Worldbuilding Ideas Compilation (2024/02/17)

You can Ctrl+F to the relevant section by using the SecNr.

 

Sec01 (Equestria General)

Sec02 (EqG General)

Sec03 (Reverse Gender Roles Equestria/EqG)

Sec04 (Reverse Gender Roles Equestria)

Sec05 (Reverse Gender Roles EqG)

Sec06 (Kinderquestria)

Sec07 (Too Whimsical & Anon)

 

 

 

Many of the entries are from the RGRE prompt bin (https://ponepaste.org/1046).

References to Anon have mostly been removed, since the whole point of him as a character is usually that he is different from everyone else and upsets the status quo. Some still mention him when he is interchangeable with a pony.

Ideas that work as either NGR or RGR are in General, just reverse the pronouns where appropriate.

I have taken the liberty of editing posts based on whim and fancy.

 

 

 

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Sec01 (Equestria General)

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---Expressions---

a herd/band/flock (pegasus)

 

Skies above!

Celestia’s tuft!

Nightmare's frozen teats!

Luna's dock!

Tirek's balls!

Thornybushes!

Candy wrap!

Crabapples!

Horseapples!

 

a nice mare, not some trixie

herdwrecker

Busy-barrel

nag

wink hole / winker / winky (vag)

tail raiser (skank)

Feed two birds with one scone

some rich flankhole

a nest-load of bits

I'm just rustling your feathers.

smug as oats in honey

a foalproof plan

You slept with a colt outside herdlock!

Oh, speak of the mare in the moon

I bet hay to horseapples

to see you share my barn-name

the dragon in the room

happy as an apple in a tree

nervous as an apple during pie season

when you roam (when in Rome)

that sun-scorned

tartarus-blasted

an ear-folding screech

horseradish (bullshit)

tailhole

go pluck yourself (pegasi)

that shameless tribe jumper

my dock! (my ass)

 

her collection of trashy saddle rippers

drinking the tomato sauce/juice

manure-eating grin

 

horse

 

bonehead, hex head (unicorn)

featherbrain, wing ding (pegasus)

mudpony, dirt pony (earth pony)

 

mundanes (non-unicorns)

groundponies, crawlers (non-pegasi)

eaters (non-earth ponies)

 

 

 

Is ‘lame’ a serious insult in Equestria? It had bad connotations with horses back on Earth, but how would that translate here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Socks are, of course, very lewd

 

 

 

polluting the thing with their lust too much

 

 

 

But because Luna fell from grace, Trixie's family, the Lulamoon's, lost all social status with the other nobles because of their connection to her. Now the family, what's left of it, is almost totally broke, and that's part of why Trixie is living in wagon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Likewise fillies that come into season during the school year will temporarily be segregated from colts until the heat passes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

salt is illegal because it's addictive in high concentrations, because it tastes really good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"What do you mean, the world is round? That makes no sense, Anon."

"If Equestria was round, how would Nightmare Moon have created eternal night? Everypony would just move to the side with the sunlight."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

each batpony has a fruit tree either they or their family has grown.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cadence has made it EXTREMELY clear that she's keeping Shining all to herself (she moved to a thousand-years-behind-the-times empire specifically to escape the social backlash of royalty keeping a 9.5/10 stallion of noble birth all to herself).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"If you wanted to get your sister in on this, all you had to do was ask."

"You're not dying. A few weeks, two months at the most, and you'll be back on your hooves."

 

 

 

Soarin had to work his way up the military into the Wonderbolts, while some braindead fanfilly mare is admitted because she "has talent" and is a "national hero".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a tongue bath, something usually reserved for unruly or spastic children.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

an alicorn controlling the sun is better than sacrificing half a dozen unicorn's worth of magic at the very legitimate problem on a daily basis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

leading to interesting herd dynamics/drama if her and her mother are both accepted by the stallion

 

 

 

 

 

 

you offer to stay behind after closing to help clean up the extra stains on the floor that are common this time of year

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"What?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just like that week in Spring where she sends me to live with Auntie Orange

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Tuft Shampoo and Conditioner," he reads. "Guaranteed 20% volume and softness to your tuft, with added scents to drive stallions wild."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The key to becoming an alicorn is to reach the pinnacle of your cutie mark’s field. TS creating new magic, Celly actually moving the freaking sun on her own etc.

