[NSFW] Chadanon - Part 4


                                            >A couple of hours later, you are the most aceptable NPC around

                                            >You bathed, shaved, and found proper clothes that fit: a shirt with jeans and a pair of sneakers

                                            >You drive to Twilight's home, and hope Shining isn't there

                                            >Or at least, he left the anger behind

                                            >You pull up in front, and knock at the door. A "coming" sound comes from inside

                                            >Moments later, Twilight's mom opens the door

                                            >"Yes?"

                                            "Good afternoon ma'am. I am Anonymous, a friend of Twilight. Is she at home?"

                                            >"Sure, come in"

                                            >She lets you in

                                            >"Why don't you take a seat? I'll go get her"

                                            "Thanks"

                                            >You sit on a sofa, and see Twily mom go upstairs

                                            >A few moments later, she comes down

                                            >"She is at her room, and she told me you are welcome to see her. Just knock before enter, she must be investigating something"

                                            "Perfect. Which door?"

                                            >"Is easy: is the one at the end of the corridor, to the left"

                                            "Got it. Thanks"

                                            >You go upstairs, turn left, and go to the door at the end

                                            *knock-knock* "Twilight? Is me, Anonymous. We need to talk"

                                            >The door only unlocks, and a "come in" comes from inside

                                            >Well, this is it


                                            >You go inside her room. Is barely lit

                                            "Twilight, are you there?"

                                            >For some reason, now there isn't any answer. But there is a funny smell

                                            >You check the door's surroundings, looking for a light switch

                                            >You found one with ease, and flip it

                                            >The room was bizarre: there is tomato and mayonaise sauce everywhere, a mute video where a girl is getting gangbanged is playing on her laptop, and Spike is humping an onnahole

                                            >All this happens as Twilight is under dildos and burguers

                                            "What the-?!"

                                            >"Anon..."

                                            "...!"

                                            >"Join me..."

                                            "I see you are busy. I'll check on you later"

                                            >You leave Twilight's room shocked, and go downstairs. What the fuck was that?!

                                            >"What are you doing here?"

                                            "Uh?"

                                            >Is Shining Armor!

                                            "Ehh, Hi man"

                                            >"I repeat: What are YOU doing HERE?"

                                            "Oh, well... I was visiting your sister. She told me she could help me be my old self"

                                            >"Why would she do that?"

                                            "Long story. But she is busy, so I'll check on her after some time. See you around"

                                            >"Now hold on a second: how did you get in my house in the first place?"

                                            "Your mom: I just told her I was Twilight's friend, and we know she has a very social life"

                                            >"Dang it. I must talk with mom about that. Now: what is she doing?"

                                            "I don't know how to say this, so I will just say it: she is in the middle of her room, watching porn and surrounded by burguers"

                                            >Shining facepalms

                                            >"She always does that when she is really tense. It may last hours"

                                            >Oh wow, so that happened before?

                                            "Well, since I am going to wait for a while, how about we speak for a bit?"

                                            >"You look different"

                                            "Trust me, I AM different. And I will start by apologizing for what happened a month ago: I shouldn't have acted like a jerk, made your sister cry, and generally ruining the day for everyone"

                                            >"Well, apology accepted, but don't think it will happen twice"

                                            "Trust me, I know. So, how you been?"

                                            >"Fine. Cadance can work with ease the principal job"

                                            "Good, good"

                                            >"And what about you? Everything is fine?"

                                            "Yeah, something like that"


                                            >Shining's phone rings, and he answers quickly

                                            >"Hello?... There isn't a way you can come up?... Ok, I'll see if I can get someone to join us. Take care, ok?"

                                            "Hey, what happened?"

                                            >"Mac ringing up. Is harvest season so is kind of hard to him to hang out with me an Flash"

                                            "What were you guys supposed to do today?"

                                            >"Well, we-"

                                            >He looks at you for a moment, and an idea comes to him

                                            >"You said you changed? Let's test that. I'm giving you another chance to hang with us, how about it?"

                                            "Well, your sis will take her time and I got nothing to do. I'm in"

                                            >"No going back now"

                                            "Whatever it is, I can take it"

                                            ----

                                            >30 minutes later

                                            Crowd: "Sing! Sing! Sing!"

                                            >You are in a karaoke. It turns out Shining Armor not only is a Brad, he is a huge weaboo. And Flash told him that the karaoke added songs from the game "Yakuza" into the playlist

                                            >Your "test" is to sing one of the songs in front of everyone

                                            >You can't decide. The fuckers added the songs in japanese, not english!

