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Pinkie Pie Macro

By bago
Created: 2021-04-23 06:32:40
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >"Oh, my..."
  2. 2.
    >The five friends looked upwards, in awe.
  3. 3.
    >The sun was blocked out by Pinkie's mane, and replaced by her beaming, smiling face.
  4. 4.
    >"Hey, Twilight! Look what that potion did to me! I can't even SEE you guys you're so small!"
  5. 5.
    >She studied the mass of land before her. The entirety of Equestria was like a small model; every town and city nothing more than a tiny cluster of buildings and every hill and landmark so small she could hold it in her hoof.
  6. 6.
    >"Twilight!? What's going on? H-How did this happen!?"
  7. 7.
    >The alicorn stammered anxiously.
  8. 8.
    >"I- I don't know! She must have gotten into some of my potions but I had no idea any of them could do this!"
  9. 9.
    >"Can she even hear us?" Applejack tried calling out, but Pinkie's expression remained unchanged.
  10. 10.
    >"Unlikely. I doubt she can even see us, let alone hear us."
  11. 11.
    >"Boy, being this huge is tiring! I'm gonna need to sit down!"
  12. 12.
    >"Pinkie! Wait!"
  13. 13.
    >It was useless, though. Even if she could hear them, she had already swerved herself round and was bringing her rump steadily down towards Ponyville.
  14. 14.
    >It was like a huge, shifting behemoth that got closer and closer.
  15. 15.
    >Everypony made an attempt to scatter, but it was no use. Even if they could run all the way to Canterlot the shockwave would get them.
  16. 16.
    >"Twilight! What do we do!? She's coming right at us!"
  17. 17.
    >"I don't know, girls! Maybe if I can get to the library and-"
  18. 18.
    >It was far too late, though.
  19. 19.
    >With a seismic crash that boomed thousands of miles across, Pinkie's plot landed down over Ponyville, forming a slight crater in the surface of the earth.
  20. 20.
    >The residents of Ponyville weren't sure if they were dead or alive for a few moments.
  21. 21.
    >All the light had been blocked out entirely.
  22. 22.
    >They could feel something though.
  23. 23.
    >Rubbery, slightly sweaty, that seemed to flex every few seconds.
  24. 24.
    >"Uh, girls, anyone else thinking we're in-?"
  25. 25.
    >"Oh, Applejack, you can't be suggesting-"
  26. 26.
    >Rainbow looked around her and reached the same conclusion.
  27. 27.
    >"We're in Pinkie's asshole!"
  28. 28.
    >It was a vast crater of muscle that sucked the ponies towards its center with every flex.
  29. 29.
    >It was also hard to ignore the overwhelmingly musky smell that surrounded everypony.
  30. 30.
    >The air was heavy and thick; tinged with sweat and Pinkie's unclean body odor.
  31. 31.
    >"Twilight? If you're gonna suddenly come up with some genius plan that saves all of us, now's the time to do it!"
  32. 32.
    >"Yeah, Twi, I can't say I'm all too keen to take up permanent residence in Pinkie's chocolate factory." Applejack tried to grasp on to a fold or crease, but it was too slippery.
  33. 33.
    >"I'm trying to think! Maybe if we can-"
  34. 34.
    >Too late.
  35. 35.
    >With a pucker, Pinkie's plothole sucked the five ponies, along with the rest of the townsfolk unfortunate enough to be pinned beneath her, inside her sphincter.
  36. 36.
    >It closed around them, sealing their fate.
  37. 37.
    >There was no getting out now.

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