Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie Ball Busting


                                            >"He's coming this way!"

                                            >"Okay, Pinkie, you distract him and I'll sneak around the back."

                                            >The pink pony struggles to contain her laughter as she trots towards the stallion.

                                            >"Hello, good sir!"

                                            >"Oh. You're Pinkie Pie, right?"

                                            >"Absolutely! ... and you are...."

                                            >"Uhh, Wheatbucker. I actually live in-"

                                            >With a flash Rainbow's tail flicks forwards and catches the stallion's exposed balls.

                                            >He crumples helplessly to the ground, a breathy moan of agony.

                                            >The mares start laughing, Pinkie seeming to find the situation particularly hilarious.

                                            >"D-Did you see that!? He went down like a... like a sack!"

                                            >Rainbow wipes a tear from her eye as she and Pinkie leave the poor stallion clutching for his nethers and writhing on the floor, in search of another victim.

                                            >"We can't do it to Big Mac, Pinkie! You know how mad Applejack would be?"

                                            >"Aww, c'mon! He's a tough horsey! He can take it."

                                            >"Just... don't buck him too hard, okay?"

                                            >The ponies emerge from the bushes and approach the large stallion.

                                            >He eyes them up, a little unsure, but shrugs it off.

                                            >"How ya doin, Big Mac?"

                                            >Rainbow tries to keep him distracted as Pinkie circles him, trying to stand behind him without arousing suspicion.

                                            >"That's a lot of apples you got there! You buck them all yourself?"

                                            >"Eyup."

                                            >"Wow! Uh, so, how's Applejack? I think she said she had some business to attend to with Granny Smith today, right?"

                                            >"Eyup."

                                            >He gives Rainbow a look.

                                            >He can tell something's up, but before he has the chance to say anything Pinkie strikes; turning and kicking her hind leg out, bucking him right in the testicles.

                                            >With a yelp he falls to the floor instantly, and of course both girls erupt with more laughter.

                                            >He winces and crawls around, flooded with unimaginable pain.

                                            >"Pinkie I said not too hard!"

                                            >"Oh, I barely tapped them!"

                                            >Big Mac can't even bring himself to look up, all he can hear is the swirling cacophony of uproarious laughter.

                                            >"C-C'mon! I think I saw Soarin walk by Sugarcube Corner earlier!"


                                            >"Oh! Heya, Crash. Uh... you doing okay?"

                                            >"Oh, I'm doing just fine.."

                                            >The pegasus giggles as she rounds Soarin; Pinkie tries to keep him distracted.

                                            >"SO! Uh... what's your favorite kind of pie, Soarin? Me? I think I'd have to say cherry, though I wouldn't turn down rhubarb or blueberry - OH - and I can't forget about lemon meringue! What about you?"

                                            >"Uh..."

                                            >Rainbow Dash outstretches her wing and gives the stallion's exposed nuts a tickle.

                                            >They shrivel up, reacting sensitively.

                                            >"Those things are pretty big, huh?"

                                            >He blushes.

                                            >"U-Uh, what? I mean... um..."

                                            >"Let's see if THIS makes 'em any smaller!"

                                            >She spins herself around and delivers a swift kick right into the middle.

                                            >As with the stallions before, Soarin rolls over in pain, trying to speak but unable to form the words.

                                            >The other ponies fall to the floor too, rolling around with laughter and just as speechless.

                                            >"Wh-why?" Soarin groans.

                                            >"You should have seen the look on his face, Dashie! Priceless!"

                                            >"Ahem."

                                            >Both the mares turn to look up.

                                            >Applejack is looming over them.

                                            >"I'm thinkin' we need to have a little talk."

                                            >"Uh oh."