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[SFW] NN - Norman's Mother's Day

By GreenReaper
Created: 2021-02-28 01:43:38
Expiry: Never
slice of lifesafeeqgnorman normalmother's day

  1. This story was one of my first ones. It has been rewritten from the original posts.
  2. If you are interested: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22920668/#22992208
  3. WARNING: The original posts will be radically different to this story.
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  8. >Be Normal Norman.
  9. >Chilling in your friend's crib.
  10. >Brad was really cool. He said he got plans tonight, but did a small space to hang out with you.
  11. >Yeah, nothing can ruin this first Sunday of May.
  12. >Nothing at... OH NO!
  13. "Fuck!"
  14. >"Whoa! Norman, what's happening?"
  15. "Brad, give me your keys!"
  16. >"Why?"
  17. "I forgot today was Mother's Day, I need to buy her something!"
  18. >"Give her a card or a flower."
  19. "That's what you do?"
  20. >"No, I always save money to buy her a dress or take her out to dinner."
  21. "...."
  22. >"I'm an asshole when it comes to women, but God or the Saints kill me the day I crush my mother's heart."
  23. "... So?"
  24. >"Here."
  25. >Brad gives you the keys.
  26. "Thanks man, you are the best."
  27. >"Hurry up: shops are going to rise prices in three hours."
  28. >With no time to lose, you must save Mother's Day.
  29.  
  30. >Driving around, you check your savings: $500
  31. >You were always saving for a rainy day. What a lucky umbrella you have now.
  32. >Wait, you have no idea what to give her.
  33. >Hold on! Brad said "dress", maybe something like that will save you.
  34. >You drive as fast as you can to Rarity's boutique.
  35. >30 minutes later.
  36. >*Ding!*
  37. >"Welcome to my boutique, how can I help you?"
  38. "Rarity, thank God"
  39. >"Norman, darling, what do you need?"
  40. "I need something for my mom"
  41. >"Well, what you have in mind? I must warn you, I almost sell most of my clothes"
  42. "Scarfs?"
  43. >"I don't have any."
  44. "A pretty dress?"
  45. >"Sorry, but no."
  46. "I know, beanies!"
  47. >"Incredibly, the people bought that too. What about-"
  48. "No, a sweater is boring."
  49. >Her looks change
  50. >She still smiles, but she "feels" annoyed.
  51. >"I gave that to my mother..."
  52. >Sweet move Romeo
  53. >"... but if they are boring, I can give you this"
  54. >she takes a box
  55. >It says "cheap section"
  56. >Takes a shirt
  57. "... World's okest mom?"
  58. >"Lovely, isn't it?"
  59. >Knees weak.
  60. >Palms sweaty.
  61. >And you didn't get your mom's spaghetti.
  62. >You run, and leave the store.
  63.  
  64. >C'mon Norman, think, THINK!
  65. >Wait, moms like sweets too. That means sugar.
  66. >You hop in the car, and in 15 minutes you reach Sugar Cube Corner.
  67. >At the door is green.
  68. "Green! have any ideas for... what you got there?"
  69. >"A wall clock for my mother."
  70. "Wow, I didn't knew you-"
  71. >"Norman, I'd usually joke about your pleb tastes, but today is important. I don't see my mother so much."
  72. >Woah, you never saw Scott so serious.
  73. >Now that you think about it, you don't know her mom either.
  74. "Maybe you should present me to your mom one day."
  75. >"For the better, no."
  76. "..."
  77. >"Sorry Norman, I'm late already"
  78. >He walks away
  79. >Whatever
  80. >Inside SCC, Pinkie is running as fast as she can.
  81. >"Good! Norman, can you help me?"
  82. "Sorry pink, but I-"
  83. >"It will be quick, please!"
  84. >She puts her puppy eyes on.
  85.  
  86. ".... Alright."
  87. >You decided to help Pinkie
  88. >She was actually making rock candy for her mom, and the Cakes let her use the kitchen.
  89. >One hour later, you two finish all the candy.
  90. >"Thanks Norman, I would've never finished in time if it wasn't for you."
  91. "Don't mention it."
  92. >Taking into account you wasted time to help this girl.
  93. >"I got something for you."
  94. >From her hair she gives you a bach of pastries.
  95. >3 cupcakes, 3 muffins, a cake.
  96. >And as extra, she gives you some rock candy.
  97. >"Remember: you suck it, don't chomp it."
  98. "Wow! thanks Pinkie!"
  99. >You leave the store happy.
  100.  
  101. >Now that you have some stuff, you decide to go back to the boutique.
  102. >Giving a little something to Rarity will make amends.
  103. >15 later
  104. >"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE YOU FUCKING HIPSTER I DON'T SELL FEDORAS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
