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Filly's Last Tour

By Starbounce
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-03-14 09:26:51
Expiry: Never

  1. >They say that the cold set in around fifty years ago, long before she was born into these frozen wastes
  2. >Felt like they haven't encountered another pony in around as long, despite fleeing from the ruins of their home about three years back
  3. >Lieutenant Anon E. Fill took a bite of her rations
  4. >Nothing left but the packaging
  5. >She threw it to the side and leaned back into her seat
  6.  
  7. >"I've never understood why you refuse to eat the apple core," the small black filly in front of her said.
  8. >"Fuck off Nyx, I'm not eating poison. Besides, that's not an apple, it's our /rations/."
  9. >Snow dusted off her purple mane as she turned her head around
  10. >"Actually, if we're pretending to be in an apocalypse, shouldn't you be trying not to waste food?"
  11. >Some yellow mare on the sidewalk giggled at the fillys' antics
  12. >Anonfilly shot a glare at her
  13. >She just giggled some more
  14. >Damn this small horse body's innate cuteness!
  15. >Anonfilly sighed and let out an aggravated grunt
  16. >"I already told you, it's /poison/. No way in hell am I eating that."
  17. >Nyx stopped and fully turned around
  18. >She left a small circle of hoofprints in the snowy road at her hooves
  19. >"I've eaten plenty of them and I'm fine!"
  20. >"Yeah, but you're also an Alicorn."
  21. >"Yeah, but so were you last week!"
  22. >"Yeah, /but/ Purple took away my alicorn-ness, which means it probably took away any alicorn vigor too."
  23. >"How can she even do that?!"
  24. >"She's Purple, she can do anything."
  25. >"I don't see how her coat color has anything to do with this."
  26. >"You know what I mean."
  27. >"I really don't."
  28. >Anonfilly didn't comment any further
  29. >After waiting around 10 seconds, Nyx sighed and started pulling the cart forwards again
  30. >Finally, peace and quiet
  31. >Anonfilly breathed a sigh of relief, looking around at the familiar site of Ponyville's town square
  32. >The windows glowed warmly, and ponies trotted to-and-fro on their pony business
  33. >Alright, where was she?
  34. >Ah yes
  35. >Frozen winter apocalypse
  36.  
  37. >Lieutenant Anon E. Filly scanned the desolate urban sprawl around her while her faithful tank chugged along beneath her, piloted by the moderately unbearable Private Nyx Sparkle
  38. >Despite not seeing signs of any ponies around for what feels like forever, they had to keep a lookout for them
  39. >Who knows when they might stumble across some crazy psycho pony with a rifle?
  40. >Despite the ever-present threat of danger, the ruins were beautiful in their own right
  41. >The way the snow sparkled and glistened off of the-
  42.  
  43. >"How long until it's my turn to ride in the cart?" Nyx blabbed out
  44. >Anonfilly let out another aggravated sigh
  45. >"How many times do I have to tell you not to interrupt my monologue!" she said as she grabbed the broom
  46. >"Ack!" Nyx cried out as the straw end softly smacked against the side of her face
  47. >"I'm sorry, I have no idea when you're doing it! You could have been asleep for all I know?!"
  48. >Anonfilly let out a 'harumph' before dropping the broom back to it's place besides her seat
  49. >"That's fine I guess. Remember the deal though. Since you have alicorn strength and all, we split it 20/80. Then at dinner, tonight and only tonight, I give you half my pudding."
  50. >"Oh right, yeah! Can't wait to get my hooves on that delicious pudding!"
  51. >Anonfilly leaned back into her makeshift blanket-towel pile that she called a chair with a smirk on her face
  52. >Purple only made pudding on Sundays, and it was Saturday today
  53. >Fucking retard
  54. >Get outplayed
  55.  
  56.  
  57. >Leuitenant Anon E. Filly had discovered a problem
  58. >That problem being her stomach
  59. >The earlier rations hadn't filled her up at all
  60. >Even worse, it was the last of their stockpile
  61. >They'd have to make a detour to scavenge for supplies
  62. >Anonfilly cleared her throat
