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Copied from thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36598181/#q36675714
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Original author is Leaf
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*Reason this is posted here is because leaf doesn't bin this.*
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>You are Anonymous.
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>Lone human in this world of colorful little ponies.
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>It sounds nice, right?
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>Wrong.
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>It's fucking hell.
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>You live in a rundown little shack in Ponyville and work in Canterlot at the most boring bank ever.
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>The only place that would hire you.
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>So this means that Monday through Friday, you wake up at an ungodly hour and take a long train ride into the city to get your soul sucked out at a dead-end job that you hate.
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>And this morning, the train is more full than usual.
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>Ponies do their best to stay as far away from you as possible as you seethe internally in your little monkey suit with your briefcase laying on your lap.
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>Ponies don't really treat you bad, but they still seem to be wary of you for the most part.
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>And they never let you join in when they start singing some random song.
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>So you never offer help when some random monster or spirit comes to buttfuck Ponyville once a week.
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>Twilight Spergle and her friends can get fucked.
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>You look around the train car gloomily.
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>Ponies ignore you, focused on their business and whatever snacks they have to babble about.
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>These fucking ponies and their snacks...
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>Wait.
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>Your eyes lock onto a pony sitting across from you.
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>How did you not notice this one?
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>Right away, you can tell that she is younger.
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>Not a filly, but maybe more in her teenage years?
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>It looks like her mane has been straightened and has a dyed white portion on the bangs that hang over one of her eyes.
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>Her ears have several colorful piercings in them.
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>Around her neck is a choker necklace with the word 'Kitkat' embossed in gold lettering on it.
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>Is that her name, or her favorite snack?
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>All four of her legs are covered by bright neon blue and black stripped thigh-high socks.
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>She reminds you of those emo girls you used to go to school with back on Earth.
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>God, you missed those.
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>As you openly check her out, the emo pony reaches into her bag that's covered in various patches and pins.
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>She pulls out a large pair of headphones and a small music player of some sort.
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>Do ponies have emo music?
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>She places the headphones on her ears and starts fidgeting with her little music player.
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>You wonder what she's listening to...
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>Suddenly, she slides the headphones down around her neck and turns the ear muff portions to face outward.
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>With a press of a button, music starts blasting out of the headphones, filling the silent train car and making every pony turn to stare at emo pony.
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>What the fuck?
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>You stare at the 'emo' pony, dumbfounded.
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>She turns her reddish eyes up to you and meets your gaze.
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>A grin spreads across her face.
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>She holds up her two front legs, one pointing away toward the roof of the cart and the other held across her body.
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>It seems like time slows as she dips her head down.
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>Did she just...
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>Did she really just dab on your ass?
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>"Canterlot south station!" The porter calls out over the sound of 'emo' pony's loud ass rap music.
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>The train comes to a stop and 'emo' pony hops up from her seat.
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>The door opens and she makes her way out, taking her loud tunes along with her.
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>Your eyes are drawn to her flanks.
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"Shieeeeee-"
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>There is not enough fabric in the world to hold all of that ass.
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>What the hell?
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>Her butt absolutely mogs on any pony you've ever seen in Equestria.
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>Even Celestia.
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>You gulp and stare, entranced as her cheeks bounce and jiggle while she steps off the train.
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>Do you...
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>Do you follow her?
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>This isn't your stop.
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>Canterlot north station is near work, but...
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>Fuck work.
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>Dat ass.
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>The door closes and you get your last glimpse of 'emo' pony's glorious cheeks.
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>The train starts rolling again.
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>You let out a sigh and consign yourself to hiding your erection under your briefcase in silent frustration.
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>This world sucks.
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>And it's fucking Monday.
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>As you are carried to the hell you call work, you spend the rest of the trip fantasizing about that 'emo' pony sitting on your face.
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"Yeah I love them strippers..."
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>Shit.
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>That's going to be stuck in your head all day long.
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>"Just go talk to him, Eri! What could go wrong?"
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>What could go wrong?
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>You give Deep Rest a flat look.
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"What could go wrong? What could go wrong?!"
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>Your friend sighs and flicks her tail.
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>"Save the dramatics for your mirror, Eri. I'm just saying that you should go talk to him and break the ice. It's not hard once you get going."
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>Easy to say, not so easily done.
