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[copied from https://pastebin.com/L2yBhjmm ]
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original author Etiquette(https://pastebin.com/u/Etiquette)]
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"Silver Lining"
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NOV 26TH, 2012
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>Day went wrong in Equestria.
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>Wake up.
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>Yawn.
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>Stretch.
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>Roll out of bed and head to the kitchen of your small home.
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>Pour yourself a bowl of Gener-Oats.
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>Chew away lazily and start to daydream.
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>It's been about a month since you arrived here in this little girl's wet dream.
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>Sheesh, there are p0nies everywhere.
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>They run everything from the marketplace to the government.
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>Oh well. It's not all bad.
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>At least they're generous.
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>The fact you even have a place to sleep and food to eat is testament to that.
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>You showed up one day, seemingly out of nowhere; the only human in this land of pastel.
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>No bits, no memory, no friends.
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>You're disturbed from your musing by a knocking at your door.
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>Well, there was one "friend" that you made...
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>Completely involuntarily, you might add.
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>You sigh and leave your miserable excuse for a breakfast on the table.
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>Answer the door.
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"Look Fluttershy, I appreciate you coming to see me every morn-"
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>Looking up, you notice, not Fluttershy, but a grey mare with a long blonde mane and deep golden eyes.
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>She's hovering about a foot off the ground, a dark brown bag slung across her neck.
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>You can see that the bag has a small letter-shaped button on it for fastening it shut.
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>So this is how they deliver mail? How quaint.
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>She's rifling through some letters with her hooves.
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>How they do that, you'll never know.
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>Maybe it's like sticky microfibers or something...
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>You shake your head. Too much Spiderman lately.
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>She's yet to look up. "Anon, right?"
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>You smile.
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"That's me."
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>She looks up to hand you the letters and you notice her visibly jolt.
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>She hadn't realized who she was talking to, you guess.
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>You catch her cheeks tint rosy red.
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>She drops a letter and starts to stammer.
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>"I-I... I'm sorry..." She lands on the ground in front of your door and scrambles to pick up the envelope.
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>"I didn't mean t-to look so..." In her panic, she ends up spilling her opened bag of letters, and some pasta, into your doorway and foyer.
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>She sighs and hangs her head. "Flustered..."
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>You try to suppress your growing rumble of laughter, but fail.
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>You begin to chuckle.
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>The mailmare pouts at first, but soon is unable to contain her own giggle fit.
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>After the two of you calm down, you smile and kneel to begin helping her re-collect the scattered mail.
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>"Oh, Mr. Anon, you don't have to do anything. This is my fault..."
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>She looks down at her hooves, dejected. "Like always..."
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>That last comment strikes a chord in your heartstrings. You feel sorry for her, but your smile never wavers.
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"Nonsense, I don't mind at all, Mrs..."
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>"Ditzy. Ditzy Doo. And it's Miss, not Mrs..."
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>She looks up at you, eyes half hidden behind her mane, but still focused on yours.
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>You see her cheeks flash red again and she looks away.
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>You can't help but smile and chuckle again.
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"Ditzy, huh?"
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>You catch a glimpse of her cutie mark as she returns to scooping up letters.
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>A series of soap bubbles run up her flank.
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>Airheaded?
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>You smile again to yourself and begin collecting the spilled post along with her.
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>Soon, all but one letter has been returned to her mail bag.
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>You absent-mindedly reach out to pick it up.
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>You feel a soft, warm sensation brush along the palm of your hand.
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>Looking down, you see that it's Ditzy's hoof.
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>You look back up, and your eyes meet again.
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>You get lost in her eyes for what seems like minutes.
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>Blushing, you pull your respective limbs back.
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>"Well, better go!" And with that, Ditzy darts off towards town.
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>Well, that was rather... sudden...
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>You look down.
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>The letter the two of you had played hand/hoofsies over lays face-down on your floor.
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>You pick it up and set it on an end table near your front door.
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>Guess she'll be back for that at some point.
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>You just grin and close the door.
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>You wonder if Ditzy will be too embarrassed to deliver your mail in-perso- or rather, in-p0ny anymore...
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>It'd be a shame if she just started using the mail slot.
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>After all, it was nice meeting another living thing that was a bigger spaghetti buffet than you.
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>Wait... Did you just say that your door had a mail slot?
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>Then why didn't she-?
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>You just shake your head.
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"Oh Ditzy..."
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>Well, now that the morning entertainment is over...
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>You finally take the time to look at the letters she delivered, shuffling them around in your hand.