Yes, that means you could theoretically become an alicorn by creating the perfect manecut or performing a perfect instance of sewer maintenance, cutie mark permitting.

 

 

 

the Night court

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She had a cutie mark, but hadn't hit her first estrus yet. Both are required to be a legal adult.

 

 

 

 

 

 

the poor scaleless younglings. They usually die very early.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gross, greasy places like her leg-pits, under her tail, and the depths of her tuft.

 

 

 

might tip the scales and disrupt the monopoly on power Equestria has, something Celestia cannot allow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a glowing egg containing a changeling nymph.

 

 

 

And that’s why Diabetes isn’t a thing in Equestria, their sugar and Earth sugar are different, because magic.

They'd have a similar but much easier to deal with problem of magic overload, which would likely be a sugar rush on steroids or Pinkie's average Tuesday.

 

A decrease in mental faculties that leads to an outright loss of sapience. The loss is relatively steady until it reaches a certain point, at which critical loss occurs and magic just cannot be sustained by the pony body. Magic was instrumental in the initial evolution of ponies from sentient herd animals to sapient beings with complex social structures and abstract thinking. The loss of this, even in fully evolved ponies, causes ponies to temporarily revert to their less evolved state.

 

 

 

Ponies need sugar to function.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Earthponies:

 

Unicorns:

 

Pegasi:

 

 

 

Unicorns:

 

Earth Ponies:

 

 

 

when a male pony smells mares in heat, his testosterone will increase slightly in preparation

 

how estrogen levels skyrocket in mares as they enter heat

 

 

 

 

 

 

“And we need to get you a proper pegasus pack. Regular ones really mess with the wings.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other nations fear magic's control of the sun and moon, and I made an agreement long ago that the days and nights will stay normal in order to appease them. They also made their own pact with each other, and if the sun failed to rise everyone would bring their armies to 'fix' the issue.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Luna's talent is dreamwalking, not 'the moon'.

 

The moon is actually relatively easy to move, compared to the sun. That's why Celly could manage both for so long.

 

What if 'eternal night' wasn't even NMM's goal? It was just a lie she made up because she knew she wouldn't be able to control the sun after she took power, and she didn't want to look weak. The real reason was some legitimate political or moral disagreement between the sisters.

 

 

 

How can furniture stay up in cloud houses, anyway? Is it all custom-made?

Would have to be careful not to drop anything then, unless the floor was also a solid, cloudwalk-enchanted material.

 

 

 

"So the 'Doe' in ‘John Doe’ is like ‘the House of Winterspring’? Like a noble lineage, but you say all humans have them?"

 

 

 

Don't you know that Royal Guards have their Marks spell bleached out while in service to help make for a uniform army. It takes a while to come back, and given he's still in the White and Blue, his mane and coat haven't returned yet either meaning he's probably a week or two out at most.

 

 

 

The royal guard helmets carry a color shifting enchantment to turn fur white, mane and tail blue, and hide the butt mark. This serves as a uniform of sorts.

 

What about Shining? Did he naturally match the guard colors by chance, or is the color scheme actually based on who's in charge at the time (to show that they wield his authority)?

 

Each individual helmet has a clearly visible ID code on it for accountability reasons?

‘Iron-12-26’

 

 

 

Losing a leg is one of the worst things that can happen to a pony. Not just because of the disability itself, but because of the strong instincts it awakens in everyone else.

Deep in the ancient horsebrain region, a crippled pony is considered dead weight to be abandoned.

Casual acquaintances cut ties almost immediately, but even close friendships deteriorate to nothing over the course of months, rarely years. Modern sensibilities mitigate ancient urges, and the community makes sure the cripple in question is still housed and fed, but that's about it. They invest no emotional energy or further resources in the maimed, and even obtaining proper medical care can be difficult (although the doctors would never admit their bias, even to themselves).

There is no mockery or cruelty, just pity at best or soul-crushing indifference at worst.

 

Such ponies sometimes try to get together with others in their condition to form support groups. A sort of faux-herd. This is rare, and rarely successful. Though far more sympathetic (not to mention desperate) because of their shared affliction, crippled ponies are still subject to all the same instincts.

Being surrounded by ponies your instincts are screaming at you are worthless, and knowing that that’s where you belong, is even worse than being alone.

