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[short]Indecent Anon

By kqaii
Created: 2021-01-24 07:50:34
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  1. "Indecent Anon"
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  4. Original Author: 1/3 Mon 22 Sep 2014 22:18:16 No.19844108
  5. >Ponyville is a pretty nice place to live at all things considered.
  6. >Most ponies are nice, just as in the show.
  7. >Case in point - you are walking down the street to your appointed meeting with the mayor and there's constant "Heya Anon! Good looking!" from the mares you don't even know.
  8. >You can't blame them. Your suit is dandy and cool. Even though it's a little hot - you prefer to look dashing. Especially because it's so far the only clean suit you have.
  9. >It was pretty hard to convince Rarity to use your design, plain and without any bells and whistles.
  10. >She was all like "i don't design THAT kind of stuff"
  11. >Well duh, she haven't had the chance design for humans.
  12. >But with some convincing and touching her nerve... Calling her a chicken and suggesting she's not up to a challenge proved useful.
  13. >Now you are a proud owner of a full black suit, a hat and a cane. Where did she got the cane you'll never know.
  14. >But despite your marvelous attire some ponies, again like in the show, behave themselves openly xenophobic.
  15. >They don't even want to look at you as you pass by, just turn their heads with the disgusted look.
  16. >At least they don't hide in their homes.
  17. >You look again at the letter that you found earlier in the morning.
  18. >An official invitation to a meeting with the Mayor Mare. Date, time, topics - "Negative tendencies in interaction between Anon and Ponyville's population"
  19. >That's probably it? This should be about these xenophobic ponies.
  20.  
  21. >Mayor's office greeted you with a smell of dusty papers and a pretty "slow" accountant mare.
  22. >Yeah, yeah, humans are unique but it's time to get used to you and not lead you with your eyes and half-opened mouth.
  23. >Anyway - you passed through
  24. "Anonymous, you are not late and this already is promising. I will get straight to the point and say that your behavior is intolerable. Over the last month I got multiple complaints about our town turning into something... indecent. I have to put a stop to your provocations.
  25. >Say what?
  26.  
  27. "I am sorry but I don't really understand what you mean. How am I indecent? I am fully clothed in public at all times, I don't recall an episode..."
  28. >"The NERVE on this one! You even came here! To an official meeting with the mayor like that! And you seriously see nothing wrong with it? I mean I don't consider myself a prude, have never thought of myself as such, but there are always boundaries! Some limits a pony can't go over and stay a respectable member of our society"
  29. "Listen mayor..."
  30. >"You may have Celestia's protection and my authority can't override her orders to not influence you, but this doesn't mean I have to tolerate you in our town! Believe me I will find a way to make your life miserable"
  31. "Hey I still don't understand what this is all about."
  32. >"Playing the dumb card, are we? Or do you seriously not see how clashing, provocative and harmful your behavior is! We had three family scandals over the last month - all related to you!"
  33. "Can you fucking explain what the fuck are you talking about already? Because I seriously have no idea what in the flying fuck's name is going on!"
  34. >"Oh no mister, I am DONE here. You go out of my office and we will see who has more merit! Thousand years of tradition or one manwhore!"
  35. "Manwhore? I haven't even slept with anyone!"
  36. >"OUT IMMEDIATELY!"
  37. >A huge stack of papers is flung at you as you quickly retreat from the crazy's office.
  38. >God dammit what got into her?
  39. >Indecency? Provocative behavior? Manwhore?
  40. >And this somehow linked to clothes? Literally what?
  41.  
  42. >You are now Mayor mare
  43. >And this stupid colt! Whoring himself out constantly! Wearing all those clothes in the open and not even caring about something being wrong with it!
  44. >You thought you are too old for this horseshit, but when he walked in! Plain dark costume, covering every part of him! Even the feet!
  45. >Colts were somewhat decent in your past. Now Ponyville is turning into a brothel.
  46. >You proceed to contemplate the plans to return dignity to Ponyville while trying to shake of the vision of that sexy sexy ass in black pants.
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  48. (Cont)
  49. >You are now Twilight Sparkle
  50. >And it's been a very VERY stressful month for you.
  51. >Time to look for some gray hairs, haha.
  52. >Why could an ALIEN VISITOR not be a mare?
  53. >No, universe, it just had to be a sexy...
  54. >Ugh, that's not scientific. Let's call him... an objectively attractive male specimen.
  55. >Science! Thanks for distracting and allowing you to keep a cool head about all the endevour.
  56. >You have always been shy around stallions, but this is just getting out of control.
  57. >Looking into yesterday's research notebook entries you sigh audibly.
  58. >Once again - three or four questions and the whole interview goes down the drain with personal questions.
  59. >"What's your favourite color", really, Twilight?
  60. >Instead of asking about his race's technical advancements that's what you can think of?
  61. >At least you are able to avoid the "what's your race's maiting ritual" question. Maybe you should ask Spike to review all of your questions before the interview?
  62. >It should prevent the questions like "What's your favourite sex position" from being suddenly asked ever again.
  63. >And valuable time of Canterlot archivists from beings spent on looking into mentiones of "doggy style" in any of their books.

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