otherwise.
  2196. >This process is repeated until Aloe is thoroughly drenched, and then some.
  2197. >You were taking no chances, you knew how powerful the stuff is.
  2198. >You now start to work on Aloe's bindings.
  2199. >Her teeth chatter as you cut through the rope.
  2200. >You didn't have time to make the water not ridiculously cold, and you had never closed the door, which is now letting in a breeze.
  2201. >Once Aloe is completely set free of her restraints, you help her onto her feet.
  2202. >...Hooves.
  2203. >She shivers and leans against you.
  2204. >You can't hold back.
  2205. >You lean down and pull the drenched pony into a hug.
  2206. >She immediately wraps her hooves around your back and just starts to cry and cry.
  2207. >You don't know how much you time you spent like that, but you didn't care.
  2208. >Eventually Aloe pulls back from the hug with one last sniffle.
  2209. >"I-I'm Ok now."
  2210. >You give her a look.
  2211. >"For now, at least."
  2212. >Much more truthful, though you're not sure if you prefer it.
  2213. >Aloe looks to the limp form of Rainbow Dash.
  2214. >She's still breathing, but is already starting to get a bump on her noggin.
  2215. >"W-What do we about her?"
  2216. >You're not sure.
  2217. >Should you tie her up?
  2218. >Should you just leave her there?
  2219. >You don't even know anymore.
  2220. >It's clear that she's too far off the deep end for you to even try and deal with.
  2221. >And from her actions today, she needs to to be punished.
  2222. "I don't know Aloe, I just don't-"
  2223. >"Ungh, what happened?"
  2224. >???
  2225. >"I feel like a piano fell on my head."
  2226. >!!!
  2227. >Aloe presses herself into you, and you take a few steps back.
  2228. >Rainbow Dash stands up groggily and looks around.
  2229. >She's still near the table where you hit her.
  2230. >You and Aloe are about halfway between her and the door.
  2231. >"Anon? What's going on?"
  2232. >You don't say anything, but take another step back.
  2233. >Rainbow Dash's eyes zoom in on the water-logged form of Aloe.
  2234. >"What is SHE doing!"
  2235. >You take another step back, you're almost at the door.
  2236. >Rainbow Dash shakes her head, and then smiles at you again.
  2237. >Despite how innocent it looks it sends shivers down your spine.
  2238. >"Don't worry Anon, I'll save you! I won't let that evil mare get her hooves on you."
  2239. >Dash takes a step forward.
  2240. >You see something being thrown at Dash.
  2241. >It was one of your larger books.
  2242. >A history book, or a thesaurus or something
  2243. >Dash dodges it with ease.
  2244. >The giant book sales past Dash, and right into one of the legs of your table.
  2245. >Your table wasn't that well made, and certainly wasn't built to support the wait a full pony on top of it.
  2246. >The book hitting it's leg was the last straw.
  2247. >The leg gives in, and the whole table goes with it.
  2248. >As the table hits the ground, fire erupts around it.
  2249. >Dash must have spilled some of the powder.
  2250. >This all takes place in the space of a few seconds, and as you snap out of your revery, the fire quickly grows, eagerly spreading to your chairs, and other parts of your house.
  2251. >SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
  2252. >You don't waste any time and pick Aloe up, carrying her bridal style as you run out the door.
  2253. >You get a good distance away from the house before you turn around.
  2254. >The fire has nearly encompassed your whole house.
  2255. >Eating your collection of books like the cereal you have every morning.
  2256. >You put down Aloe and fall down onto your ass, gasping for air.
  2257. >Ponies are heavy, and you went full sprint.
  2258. >The two of you watch as your house continues to go up in flames.
  2259. >You watch through the still open doorway as your couch is consumed by the fire.
  2260. >You see something blue and rainbow still in your house.
  2261. >You squint and can make out Rainbow Dash trapped between a fallen book case and the only door in your house.
  2262. >She should be able to get out just fine.
  2263. >She can just fly out a window or something.
  2264. >Actually, she doesn't even have to do that!
  2265. >Your roof is starting to cave in, she can just fly out through one of the new holes.
  2266. >She's not moving.
  2267. >She's just standing there.
  2268. >More of your stuff starts to fall around her, but she still doesn't move.
  2269. >There's a hole in your roof that's easily big enough for to get through, why isn't she moving!
  2270. >She's getting pinned into a corner, the debris becoming too much.
  2271. >WHY ISN'T SHE OUT OF THERE YET!
  2272. >You watch as she sits down.
  2273. >And looks at you.
  2274. >She just looks at you.
  2275. >She doesn't even move as the wall falls on her.
  2276. >What the shit.
  2277. >WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT!
  2278. >You see some guards with buckets of water flying in, and Unicorn guards running up to your burning house and dousing it with magically created water.
  2279. >One guard approaches you and Aloe.