 

This explains the panic ponies feel when they have broken limbs or are otherwise temporarily indisposed. Even if they know for a fact that they'll recover, they can see something in their friends eyes already. Something terrifying.

 

If you asked a pony what she'd do if her best friend lost a limb, she would no doubt tell you that their friendship was special, strong enough to weather anything.

 

What happens if limb loss occurs to a pony who is part of a herd? How do her herdmates react?

If she’s kicked out, what about her foals?

What if it's the stallion?

 

Does the specific limb lost matter? Could a unicorn with a missing leg still find a place among unicorns? Or perhaps a unicorn with a lost horn might not be completely shunned by earth ponies?

That would make the premise less angsty, so no. Keep the focus on legs.

 

 

 

Some stallions grow an excess of fur around their muzzle. This is especially common in elderly ones.

The ones so afflicted usually either trim it to be unnoticeable, or style it and dye it a different color from their fur.

 

 

 

Rarity has a counterclockwise horn spiral.

She tries not to let it bother her.

 

 

 

Changelings are genderless, except for the queens. A new changeling queen can only be born from the true, honest love between a queen and a male (of any sapient species).

 

Or maybe true love is what triggers the transformation from drone to queen.

 

Can queens spawn new ‘lings without a partner?

 

 

 

 

If we're talking real horsies, it's actually the opposite of that. Even as omnivores which leaves us at the halfway mark, most herbivores have twice as much taste receptors as we do. Pones would think Anon was part dragon if he put more than a pinch of pepper in his food, god forbid he loads it with chili peppers. Anon would be forced to have to make two separate dishes to be able to taste anything.

 

That hot sauce could have been fucking nothing, maybe apple cider vinegar, salt. sugar and a little bit of spice. And horses would be able to taste much more than just the sugar in what they're eating which is why it applies so well there.

Horses and other herbivores are able to taste individual toxins in every plant they eat as well as more things we can't even fathom being tastebudlets that can only taste 5 different flavors. The only toxin we're able to pick up at all is if something is spicy or not and we're one of two animals that actively seek out capsaicin and happily eat it. Their cakes and things would have a plethora of contrasting flavors for them where as to a human it might as well be a block of sugar with different textures. Great for them but unappealing to us unless we were 5 years old.

Herbivores are also especially sensitive to salt because it's harder to come by for them and they need to be able to detect it in other things since meat is off the table. They wouldn't find too much salt outright disgusting, she might even enjoy a salt and mineral block by itself for health reasons, but it will easily overpower the other flavors in the dish and throw any kind of balance in flavor you wanted out of wack. Your mare might outright add way more sugar to a dish you make to mask some of the saltiness.

 

 

 

The child of a mare will call its mother "mom" and the other herdmares "aunt".

 

What about their mom's blood siblings?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ponies can’t into lucid dreaming, at least not without Luna’s help?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rainbow Dash is an absolute garbage flight teacher.

See, the thing is, Dash has never actually needed to "learn" how to fly, because she's always been brimming with natural talent. Basically, flying has always been second nature to her.

So when Scootaloo comes along, and is on the opposite end of that talent spectrum, Dash doesn't actually know how to teach her because what she did to fly isn't working for the filly. She tells Scootaloo to try as hard as she can and flap like crazy because that's what she did to take off as a filly, and it worked fine.

 

 

 

Alright lads, I have autistic worldbuilding questions for you. That being how do you think marriages work, specifically proposing? The obvious answer is Pegasi give their coltfriend one of their primary feathers. But what about the other tribes? Imagine if you will, an earth pony...

 

 

 

 

 

 

earth ponies propose by asking everyone to bring an ingredient to dinner and making soup to show compatibility

 

 

 

Planet Hearth

 

 

 

“Maybe when her heat is over and her mind is clear, we can get consent for next time, but right now, it wouldn't be right to ask.”

 

 

 

I've always liked the idea of RGRE Night Light having a herd where Twilight Velvet is his head mare and Twilight Sparkle and the others are all half sisters, or "herd" sisters if you will.

Shining is her only fullblooded sibling she has and that's why she's closest with him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would a pegasus wife teach her herdsisters how to properly preen pegasi wings as well, or just the pegasi foals?

 

 

 

Now it's time for our city to either gain an actual upstanding taxpaying citizen, a leech of taxbits paid by other citizens, or some free convicted labor.”

