Filly Funtasia episode 23


                                            00:23 Welcome to the annual festival in Fantasia, my dears. I've prepared for you a lot of surprises.

                                            Super fun games at which you can win great prizes. Unique recipes conceived by Mr. Cookintot specially for this festival. Do you like panoramic landscapes? you can ride this enormous carousel. And we'll have a special musical concert right on this stage.

                                            And do not forget about the main contest; the academy's pets got talent.

                                            Let me present you the jury; Mrs. Ashia, Florian and Twilight.

                                            Prepare yourselves because this festival will be incredible.

                                            1:01 The jury was impressed by your rehearsal, Bijou. I'm sure you'll awe/owl the audience.

                                            You're a very talented toad.

                                            Beautiful moves. Here's a snack for you, Tula. The jury will adore you.

                                            Keep your energy for the contest.

                                            C'mon Batti, don't let yourself affected by the jury's comments. It's true that your presentation wasn't good, that you didn't have nor rhythm nor elegance, but for me you're the best.

                                            1:34 Now the masters of the pets must leave the backstage so the pets can rest.

                                            Don't forget only one of you will win the grand prize. Goodbye.

                                            01:50 I will prove that I am the best no matter what, through any means.

                                            03:20 Everybody thinks that I'm not good enough, even Wranglum. But this time it will be different and I know exactly how to do this.

                                            03:41 The ancient technique of hypnosis. Hmm, how weird I have never seen this book.

                                            03:50 Friends, here we are all gathered. I want to share something with you as a message of good luck for the show. (Retarded dub says "message" obviously it's not correct)

                                            Look, it moves, it moves and you feel very calm, you have nothing to worry about. Open your mind and listen to carefully; when I'll snap my fingers you'll forget everything you know about this contest. You'll be uncontrollable, airheads and wild. You will lash out, now!

                                            "Melody I think I'm in love"

                                            04:29 You heard about the special cupcake recipe of Mr. Cookinton? it's for the festival.

                                            No, but I hope he'll put 2 layers of chocolate.

                                            Not just that, they also have 2 fillings of chocolate, they're baked twice in chocolate oil.

                                            Let's eat one before the contest.

                                            You read my mind.

                                            04:49 It was fun, right? and now who said: in reverse?

                                            Uhh actually no one, Mr. coach.

                                            Let's do it anyway, it'll be fun.

                                            5:05 Watch and learn, brother. I'll knock down that figurine so hard you won't even know what happened.

                                            Go, sister, go go.

                                            What?! I didn't hit it even if I aimed perfectly.

                                            It's a very picky game. Let's try the other one.

                                            It'll be a piece of cake... and we'll win the prize!

                                            Be careful!

                                            Interesting information; it seems like a normal rock, but I'm sure it's actually the stone "Rare Chameleon" and it only looks like a normal rock. It would be better to take it- ow! Oops.

                                            05:48 Melody, I think I'm in love. (this would be taken so out of context with this fandom)

                                            They're too beautiful to eat them.

                                            They'll live happily in our stomach.

                                            What was that? Mmmm chocolate!

                                            06:05 Are you ready? because the next number will leave your mouths agape.

                                            Applause please for Bella and Cedric!

                                            07:03 You were wonderful! that's what I call a wonderful show. Up next is; pet's got talent. So don't get up.

                                            07:13 It's heavy, I don't see too good... ,but let's try.

                                            07:25 How interesting; I'm skilled at this game.

                                            07:27 Are you kidding me.  (there's tons of generic sounding lines which could work better, but for some reason this dub doesn't use them)

                                            You know something? everything would be easier if we'd use the magic.

                                            And we won't cheat. A little magic never hurt anyone, right?

                                            Right. Let's win animal plush toys.

                                            07:39 You were wonderful, Bella. We need to celebrate. What do you think?

                                            07:55 It looks kinda weird.

                                            I think it's part of the show.

                                            And now the talent show. Please applauds for the first participant; Bijou.

                                            Please let me help you. Good luck, you'll need it.

                                            Let's do it, Bijou. Like at the rehearsals!?

                                            Bijou! what are you doing?

                                            08:33 I didn't expect this, now let's go to the next competitor, music please.

                                            But we rehearsed a thousand times. Stop!

                                            Don't panic. Please control your pets before-

                                            What got into them?

                                            (Battiwigs: All according to keikaku.)

                                            09:29 Look here, it's clear you're skilled at this game. Congratulations. I didn't win yet.

                                            If you exercise you'll succeed.

                                            09:50 Stop! come back!   ...   Oops. Ow! Sorry.

                                            10:01 Calm down, you don't have what to be afraid of. Let me grab my flute and-

                                            10:17 Aren't you enjoying this landscape, Bella?

                                            Um uh no everything is alright. I like it, thanks. The thing is I'm kinda afraid of heights.

                                            Come on hold my hoof, I'll protect you.

                                            10:34 What?! What's happening?

                                            I don't know, stay calm.

                                            In the name of Fantasia! what're you doing?

                                            Stop that! give it back!

                                            (Run)

                                            10:56 Bella we have to jump. Now.

                                            I can't! I'm too afraid.

                                            I know, but you must trust me. I told you I'll protect you. Please, come on.

                                            11:13 When I count to 3 we jump together. 1..2.. ugh!

                                            11:30 The festival this year is perfect. Exactly like this cupcake-of all the hooves!

                                            Don't worry! I'm here!

                                            13:37 I don't know how Rose trained you for this, but it's over. I caught you.

