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Sic Transit KitKat by LEAF

By kqaii
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-02-02 11:27:27
Expiry: Never
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  1. [Original Author leaf posted this green on https://yuki.la/mlp/26659730 ]
  2. Sic Transit KitKat By _leaf_ (https://pastebin.com/u/_leaf_)
  3. Date 03/11/16.
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  5.  
  6. >Life is kind of funny, you know?
  7. >Like, take for instance, how shitty it is for you.
  8. >Funny.
  9. >Ha ha, crowd laughs, roll credits.
  10. >Well this is NOT funny.
  11. >You are Eri, known as the "emo" pony.
  12. >You're not emo though.
  13. >They just don't understand.
  14. >Anyway, the whole sad, depressed, miserable thing?
  15. >That's YOU'RE thing.
  16. >Until today.
  17. >Just as you were sitting in class, harmlessly writing some awesome lyrics that were too deep for anyone else on your binder-
  18. >"Attention class, we have a new student!" The teacher announced.
  19. >You look up as the class takes their seats.
  20. >There it was.
  21. >The new source of misery in your life.
  22. >The pony standing at the front of the class...
  23. >She looks like she just stepped out of Hot Clopic.
  24. "She looks like..."
  25. >The pony smiles a wide genuine smile, accented with bright, straight white teeth.
  26. >"Hello! My name is KitKat. I'm from Seaddle and I just moved here."
  27. >The only sound to be heard is that of your quill snapping in half in your hoof.
  28. "A fake..."
  29. >["When I'm lying in your bed... Play the motions through my head...You Know that I'm thinking, I'm thinking..."]
  30. >You slowly plod away from the school with music blasting through your headphones.
  31. >It's raining.
  32. "It's appropriate..."
  33. >It's cold.
  34. "It's appropriate..."
  35. >You're miserable.
  36. "It's wrong..."
  37. >What should you do?
  38. >Every day after school, you never go right home.
  39. >It's a minor relief to not go directly back to your father and his anger.
  40. >Probably just hang out around the park again until sundown.
  41. >Suddenly, you feel someone grabbing you.
  42. >You whip around and yank out your headphones.
  43. "RAAAAAAAAAAP-"
  44. >There's a mare staring at you.
  45. >Your heart is beating so fast, you might actually die in a way you don't want to.
  46. >Kitkat smiles apologetically, "I'm so sorry, I called your name but then I noticed you had your headphones in. I'm sorry, I just wanted to talk, or maybe we could hang out? I noticed we both have like the same style and you know, we just seem a lot alike. Your name is Eri, right? I'm KitKat, but you probably already knew that."
  47. >You want to stab your ears.
  48. >Not only does this pony have a SICKENINGLY sweet voice, but she said all of that in one breath, without pause.
  49. >And she smiled that perfect smile the whole time.
  50. >You now notice she smells like some sort of... Is that some kind of chocolate perfume?
  51. "No."
  52. >You turn and put your headphones back in.
  53. >KitKat trots up beside you, "I'm really sorry, I know we can be great friends! I noticed that you don't really talk to anyone. Does it have something to do with the black eye you have? You don't sit with anyone. Or even really look at anyone. But, what if we became friends? Because I don't have any friends, because you know I just moved here and-"
  54. >You turn your music on as loud as possible.
  55. >["Just know... We are... A spec...In Time..."]
  56. >KitKat is still walking beside you, talking. Even though your music is too loud to hear her.
  57. >["So follow your bliss. And destroy the beauty."]
  58. >You watch her from the corner of her eyes.
  59. >["I'll lock myself alone in a room. Drink until the clock strikes noon. With just a pen, a pill, and some paper..."]
  60. >Her mane is silky smooth...
  61. >["And maybe I will write a sad song..."]
  62. >Her legs are toned...
  63. >["Or another cliche poem..."]
  64. >Why... Why is her flank so big?!
  65. >["Of the person that I long to be..."]
  66. >You stop and tear out your headphones again.
  67. "Why do you dress like that?"
  68. >KitKat tilts her head cutely.
  69. >Disgusting.
  70. >"Like this? I do my shopping at Hot Clopic. Cute, right? Do you shop there too? I assumed so, because-"
  71. >You cut her off with a hoof.
  72. "Why do you dress like that? Why would YOU dress like a miserable soul when you're obviously perfect?"
  73. >She just stands there with her head tilted.
  74. >Her pink-ish eyes seem to sparkle.
  75. >That razor blade necklace is ridiculous.
  76. >From the headphones around her neck, you can hear-
  77. "A-Are you listening to hip hop?!"
  78. >KitKat giggles, "Yeah, isn't it weird? Gangster rap is my favorite for some reason."
  79. >...
  80. >What the hell is this... This THING?
  81. "Listen, I don't know if you're mocking me, or you're just... I dunno, but I don't think we can be friends. We're just too different. So, please just leave me alone, okay?"
  82. >You continue walking away from her, hoping she doesn't follow.
  83. >Just as you're about to exit the school grounds, you hear that sickly sweet voice from far behind you.
  84. >"Goodbye Miss Eri! I'll see you tomorrow! Let's eat breakfast in the cafeteria together! I'll bring some of my gummy bracelets and we can split them! I know we're going to be such good frien-"
  85. >You press play on your mp3 player.
  86. >["Keep the noise low, she doesn't wanna blow it... Shaking head to toe... While your left hand does the 'show me around... Quickens your heartbeat... It beats me straight up to the ground...]
  87. >Looking back on this, your mistake was that you didn't keep your music playing and ignore her.
  88. >This was the start of your confusing relationship with a fake "emo" named-
  89. "Fucking KitKat."
  90.  
  91. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YVKTxTOgU [Embed]
  92.  
  93. THE END

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