                                            >The crowd doesn't make it easy neither. They are getting more loud

                                            [Oh, fuck you guys. I should've stayed clear from both of you]

                                            >"You are giving the first steps. Don't turn back now"

                                            >You are in a bit of a trance. Did you just heard Chad?

                                            >"Kid, the public is waiting. You sing even in the shower; pick a song and show them how it's done"

                                            >More confident from that, you look at the playlist

                                            "This one should be good"

                                            >https://youtu.be/ueTZfpV3ZxY [Yakuza 0 OST - Judgement]

                                            >The song roars from the speakers

                                            >You are shaking a bit, but you feel you can do this!

                                            >The lyrics are flashing on the screen. You put the mic close to your mouth, take a deep breath, and start singing


                                            "Reeru kara hazureta..."

                                            >The crowd is cheering

                                            "... Furyouhin no norainu sa..."

                                            >You see Flash and Shining clap

                                            "...Da kedo kantan ni wa... teeru wa furanai ze"

                                            >As the song keeps going, you feel something in your body changing

                                            "YES man ni, narisobireta..."

                                            >As the backup singers sound, the public stops cheering, but they keep looking amazed

                                            "Waru ni nokosareta, no! to iu na no..."

                                            >You feel it, Your Chad is back

                                            "... JUSTICE!"


                                            >A few moments later

                                            "Wow, Breakin’ the law!"

                                            F: "Breakin’ the world!"

                                            SA: "Kowase!"

                                            >The guys came up to stage after the first chorus, and you have been singing together ever since

                                            All three: "Kirisake, Tenderness!"

                                            "Wow, Breakin’ the rules!"

                                            "Roppouzensho ja shibarenai"

                                            F and SA: "hanran bunshi sa!"

                                            "Furiagero nigirikobushi wo oretachi wa"

                                            F and SA: "Sou sa oretachi ga!"

                                            All three: "JUDGEMENT!"

                                            >You three strike a pose before finishing the song

                                            "JUDGEMENT"

                                            >The song ends, and the people goes crazy

                                            >But for some reason, your Chadness fades away after all this

                                            SA: "Wow anon! That was amazing!"

                                            F: "Where did you learn to sing like that?"

                                            "Ehh, I used to do that back then"

                                            >You lie. The only thing you ever made with other Chads was repetitive hand pumps on clubs

                                            "Well, who's next?"

                                            S: Me! Me!

                                            >Shining picks a song: https://youtu.be/zMKGEyAmhkg [Yakuza 0 OST - 24 Hours Cinderella]

                                            F: I guess I go next

                                            >Flash picks another one: https://youtu.be/PTrbRMr3Bzk [Yakuza Kiwami 2 OST - Is alright if you are happy]


                                            >The afternoon passes with song after song after song

                                            >When everybody got enough, it was decided to visit Big M

                                            >Hey, cool nicks. Maybe you are coming back

                                            >Shining parks in front of Sweet Apple Acres. You can smell all the sweet apples ready to collect

                                            >In the garden, the red humble giant is picking the latest harvest

                                            SA: "Hey Big Mac, everything alright?"

                                            BM: "Eeyup"

                                            F: "No problems with anything?"

                                            BM: "Nope"

                                            SA: "Great. Hey, let me present you anon. Remember him?"

                                            BM: "Mo' less"

                                            >He climbs down from the tree. He is more muscular up close. A bit intimidating to be honest

                                            "Heeey, buddy"

                                            >Oh, come on. You were cool in the club, you can't be scared now

                                            >He gives you his hand, so you take it. He then gives a strong, firm shake

                                            BM: "Fancy meetin' ya"

                                            >The hard shake really hurt

                                            "Ugh. Likewise"

                                            SA: "Say, are you close to finish?"

                                            BM: "Nope"

                                            F: "Oh man, I really missed you in the crusade"

                                            >"Crusade"? Must be the board game

                                            >Suddenly, an idea pops up

                                            "Hey, and how about we help Big Mac with the apples? I bet we can finish today"

                                            SA: "Hey, that is a good idea"

                                            F: "No problems big fella?"

                                            BM: "Nope"

                                            "Great. Let's get started!"


                                            >Everybody is picking apples right now. The boxes had been pilling up nicely

                                            >Quite quickly, you might add. Looks like for some reason Big Mac was doing this alone

                                            "Hey Mac, doesn't your sister helps you with this type of stuff?"