                                            I'm already tired after I got rid of that snake and now this? It's not possible, I implore you.

                                            I don't know what's going on with you. Huh?! I'm the worst master.

                                            Don't worry, Melody. I'll help you catch your squirrel. Come on Zam let's go.

                                            14:04 What chaos, but I'm happy at least you're feeling well. Don't ever change. Wing bump/bump the wing.

                                            14:14 What have I done.

                                            Sorry, out of the way. I want to catch the squirrel. Hah I caught you! Uh or maybe not. Hello there's no need to attack me, I'm super peaceful; love not war. Things like that you know.

                                            14:38 Fine, plan B. Help!

                                            14:44 You're a heroine, Rose.

                                            Oh please don't say that.

                                            But it's true. We thank you.

                                            Mrs. Sparkle did everything.

                                            You're too modest, Rose. But does someone know what happened to the pets? they were behaving weird.

                                            I know, Bijou never behaved like this before.

                                            Maybe everything went back to normal now.

                                            15:03 Yeah, let's think positively.

                                            15:15 It's a very energetic, squirrel, don't you think so, Zamie? Zamie?

                                            I haven't seen her in quite a while.

                                            Have you seen Zamie? This tall. Long red hair. Like me, but the female version. Have you seen her?

                                            (Lynn, that's not Will)

                                            Fabian: Sorry I was just trying to help.

                                            15:38 Ohh I don't understand anything. I was suppose to prove I'm the best, but-but look what chaos I caused because I cheated.

                                            15:45 Oh Battiwigs what are you going to do? I don't know. Great now I'm losing my mind and talking to myself.

                                            Heeeelp!

                                            That was Zamie, I'm coming now sister!

                                            15:58 I like all animals, really. Wanna hug?

                                            Zamie!

                                            You always appear in the brink of time, Zam. Now save me.

                                            Okay let's see. Here, snakey snakey snakey.

                                            It's not a cat. Please do something.

                                            oh no.

                                            We have to help her.

                                            Sister!

                                            Zam, stop. Every time the snake gets scared it strangles her even tighter.

                                            Then what could we do!?

                                            I can't resist any longer.

                                            Don't say that!

                                            16:53 C'mon c'mon where is it? where is it?

                                            (Run, run)

                                            I found it.

                                            17:04 I can't breathe.

                                            Please Zamie hang in there.

                                            17:22 It's working.

                                            Keep playing.

                                            17:46 Wow I didn't know Battiwigs can do that.

                                            I don't think any of us knew, Bella.

                                            18:01 Sister!

                                            Here you were, I hope you didn't cause problems. Hey, where are you going? Come here!

                                            18:17 That was amazing, Battiwigs.

                                            Good boy.

                                            I'm happy you're safe, Zamie. Now please excuse me, I wish to discuss with this mascot.

                                            18:46 I don't like what you did with the pets so you can win the talent show. But you behave like a hero to save Zamie. Still, to cheat to get what you want isn't good. We must fight for our goals, not all the problems in our life can be surpassed cheating, neither with magic. Now go. I think you need to ask for forgiveness from your friends.

                                            19:13 Ah, hello. Zamie do you feel well?

                                            So and so Mrs. Sparkle, but we have to tell you something.

                                            We heard what you said and...

                                            We cheated to win them all

                                            Please don't kick us out of the academy.

                                            I'm glad you told the truth, come with me.

                                            19:40 Don't worry about us, we're just fixing the stage about the pets destroyed it.

                                            Go in the backstage, the contest for pets starts in 5 minutes. We're starting over.

                                            And this time without cheating, agreed?

                                            Listen, I'm sorry for what I did, it was stupid. I didn't think things will go haywire like this. I wanted to prove everyone that I can win, but apparently I'm not even skilled at cheating. I just hope that things can go back to before I messed up. Please tell me what I have to do to be forgiven. (get the fuck out, rational isn't it?)

                                            20:26 That's how things are?!... if that's what you want you'll never see me again. I'm very sorry for what I did, goodbye.

                                            20:35 Friends, are you ready for- Battiwigs, what is it? Oh I understand, they didn't forgive you for what you did. (like a normal functioning being)

                                            Listen dears, everybody makes mistakes. (Oh boy time for talk no jutsu)

                                            Do you remember that time when you used the papers from that magical book to make a nest out of them?

                                            Or when you spread your web across the boarding school and we couldn't reach Mr. Florian's exam.

                                            Or when you two decided that the soup bowl will be a wonderful jacuzzi.

                                            Everybody deserves a second chance, don't you think? C'mon friends it's about Battiwigs. (does this imply he's worthy of pity?)

                                            (Jesus Christ voice-change no jutsu)

                                            22:15 What a wonderful festival we had, my dears. Besides the chaos and all the problems we've had, but I think everybody had fun.

                                            22:24 Evidently, Mrs. Sparkle.

                                            We also learned two important lessons; how to take care of friends and that it isn't good to cheat. We have to play fair and be honest with ourselves, plus I want to congratulate all the pets. Me and the jury members are convinced you have talent. Congratulations.

                                            22:49 I hope we'll all see each other for the next year's festival.

                                            22:58 We were amazing on this stage, we should celebrate. I'm certain Mr. Cookinton still has some cupcakes, let's go.

                                            Go, I'll come along soon, I just have to do something before. (Talk with Wranglum?) (Well that was lame, especially considering who he is)


                                            The most memorable part of this episode in my opinion was a filly getting strangled by a cobra and everyone just staring like retards.