Angry Floorb Pisses on (You)


                                            >Be Anon

                                            >Hanging out with your childhood friend Floor Bored for the first time in the last ten years

                                            >She became a bit of a shut in and her house is a complete mess.

                                            >"And this is my room, I guess"

                                            >As she opens the door you're greeted with what smells like the strongest mix of musk and stale piss

                                            "Augh what the fuck is that smell!"

                                            >Floorb gives a shrug and walks over to a plugged-in xbox

                                            >"Since were back together now, lets re-experience the good old days, like me kicking your ass in Halo, unless a little smell is enough to make you pussy out.

                                            "I think the smell might be messing with your memory on who won more, and I think I can handle it

                                            >Several hours later you and Floorb are currently mostly even, she's gotten bet-

                                            >"Hey can you get me one of my piss bottles?"

                                            "What?"

                                            >"I need to pee, grab one of the bottles under my desk and hand it to me"

                                            "What the fuck, no, use your damn bathroom"

                                            >You pause the game

                                            >As you do Floorb jumps over to your controller, unpauses and kills you

                                            >"No pauses fag"

                                            "I'm not handing you fucking piss bottles, use your god damn bathroom"

                                            >"And what if I don't"

                                            "I guess you have to hold it then"

                                            >"Hmm, nah"

                                            >You look over and Floorb is looking at you with a smirk, while pissing into her carpet

                                            "Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you!"

                                            >"Oh, woe is me, I'm such a faggot I'm scared of some piss"

                                            >Floorb gets up while continuing to pee and walks towards you, each step making her stream stutter, her bladder bulge could make her pass as pregnant

                                            >She turns around presenting herself too you as her stream continues

                                            >"Here's how real mares piss, to really get you shaking in your boots"

                                            >Her stream's pressure and size increase dramatically, it's like someone put a sink faucet several times over max

                                            >She starts slowly walking around the room, leaving a wide trail, and making sure to get some on the walls, all the while smirking at you

                                            >"Stop being such a faggot about this, toilets are fucking stupid and a waste of money, only retards use them"

                                            >You stare at her, dumbfounded and disgusted

                                            >"Oh and since you want me to use a toilet so bad, how about you be it"

                                            >Floorb charges towards you ass facing you, and gets a tackle

                                            >She's pissing on your chest now, completely soakings you in her musky scent

                                            >I don't see you melting, so stop acting like a fucking baby

                                            >You try to get up

                                            >"I guess you're nit done yet and need the "gross" mare to help you

                                            >She slides her rump towards yours face, snacking you with it

                                            >She readjusts and lines up your Boise with her ponut, shoving it in

                                            >She starts pissing down your throat locking your face between her cheeks with her grip

                                            >The taste is salty, and the combination of her ponut's musk is getting to you

                                            >Floorb notices, pulls your shorts down, and begins sucking

                                            >"Maybe you're not such a faggot"

                                            >Realizing you're nearing orgasm she stops, takes it out of her mouth , and bends it down a bit to point it towards a wall

                                            >"Pee, now"

                                            >You do as you're told and proceed to soak the carpet and get some piss on the wall too.

                                            >"Now how hard was that?"

                                            "Not too much I guess"

                                            >Floorb eyes you down

                                            >"You guess?"

                                            "Yeah?"

                                            >"Wrong answer"

                                            "What do you mean wro-"

                                            >Floorb knocks you out with a fart to the face

                                            >"I said wrong answer"