Filly Funtasia episode 24


                                            00:27 Oh no Mr. coach it's horrible it's the first fieldtrip at which I'm guide and I lost Rose, Bella and Cedric. Where could they be?

                                            Tell the teachers what happened if not then I'll tell them.

                                            Mrs. Twilight we were all playing on the river bank.

                                            They passed on the other shore.

                                            I thought they were going to come back quickly, but don't worry; they're safe.

                                            00:55 And this day started so well.

                                            02:23 The annual regal academy fieldtrip is coming soon.

                                            02:28 As a sign of gratitude for creating the magic dust which saved their kingdom the fairies have invited everyone to their magical land.

                                            02:38 Willow: Yes friends it's great, but the land of fairies is different from Funtasia. I know, that's where I was born.

                                            Twilight: We'll be small and everything will be much bigger than us; both the plants and the animals.

                                            Zam: Hmph these animals aren't real, they don't trick me.

                                            Lynn: Hah. I tricked you. I thought you'll know which creatures will be real.

                                            03:03 You're finished with the luggage? We're leaving soon.

                                            Right away, Cedric.

                                            Wow, Bella. How many things are you putting in the luggage?

                                            Only the essential ones: shampoo, mane conditioner, makeup case, morning napkins, afternoon napkins, night napkins, moisturizer, pillow.

                                            Uhh Bella when you're in a fieldtrip you give up on comfort.

                                            Yeah I know this, but I can't give up on pillows.

                                            03:30 Lynn: I can. I like to sleep in the nature. In the dark nights with the sounds made from owls and bats and of course with all the dangers of the land of fairies.

                                            You know something girls? Go have fun. I think I'll remain here at the academy.

                                            Oh Bella.

                                            Lynn was just joking. Right, Lynn?

                                            Yeah yeah it was just a joke. Everything will be good, Bella, sincerely.

                                            4:00 Zam: Huh, does there exist something that doesn't scare Bella?

                                            Zamie: She ruins everyone's fun.

                                            Don't pay attention to them, Bella. They're scatterbrains/morons, as usual.

                                            4:08 Sparkle: Are you ready? It's time to go.

                                            4:14 Here, Mrs. Twilight. A crystal that will bring you good weather.

                                            Coach: Hey! I'm coming with you too. Nothing will happen- (badly)

                                            Sparkle: My dears be nicer, please.

                                            We're sorry Mrs. Sparkle.

                                            04:28 How will we get to the fairy lands?

                                            Let me show you.

                                            04:38 Aunt, Melian!

                                            Hello, Will. I hope you've been nice.

                                            Mrs. Sparkle, Mrs. Twilight, Mr. coach. It's a pleasure to see you. For those who don't know me I'm Melian from the magical land of fairies. I'm glad to see that you're done packing up, let's get on the road. First I want you all to twirl like me, like this.

                                            05:08 Do we really have to do this? It's embarrassing.

                                            It's for a good cause, c'mon.  (should had been "for a good reason")

                                            Magic dust, shrink my friends.

                                            I actually wanted to lose weight, but this is too much.

                                            I was hoping to grow taller this semester.

                                            Friends, please... enter.

                                            Have fun/Enjoy yourselves well, little ones and don't get into some kind of trouble.

                                            05:41 Alright my dears this is where we'll set up camp and stay till tomorrow morning.

                                            But first we'll freshen up with a walk through nature.

                                            I hope you'll have fun in this wonderful land of fairies. So long.

                                            I told you so, Bella? No courage and cowardly?

                                            Zamie: Are you also afraid of your own shadow?

                                            I'm not afraid of my shad-

                                            Twilight: Enough little ones, be quiet. Let's go for a walk.

                                            06:15 I should have more courage. Even my friends are laughing at me.

                                            06:19 And the magic dust from the air helps the flowers blossom and grow so beautifully.  (she said plants, I replaced it with flowers)

                                            Mrs. Twilight the insects feed with the flower's pollen.

                                            You're right, Fabian, bravo.

                                            No, I want to say that if the flowers grow so big then big are also the-

                                            06:38 Giant bees!

                                            Little ones, take cover.

                                            06:44 Not you Mr. coach.

                                            Mr couch: Oh of course not. Sorry I lost it. (I removed "temper" for it implies something else)

                                            Mr couch: Crystal mirror, make a shield. Nobody will pass my shield.

                                            Mr couch: Ow! Foul! Mr. referee kick him out.

                                            07:06 Zam: Not through here.

                                            Rose: We're trapped.

                                            You saved us!

                                            Alright my dears we've explored enough this morning. Let's return to camp.

                                            Zam: Scaredycats. You really want to leave?

                                            But Mrs. Twilight said-

                                            Zamie: we can go back later. Let's explore more, I dare you. Double dare! That is if you're not afraid.

