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[copied from https://pastebin.com/Ppsns0AM ]
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[original writer _LEAF_ ]
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>Sweat drips into your eye, making you wince.
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>You can't let go.
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>Currently you are holding yourself up on your pull-up bar.
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>This morning, Twilight left early.
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>She was worried about Spike making a mess after being alone for so long.
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>Memories of that little cunt cock-blocking you when you and Twilight started dating come to mind.
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>Well, at least he left you alone now.
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>Finally, you allow yourself to drop from the bar and let out a deep breath.
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>Last night you got quite the workout atop the sheets.
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>Twilight was a little more comfortable and apt to new things this time.
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>But with no one in your home again, you couldn't pass up the chance to get a solid uninterrupted workout in.
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>You look at yourself in the mirror.
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>Toned muscles and a sheen of sweat shine back at you in the morning sunlight.
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"Almost good enough. But not quite."
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>You towel off and head for the shower.
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>On today's agenda is:
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>Workout, laundry, Rarity's, talk to Roseluck, lunch with Twilight, jog in the park and-
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"Breakfast."
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>This morning you will treat yourself to a breakfast of french toast at Pinkie Pie's work.
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>A bit of syrup drips from your fork and lands on your lapel.
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>Why do you always wear these damn expesive suits?
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>You quickly dab it with some water from your glass and sigh.
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>Pinkie giggles from the other side of the table, "Are they yummy, Anon?"
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>You swallow the bite of french toast and give a polite smile.
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"As always, Pinkie; your french toast is the best in town."
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>She twirls a lock of hair with a hoof and rolls her eyes, "You're just saying that~."
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>Pinkie Pie has always been a blatant flirt with you.
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>And at the same time, she has told you she is not interested in relationships that are not platonic.
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>There was a time before Twilight came into the picture that you left this place sporting a sore pair of blueballs because of Pinkieflirt.
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>"Just tell me if you want seconds!" She gets up from the table and walks away sashaying her flanks, "Or thirds..."
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>She knows exactly what she is doing.
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>As you go back to your breakfast, the door opens and several ponies walk in.
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>Mayor Mare is flanked by two stallions.
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>She spots you and smiles, walking over.
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>"Ah! Mr. Anonymous, good morning!"
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>The two stallions with her are huge.
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>Like Macho Man Randy Savage big.
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>You wave.
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"Hello, Mayor. Out for some breakfast with er... Your body guards?"
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>The two stallions look at each other and chuckle.
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>Mayor Mare waves a hoof, "Oh no, they're not body guards. This is Fernando and Otto. Two stallions in my herd."
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>You almost choke on your water as you drink.
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>"Mind if we join you for breakfast?"
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"Sure. Uh, please."
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>The three sit down opposite you, with Mayor Mare in the middle.
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>The two stallions remind you of stereotypical square-jaw hunks back on earth.
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>Wait, is it normal for a mare to have a herd?
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>The image of Mayor Mare being spit roasted by these meat heads makes you shiver.
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>Nope.
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"So, what brings you to Sugarcube Corner?"
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>The mayor waves to Pinkie Pie, "The scones. Simply delicious. So, how is your herd coming along?"
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>Straight to business.
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>The white and blonde stallion Otto leans forward and speaks eagerly with a German accent, "Is it true you are in relationship with Princess Twilight Sparkle?"
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>He seems envious.
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"Er, yeah. I am."
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>Mayor Mare brushes Otto's leg, "She's his alpha mare, so I hear..." She smiles at you, "Everything going smoothly?"
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>You take another sip of water to wet your dry mouth.
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"Mhmm. Yes. I would say so."
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>She leans forward, "So secretive! You are all the talk amongst the mares these days and still you keep up that shroud of mystery around you..."
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>It's poise.
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>Personal and professional life should stay seperate.
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"I apologize. I'm still learning the culture of herding."
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>Mayor Mare nods and gives Pinkie Pie her order.
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>"I can understand. Herds are a public yet very private affair."
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>Not according to Twilight.
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>To her, everything about your relationship is public.
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>"Princess Celestia would never tell about her history with herding."
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>Your eyes widen.
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"Celestia had a herd?!"
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>She chuckles, "You didn't hear it from me. This was long, loooong before any of us were born. Times were different then."
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>She lets it go and you go back to eating.
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>Does Twilight know that her mentor herded at one point?
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>What kind of guys did Celestia go for?
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>Celestia sure is pretty...
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>You shake the thought from your head.
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"So Mayor, what can I expect for my first day Monday?"
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>She shrugs, "Just some boring introductions. The fun stuff won't start for a few days. I'd like to give you some time getting settled. And working on your herd."
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***
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>The rest of breakfast goes by with only formal talk.
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>You're relieved that Mayor Mare drops any herd talk.
