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Floorb and Anon Pissing Contest

By jungus22
Created: 9th February 2021 08:24:58 PM
Modified: 19th March 2021 07:32:53 PM

  1. >You are Anon
  2. >You're sitting on your smelly neet horse friend's bed talking to her and watching her browse the internet
  3. >Her room always smells like piss
  4. >"... so yeah this retard keeps sperging about someone that doesn't exist"
  5. >As you watch her talk she leans forward a bit and starts pissing a backwards arc over her entire body and chair
  6. "The fuck are you doing"
  7. >She stops and the piss drops, splattering a bit on her face as she just stares at you with a confused look on her face
  8. >"Uh... what"
  9. "Why and how are you pissing back onto your floor?"
  10. >"Cause I had to? And peeing in the same spot is boring Oh and I've been doing this so long I can pretty much piss to any direction from this position"
  11. "Shouldn't you use a toilet?"
  12. >"How's that better?"
  13. "It's disgusting! And how are you not embarrassed pissing like that in front of me?"
  14. >"Room seems fine to me, and I'm supposed to be embarrassed? Huh, never cared about it, I just let loose whenever I need to. Anywhere but the computer is fine"
  15. >You're now starting to feel the urge to pee, you haven't gone in about ten hours
  16. >"I see you crossing you're legs, come sit on the chair with me"
  17. >It's a super tight fit on the chair, the armrest is digging into your side
  18. >"Whenever you need to go just let go"
  19. >You're shuddering as you create your own arc as your stiffy points up, it goes over the right armrest of the chair
  20. >You continue shuddering from the relief, embarrassment, and arousal, before you feel hooves clamp on your dick hard
  21. >"Wait! Hold your pee in! There's something I always wanted to try"
  22. >You manage to get a grip and hold it in
  23. "What is it, and stopping my piss like that feels super weird"
  24. >She turns the chair around away from the computer, towards the wall with the bed
  25. >"I want to see which one of us can pee the furthest Loser gets punched in the balls or cunt"
  26. >The wall with the bed on it is about 9 feet away
  27. "I don't like those terms"
  28. >"Fine, five dollars also"
  29. "Pee anywhere?"
  30. >"Straight ahead"
  31. "But the bed's there?"
  32. >"And?"
  33. >You just stare blankly, how the hell did you get roped into this
  34. >Ready, set, GO!
  35. >Floorb sounds like a pressure washer and you're almost sure she accidently farted when she started
  36. >You're stream is only about two thirds as long as hers
  37. >She's giggling while going 7 feet reaching about halfway onto the bed
  38. >You think that a smaller hole will allow you to pee farther, so you stretch your urethra a bit, the stream is super thin but you're spraying across the wall up to the roof while trying to control your stiffy
  39. >Floorb tries the same but her hooves aren't as dextrous to stretch her urethra that's between her folds to the same degree
  40. >"No fair monkeyhands"
  41. "All's fair in a pissing contest"
  42. >"I would punch you in the balls for that but it looks like you already outranged me"
  43. >Floorb abruptly stops her stream while you're having trouble trying to strangle your cock to stop yours, with how bad you need to piss
  44. "I'm not even sure how I still have piss in me, and that ball punch would probably empty me"
  45. >"Yeah, here's the five bucks, and I'm ready for the punch"
  46. >Floorb opens her legs again while still sitting beside you on the chair, as she gains a grin
  47. "I'm not gonna punch your cunt"
  48. >"Fine, so be it"
  49. >She looks away for a split second before slightly turning her lower half and pressure washing your face with a precision blast of piss that lasts less than a second, then she jumps off the chair
  50. "AHH FUCK! How are you able to stop and go that quick while also being that accurate with piss!"
  51. >"Shooting small spurts into the air was always fun, especially trying to hit stuff in the room"
  52. "Alright fuck this"
  53. >You grab your dick and spray her, when her ass isn't facing you, direct hit to the face
  54. >"Oh it's on"
  55. >She spins on the spot and shoots a thick spurt from 6 feet away with a mare wink
  56. >You're now in a piss fight with a neet only about five minutes after finding about about her gross pissing habits
  57. >And you're loving it, running around the room while Floorb and you play water guns with your genitals
  58. >You manage to get close to floor after powering through another face full of neet piss
  59. >You pin her, ass up, bad idea, both of you get showered with her piss
  60. >You manage to reverse the pin, putting her ass down
  61. "Remember that punch"
  62. >"You won't do it pussy"
  63. >You drop your fist above her cunt on her bladder
  64. >Her eyes roll back and she starts pissing, you drop beside her and start emptying your remaining bladder with her
  65. >You finish after 13 seconds but Floorb pisses for almost a full minute and covers almost the entire carpet, while being pretty much unresponsive except for the occasional moan
  66. >The entire room has piss on pretty much every single inch of it
  67. >She's completely exhausted
  68. >"Damn, I lost"
  69. "Fuck I'm tired"
  70. >"Good match, you wanna do it again sometime?"
  71. "Sure"
  72. >"Oh, and since you're tired, do you want to share the bed, and have a "sleepover""
  73. "How much water have you been drinking, and how many jugs do you have?"
  74. END
  75.  
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