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[RDxAnon] Drunk Dash and Anon [Candles]

By DashPosterAndArchiver
Created: 2021-05-12 21:59:39
Expiry: Never
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  1. "I'm telling you, Dash, this is just like Christmas!"
  2. >She rolled her eyes as you continued to walk through the snow, your footsteps making audible crunches.
  3. >"And I'm telling you, Anon, that 'Christmas' sounds like the name of a plague!" She replieD, her voice cracking several times. I sighed and tried to hide in my coat, to no avail.
  4. "Well back in my world, that's what we celebrate yearly at roughly this time.”
  5. >She chuckles. Plague or no plague, you still prefered Christmas over the Equestrian equivalent.
  6. >"Yeah, but I think your world's lame," She jeered. You put on a face of mock horror.
  7. "And how does my world suck, exactly?"
  8. >She smirked. "You mean, besides the lack of Pegasi?"
  9. “Point taken. So what are we up to today?”
  10. >”Who knows.” Her breath was making small clouds in the cold. “But I want something warm. Pinkies?”
  11. “Sure. But you should've worn a coat.”
  12. >She nodded and looked almost crestfallen. Well by Dash's standards that is.
  13. >"Yeah but Rarity's coats are too flashy!" She protested. You pulled yours off coat and hold it out to her.
  14. “Here.”
  15. > She stared at you almost incredulously, her cheeks turning a faint shade of pink as she took the coat.
  16. >"Thanks Anon..." She mumbled, looking away. You smile and playfully shove her. She yelped before kicking some snow back at you and running.
  17. >You gave chase into the bustling streets of ponyville, running around until finally coming to a stop in front of Sugarcube Corner.
  18. >The height of class and sophistication, the hot chocolate's pretty good as well.
  19. >You ordered two of the aforementioned drinks, and waited patiently until Mrs. Cake brought them over. Apparently Pinkie was out on an errand or something.
  20. >Not long after, you headed back outside, your bellies full of hot chocolate.
  21. “Soo…. Now what?”
  22. >She shrugged. “We could head back to your place and just laze around. I mean that’s always fun. But if you wanna stay out some more, you might need a coat.”
  23. >Wait…
  24. “Dash, you have my coat.”
  25. >She hugged it, her face pinking a little as she stammered. “Y-yeah but can’t I keep using it? The only other coat I have is Rarity’s and they’re way too flashy!”
  26. “Yeah sure.”
  27. >She beamed, hugging the coat happily, “Thanks Anon! Ooh, I know what we should do!”
  28. “Hmm?”
  29. >”But uh it involves my cloud house. I wanna show you something cool. Can you ask Twilight to do the magic thing?” She shuffled her hooves, avoiding eye contact.
  30. “Uh… Actually I still have that enchanted watch. Remember? Twilight as you said, ‘did the magic thing’ to it.”
  31. >”Oh yeah! Sweet well get ready for takeoff!” Dash flew behind you and you felt a pair of hooves grab you under the armpits, lifting you into the air.
  32. “Dash wha! Ugh… You gotta warn me before you do that!”
  33. >She looked down at you, a smirk on her face. “I did! When I said get ready.”
  34. >Don’t look down. Don’t look down. Don’t lo- Dammit.
  35. >You tried to ignore the panic rising in your chest as you were carried higher and higher.
  36. “H-hey Dash?”
  37. >”Hmm? We’re almost there.” She grunted. “What are you carrying? Bricks?”
  38. “Ha ha, now please don’t drop me.”
  39. >Her face turned into a half grin, half baring her teeth. “Oops!” She let go of your shoulders!
  40. “Shiiii- Ooof!”
  41. >Dash had dove below you, catching you again with a howl of laughter. “Gotcha!”
  42. “Not funny Dash!”
  43. >She shook her head. “It was kinda funny, now brace yourself cuz we’re here.”
  44. “Uh yeah.”
  45. >She dropped you onto the soft cloud balcony of her house and touched down beside you, ruffling her wings and stretching her forelegs. “Man you’re heavy.”
  46. “No I’m not.”
  47. >You strode in after her, expecting it to be freezing due to the winter air.
  48. “Holy cow Dash this place is- Pretty warm actually.”
  49. >”Thermal clouds bud. They keep the heat in.” She wandered into the kitchen. “Make yourself at home.”
  50. “Actually Dash, do you have a towel? My hair got a little wet from the clouds.”
  51. >She pointed to a hallway on your right. “Yeah end of the hall bathroom should have one.”
  52. >You opened the wooden door, ignoring the fact that her cloud house had wood doors. Inside was the standard bathroom, towels, soaps, a bathtub, toilet, usual stuff.
  53. >You grabbed a towel, drying off your hair and turned your attention to the various bottles by her bathtub. She didn’t have many, which wa surprising given her ungirly nature. No conditioner or spa stuff. But your attention was brought to her shampoo.
  54. “No Tears Shampoo - For Sensitive Fillies. Bubble gum scented. Really?”
  55. >You called out, causing a clatter and a rainbow head to poke around the hall. “Hey! Put that away. It’s not mine!”
  56. “It’s the only Shampoo here…”
  57. >She grabbed the bottle and placed it back on the shelf “I have other shampoo in the uh closet. Now come back into the living room.”
  58. “Sure…”
  59. >You meandered back into the living room, but once again something caught your eye. It was her bedroom.
  60. >Oooh!
  61. >You stepped in cautiously. Odds are Dash had a trap hanging under the door. You wouldn’t put it past her.