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>Her stallions actually surprise you with how cordial and pleasant they are.
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>The mayor excuses herself first, saying she must get back to work.
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>After they leave, you pay for your meal and leave.
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>It takes a while before you notice Pinkie Pie trotting next to you.
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"Pinkie? What are you doing?"
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>She grins, "I was bored with work. Wanna hang out?"
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"Okay... I was planning on visiting a pony if you want to tag along."
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>She bucks your leg softly, "Ooo a friend? Or another capture for your herd?"
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>You flush.
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"Well, she wants to be in my he- I don't CAPTURE mares."
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>Pinkie is instantly inside of your suit with her face inches from yours.
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>She makes a lewd face and you feel her hooves rub your abdomen and pecs, "No, you just hypnotize them with these big sexy muscley muscles."
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>You try to grab her, but she's already on the ground again.
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"Pinkie, please..."
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>She licks her lips slowly and whispers, "That's it... Beg me..."
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>Why does she only pick on you?
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>You turn.
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"Well I'm leaving."
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>Pinkie jumps onto your shoulders.
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>"Aw, you're so cute when you're flustered!"
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>She pokes your cheek and her tail wraps around your waist as you walk.
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>"Cutie pie~!"
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>You're glad Pinkie doesn't want to be in your herd.
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>This shit is why Twilight isn't comfortable with you hanging out with her.
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>There is a reason why you let Pinkie tag along.
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>The pony you are going to visit-
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>Is Roseluck.
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>The two of you head into the market area and straight toward Roseluck's flower stand.
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"Okay Pinkie, I need you to do me a favor."
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>"A party favor?"
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"A big favor."
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>"I'll show you a big-"
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"I need you to cut into the conversation if things get awkward."
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>"I LOVE cutting in to conversations!"
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"Good. So can you-"
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>"Like right now! See how good I am at cutting in?"
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"Pinkie, please. This mare is a little... Different."
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>"I scratch your back, you rub mine. If I do this, you're gonna frost my cake with that extra creamy batter. I'll put it in a baster and you can sploot-a-toot-sploot it right into my-"
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"PINKIE!"
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>She snickers, "Only kidding."
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>The two of you arrive at Roseluck's stand.
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>The mare looks absolutely serine and as pretty as the flowers she sells.
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>It's a trap.
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>You know it has to be.
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>The rose has thorns.
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>Her head moves to the side slowly and her eyes move from you to Pinkie.
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>The hairs on the back of your neck stand up as her eyes seem to dilate while smiling at Pinkie.
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>"Good morning, Anonymous. I see you've brought... A friend. And she's another mare."
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"Good morning. I just wanted to visit and set up our... Formal date."
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>Roseluck looks away from Pinkie to you and smiles with her eyes closed, "How sweet of you. When should I come over?"
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>You were planning on a more typical date.
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"Well if you give me your address, I can pick you up tonight and we could go for dinner?"
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>Her ears flick, "Would you be opposed to me making you dinner tonight?"
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>Usually you do the cooking.
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"Are you sure?"
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>She nods slowly, "I'm an old fashioned mare. I think a good mare should cook for her stallion. I do so enjoy cooking."
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>You remember with worry that time Twilight almost burned your house down making toast.
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"Well is there anything you'd like to do in town?"
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>Roseluck shakes her head, "Would you be opposed to staying in and watching a movie?"
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>Alarms are going off in your head.
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>She wants to be alone with you in your house.
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"Are... You sure?"
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>The flower pony nods again and smiles at Pinkie, "I'm very sure."
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>Your friend beside you has been uncharacteristically quiet.
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>You clear your throat.
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"Okay then. When should I get you?"
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>Roseluck winks at you, "I'll come over whenever you want."
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>Why is Pinkie not saying anything?
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>Roseluck is boring into her with that wide-eyed smile.
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"Eight. Come over at eight."
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>"I look forward to our date."
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>With an awkward goodbye, you pull Pinkie away from the stand and leave.
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"Pinkie, why didn't you say anything?!"
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>She trots along with a spaced out look.
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>"Anon... I think this is a bad idea..."
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>You and Pinkie sit in Carousel Boutique.
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>Rarity has served you tea and Pinkie is currently dumping a bowl of sugar into hers.
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>Rarity flicks her tail, "So WHO is this lucky mare?!"
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>You tap on the table with your fingertips.
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"Her name is Roseluck. I met her yesterday and she kind of followed me home."
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>Rarity's ears perk, "Roseluck? I know her..."
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>You don't like the way that sounds.
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"What's wrong?"
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>"Oh nothing is wrong, darling. I was just reminiscing. We used to brunch together."
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>You watch Pinkie happily drink her moist sugar.
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"Used to?"
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>Rarity sighs and waves a hoof carelessly, "You see, that was before she met the stallion she got engaged to. After that, we sort of drifted apart. A shame really, she was such a giddy and lady-like pony. We were a lot alike."