                                            "Bella is afraid of anything. She's ruining everyone's fun. No courage and cowardly. Chicken."

                                            Well, I'm not afraid.

                                            07:46 Bella, don't listen to them.

                                            I'm going and that's it. Are you also coming, Rose?

                                            Come on friends we can't leave them alone here.

                                            Alright who will cross first?

                                            Bella?

                                            Uh of course me first.

                                            08:09 Bella, don't let them dare you into doing something you don't want to do.

                                            08:21 I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid.

                                            Bella no! it's too dangerous. Come back.

                                            You say that, but you're going after her.

                                            Crystal mirror, lift the log.

                                            08:48 Great, now we're stuck here.

                                            Friends, we'll find a safer place to cross the river. Tell teacher Twilight that we're safe.

                                            Fine, Rose. C'mon you'll explain to the teachers what happened.

                                            09:04 Rose we're not seeing the river anymore.

                                            I know, but it's the only path through the grass.

                                            Stop, I hear something. Maybe it's some fairies who will help us.

                                            Bella! wait!

                                            09:20 What a mistake!

                                            Sometimes it's good to be afraid Bella and now is the moment. Let's run.

                                            09:38 Up there!  (kek, Cedric suddenly turns into Mr.coach)

                                            Crystal mirror lift us.

                                            I hope those lizards won't see us or we'll get it.

                                            09:54 That's what happened Mrs. Twilight. It's all our fault.

                                            And there's a powerful storm coming, I can feel it.

                                            I can't contact them, the weather is affecting the signal.

                                            Mr. coach! we have to find them. Once the storm passes, Mrs. Twilight, if we go now we'll get lost too. (This is hilarious, I think they didn't bother animating the coach saying this, I don't think the dubbing team is THAT retarded.)

                                            10:11 Let's hope they had the presence of mind to take shelter.

                                            10:18 I can't hold on any longer!

                                            10:28 ♫ Here I am ♫

                                            10:30 ♫ I entered a trap and I feel unsure ♫

                                            11:31 Dear me we have visitors. And we don't have escape/and there's no escape.

                                            11:40 Wow I think they were more scared of us than we were scared of them.

                                            They weren't afraid of us Bella, but of him.

                                            Disgusting. Dear. Out of the frying pan and into the toad's mouth.

                                            No. I think he's saving us.

                                            Mr. Toad to the river, please.

                                            12:08 The storm is getting worse.

                                            Now we won't be able to cross the river.

                                            Oh dear no,no,no,no. Mr. Toad no!

                                            12:28 Now let's go back to camp.

                                            Little ones you returned safely.

                                            How good. Now let's enter the cabins before the storm starts.

                                            12:43 Bella we shouldn't have dared you like that.

                                            Yeah we'r... we're sorry.

                                            It's nothing, dears. Everyone's afraid of something.

                                            13:03 Mr coach the storm is affecting the signal to the academy.

                                            Crystal mirror, combine the magic of the mirrors.

                                            Mrs. Sparkle how glad I am, it appears we are in the middle of a powerful storm. Do you have news about the weather?

                                            I'll ask-and-I'll-tell-you.

                                            13:24 Antares I need a weather report for the fairy land and quickly.

                                            Right away, Mrs. Sparkle.  (I don't see his lips moving, who knows what she actually said or if the animators were just lazy)

                                            13:32 This isn't a normal storm.

                                            That's what I'm afraid of too. But at least our little ones are safe.

                                            13:46 Let's hope the roof won't also fly off.

                                            13:49 Get real, Cedric. That only happens in- in cartoon shows!

                                            13:54 Run!

                                            14:01 Quickly my dears in the main cabin.

                                            The storm keeps getting wilder.

                                            14:15 Hello, friends. Good that you came too. Together we'll have more fun. Anyone wants some marshmallows?

                                            14:22 Mrs. Twilight usually a storm doesn't last too long. We have nothing to be worried about.

                                            Mrs. Sparkle I'm afraid I have bad news. It's not a simple storm, it's a true typhoon and the fairy land is right in its way.

                                            Meaning also our little ones.

                                            14:40 A typhoon is heading here? Oh no, I'm in the valley.

                                            Me too.

                                            Mrs. Sparkle what are we going to do?

                                            Me and Antares are searching for a solution, Mrs. Twilight. Calm down our little ones and we'll contact you.

                                            14:56 Cheer up, Will. Everything will be alright.

                                            Of course, in the land of fairies there have been typhoons before, no?

                                            Yes, Cedric. I learned about the great storm that was once here. The whole valley was destroyed. Entire months were needed to rebuild it. We need to warn them!

                                            Will, no!

                                            15:30 Crystal mirror, a giant glove! I caught you, my dear.

                                            15:43 Phew. The wind got worse.