  62. >Wonderbolts posters lined the walls, occasionally intersected with medals and Daring Do posters. In the corner was a bed beside a small bookshelf and night table. The floor was littered with old towels, training gear, uniforms, and a dress was stuffed under her dresser which was surprisingly open… and empty.
  63. >In the centre of the room was a clearing where the laundry had been pushed away showing several action figure.
  64. >Really? Daring Do action figures?
  65. >She had even set them up in various poses beside an open Daring Do book. She had been recreating scenes.
  66. >Oh jeez. It’s adorable. But don’t laugh.
  67. >”Hey!” Dash grabbed you by the belt. “What happened to not going through my stuff?”
  68. “Whatever happened to you not having a Daring Do action figure collection? I could have sworn you claimed that several times during Hearts and Hooves day.
  69. >”Those aren’t mine as well. They’re uh… Fluttershys! Yeah Fluttershy left them here!” She stammered, still dragging you back to the main room.
  70. “Alright whatever you say. Sorry for looking in your bedroom.”
  71. >”It’s fine. I just get… nervous about stuff like that.” She blushed and set you down, where she had a bottle out and some food.
  72. >You walked over to it,
  73. “Nice spread, what’s in the bottle?”
  74. >”Oh it’s this Griffin drink. It’s ferma-something potatoes. Apparently it’s really good!” She opened the bottle and poured some. “It’s strong though. Apparently you need to mix it with something.”
  75. >She had vodka. Rainbow Dash produced vodka.
  76. >God she was amazing!
  77. >She brought over a carton of juice and mixed some into both glasses before passing you one. “Bottoms up!”
  78. “Hell yeah!”
  79. >About an hour later the two of you were slumped on the floor, having failed at climbing on the couch. Dash was snuggled against your chest, her eyes half open and she mumbled. You on the other hand were brushing her mane and back, worried that they might fall off if you stopped.
  80. >That griffin vodka was really goddamn strong.
  81. >”Muma Numa Yula Bam!” Dash clapped her hooves before bursting out laughing. “H-hey Annnon!”
  82. “Harumm?”
  83. >You slurred back and both of you continued to giggle. She poked your nose. “Boop! Also Anon?”
  84. “Yeah?”
  85. >She giggled again causing you to snort. “I uh… think there was something in that drink.”
  86. ”It’s called Alcohol Dashie…”
  87. >She put her hands on her hips in mock anger, “I know thaat Anon. But like… What if the drink was real?”
  88. “What?’
  89. >She tapped her chin before slumping onto your lap with a giggle. “What if the drink was a pony? I’m a cannnnibal!”
  90. >You both burst out laughing at that.
  91. “Is this your first time drunk Dash?”
  92. >She shook her head and held up a hoof. “I’ve been dru- wait I don’t have fingersh. I’ve been drunk 9 many times! But I don’t really remember any of them!”
  93. “Nine many is a lot.”
  94. >She nodded in agreement, still slumped on your lap. “Yep… tis a lot indeed. Hey any more Griffin juice left?”
  95. >You shook your head and she frowned. “Hey Anon?”
  96. “Wassssaaaap!”
  97. >You both giggled at that but then she grew serious again. “I’m sorry for lying about the Daring Do toys.”
  98. “What? It’s fine yo! Who cares!”
  99. >She smiled and snuggled herself against you. “Can you sleep here tonight?”
  100. “I think I’m gonna be forced to. You're too drunk to fly and I have no other way of getting down.”
  101. >”Well if you really wanna leave,” She punched a hole in the cloud floor causing you to roll away in fear and stuck her head through. “HEY FLUTTTTERRRRSHYYY!? GET YOUR YELLOW BUTT UP HERE!”
  102. “No Dash it’s fine! I thinks she’s asleep anyways!”
  103. >She pulled her head back and fixed the floor. “Oh sweet! Well let’s go to sleep then!”
  104. “Uh sure yeah. Let’s do that.”
  105. >She clambered onto the couch, successfully this time. “Yes! Step one done!”
  106. >You followed her, pushing yourself with surprising difficulty onto the couch as well. She grinned and tackle hugged you, lying on top of you with her hooves around your neck.
  107. “Oh hi.”
  108. >She looked up at you, her head on your chest. “Hiya.” Her rose eyes almost appearing to engulf her entire face. Her beautiful rose eyes.
  109. >You leaned forwards and kissed her, causing her already alcohol flushed cheeks to turn even redder.
  110. “Hey…”
  111. >She pointed under the bed, still lying on your chest. “There’s a blanket, can you get it?”
  112. “Yeah sure.”
  113. >You reached under the bed and pulled the warm blanket out, draping it over the two of you so now only her head was showing. She beamed, resting her chin still staring at you with that look of adoration she gave. “Thanks Anon.”
  114. “For what?”
  115. >”For being there for me. For putting up with my antics. F-for being awesome!” She prodded your chest with a soft hoof.
  116. “Thanks as well.”
  117. >She looked confused. “For what?”
  118. “For being the cutest pony with a toy collection ever!”
  119. >You grabbed her in a tight hug as she squeaked, kissing you.
  120. “And thanks for being awesome as well Dash.”
  121. >With that, you put her down and rested your head. She smiled and snuggled herself into your arms, still on top of you. But she was light, you didn’t matter. Light and content.
  122. >”Good night Anon…” She mumbled into your chest, her eyes closed.
  123. “Good night Dashie.”
  124.  
  125. THE END
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