Floorb and Anon Pissing Contest


                                            >You are Anon

                                            >You're sitting on your smelly neet horse friend's bed talking to her and watching her browse the internet

                                            >Her room always smells like piss

                                            >"... so yeah this retard keeps sperging about someone that doesn't exist"

                                            >As you watch her talk she leans forward a bit and starts pissing a backwards arc over her entire body and chair

                                            "The fuck are you doing"

                                            >She stops and the piss drops, splattering a bit on her face as she just stares at you with a confused look on her face

                                            >"Uh... what"

                                            "Why and how are you pissing back onto your floor?"

                                            >"Cause I had to? And peeing in the same spot is boring Oh and I've been doing this so long I can pretty much piss to any direction from this position"

                                            "Shouldn't you use a toilet?"

                                            >"How's that better?"

                                            "It's disgusting! And how are you not embarrassed pissing like that in front of me?"

                                            >"Room seems fine to me, and I'm supposed to be embarrassed? Huh, never cared about it, I just let loose whenever I need to. Anywhere but the computer is fine"

                                            >You're now starting to feel the urge to pee, you haven't gone in about ten hours

                                            >"I see you crossing you're legs, come sit on the chair with me"

                                            >It's a super tight fit on the chair, the armrest is digging into your side

                                            >"Whenever you need to go just let go"

                                            >You're shuddering as you create your own arc as your stiffy points up, it goes over the right armrest of the chair

                                            >You continue shuddering from the relief, embarrassment, and arousal, before you feel hooves clamp on your dick hard

                                            >"Wait! Hold your pee in! There's something I always wanted to try"

                                            >You manage to get a grip and hold it in

                                            "What is it, and stopping my piss like that feels super weird"

                                            >She turns the chair around away from the computer, towards the wall with the bed

                                            >"I want to see which one of us can pee the furthest Loser gets punched in the balls or cunt"

                                            >The wall with the bed on it is about 9 feet away

                                            "I don't like those terms"

                                            >"Fine, five dollars also"

                                            "Pee anywhere?"

                                            >"Straight ahead"

                                            "But the bed's there?"

                                            >"And?"

                                            >You just stare blankly, how the hell did you get roped into this

                                            >Ready, set, GO!

                                            >Floorb sounds like a pressure washer and you're almost sure she accidently farted when she started

                                            >You're stream is only about two thirds as long as hers

                                            >She's giggling while going 7 feet reaching about halfway onto the bed

                                            >You think that a smaller hole will allow you to pee farther, so you stretch your urethra a bit, the stream is super thin but you're spraying across the wall up to the roof while trying to control your stiffy

                                            >Floorb tries the same but her hooves aren't as dextrous to stretch her urethra that's between her folds to the same degree

                                            >"No fair monkeyhands"

                                            "All's fair in a pissing contest"

                                            >"I would punch you in the balls for that but it looks like you already outranged me"

                                            >Floorb abruptly stops her stream while you're having trouble trying to strangle your cock to stop yours, with how bad you need to piss

                                            "I'm not even sure how I still have piss in me, and that ball punch would probably empty me"

                                            >"Yeah, here's the five bucks, and I'm ready for the punch"

                                            >Floorb opens her legs again while still sitting beside you on the chair, as she gains a grin

                                            "I'm not gonna punch your cunt"

                                            >"Fine, so be it"

                                            >She looks away for a split second before slightly turning her lower half and pressure washing your face with a precision blast of piss that lasts less than a second, then she jumps off the chair

                                            "AHH FUCK! How are you able to stop and go that quick while also being that accurate with piss!"

                                            >"Shooting small spurts into the air was always fun, especially trying to hit stuff in the room"

                                            "Alright fuck this"

                                            >You grab your dick and spray her, when her ass isn't facing you, direct hit to the face

                                            >"Oh it's on"

                                            >She spins on the spot and shoots a thick spurt from 6 feet away with a mare wink

                                            >You're now in a piss fight with a neet only about five minutes after finding about about her gross pissing habits

                                            >And you're loving it, running around the room while Floorb and you play water guns with your genitals

                                            >You manage to get close to floor after powering through another face full of neet piss

                                            >You pin her, ass up, bad idea, both of you get showered with her piss

                                            >You manage to reverse the pin, putting her ass down

                                            "Remember that punch"

                                            >"You won't do it pussy"

                                            >You drop your fist above her cunt on her bladder

                                            >Her eyes roll back and she starts pissing, you drop beside her and start emptying your remaining bladder with her

                                            >You finish after 13 seconds but Floorb pisses for almost a full minute and covers almost the entire carpet, while being pretty much unresponsive except for the occasional moan

                                            >The entire room has piss on pretty much every single inch of it

                                            >She's completely exhausted

                                            >"Damn, I lost"

                                            "Fuck I'm tired"

                                            >"Good match, you wanna do it again sometime?"

                                            "Sure"

                                            >"Oh, and since you're tired, do you want to share the bed, and have a "sleepover""

                                            "How much water have you been drinking, and how many jugs do you have?"

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