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>Bill.
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>Next.
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>Bill.
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>Next.
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>Bill.
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>Same shit, different world.
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>This one's actually a letter.
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>From Fluttershy...
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>It smells like honey and pet food.
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>You feel your brows furrow.
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>You sigh and open it.
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>"Dear Anon, Wanna fuck?"
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>"-Love, Fluttershy"
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>You groan and toss the letter in the trashcan.
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>There's another knocking at your door.
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>You reach over, pick up the letter Ditzy left behind, and open it.
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"Oh good. Back for your letter, Ditz-"
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>You really never get the chance to finish your sentences...
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>"O-Oh. Umm... H-Hi, Anon." squeaks the yellow p0ny at your doorstep. "Did you get my l-letter?"
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"Yes. I got it, Fluttershy."
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>She squees and her teal eyes light up. "D-Does that mean?"
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"No, Fluttershy. I don't 'wanna fuck'. And I'd appreciate it if you'd stop asking."
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>"Oh. Okay..." She hides behind her mane and looks down at the ground.
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>Maybe she finally understands now.
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>"B-But I'm not giving up, m-mister." She turns and trots away.
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>You facepalm and walk back inside.
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>The next day.
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>Wake up.
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>Same morning routine. You don't like change much.
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>Right around the same time as yesterday, there's a knock on your door.
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>You grin, eager to see Ditzy again.
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>Open the door.
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"Hey, you left a letter here yester-"
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>It's...
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>Actually Ditzy.
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>Holy shit.
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"-day..."
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>She looks at you, a little puzzled at your pause in speech, and giggles.
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>You give her the letter in question and she stuffs it into her bag.
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>She rummages through it and produces a pile of post.
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>She starts combing through letters. "Hmm.. Anon... Anon..."
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"I wonder what joys the mail will bring today."
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>You smile and attempt to lean against your door frame.
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>Unfortunately, you misjudge the distance.
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>This causes you to lose your balance and flail your arms wildly in order to attempt to regain it.
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>You pant from your mini heart-attack and try again.
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>Ditzy giggles and goes back to searching for your name.
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>That's what you get for trying to be suave.
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>You grin.
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>Oh well, at least you share your spaghetti.
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>As you watch Ditzy fumble through the mass of letters, you can't help but take note of the way her mane wafts gently from side to side.
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>A light breeze blows by, ruffling it elegantly, and you catch a passing scent of straw.
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>This p0ny actually looks pretty cute when you think about it...
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>Snap out of it, she's a horse, man.
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"So... uh... how's the delivery business?"
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>You cringe at the awkwardness of your own words.
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>Ditzy picks up on your nervousness and just grins. "It's a living. But it -is- pretty nice getting to see the different parts of P0nyville each day."
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>You just nod.
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>Ditzy stops flipping through her pile. "Oops, nothing for you today. My mistake."
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>She throws the rest of the letters back in her bag and flies off.
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>But not before giving you a sultry wink.
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>Immediately followed by somehow tripping in the air...
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>The next few days follow largely the same formula:
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>You wake up and have just enough time for breakfast.
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>Ditzy shows up, "accidentally" forgetting that you didn't actually have any mail that day.
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>You make awkward small talk, and mop up the results with garlic bread.
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>Fluttershy would show up, say or do something stupid, and you'd shove the garlic bread down her throat and send her on her way.
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>As much as you didn't want to admit it, you were growing fond of the little grey pegasus.
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>And you knew there was a spark.
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>After all, she'd come out of her way just to see you each day.
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>That settles it. Today you were going to make your move.
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>Wake up, eat, wait.
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>And wait. And wait. And wait.
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>Start to sweat and go into hot flashes.
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>Oh God. What if she doesn't come today?
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>What if she doesn't actually like you?
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>What if you were just deluding yourself?
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>WhatIfYouGotYourHeartBrokenByAP0ny?
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>Check the clock in your kitchen.
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>It's been one whole minute.
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>You're overreacting, you asshole.
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>Take a few breaths to calm down.
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>A knock on your door brings your heart back to rapid-fire.
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>Sweet Celestia, she's here...
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>Open the door.
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>She looks as beautiful as ever.
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>"Hi, Anon." she smiles and hovers in your doorway.
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>You've long since passed the stage of her pretending to shuffle through mail.
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"H-Hey Ditzy..."
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>You gulp.
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>Why are you so nervous?
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"I know you're p-probably pretty busy, but..."