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"You know how I get with boys..."
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>Deep Rest chuckles and looks up, as if lost in a fond memory.
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>"Haha... Remember that time you tried to buy some snacks at that store-"
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"Shut up right now!"
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>"And there was that cute unicorn cashier-"
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"I will cut you, I swear..."
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>"And then when he asked you if you found everything you were looking for-"
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"STOP."
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>"HAHAHAHA AND THEN YOU THREW UP ALL OVER THE COUNTER!"
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>You push your friend away from you and glare back at the object of your affection.
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>As Deep Rest wipes fake tears from her eyes, you watch the most wonderful creature to ever grace this world bend over to pick up the football he's been throwing with his friends.
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>"Oh?~" Deep Rest is suddenly at your side again, staring at Anon's ass.
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>His glorious ass.
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>Both of your tails lift in interest.
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>"That's tight."
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"So tight..."
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>Anon stands back up and takes off running across the park toward his stallion friends.
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>Deep Rest pushes you suddenly and you're snapped out of your perverted thoughts.
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>"Go. Talk. To. Him. Eri."
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>You shake your head.
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"No. I'm only going to make an idiot of myself! Again."
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>She sighs and kicks at the ground, "Yeah, I suppose it's better to stay over here, peeping like some creepy freaks from the shade."
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"The sun sucks..."
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>"You're going to regret this when Anon ends up with some other mare."
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>You cast a deeply concerned look upon your friend.
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"Other mare?"
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>She nods gravely.
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>"Yesterday, I saw Anon talking to Rainbow Dash."
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"R-Really?"
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>"Yeah. Do you want to know how high her tail was raised when she was talking to him?"
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"... How high?"
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>"This high-"
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>Deep Rest turns around and flips her tail up, exposing everything to you.
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"Put that roast beef away, please."
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>She turns back around and chuckles, "For real though. She did one of those rainboom things for him and he seemed really impressed."
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>Your jaw clenches.
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>Rainbow Dash...
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"That cun-"
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>"HEADS UP!"
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>You flinch as a football lands right near your hoof.
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>Anonymous comes jogging up and you resist the urge to buck and scream in fear.
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>"Sorry about that!"
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>The human trots over to you and stops, looking down at you with an apologetic smile, "Lost control of that one."
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>You can only stare up at him with wide eyes.
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>Deep Rest nudges you and you snap back to reality.
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>Anon tilts his head and points at the ground, "Can I get my ball back from you?"
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>In your mind, you're peeling off all of those infuriatingly teasing clothes he wears piece by piece.
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"Your... Balls?"
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>Anon nods, "Yeah, it's right there by your hoof?"
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>Looking down, you gaze like a dumbass at the football laying in the grass.
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>Now your face is more pink than your mane dye.
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>You lamely pick up the ball and offer it up to the human.
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>He flashes you his million bit smile.
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>"Thanks, Miss Eri."
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>He knows your name?!"
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>You open your mouth-
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>And vomit into the grass.
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>In some twist of fate, Anon has already turned and gone running back to his friends before you upchucked your mother's spaghetti all over the park.
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>Deep Rest falls to the ground, giggling like a drunk monkey.
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>You wipe your mouth and spit near where she's rolling.
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"I don't even know why I hang out with you anymore..."
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>Deep Rest beams up at you from the grass.
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>"Oh, Miss Eri... I don't know why everypony doesn't hang out with you. You're hilarious!"
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>You snort and start walking away from the puddle of sick.
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"Because I'm a cringey loser."
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>Deep Rest gets up and starts walking behind you.
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>"I think a certain human doesn't believe that. Look..."
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>Stopping in your tracks, you twirl around and look back to where Anon and his friends are playing.
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>And catch him staring at you.
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>He smiles and waves.
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>"Heads up, bro!"
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>The football bounces off of Anon's head and his arms go flailing.
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>Deep Rest giggles beside you, "How adorable..."
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>Anon looks back to you in embarrassment.
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>You flush and wave back to him.
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>Maybe life could seem bright sometimes?
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>Anon bends over to pick up the football again, giving you an encore view of the toned mounds of human delight.
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>Both you and Deep Rest start the tail raising once again.
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"Life's alright, I guess."
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>"Mhmm..."
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~~~
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Miss Eri loves how Miss Eri loves.
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