  63. >"Private Nyx, we need to acquire more rations. If we don't find any by sunset, I'm afraid our journey may come to an end."
  64. >"But Twilight said that she'd be making spaghetti aft-"
  65. >You gently bapped her with the broom again
  66. >"What was that, /Private/ Nyx? I couldn't quite catch that."
  67. >Nyx sighed
  68. >"Sir... don't we have more 'rations' at our home base? We'll be back long before sunset anyways."
  69. >Nyx looked to the long-abandoned clocktower standing in the center of the grimly still city square
  70. >By some miracle, it's internals continued to tick away
  71. >2pm, it read
  72. >"That may be true, but both of us leaving would be the perfect opportunity for bandits to raid our supplies. What will you do if we return home to an empty pantry?"
  73. >Nyx's eyebrows furrowed
  74. >Anonfilly interrupted her before she could come up with a response
  75. >"Exactly! Now come, let us scavenge these nearby ruins. Thankfully the supplies we packed should make the task not-unbearable."
  76.  
  77. >Nyx pulled off to the side of the road and unhitched the cart
  78. >Before the two fillies stood Bon Bon's Sweets Emporium
  79. >Bits in-hoof, they trotted inside
  80. >Nyx lead the way
  81. >Canon fodder always went first after all
  82. >Plus she'd leave a better impression, they decided
  83. >Anonfilly's reputation preceeded her, especially after last week's endeavors
  84. >The door swung open and the bell chimed
  85. >"Who's- Oh hello there Nyx!" the candy-maker mare said cheerily
  86. >"Hello Bon Bon! We're here for some candy!"
  87. >Of course we are, idiot
  88. >What else were they gonna buy at a candy store, meth?
  89. >Anonfilly paused
  90. >Note to self: candy stores would make excellent fronts for drug dealerships
  91. >"We? Who's there with you? Is it Princess Twi-"
  92. >The moment you stepped through the door, Bon Bon's voice shrivelled up and died like a sponge under a heat lamp
  93. >"...you better not be using Nyx here as a distraction while you steal from my stock."
  94. >Anonfilly puffed her chest out, indignation spread across her face
  95. >"I would never! And I have no clue whe-"
  96. >"You've done it twice already."
  97. >Complete deadpan response
  98. >Nyx looked back at Anonfilly with a mixture of hurt and confusion
  99. >"You used me as bait while you /stole/?!"
  100. >"To be fair, it worked at least once."
  101. >Bon Bon's brow furrowed
  102. >"Look, what do you want? I'd like that little green devil out of here as soon as possible."
  103. >Good thing Twilight wasn't here, she'd go apeshit on her ass
  104. >Then again, she /was/ a secret agent and all
  105. >Anonfilly giggled internally
  106. >Out of the two, she'd totally put her money on Bon Bon
  107. >But she also would totally aggro Purple into the fight in the first place
  108. >It'd be good to see her knocked down a peg
  109. >Plus it'd be /great/ bait
  110.  
  111. >The two fillies returned from the collapsed ruins laden with goods
  112. >They'd found the goldmine of rations
  113. >They had plenty for not only the entire trip, but even some to add to the stockpile back at base camp!
  114. >As Private Nyx settled back into the pilot's seat, Leiutenant Anon E. Filly took up her lookout position on the turret
  115. >Admittedly, watching out for stray psycho ponies was about half the reason she did it
  116. >The other half was just how beautiful the winter snow was
  117. >She'd lived in this frozen wasteland her entire life, and had experienced countless winters before
  118. >Yet they'd never grown old
  119. >The way the snowflakes dance in the fine winter breezes
  120. >Snowbanks piling high across buildings, coating them in a fine layer of white
  121. >The icicles creeping down their sides
  122. >Even the simple act of leaving prints in the snow, only for them to be wiped away as more snow settled in
  123. >She loved it all
  124. >The engine roared and their tank lurched forwards
  125. >Anonfilly set her hind legs on their cargo, unwrapped a particularily sweet-flavored ration, and watched the world go by

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