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>You clench your fists, sweat beading along your brow.
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>Come on, you can do this.
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>She likes you.
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>Do it man.
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"Would you like to c-come in for a minute?"
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>You clamp your eyes shut, draw your arms to your sides stiffly, and move to the side to allow her in.
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>Eons seem to pass.
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>...
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>You venture to open an eye questioningly.
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>"I thought you'd never ask!" Ditzy smirks and presses her lips to yours.
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>Your eyes open wide in disbelief but soon relax.
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>Her lips are flat and warm against yours.
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>She presses her forehooves into your chest and you feel your back being pushed into the door.
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>You grab a hold of her barrel and pull her closer, holding her to your heart.
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>Her back legs wrap around your waist and her wings tuck in.
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>Her tail brushes against your legs, sending shivers across your body.
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>You grab hold of her flanks and trace her cutie marks with your thumbs.
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>This elicits a loud moan from Ditzy and she tosses her bag across the room with her wing.
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>She looks at you with a fire in her eyes. "I want you, Anon! Take me!"
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>She forces your lips together once more, this time sending her tongue to explore the inner workings of your mouth.
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>If you had any reservations about becoming a horsefucker before, now they were gone.
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>As gone as the blood from anywhere in your body aside from your dick.
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>You carry Ditzy inside, slam the door with your foot, and somehow manage to lock it.
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>You toss Ditzy on your couch and start ripping your clothes off.
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>She lands, ready to pounce, and licks her lips.
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>As soon as your pants and boxers come off, she leaps, tackling you to the floor.
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>She immediately wraps her mouth around your member and plunges herself deep down onto it.
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>The sensation is vaguely familiar, but also completely new to you.
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>Her throat feels slippery and squishy, giving little resistance as your rod is engulfed.
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>It feels like fucking marshmallow fluff.
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>Not like you'd know what that feels like, or anything...
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>Ditzy continues bobbing along your shaft, the heat and saliva combining to make your toes curl.
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>Not one to be outdone, you decide that it's high time to reciprocate some affection of your own.
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>You reach out and grab Ditzy by her flanks, causing her to yelp and whine.
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>She ceases her oral momentarily to flash you a look of pure desire.
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>Her cheeks are flushed and she's begun to sweat slightly.
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>She bites her lower lip seductively.
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>Your erection throbs from the sensation of open air chilling Ditzy's spit.
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>You hold her gaze for a second, basking in your passion, before raising a hand into the air and bringing it down sharply against her ass.
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>Ditzy cranes her neck to the ceiling and lets loose a throaty whinny.
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>"BY THE GODDESSES, ANON!" She moans and looks back at you, even deeper into the throes of depravity.
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>"Spank me harder!" She wiggles her plot in your face.
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>You wind up and repeat the treatment to her opposite cheek.
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>"OH FUCK!" She braes, but is quickly silenced by your cock as you press her mouth back around it.
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>You hear her snort softly, but soon she is back to her previous rhythm.
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>Looking up, you notice your vision is almost completely obscured by Ditzy's voluptuous lower half.
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>Her plot is dripping wet and her clit pulses in and out of its hood in short intervals.
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>Your path is clear.
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>You pull her hips closer and press your face into her folds, your nose resting nearly against her anus.
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>Strangely, she doesn't smell bad at all.
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>Down here she smells like... unscented shampoo...
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>You open your mouth to drag your tongue along her marehood.
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>Ditzy shivers from your actions, breathing haughtily along your shaft and tensing.
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>You lick and suck at her winking clit, causing her legs to grow weak and her body to shudder.
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>You're about to slide your index and middle finger inside when Ditzy pulls her mouth off your cock once more.
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>She turns to you, drooling and panting.
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>"I can't take it anymore, Anon. I want you inside me."
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>Not one to keep a lady... mare... waiting, you concede to her demands in a calm and collected fashion.
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>By picking her up and chucking her onto the couch on her back.
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>You immediately jump onto her, making out again, this time more frenzied than the last.
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>Your fingers dance within her golden locks as you take turns biting and sucking on each other's lips.
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>Ditzy's wet folds squish and squelch against your cock as it pushes along her crease, occasionally nudging her exposed clitoris.
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>She responds by whining into your mouth and again into the air when she breaks your kiss.
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>"Stop teasing, you jerk!" she groans and looks into your eyes, pleadingly.
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>You nod silently and bring your hips back, allowing the head of your dick to fall into place at her entrance.
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>Wordlessly, you press your member into her grey lower lips.