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"Engaged?"
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>Rarity's look turns sour, "I'm afraid I don't know much about it, other than her fiancé did not become her husband. She was very different after that. Does she still have that distant smile?"
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>You nod weakly.
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"Who was her fiancé?"
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>Rarity shrugs, "Some dashing young stud from out west. I haven't seen him in ages. Not since their break up..."
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>Those alarms are back in your head.
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>She's coming over tonight.
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>Where is her fiancé?
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>Why does she insist on staying at your house?
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>She's coming over- She's coming over!
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>Pinkie touches your hand, making you jump.
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>"Nonny, are you okay?"
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>You straighten your tie.
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"I'm fine."
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>Before you can ask Rarity more about Roseluck, the bell rings on the front door, signaling the arrival of a customer.
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>"Excuse me," Rarity jumps up and leaves the room.
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>You turn to Pinkie.
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"Pinkie, I need another favor."
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>She licks the remaining sugar from her cup, "I told you Nonny, I don't think you can put a foal inside of me."
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"What? No- listen, I need you to stay at my place tonight."
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>Pinkie gives you a lustful look.
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>"I knew it. You want to stuff this pink pie, don't you?"
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>Your eye twitches.
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"Pinkie. I don't want to have sex with you. I want you to like hide in the closet or something during this date. I know you got the same vibe from Roseluck."
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>Pinkie smirks, "You have some freaky fetishes, don't you Anon?"
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>You can't let yourself choke Pinkie.
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>She slaps your back, "Just kidding! Of course I'll help you!"
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>You sigh and sit back.
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"Thank you. Be at my place at seven."
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>You stand up and smooth your suit.
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"And Pinkie? Please don't tell Twilight about this."
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>"She'll never know what we do alone."
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"Pinkie. Please."
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>"I'm sorry! I can't get away today!"
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>Your girlfriend is awash in scrolls.
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>Celestia has piled all the responsibility of organizing the summer solstice celebration on Twilight.
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"Don't sweat it, Twi. I'll bring you lunch."
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>She tosses a scroll aside, "No, don't worry. Spike is getting sandwiches. But you should go to lunch with Flitter."
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"Flitter?"
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>She rapidly scans a scroll with her eyes, "Mhmm. I feel like the two of you didn't really get enough time together. You should use this chance to loosen her up a bit."
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>In your head you see Flitter laying on your kitchen table with her bits exposed.
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>"Loosen me up, master~..."
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>You blink.
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"Are you sure you want me to be alone with her?"
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>Twilight looks up and smiles, "Anon, I am comfortable with you doing anything with any mare in our herd. It's our herd. Our family. I know it might sound strange, but you realize that you will eventually be... Sleeping with multiple mares, right?"
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>You nod.
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"Yeah..."
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>It's just weird hearing it from her mouth.
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>Your girlfriend wants you to fuck other mares.
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>And from what you heard her tell Flitter-
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>Twilight wants to watch you fuck other mares.
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"Alright. Do you know where Flitter lives?"
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>You knock on the door.
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>Flitter lives in a small house next to a furniture store.
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>The door opens quickly and Flitter jumps out with a wrench in her mouth.
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>You step back and guard your face.
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>Flitter drops the wrench, looking to be on the verge of incontinence.
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>"Anon? I thought... I thought you were a burglar."
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>You straighten up.
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"Burglar? Why?"
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>She looks around timidly, "This is the most logical time to burgal."
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>At noon?
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>You look around.
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>Several ponies trot down the street, happily going about their day.
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>One pony starts up a song and others begin to dance.
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"Right. Anyway, I wanted to see if you'd like to join me for lunch?"
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>You can see her wings begin to unfurl.
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>"If you want to eat me, I don't think I'll taste very good. I haven't taken a bath today."
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>You shake your head.
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"No, I mean- Want to eat at the park? My treat."
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>She seems to understand and blushes, "Like... A date?"
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"Yes. Like a date. At the park."
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>Now her wings are held out and she giggles, "I would really like that! A date with my b-boyfriend!"
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>Well that was pretty cute.
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>Just have to keep her away from alcohol.
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"Great. You want to grab anything you need and then we'll go?"
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>She stumbles a little running back into her house.
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>"I'll get my sun hat! And my bag! And my- OW!"
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>As she runs inside, her extended wings hit the door frame and she falls back onto her butt.
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>"Saddle..."
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>You bend down and grab the tool in front of you.
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"Don't forget your wrench."
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>She gets up and sheepishly takes the wrench from you while stroking her wings down.
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>"I don't think there will be any burglars in the park, Anonymous."
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"No. You're probably right."
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>She walks back inside and you shake your head.
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>Wait-
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"Why does she need a saddle?"
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