                                            >"She meets the dealers. Fancy's quite picky with providers"

                                            "Huh, that's weird. I though you two had a proper business relationship, seeing your apples in all his stores"

                                            >"Well, once a month he checks. AJ takes care of him"

                                            >Yeah,"takes care". If what you heard is true, he's getting an "apple" once a month

                                            >After a while, everyone carry the boxes to the main shack. Only 6 were left

                                            "Don't worry. I'll get them"

                                            F: "Are you sure you don't need a hand dude?"

                                            "Nah. Is just like 270 pounds. I used to carry that with one hand"

                                            >You take all 6, but your lack of exercise has made you more weaker than you though

                                            "Hpfft!"

                                            >You try to put more strenght from wherever you can find, and slowly rise the boxes

                                            F: "Come on anon, you can do it!"

                                            SA: "Yeah! Lift those boxes!"

                                            BM: "EYUUUPPP!!!"

                                            >Again, the Chad sensation overcomes you. You know what you must do!

                                            "You... Can't... Beat... My... GAINS!!!"

                                            >Before you notice, you launch the cargo and catch it with one arm, not a single apple fallen

                                            >The guys just muted. They saw you carry 6 boxes of Sweet Apple Acres apples and leave them perfectly piled up on the truck

                                            "Now that was a good workout. Need anything else Mac?"

                                            BM: "... Nope"

                                            "Cool. Oh, hey Shining! You think your sister is "presentable" now?"

                                            SA: "Ummm... Yeah, I think she is"

                                            "Nice. Come on guys, let's go home"

                                            >Everybody waves goodbye, and Shining takes you to his place

                                            >Twilight won't believe this


                                            >"... And I turned stronger for a moment. I carried all 6 boxes! I'm coming back Twilight!"

                                            >"Uh-hu, yeah"

                                            >Twilight is no longer on the floor, watching porn and self indulging herself

                                            >But she didn't relax at all. Chad scolded her really badly because she masturbated in decadence

                                            "Say, Twilight, why did you do that... "Thing" when I came here? I just can't imagine why you ended up that way"

                                            >"I can. You see, after I returned home yesterday, I couldn't find out any catalyst to your Chad cells"

                                            >She brings out a complex chart and anotations

                                            >"Music, some microwave radiation, some "essence", but nothing happened"

                                            >She stores back the plans

                                            "And now I just had my Chadness back for a moment out of nowhere? But I just sang karaoke and carried a few boxes"

                                            >"I know. I couldn't find out why did you Chad up out from those things"

                                            "Well, I still got time. How about I'm your volunteer for today? Maybe two minds will help find out the secret"

                                            >Twilight smiles and gives you a lab coat

                                            >"Come assistant, we have to investigate! To the lab!"

                                            >You expected some secret door or hidden passage to go to the lab

                                            >But no, it turns out it was just an outhouse in the yard

                                            "Alright. What are the tests?"

                                            >"I suppose we are going to start with physical activity. That way, I can collect some sweat and get more precise data"

                                            "Ok. Let's begin the tests"


                                            >The physical test was a bit hard on the body, but you managed to push through

                                            >Twilight got all the sweat she needed, and started to separate it in different tubes

                                            >Sadly, no Chad out

                                            >The next series of tests were repetitions of your last events

                                            >You sang a few songs, lifted some heavy boxes: nothing

                                            >"I don't get it. We basically did what you did to Chad out, but there's no reaction"

                                            "Don't worry Twilight. We are going to find the last element eventually. Can I come tomorrow so we keep going?"

                                            >"Sure. Just let me record these last events"

                                            >You have to admit: even if she didn't got what he wanted, she looks like she has high hopes now

                                            "You really like this investigation, science stuff, don'cha Twi?"

                                            >"Well, after changing so drastically, I've been more curious about DNA changes. Who knows what will happen if you go back to being a Chad"

                                            "Whatever it happens, I bet it will be incredible"

                                            >"Maybe. *blip* There, go take a shower in the decontamination room. I'm going to stay here for a bit"

                                            "Hey Twilight"

                                            >"Yes?"

                                            "Thanks for helping me out. You didn't had to"

                                            >"Like I said: you changed me for the better. It's the least I can do"

                                            >You take a small shower in the detox room, leave the lab, and thank everyone in Twilight's place for the hospitality

                                            >You return home, more relaxed and positive than usual

                                            >You grab the papers, and check the job opportunity section. Looks like they need a mechanic half-time

                                            >You circle the ad. You can check it out after going to Twilight's

                                            >After finishing your housework, you change your clothes into your pjs, and go to bed

                                            >For the first time after so long, you sleep with the feeling of fulfillment