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>Be Anon E. Moose.
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>You've been in Equestria about a week.
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>Within the first few days of your arrival, all but a few of the memories from your previous world faded.
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>Twilight explained that this was probably your brain adapting in some way.
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>There's one thing you haven't let go of, though.
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>Celestia.
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>Despite not remembering your family, you have memories of her.
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>Her prose.
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>Her deep affection of her ponies.
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>You imagine her outline: flowing like water, sun gleaming off of her white flank.
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>You can mentally picture her, but you have no idea why.
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>According to Twilight, you had told her when you arrived that there were no talking ponies where you had come from.
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>Despite your desire, Celestia hasn't been able to meet with you until today.
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>You look ahead.
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>A lavender drawbridge two times your height lies across a moat.
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>You take a step
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>Your heart is starting to race.
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>Today is the day you meet your queen.
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>Goddess of /sun/
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>The sun, brain. Grammar.
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>A guard escorts you from the front of the palace, down opulent corridors and twisting geometry.
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>You start sweating.
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>Will she think you're awkward?
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>Will you be able to impress her?
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>Seemingly hours later, you arrive in front of the throne room.
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>Though it might have only been a few minutes.
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>The guard opens the door, and you walk through.
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>The first thing that strikes you is the room.
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>Teal and blue, with the ceiling of a chapel.
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>Columns alternated with stained glass: representations of the sun and moon.
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>And the goddesses who controlled them.
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>Your eyes are finally drawn to the two thrones, sun and moon.
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>Celestia.
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>Celestia is black.
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>This cannot be right.
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>She has exaggerated red DSL.
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>Her horn is an equally offensive red.
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>Her eyes and mane are brown and unanimated.
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>"You finna say somthin or jus stand there, cuh?"
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"I, um.."
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>You trail off, unable to think of anything to say.
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>"Nigga I ain't got all day. You thing it's easy runnin a kingdom? I'll tell you what nigga, it ain't. I work my fucking ass in this bitch. Whatchu tryna say?"
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"Aren't you, uh, supposed to be, like, white?"
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>This was apparently the wrong thing to say.
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>"The fuck did you just say to me, nigga?"
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>Her horn starts to glow as she dismounts the throne.
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>"You wanna fuckin step out right now?"
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>Black Celestia is two inches from your face, ready to charge.
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>Her eyes are slightly bloodshot, you assume from a lack of sleep.
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>She smells extremely skunky.
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>It's familiar, but you can't put your finger on what it is.
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"No, no I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that."
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>"That's what I thought, cracka. Now gechyo white ass outta here unless you wanna get sent to the hospital."
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>You leave the castle.
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>Needless to say, Celestia did not live up to your expectations.
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