 

 

 

Mare-in-heat on stallion is simple. Did he consent or not.

Stallion on mare-in-heat is a lot more complex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A pegasus usually hovers just outside the reach of a regular earth pony. It's a natural instinctive reaction.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“What?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

even the palace’s smaller rooms are so much taller than normal because her horn would lodge in the ceiling of a usual eight or nine foot clearance of a typical domestic floorplan if she reared back.

 

 

 

the love of a deep friendship, or the love of family ties. There is a form of love in fundamental, unconditional respect. There’s the love of altruistic bonding, and the love of working in harmony for common aims. Any will do between the mares of your herd.”

 

 

 

Her Majesty, Celestia/Luna

Her Imperial Highness, Cadance

Her Highness, Twilight Sparkle

 

 

 

 

 

 

Celly:

”I used to indulge in a self-satisfying selflessness. If I wasn’t sure on a course of action, where both choices were exactly equal, I’d often pick the option I didn’t want. To prove to myself I had that will, that I could make decisions with no regard to my own interests.”

 

 

 

wheatloaf

 

 

 

“Dreams take magic to make?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“...Did that just appear from sunlight?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Sometimes scrying can be detected, but it’d have to be someone with exceedingly sensitive magic to be aware of it.”

 

 

 

“You would think. Instead what would happen what happened to Star Swirl the Bearded, supreme cosmic power at the cost of his youth and vigor. Princess Celestia had me research it when I had asked about gaining more power when I was younger, I had thought that if a unicorn had enough magic they’d naturally ascend. The most I could pick up was that he had too much magic and not enough of a missing element, some form of grounding material to keep the magic contained, it was leaking out of his body tearing it apart from the inside.”

 

 

 

she had been one of the few ponies to have been able to move the sun after Discord had meddled with the natural flow of things.

 

 

 

“Journey?”

 

 

 

fillies love your peanut butter celery sticks with raisins on them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I knew you would be coming along in your own time. I always have room in my schedule for my most dedicated pupil.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Of course, darling. Communal bathing is very important to us ponies," you said. "Earth ponies more so than unicorns or pegasi, since their lack of appendages and magic makes cleaning their entire bodies difficult, but I can assure you that it's still done with us unicorns."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nopony has that much pure gold outside of the royal treasury.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"No! You're clearly affected by my season, it'd effectively be rape!"

"See! You're attributing my scent to something you find pleasant, this is practically a textbook example!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Break a leg!"

"I want you to be an utter liability and abandoned by everyone"

 

 

 

There are no doubt shrines to Celestia and Luna dotted around, but they're more than likely "We love you this much." ornaments / symbols of comfort rather than an aid for worship.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is there a special connection between the families of different herd members, not a single herd

Like, could Night Light ever expect a visit from Rainbow's dad if their daughters ended up in the same herd, and would it be more than a basic "hey I exist"?

 

 

 

I mean, look at this poor bastard: Daveport was clearly meant to be a psychiatrist/therapist, but he interpreted his cutie mark too literally and now he sells sofas and quills.

 

 

 

The solstices must wreak havoc with their sleeping. Like, Celestia actually gets less sleep during the summer because the day is longer, and Luna gets to sleep in. Around the Winter solstice, though, Luna has to stay up longer and gets more tired.

The Equinox is their favorite time of the year because they both get enough sleep and can spend time together without one of them nodding off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup. Herd beds are designed to resembles nests, and are slightly bowl-shaped as well. Mares, covered with fur, generate enough head to keep themselves (and everyone else in the snuggle/fuggle pile) warm. The only time a blanket is added is during the winter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pegasi decorate themselves with feathers during mating season.

 

 

 

Don't you mean 'You're not my real mom!'? Speaking of which is that a common line when a belligerent foal's herdmother tries to tell them what to do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

gryphons

"I hold the record for longest time flying in the Abysmal Abyss in my class back home."

"A ravine that has really brutal rushing winds all the time. We'd dive in and see how long we could keep from hitting a wall before pulling out."

 

 

 

"Mollies,"

 

 

That's basically what larger irl heards are. Ones that have 25+ horses. Communes with a couple "bands."