                                            Oh Mrs. Sparkle please hurry, that typhoon draws near us.

                                            15:51 On all the solar explosions, it's the biggest typhoon I've ever seen. It's even bigger than the "Great Storm".

                                            15:58 We have to direct it as far away from the fairy lands.

                                            Dear madam do you realize what you're asking of me? Not even the magic of the fillies can compare to the forces of nature.

                                            I know that, Antares. But I gave Twilight a good weather crystal. This was to encourage the weather to be beautiful. It isn't powerful enough to stop a typhoon, but-

                                            But if we combine it with the fillies magic

                                            And with the magic dust of the fairies

                                            Yes I think it will work    (giggling through plan, you have weird tastes mr. director)

                                            16:29 And. This. Is the- best chance-to save the valley. Good-luck.

                                            Thank you Mrs. Sparkle, we'll try.

                                            Even with this crystal how are we going to stop the typhoon? Somebody will have to stand in its way.

                                            16:44 I'll stand.

                                            Zamie: You? seriously? maybe you called this typhoon just to have fun. (Racist towards witches, much?)

                                            16:52 I like to joke, but I'm not foolish. This typhoon threatens us all.

                                            Lynn, no. I don't even want to hear it.

                                            Mrs. Twilight only I'm skilled enough in the magic of wind. I need to go.

                                            Lynn is right, Mrs. Twilight. It's our only chance and I know she'll make it, she's the best.

                                            Then I'll go too. You'll need the magic of the fairies and I have that magic. And it's my homeland there.

                                            You're both very brave, but I was expecting this out of you. Mr. coach stay here and take care of the others.

                                            We'll be back soon, I hope.

                                            17:36 Hang onto as good as you can, lest the wind carry us away.

                                            It's easier said than done.

                                            Melian, Magic! you have to warn the others. There's a typhoon heading straight for you.

                                            A typhoon? oh no!

                                            17:55 We thought it was just a simple storm. Alright my dears, emergency measures! protect your houses!

                                            18:14 It's coming! now!

                                            It's enormous! If it will hit us in full, our beautiful houses will be destroyed and us together with them.

                                            18:29 Mrs. Twilight if I am to deviate the typhoon then I need the good weather crystal now.

                                            Here it is Lynn but in order to have effect it also needs the magic of the fairies.

                                            It is done. Dear fairies put the magic dust on the crystal.

                                            Good, now's now.

                                            Lynn no! not yet!

                                            What? Mrs. Twilight I can't hear you.

                                            Mrs. Twilight what's the problem?

                                            18:57 Without the magic of the mirrors the good weather crystal won't be powerful enough to control the typhoon and Lynn is going straight for it.

                                            Alright good weather crystal do your thing, do so the typhoon is following meeeeee

                                            19:13 Crystal mirror make a safety net.

                                            Phew! Thank you, Mrs. Twilight.

                                            Lynn we also have to add the magic of our mirrors to this crystal.

                                            Oops, you're right, sorry.

                                            Crystal mirrors, give power to the good weather crystal.

                                            It's working.

                                            That's right. Good weather crystal round 2.

                                            19:38 Good luck Lynn and be careful.

                                            Ugh the wind, it's much more powerful. It's stronger than me, it's hard for me to even breathe.

                                            I can't resist anymore. Good weather crystal control the storm!

                                            20:17 I-it's working. I just have to send it far away from this valley.

                                            Lynn made it! Bravo, Lynn.

                                            It's hard to concentrate. I'm so tired, but I can't quit, I need to save my friends.

                                            20:45 Good weather crystal, send far away this typhoon, destroy it.

                                            21:05 Wow. I... did it... I really-ughh...

                                            21:14 Crystal mirror, make a heart-shaped pillow.

                                            Oh. Willow. It's so soft. I didn't know you cared about me.

                                            21:34 Dear fillies, Mr. toad and especially you Lynn. We thank you for saving us.

                                            I knew you'll succeed, you're the best.

                                            So you know I still remain a prankster. Crystal mirror make a flower on the heads of Zam and Zamie.

                                            Hey quit it!

                                            We wouldn't want you any other way.

                                            22:03 Alright dears it's time to say our farewells.

                                            (Jesus Christ Rose don't turn the audience lesbian.)

                                            22:23 Hey Bella so you know; you're great.

                                            22:42 It's for you Lynn, in honor of your act of bravery and altruism.

                                            Oh dear thank you

                                            (They're really trying to push for something there where all witchy ponies are evil selfish cunts and it's not natural for them to be altruistic, but they're doing a bad job at it.)

                                            23:22 Ah home sweet home.

                                            Ah here you were, welcome.

                                            Ah! we're still tiny. Will we stay this way...forever? Phew we're back to normal.

                                            Any way you'd be Bella I wouldn't classify you at the rubric of normal.