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[SFW] NN - Norman's Mother's Day

By GreenReaper
Created: 2021-02-28 01:43:38
Expiry: Never

  1. This story was one of my first ones. It has been rewritten from the original posts.
  2. WARNING: The original posts will be radically different to this story.
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  7. >Be Normal Norman.
  8. >Chilling in your friend's crib.
  9. >Brad was really cool. He said he got plans tonight, but did a small space to hang out with you.
  10. >Yeah, nothing can ruin this first Sunday of May.
  11. >Nothing at... OH NO!
  12. "Fuck!"
  13. >"Whoa! Norman, what's happening?"
  14. "Brad, give me your keys!"
  15. >"Why?"
  16. "I forgot today was Mother's Day, I need to buy her something!"
  17. >"Give her a card or a flower."
  18. "That's what you do?"
  19. >"No, I always save money to buy her a dress or take her out to dinner."
  20. "...."
  21. >"I'm an asshole when it comes to women, but God or the Saints kill me the day I crush my mother's heart."
  22. "... So?"
  23. >"Here."
  24. >Brad gives you the keys.
  25. "Thanks man, you are the best."
  26. >"Hurry up: shops are going to rise prices in three hours."
  27. >With no time to lose, you must save Mother's Day.
  28.  
  29. >Driving around, you check your savings: $500
  30. >You were always saving for a rainy day. What a lucky umbrella you have now.
  31. >Wait, you have no idea what to give her.
  32. >Hold on! Brad said "dress", maybe something like that will save you.
  33. >You drive as fast as you can to Rarity's boutique.
  34. >30 minutes later.
  35. >*Ding!*
  36. >"Welcome to my boutique, how can I help you?"
  37. "Rarity, thank God"
  38. >"Norman, darling, what do you need?"
  39. "I need something for my mom"
  40. >"Well, what you have in mind? I must warn you, I almost sell most of my clothes"
  41. "Scarfs?"
  42. >"I don't have any."
  43. "A pretty dress?"
  44. >"Sorry, but no."
  45. "I know, beanies!"
  46. >"Incredibly, the people bought that too. What about-"
  47. "No, a sweater is boring."
  48. >Her looks change
  49. >She still smiles, but she "feels" annoyed.
  50. >"I gave that to my mother..."
  51. >Sweet move Romeo
  52. >"... but if they are boring, I can give you this"
  53. >she takes a box
  54. >It says "cheap section"
  55. >Takes a shirt
  56. "... World's okest mom?"
  57. >"Lovely, isn't it?"
  58. >Knees weak.
  59. >Palms sweaty.
  60. >And you didn't get your mom's spaghetti.
  61. >You run, and leave the store.
  62.  
  63. >C'mon Norman, think, THINK!
  64. >Wait, moms like sweets too. That means sugar.
  65. >You hop in the car, and in 15 minutes you reach Sugar Cube Corner.
  66. >At the door is green.
  67. "Green! have any ideas for... what you got there?"
  68. >"A wall clock for my mother."
  69. "Wow, I didn't knew you-"
  70. >"Norman, I'd usually joke about your pleb tastes, but today is important. I don't see my mother so much."
  71. >Woah, you never saw Scott so serious.
  72. >Now that you think about it, you don't know her mom either.
  73. "Maybe you should present me to your mom one day."
  74. >"For the better, no."
  75. "..."
  76. >"Sorry Norman, I'm late already"
  77. >He walks away
  78. >Whatever
  79. >Inside SCC, Pinkie is running as fast as she can.
  80. >"Good! Norman, can you help me?"
  81. "Sorry pink, but I-"
  82. >"It will be quick, please!"
  83. >She puts her puppy eyes on.
  84.  
  85. ".... Alright."
  86. >You decided to help Pinkie
  87. >She was actually making rock candy for her mom, and the Cakes let her use the kitchen.
  88. >One hour later, you two finish all the candy.
  89. >"Thanks Norman, I would've never finished in time if it wasn't for you."
  90. "Don't mention it."
  91. >Taking into account you wasted time to help this girl.
  92. >"I got something for you."
  93. >From her hair she gives you a bach of pastries.
  94. >3 cupcakes, 3 muffins, a cake.
  95. >And as extra, she gives you some rock candy.
  96. >"Remember: you suck it, don't chomp it."
  97. "Wow! thanks Pinkie!"
  98. >You leave the store happy.
  99.  
  100. >Now that you have some stuff, you decide to go back to the boutique.
  101. >Giving a little something to Rarity will make amends.
  102. >15 later
  103. >"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE YOU FUCKING HIPSTER I DON'T SELL FEDORAS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
  104. >You see Scott running away from the store.