Which tribe do you guys think would do this more? My vote goes to earth ponies since they didn't have a lot if environmental cover like the cloud dwelling pegasai or the mountain dwelling unicorns. They actually need the security in numbers. Appleoosa could be one giant ‘herd’. Pegasi would be a close second because they could easily expand on cloud nests by pushing more clouds together, something that can be done in seconds for them. I like the idea of them merging houses to have clusterfuck hive looking nests.

 

 

 

That would be a regency, which is already far better than the retirement shit. Nothing wrong with taking a little vacation every now and then.

In fact, "Regent of Equestria" sounds like a nice title for Twilight.

 

I like the regent thing. You have to understand, however, that a lot of the show as the writers intended is was changed in on executive board meetings to better for the show's target demographic understanding.

Prince Blueblood was originally intended to be Count Blueblood, but execs wanted it changed because they didn't think a lot of children would know the difference between a prince and a count, or what a count even is. Similarly, children would have a better understanding of what retirement means rather than an abdication, so even if the writers might've pitched it as Celestia abdicating the throne to Twilight it would've probably ended up being changed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even then, it was enough to make her slightly irrational.

 

 

 

horses sweat almost as much as we do, though it comes out more frothy to get around the coat that gets water proof as it gets more oily

 

 

 

The Sparkles have never been known for their rationality or their mental stability, easily going off the deep end when push comes to shove. This is also why each of these mares have the same theme of names: Celestial. It's also why Twilight and Sunset basically have the same name; Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer. Pull out a thesaurus and they pretty much mean the same thing.

 

And of course, the Sparkle habit of not fucking talking about it means that Twilight never knew that she had half-siblings all over Canterlot, so she's kinda baffled why so many mares dislike her as soon as they meet her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

If hunting down and capture/trap your mate is (part of) the pegasi traditional way of courting, what is the other tribes ways/techniques?

Do earth pone mares straight up challenge the stallion to a wrestling match for the right of be his first/alpha?

Do unicorns go for a contest of wits, or just plain magic/spells display?

 

 

 

What's the alternative? If a stallion doesn't have the stamina to have sex with multiple mares in one night, which even if you aren't using the human>stallion stamina angle, would be a challenge, how else do you ensure they all get equal sexual intimacy? It's not like the stallion would be playing favorites, it would be like a routine schedule.

How would you do it, assuming you aren't a sex-god and can only fully satisfy one mare a night?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Their society is barely past Victorian-era technology (excluding later seasons that totally break the atmosphere with Manehattan)

 

 

 

The problem with the whole playing nice shtick is showcased in S9 when you get a dumbass in power who upsets your careful orchestra by trying to integrate the violent savages into your society because she believes your propaganda.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, ponies' standard color scheme is really bright and pastel, right? Is a pony that's a bunch of dull colors really really rare? Is Pinkie the normal one, and the rest of her family are odd?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fun fact: Horses only need about 2-3 hours of sleep per 24 hours, half of which is in 15 minute naps throughout the day while standing, the other half laying down for REM sleep.

 

 

Most predators are pretty sedentary for countless hours of the day in their perspective, full on carnivores sleep even longer. Your sexual stamina is going to come at a price. Your mares would also think it weird that you can take your daily caloric intake in one sitting and be completely healthy, whereas they have to portion and vary their meals out so they're not at risk for ulcers and colic.

 

You'll have your work cut out for you as a house husband, having to pack so many meals and having foals and wives that are active way more hours of the day. Luckily, for most of them you can just pack dried hay. Just make sure your foals aren't nuzzling the stems away for the good bits that fall to the bottom.

 

 

 

 

Herbivores also have really bad eye adjustment. Where as our eyes can adjust to the dark or light within 2 minutes, they take about 30 minutes. Mares would have to get their human to be more careful with switching the lights on and off, and if you really wanted to be a dick, turning the lights on and off would effectively near blind your entire herd.

 

 

 

Ponies are rather distant from horses, anatomically speaking, but they're still equine, and still have important, non-obvious equine features.

 

They have a horse-style spleen, which is hollow, with a reservoir that normally holds a huge blob of preoxygenated red blood cells and a big emergency reserve of glucose, ready to dump into their bloodstreams as part of their fight-or-flight response, or in response to mild fatigue. Even the unicorns, least physically impressive of the pony races, can run for hours, and they can be restless, with an instinctive need to exercise or otherwise exert themselves--the magically gifted ones can also tap these reserves while casting complex high-energy spells--to keep emptying and refilling the spleen with fresh new red blood cells.

