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The Black Celestia Green

By Rusty_Snoot
Created: 2021-01-26 00:36:13
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Be Anon E. Moose.
  2. 2.
    >You've been in Equestria about a week.
  3. 3.
    >Within the first few days of your arrival, all but a few of the memories from your previous world faded.
  4. 4.
    >Twilight explained that this was probably your brain adapting in some way.
  5. 5.
    >There's one thing you haven't let go of, though.
  6. 6.
    >Celestia.
  7. 7.
    >Despite not remembering your family, you have memories of her.
  8. 8.
    >Her prose.
  9. 9.
    >Her deep affection of her ponies.
  10. 10.
    >You imagine her outline: flowing like water, sun gleaming off of her white flank.
  11. 11.
    >You can mentally picture her, but you have no idea why.
  12. 12.
    >According to Twilight, you had told her when you arrived that there were no talking ponies where you had come from.
  13. 13.
    >Despite your desire, Celestia hasn't been able to meet with you until today.
  14. 14.
    >You look ahead.
  15. 15.
    >A lavender drawbridge two times your height lies across a moat.
  16. 16.
    >You take a step
  17. 17.
    >Your heart is starting to race.
  18. 18.
    >Today is the day you meet your queen.
  19. 19.
    >Goddess of /sun/
  20. 20.
    >The sun, brain. Grammar.
  21. 21.
    >A guard escorts you from the front of the palace, down opulent corridors and twisting geometry.
  22. 22.
    >You start sweating.
  23. 23.
    >Will she think you're awkward?
  24. 24.
    >Will you be able to impress her?
  25. 25.
    >Seemingly hours later, you arrive in front of the throne room.
  26. 26.
    >Though it might have only been a few minutes.
  27. 27.
    >The guard opens the door, and you walk through.
  28. 28.
    >The first thing that strikes you is the room.
  29. 29.
    >Teal and blue, with the ceiling of a chapel.
  30. 30.
    >Columns alternated with stained glass: representations of the sun and moon.
  31. 31.
    >And the goddesses who controlled them.
  32. 32.
    >Your eyes are finally drawn to the two thrones, sun and moon.
  33. 33.
    >Celestia.
  34. 34.
    >Celestia is black.
  35. 35.
    >This cannot be right.
  36. 36.
    >She has exaggerated red DSL.
  37. 37.
    >Her horn is an equally offensive red.
  38. 38.
    >Her eyes and mane are brown and unanimated.
  39. 39.
    >"You finna say somthin or jus stand there, cuh?"
  40. 40.
    "I, um.."
  41. 41.
    >You trail off, unable to think of anything to say.
  42. 42.
    >"Nigga I ain't got all day. You thing it's easy runnin a kingdom? I'll tell you what nigga, it ain't. I work my fucking ass in this bitch. Whatchu tryna say?"
  43. 43.
    "Aren't you, uh, supposed to be, like, white?"
  44. 44.
    >This was apparently the wrong thing to say.
  45. 45.
    >"The fuck did you just say to me, nigga?"
  46. 46.
    >Her horn starts to glow as she dismounts the throne.
  47. 47.
    >"You wanna fuckin step out right now?"
  48. 48.
    >Black Celestia is two inches from your face, ready to charge.
  49. 49.
    >Her eyes are slightly bloodshot, you assume from a lack of sleep.
  50. 50.
    >She smells extremely skunky.
  51. 51.
    >It's familiar, but you can't put your finger on what it is.
  52. 52.
    "No, no I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that."
  53. 53.
    >"That's what I thought, cracka. Now gechyo white ass outta here unless you wanna get sent to the hospital."
  54. 54.
    >You leave the castle.
  55. 55.
    >Needless to say, Celestia did not live up to your expectations.

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