  105. "Rarity wha-"
  106. >"GO AWAY SHITLORD, I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU!!"
  107. >Heart status: broken.
  108. >"Oh goodness, Norman, I-"
  109. "Don't say nothing Rarity, I'll go"
  110. >You start to walk away
  111. >"I mean it, hold on."
  112. >She goes inside, and brings a sweater
  113. >"I know what you said, but I am deeply sorry for insulting you, have this."
  114. >You smile
  115. "I... wanted to give you this too"
  116. >You give her 2 muffins, 1 cupcake, and some rock candy.
  117. "Happy mother's day"
  118. >"Happy mother's day Norman"
  119. >She goes inside the boutique, and you leave.
  120. >Hoping someday those words comeout when she becomes your wife.
  121.  
  122. >With everything you did, you decide to check what is purple doing.
  123. >You drive all the way to the school, where a small reunion between professors and their parents is happening.
  124. >You park, and start asking for Twilight.
  125. >At the gim, you find her serving the guests.
  126. "Purple, how are you?"
  127. >"I'm great. I like this festivity of your people: Mother's Day."
  128. >She looks happy, but a little gloomy.
  129. "... You want to be with your mom, right?"
  130. >"Yeah, Spike wanted to help Fluttershy with the Animal Center's Mother's Day, so I'm a little alone"
  131. "Can I ask you a favor?"
  132. >"Yes, what is it?"
  133. "I'll explain it when we get to my house"
  134. >After asking permission to Celestia, and tell purple the reason why you got Brad's car, you ride home.
  135.  
  136. >"Oh, honey, you didn't have to."
  137. >>"Nonsense woman, I'm more than happy to give you a nice present."
  138. >You are a little nervous. Your dad's gifts are good, but you hope you and purple got this.
  139. >>"Alright son, your turn."
  140. >Don't be nervous.
  141. "Yes! Mom, happy day."
  142. >With purple, you start to levitate the presents.
  143. >Magic shit, you still don't understand.
  144. >first the muffin.
  145. >then the candy.
  146. >Now the-
  147. >*glop*
  148. >That... that was a bubble sound coming from the cupcakes?
  149. >*glop* *glop*
  150. >Yes it is.
  151. "P-purple."
  152. >"Don't unfocus Norman. Even for begginers, this can be difficult."
  153. >Right: don't be scared.
  154. >Don't be-
  155. >*glop**glop**glop*
  156. "P-pur-"
  157. >"Norman!"
  158. >Shit, she's serious with this
  159. >She could be a good magic teacher
  160. >That would be-
  161. >*glop**glop**glop**glop**glop*
  162. >Oh shit!
  163. >One cupcake starts to get big.
  164. >Purple interfiries, but still grows.
  165. "P-purp-!"
  166. >"Norman, calm down!
  167. >You try, but it's too late
  168. >*Boom!*
  169. >Suddenly, all the room is covered in frosting.
  170. "Ahhh.... mom, I'm sorry, I didn't wanted to-"
  171. >Your parents start laughing.
  172. >>"Hahaha! you still need training kid!"
  173. >"Well, it was original at least! Haha."
  174. "You... you aren't angry?"
  175. >>"Angry? Why?"
  176. "I blow up a cupcake in the living room."
  177. >"Not the worst thing I see."
  178. >>"Son, this city is crazy. We see a lot of weird stuff everyday"
  179. >This make you happy.
  180. >Your parents understand what crazy place is Canterlot.
  181. >After a little cleaning (done by you and purple), you give your mom the last present.
  182. >A cream-colored sweater.
  183. >With a hug and a kiss in the cheek, she thanks you.
  184. >>>"Well.... Norman, I'll get going."
  185. "Wait, purple, I know you aren't with your parents this year, but I'd like to celebrate Mother's Day with us."
  186. >>>"Are you sure?"
  187. >>"Feel like home, magic girl. Maybe you can show us some spells."
  188. >"You can call me purple mom if you want."
  189. >Your mom gives Twilight a hug.
  190. >>>"T-thanks."
  191. >>"Come on, dinner time!"
  192. >Your family goes to the kitchen.
  193. >You follow them, but...
  194. >*Grab*
  195.  
  196. >Purple is holding your hand.
  197. "Twilight?"
  198. >"Norman.... *Blushes* Thanks for-"
  199. >You smile, and pat her head.
  200. "It's okay purple, you are welcome."
  201. >You stare at purple's eyes
  202. >Finally, a normal moment.
  203. >....
  204. >>"You guys coming or not?!"
  205. >You snap back to reality.
  206. "Ah!.... Yeah! We are going!"
  207. >You are still holding Twilight's hand.
  208. "... We go?"
  209. >She nods.
  210. "Great."
  211.  
  212. >End

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