  105. >You see Scott running away from the store.
  106. "Rarity wha-"
  107. >"GO AWAY SHITLORD, I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU!!"
  108. >Heart status: broken.
  109. >"Oh goodness, Norman, I-"
  110. "Don't say nothing Rarity, I'll go"
  111. >You start to walk away
  112. >"I mean it, hold on."
  113. >She goes inside, and brings a sweater
  114. >"I know what you said, but I am deeply sorry for insulting you, have this."
  115. >You smile
  116. "I... wanted to give you this too"
  117. >You give her 2 muffins, 1 cupcake, and some rock candy.
  118. "Happy mother's day"
  119. >"Happy mother's day Norman"
  120. >She goes inside the boutique, and you leave.
  121. >Hoping someday those words comeout when she becomes your wife.
  122.  
  123. >With everything you did, you decide to check what is purple doing.
  124. >You drive all the way to the school, where a small reunion between professors and their parents is happening.
  125. >You park, and start asking for Twilight.
  126. >At the gim, you find her serving the guests.
  127. "Purple, how are you?"
  128. >"I'm great. I like this festivity of your people: Mother's Day."
  129. >She looks happy, but a little gloomy.
  130. "... You want to be with your mom, right?"
  131. >"Yeah, Spike wanted to help Fluttershy with the Animal Center's Mother's Day, so I'm a little alone"
  132. "Can I ask you a favor?"
  133. >"Yes, what is it?"
  134. "I'll explain it when we get to my house"
  135. >After asking permission to Celestia, and tell purple the reason why you got Brad's car, you ride home.
  136.  
  137. >"Oh, honey, you didn't have to."
  138. >>"Nonsense woman, I'm more than happy to give you a nice present."
  139. >You are a little nervous. Your dad's gifts are good, but you hope you and purple got this.
  140. >>"Alright son, your turn."
  141. >Don't be nervous.
  142. "Yes! Mom, happy day."
  143. >With purple, you start to levitate the presents.
  144. >Magic shit, you still don't understand.
  145. >first the muffin.
  146. >then the candy.
  147. >Now the-
  148. >*glop*
  149. >That... that was a bubble sound coming from the cupcakes?
  150. >*glop* *glop*
  151. >Yes it is.
  152. "P-purple."
  153. >"Don't unfocus Norman. Even for begginers, this can be difficult."
  154. >Right: don't be scared.
  155. >Don't be-
  156. >*glop**glop**glop*
  157. "P-pur-"
  158. >"Norman!"
  159. >Shit, she's serious with this
  160. >She could be a good magic teacher
  161. >That would be-
  162. >*glop**glop**glop**glop**glop*
  163. >Oh shit!
  164. >One cupcake starts to get big.
  165. >Purple interfiries, but still grows.
  166. "P-purp-!"
  167. >"Norman, calm down!
  168. >You try, but it's too late
  169. >*Boom!*
  170. >Suddenly, all the room is covered in frosting.
  171. "Ahhh.... mom, I'm sorry, I didn't wanted to-"
  172. >Your parents start laughing.
  173. >>"Hahaha! you still need training kid!"
  174. >"Well, it was original at least! Haha."
  175. "You... you aren't angry?"
  176. >>"Angry? Why?"
  177. "I blow up a cupcake in the living room."
  178. >"Not the worst thing I see."
  179. >>"Son, this city is crazy. We see a lot of weird stuff everyday"
  180. >This make you happy.
  181. >Your parents understand what crazy place is Canterlot.
  182. >After a little cleaning (done by you and purple), you give your mom the last present.
  183. >A cream-colored sweater.
  184. >With a hug and a kiss in the cheek, she thanks you.
  185. >>>"Well.... Norman, I'll get going."
  186. "Wait, purple, I know you aren't with your parents this year, but I'd like to celebrate Mother's Day with us."
  187. >>>"Are you sure?"
  188. >>"Feel like home, magic girl. Maybe you can show us some spells."
  189. >"You can call me purple mom if you want."
  190. >Your mom gives Twilight a hug.
  191. >>>"T-thanks."
  192. >>"Come on, dinner time!"
  193. >Your family goes to the kitchen.
  194. >You follow them, but...
  195. >*Grab*
  196.  
  197. >Purple is holding your hand.
  198. "Twilight?"
  199. >"Norman.... *Blushes* Thanks for-"
  200. >You smile, and pat her head.
  201. "It's okay purple, you are welcome."
  202. >You stare at purple's eyes
  203. >Finally, a normal moment.
  204. >....
  205. >>"You guys coming or not?!"
  206. >You snap back to reality.
  207. "Ah!.... Yeah! We are going!"
  208. >You are still holding Twilight's hand.
  209. "... We go?"
  210. >She nods.
  211. "Great."
  212.  
  213. >End

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