  2280. >"Are you two alright? We came as fast as we could once we saw the smoke."
  2281. >You nod.
  2282. >It's about all you can do.
  2283. >You just watched a pony die in front of you.
  2284. >You didn't like her.
  2285. >You didn't want to see her.
  2286. >But she didn't deserve to die, no matter how fucked up she was.
  2287. >You feel a warm, wet presence lean against.
  2288. >"We're fine, but there's another pony in there, we're not sure if she's ok!"
  2289. >The guards eyes widen and with a flap of his wings he shoots towards the other guards.
  2290. >You look at Aloe, surprised.
  2291. >She pulls you into another hug.
  2292. >"She was a psychotic bitch that hurt my sister, and me, but she didn't deserve to die."
  2293. >You don't have a response.
  2294. >You just lean into her.
  2295. >Those aren't tears on your face.
  2296. >It's just water from Aloe's mane.
  2297. >You aren't crying.
  2298. >You aren't crying about that psychotic bitch.
  2299. >You aren't crying over every time you woke up with her on top of you.
  2300. >You aren't crying over all the evenings you spent together with her just curled up next to you as you read.
  2301. >You aren't crying over when she would hang out with you just to hang out.
  2302. >You aren't crying over all the times she was so adorable hurt.
  2303. >You are most definitely not crying about how despite all the creepy shit, and despite how much you hated her at times, she was still one of your best friends.
  2304. >Goddamnit you aren't crying!
  2305. >...
  2306. >You cry into Aloe's side and just let it all out.
  2307. >Everything.
  2308. >You feel like a five year old that just found out Santa isn't real, the easter bunny is fake, and his dog didn't really run away all at once.
  2309. >The tears just won't stop coming and you're incapable of doing anything more than sob into Aloe's side.
  2310. >Eventually though, eventually! You calm down.
  2311. >You hiccup into Aloe's mane one last time before pulling away and lying down on the grass beneath you.
  2312. >You stare into the sky.
  2313. >The almost perfect sky, with just that one single cloud.
  2314. >You don't have a house now.
  2315. >You don't have enough bits to buy one.
  2316. >The Princesses payed for more than half the house at the time as well.
  2317. >And this was a cheap house.
  2318. >The fire has long since been put out, and the guards left at some point.
  2319. >You think they mentioned something about salvageable things being left nearby.
  2320. >You look around and quickly see a small pile of stuff a little ways away from your current position.
  2321. >You walk over to it, the fall of hoof steps letting you know Aloe was with you.
  2322. >Most of your pots and pans, knives, just about all of your cooking ware, some other basic necessities...
  2323. >Your eyes light up as you see Mr.Bear.
  2324. >You sit down and pick up the stuffed animal.
  2325. >Miraculously, he's unscathed, some soot in his fur being the only indication he was part of this horrible event.
  2326. >Your journal too, the one made of leather.
  2327. >You open it and flip through the pages, some are a little burnt, but it's mostly Ok.
  2328. >The next object that catches your eye is the safe you kept the powder in.
  2329. >The guards must have put the bag back inside it at some point because it's there too.
  2330. >You don't look inside it.
  2331. >With a trembling hand, you close the safe.
  2332. >You don't want to deal with that stuff ever again.
  2333. >The sun is starting to set as you sit amongst the only remains of your old home.
  2334. >Aloe puts a hoof on your shoulder.
  2335. >"Lets go Anon."
  2336. >If there were any tears left in your body you might have cried again.
  2337. "Go where? In case you didn't notice I don't have a home anymore."
  2338. >Aloe wraps her hooves around you and leans into you once more.
  2339. >"You can stay with Lotus and I until you're back on your feet, Ok?"
  2340. >Wow.
  2341. >She just went through all this shit because of you, AND she's willing to house you.
  2342. >You return the hug.
  2343. "Thanks Aloe. Just, thank you."
  2344. >After a couple seconds Aloe breaks away from the hug.
  2345. >"Lets get going, it's almost night."
  2346. >You stand up.
  2347. "Yeah."
  2348. >"We can come back tomorrow and get all of your stuff, Ok?"
  2349. "Sure."
  2350. >You grab Mr.Bear and your journal.
  2351. >Those are staying with you.
  2352. >Aloe either doesn't notice or decides not to comment on it.
  2353. >You walk in silence for a good part of it before a question pops into your head.
  2354. "Lotus?"
  2355. >"Yes?"
  2356. "Did the guards... Did the guards find,"
  2357. >You're having trouble finishing the sentence.
  2358. >"No. They- they didn't."
  2359. >You let that sink in.
  2360. >Why didn't she fly out?
  2361. >It would've been so easy!
  2362. >Why did she just stare at you!
  2363. >Why did she...
  2364. >WHY DID SHE SMILE!
