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[SFW] NN - Norman's Mother's Day

By GreenReaper
Created: 2021-02-28 01:43:38
Expiry: Never
slice of lifesafeeqgnorman normalmother's day

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    This story was one of my first ones. It has been rewritten from the original posts.
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    If you are interested: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22920668/#22992208
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    WARNING: The original posts will be radically different to this story.
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  8. 8.
    >Be Normal Norman.
  9. 9.
    >Chilling in your friend's crib.
  10. 10.
    >Brad was really cool. He said he got plans tonight, but did a small space to hang out with you.
  11. 11.
    >Yeah, nothing can ruin this first Sunday of May.
  12. 12.
    >Nothing at... OH NO!
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    "Fuck!"
  14. 14.
    >"Whoa! Norman, what's happening?"
  15. 15.
    "Brad, give me your keys!"
  16. 16.
    >"Why?"
  17. 17.
    "I forgot today was Mother's Day, I need to buy her something!"
  18. 18.
    >"Give her a card or a flower."
  19. 19.
    "That's what you do?"
  20. 20.
    >"No, I always save money to buy her a dress or take her out to dinner."
  21. 21.
    "...."
  22. 22.
    >"I'm an asshole when it comes to women, but God or the Saints kill me the day I crush my mother's heart."
  23. 23.
    "... So?"
  24. 24.
    >"Here."
  25. 25.
    >Brad gives you the keys.
  26. 26.
    "Thanks man, you are the best."
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    >"Hurry up: shops are going to rise prices in three hours."
  28. 28.
    >With no time to lose, you must save Mother's Day.
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  30. 30.
    >Driving around, you check your savings: $500
  31. 31.
    >You were always saving for a rainy day. What a lucky umbrella you have now.
  32. 32.
    >Wait, you have no idea what to give her.
  33. 33.
    >Hold on! Brad said "dress", maybe something like that will save you.
  34. 34.
    >You drive as fast as you can to Rarity's boutique.
  35. 35.
    >30 minutes later.
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    >*Ding!*
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    >"Welcome to my boutique, how can I help you?"
  38. 38.
    "Rarity, thank God"
  39. 39.
    >"Norman, darling, what do you need?"
  40. 40.
    "I need something for my mom"
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    >"Well, what you have in mind? I must warn you, I almost sell most of my clothes"
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    "Scarfs?"
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    >"I don't have any."
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    "A pretty dress?"
  45. 45.
    >"Sorry, but no."
  46. 46.
    "I know, beanies!"
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    >"Incredibly, the people bought that too. What about-"
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    "No, a sweater is boring."
  49. 49.
    >Her looks change
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    >She still smiles, but she "feels" annoyed.
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    >"I gave that to my mother..."
  52. 52.
    >Sweet move Romeo
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    >"... but if they are boring, I can give you this"
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    >she takes a box
  55. 55.
    >It says "cheap section"
  56. 56.
    >Takes a shirt
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    "... World's okest mom?"
  58. 58.
    >"Lovely, isn't it?"
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    >Knees weak.
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    >Palms sweaty.
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    >And you didn't get your mom's spaghetti.
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    >You run, and leave the store.
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    >C'mon Norman, think, THINK!
  65. 65.
    >Wait, moms like sweets too. That means sugar.
  66. 66.
    >You hop in the car, and in 15 minutes you reach Sugar Cube Corner.
  67. 67.
    >At the door is green.
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    "Green! have any ideas for... what you got there?"
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    >"A wall clock for my mother."
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    "Wow, I didn't knew you-"
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    >"Norman, I'd usually joke about your pleb tastes, but today is important. I don't see my mother so much."
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    >Woah, you never saw Scott so serious.
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    >Now that you think about it, you don't know her mom either.
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    "Maybe you should present me to your mom one day."
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    >"For the better, no."
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    "..."
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    >"Sorry Norman, I'm late already"
  78. 78.
    >He walks away
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    >Whatever
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    >Inside SCC, Pinkie is running as fast as she can.
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    >"Good! Norman, can you help me?"
  82. 82.
    "Sorry pink, but I-"
  83. 83.
    >"It will be quick, please!"
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    >She puts her puppy eyes on.
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    ".... Alright."
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    >You decided to help Pinkie
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    >She was actually making rock candy for her mom, and the Cakes let her use the kitchen.
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    >One hour later, you two finish all the candy.
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    >"Thanks Norman, I would've never finished in time if it wasn't for you."
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    "Don't mention it."
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    >Taking into account you wasted time to help this girl.
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    >"I got something for you."
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    >From her hair she gives you a bach of pastries.
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    >3 cupcakes, 3 muffins, a cake.
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    >And as extra, she gives you some rock candy.
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    >"Remember: you suck it, don't chomp it."
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    "Wow! thanks Pinkie!"
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    >You leave the store happy.
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    >Now that you have some stuff, you decide to go back to the boutique.
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    >Giving a little something to Rarity will make amends.
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    >15 later
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    >"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE YOU FUCKING HIPSTER I DON'T SELL FEDORAS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
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    >You see Scott running away from the store.
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    "Rarity wha-"
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    >"GO AWAY SHITLORD, I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU!!"
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    >Heart status: broken.
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    >"Oh goodness, Norman, I-"
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    "Don't say nothing Rarity, I'll go"
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    >You start to walk away
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    >"I mean it, hold on."
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    >She goes inside, and brings a sweater