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>Her hind legs kick out into the air as she whinnies and flings her head from side to side.
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>"UHN! THAT'S IT! FUCK MEEEE!"
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>Your hips soon buck of their own volition and the smell of shampoo permeates the air even more than before.
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>Her skin is so pliant that you feel as though you're getting sucked into her body.
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>That, coupled with the way her insides are attempting to squeeze you dry, is bringing you dangerously close to rivaling a stallion in brevity.
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>Luckily, and if her spasms of pleasure are any indication, she's ready for a release as well.
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"Ditzy, I'm about to-"
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>"C-Cum in my mouth!" she screams.
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>For a moment, you're caught off-guard.
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>Before you can process her request, you begin to empty your seed into her warm cavern.
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>You quickly pull out and scramble over to her head, dribbling cum onto her chest and stomach.
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>Propping yourself up on the armrest, you position your spurting rod in front of her eager maw.
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>"J-Jam it in!" she commands.
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>Never have you heard such lovely words spoken before.
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>You heed her instructions and thrust hard into her mouth.
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>It feels amazing, like your dick is gliding on velvet.
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>But it's not stopping...
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>Your cock is simply driving straight through any resistance in her throat.
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>Almost as if she were...
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>Made of marshmallow...
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>Oh fuck.
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>Your momentum is too much to change after your split-second realization.
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>You feel your dick careening hopelessly through her esophagus, and you fear you may pierce the back of her head.
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>Your fears are put to rest when your member comes to a stop in what feels like...
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>Semi-melted chocolate...
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>Which you promptly coat in the rest of your spunk.
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>Terrified, you hazard a glance downward.
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>Ditzy's body is tense and rigid.
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>Her eyes have gone off in different directions, one up and one down.
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>Her face is painted in an expression of shock.
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>You cringe when you see where your boner has lodged itself.
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>Judging by the angle you're at, you just poked her brain with Anon Jr.
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>Oh fuck.
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>Oh FUCK.
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>You slide out of Ditzy's mouth, a trail of cum following close behind.
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>Her body seems to reset and her face glosses over in a dumbfounded bliss, eyes still off-kilter.
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"Ditzy, are you alright?"
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>"Derp."
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>Wat?
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"Wat?"
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>"Wat?"
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>Wat?
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"Wat?"
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>Her tongue pokes out of her mouth and she just stares blankly.
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"C'mon Ditzy, what's wrong? Talk to me."
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>She strains to move her mouth. "I... I just don't know..."
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>She just plops back down on your couch, confused.
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>Tears start to form at the corners of your eyes, threatening to blur your vision.
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"Don't you worry, Ditzy..."
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>You scoop her up and nestle her into your chest.
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"I'll get you to the hospital right away..."
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>It's now weeks after the accident.
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>The doctors said that Ditzy had severe brain trauma, resulting in a loss of eye control and reasoning ability.
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>Moreover, she'd been diagnosed with retrograde amnesia.
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>She'd forgotten everything about the last two weeks of her life.
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>Which meant, she had no idea who you were anymore.
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>You were just some weird monkey the staff let into her room for some reason.
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>You had tried to stay by her side as she recovered.
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>Tried to remind her of the little time you spent together.
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>The passion that had been sparked between you.
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>But she didn't understand.
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>And soon, it became too painful to see her.
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>To look into those pools of gold and to see that she saw nothing when looking at you.
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>It broke your heart to lose her adoration.
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>But it broke your spirit to lose her friendship.
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>And it was all your fault.
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>The more mean-spirited townsfolk started taking to calling her Derpy, a jest at her wall-eyes.
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>She didn't take it badly.
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>In fact, she seemed to be blissfully unaware of any malice in the world.
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>But hearing her being called that cut you deep.
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>It was all your fault.
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>Luckily for her, she was able to get her job back at the post office.
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>But you couldn't bear to see her face.
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>It pained you too much.
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>Never again did you answer her knocks at the door in the early mornings.
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>But every day, you would watch your letters fall to the floor through your mail slot.
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>And every day, they'd be stained with tears as you picked them up.
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>Then one day a letter in the pile catches your eye.
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>The pink envelop is addressed as being from the hospital.
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>Opening it up, the card inside honestly takes you aback.
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>There, in big, black, fancy calligraphy, it reads:
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~CONGRATULATIONS, NEW DAD!~
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>You flip the card open and can hardly read the pony scribble inside:
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Mr. Anon, please come see me at the hospital. We need to talk.
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-Dr. Horse.
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