  2365. >That was the worst part.
  2366. >She was so far away, and obscured by far, but you were 100% certain she looked right at you and smiled.
  2367. >You don't shiver.
  2368. >You don't shudder at the thought.
  2369. >You're too exhausted.
  2370. >It takes you a moment to realize that Aloe is leading you back to the spa.
  2371. "Um, Aloe, I thought we were going back to your house."
  2372. >"We are, we live at the parlor."
  2373. >Oh.
  2374. >Well it would explain how they're always there first.
  2375. >Aloe pulls a key out from her mane and unlocks the door.
  2376. >"LOTUS! I'M BACK, ANON IS WITH ME!"
  2377. >Apparently the ability to shout louder than a bullhorn run ins in the family.
  2378. >You barely make out a gasp from somewhere inside the parlor, followed by the sound of hooves moving across tile.
  2379. >You only manage to take a few steps in before a blue mass tackle hugs you to the floor.
  2380. >It takes you a moment to realize it's not Dash.
  2381. >"Anon, Aloe! I was so worried about you two! When I heard that you're house was on fire, I was sick with worry! Thank Celestia you two are Ok!"
  2382. >You can't help but crack a small smile.
  2383. >You'd never really seen this side of Lotus.
  2384. >You stroke her mane reflexively.
  2385. "It's Ok, Lotus. We're Ok."
  2386. >Lotus gives you one last squeeze before standing up and hugging Lotus.
  2387. >Aloe flinches as Lotus' tight embrace aggravates some of bruises.
  2388. >Lotus notices and instantly steps back and takes a closer look at Aloe, seeing the state she's in.
  2389. >"Aloe, what happened to you!"
  2390. >Aloe glances at you.
  2391. >You aren't sure if it's for reassurance, or permission, or whatever, but you nod.
  2392. >"I'll tell you a little later 'Sis."
  2393. >Lotus opens her mouth to argue, but Aloe keeps talking.
  2394. >"Anon's place is gone, so I told him he could stay with us, could you please find a room for him while I prepare a hot bath?"
  2395. >Lotus is silent for a moment.
  2396. >Maybe she doesn't want you to stay?
  2397. >Crap, if that's the case you might be-
  2398. >"Ok Aloe, but we're going to talk about this soon, Ok?"
  2399. >Aloe cracks a small smile and gives her twin a soft hug.
  2400. >"Of course Lotus, but for now, please help Anonymous get situated."
  2401. >Lotus smiles.
  2402. >"Of course! Anon, come with me, lets get you set up in a room."
  2403. >You get off the floor and onto your feet.
  2404. "Alrighty, lead the way."
  2405. >Lotus takes you all the way to the back of the parlor.
  2406. >You'd only been in this part of the spa a coupe times.
  2407. >Lotus leads you to a door that looks like it hasn't been used in a small while.
  2408. >She opens it to reveal a decently sized bedroom, complete with a bathroom closet, desk, wardrobe, and bed.
  2409. >You walk in with lotus and sit down on the bed, noting how it's actually big enough for you to sleep comfortably in.
  2410. >Lotus sits next to you.
  2411. >"This room used to be our cousin's, but she moved out a while ago, now it's yours."
  2412. >The room has been well kept, and is still furnished as well.
  2413. "Thanks a lot, I mean, I really can't thank you enough for this."
  2414. >Lotus smiles and lies down so that her head is in your lap.
  2415. >"Think nothing of it Anon, you've done more for us than we ever thought possible. If anything we should be the ones thanking you!"
  2416. "Heh."
  2417. >You lean back onto the large bed yourself as Lotus continues to use your legs as a pillow.
  2418. >....
  2419. >Time passes, and Lotus leaves to go join Aloe in the bath, wanting the hot water to help soothe her bruises as well.
  2420. >She offered you to join them, but you declined for what to you were obvious reasons.
  2421. >Your house may have burned down, a pony might have died today, but...
  2422. >You have a new home, two wonderful friends, and a well-paying job.
  2423. >Maybe things aren't so bad.
  2424. >The moon has been up for a while now, and you're just about to nod off when you hear a knock on the door.
  2425. >You sit up.
  2426. "Come on in."
  2427. >The door opens and in the dim light you make out Lotus and Aloe walk into your room.
  2428. "What's up, is something wrong?"
  2429. >They don't say anything.
  2430. >Lotus walks up to you and plants a kiss on your cheek.
  2431. >"Goodnight Anon."
  2432. >As you sit in shock, Aloe walks up to you and does likewise.
  2433. >"Sleep well Anonymous."
  2434. >The twin ponies then walk out the room, leaving you staring as they close the door.
  2435. >You fall back into your bed and stare at the ceiling.
  2436. >You can't stop the grin that forms on your face.
  2437. >Things are definitely not so bad.
  2438.  
  2439. End~

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