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    >"I know what you said, but I am deeply sorry for insulting you, have this."
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    >You smile
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    "I... wanted to give you this too"
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    >You give her 2 muffins, 1 cupcake, and some rock candy.
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    "Happy mother's day"
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    >"Happy mother's day Norman"
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    >She goes inside the boutique, and you leave.
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    >Hoping someday those words comeout when she becomes your wife.
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    >With everything you did, you decide to check what is purple doing.
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    >You drive all the way to the school, where a small reunion between professors and their parents is happening.
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    >You park, and start asking for Twilight.
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    >At the gim, you find her serving the guests.
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    "Purple, how are you?"
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    >"I'm great. I like this festivity of your people: Mother's Day."
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    >She looks happy, but a little gloomy.
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    "... You want to be with your mom, right?"
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    >"Yeah, Spike wanted to help Fluttershy with the Animal Center's Mother's Day, so I'm a little alone"
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    "Can I ask you a favor?"
  133. 133.
    >"Yes, what is it?"
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    "I'll explain it when we get to my house"
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    >After asking permission to Celestia, and tell purple the reason why you got Brad's car, you ride home.
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    >"Oh, honey, you didn't have to."
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    >>"Nonsense woman, I'm more than happy to give you a nice present."
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    >You are a little nervous. Your dad's gifts are good, but you hope you and purple got this.
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    >>"Alright son, your turn."
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    >Don't be nervous.
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    "Yes! Mom, happy day."
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    >With purple, you start to levitate the presents.
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    >Magic shit, you still don't understand.
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    >first the muffin.
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    >then the candy.
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    >Now the-
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    >*glop*
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    >That... that was a bubble sound coming from the cupcakes?
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    >*glop* *glop*
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    >Yes it is.
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    "P-purple."
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    >"Don't unfocus Norman. Even for begginers, this can be difficult."
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    >Right: don't be scared.
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    >Don't be-
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    >*glop**glop**glop*
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    "P-pur-"
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    >"Norman!"
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    >Shit, she's serious with this
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    >She could be a good magic teacher
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    >That would be-
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    >*glop**glop**glop**glop**glop*
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    >Oh shit!
  164. 164.
    >One cupcake starts to get big.
  165. 165.
    >Purple interfiries, but still grows.
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    "P-purp-!"
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    >"Norman, calm down!
  168. 168.
    >You try, but it's too late
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    >*Boom!*
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    >Suddenly, all the room is covered in frosting.
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    "Ahhh.... mom, I'm sorry, I didn't wanted to-"
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    >Your parents start laughing.
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    >>"Hahaha! you still need training kid!"
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    >"Well, it was original at least! Haha."
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    "You... you aren't angry?"
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    >>"Angry? Why?"
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    "I blow up a cupcake in the living room."
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    >"Not the worst thing I see."
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    >>"Son, this city is crazy. We see a lot of weird stuff everyday"
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    >This make you happy.
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    >Your parents understand what crazy place is Canterlot.
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    >After a little cleaning (done by you and purple), you give your mom the last present.
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    >A cream-colored sweater.
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    >With a hug and a kiss in the cheek, she thanks you.
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    >>>"Well.... Norman, I'll get going."
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    "Wait, purple, I know you aren't with your parents this year, but I'd like to celebrate Mother's Day with us."
  187. 187.
    >>>"Are you sure?"
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    >>"Feel like home, magic girl. Maybe you can show us some spells."
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    >"You can call me purple mom if you want."
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    >Your mom gives Twilight a hug.
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    >>>"T-thanks."
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    >>"Come on, dinner time!"
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    >Your family goes to the kitchen.
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    >You follow them, but...
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    >*Grab*
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    >Purple is holding your hand.
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    "Twilight?"
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    >"Norman.... *Blushes* Thanks for-"
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    >You smile, and pat her head.
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    "It's okay purple, you are welcome."
  202. 202.
    >You stare at purple's eyes
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    >Finally, a normal moment.
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    >....
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    >>"You guys coming or not?!"
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    >You snap back to reality.
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    "Ah!.... Yeah! We are going!"
  208. 208.
    >You are still holding Twilight's hand.
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    "... We go?"
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    >She nods.
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    "Great."
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    >End

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