 

A human can live without a spleen, and sometimes a human's spleen must be surgically removed after severe traumatic injuries to halt a hemorrhage. Ponies, like horses, can live without their spleens also--but without it they're basically crippled for the rest of their lives, and even magic is no substitute. They can only run short distances, which to ponies is as horrifying as losing limbs or being paralyzed.

 

 

 

Pegasi--and alicorns, of course--have highly complex skeletons. They have two separate clavicles AND a furcula. The sternum is massive because it must serve as an anchor point for the flight muscles in the forward half of the torso, and resembles a bird's carina, or keelbone, much more than a horse sternum.

 

Pegasi have six limbs, rather than the normal four of vertebrates, and they have extra ganglia in their upper backs that route and process control signals and data for the wings. The torso musculature is equally complex, and all major muscles in the front half are duplicated, the inner set for the forelimbs for walking, the outer layer for the wings.

 

A pegasus's bones are hollow, like a bird's, to reduce weight.

 

A pegasus could not fly at all without magic--the wing loading is just too high for mere flesh and blood muscles to get them off the ground--but it is, for them, still very intense cardiovascular exertion to fly at non-trivial speeds, as opposed to the adorable hover we see Fluttershy doing so often. High speed flight for long distances requires a high level of physical fitness, over and above skill at the physical and magical techniques involved. Rainbow Dash, and those on her level like the Wonderbolts, would be Olympic-level marathon runners if they were human.

 

This is also calorie-intensive. "Twiggie Piggie"'s love of hayburgers is the topic of gentle ribbing from her friends, whom Rainbow Dash has made a point of never letting watch her eat--she's an enthusiastic, and messy, little living garbage disposal, though she eats a lot of the local equivalents of health foods and protein smoothies.

 

 

 

Unicorns have a distinctive build and tend to be slender and petite when compared to other pony races, especially Earth Ponies. Unicorns and Pegasi tend to be ectomorphs, where Earth Ponies are generally mesomorphs. Usually they are petite, though there is a wider range of heights among them than other builds. When you see a tall, lanky pony, you're almost always looking at a unicorn. Or a chubby pony, though the endomorphic build is uncommon among ponies as a whole.

 

Unicorns don't have the magically enhanced strength of Earth Ponies, or the endurance of Pegasi. Of all Pony races, they are the most prone to obesity. Their gift is magic, focused, controlled, and emitted through the horn.

 

A unicorn's horn is a complex multilayered structure. At a very gross approximation, it is more like a tooth than anything else. It has a root that is anchored to bone with mineral-dense cementum tissue, it has layers of dentine and enamel that are chemically identical to the dentine and enamel in the same unicorn's teeth, but there is more. The exterior of the horn is covered in a protective layer of tough, dense, magically conductive keratin, which grows from the bottom and occasionally needs to be filed or trimmed a bit for neatness.

 

The exact sizes and shapes of unicorn horns can vary. Some are straight and some are curved. Some are even crooked, though that is more often found in the baseline form of Changelings. Spiral grooves on the exterior have long been perceived as a sign of magical potency, and it has been scientifically determined that the spiral grooves in the thaumically conductive keratin act as thaumic waveguides. However, some unicorns have horns that have a keratin layer that appears externally smooth but contain complex structures on the inner side facing the dentine layer that act as resonant cavities, passive amplifiers, and other focusing elements.

 

Likewise, horn length was for many years considered to be a sign of magical potency, but it has been discovered that the internal volume of the horn is at least as important, and other factors can outweigh this, such as the individual's intelligence, willpower, overall health--some magic is as strenuous as any physical activity, and unicorns in poor health often find that their magic suffers also.

 

The biggest difference between a unicorn's horn and a tooth, however, is the center. The center of a mammalian tooth contains living "pulp" tissue, blood vessels, and nerves. A unicorn's horn is hollow from base to tip, and there is even a circular foramen, a round hole through the skull, directly beneath it. The center of the horn contains the cornual funiculus, a massive, complex, dense bundle of magically conductive nerve tissue running from beneath its base almost to its point. The nerve tissue includes several unique types of nerve cell found nowhere else in the body. The cornual funiculus is an order of magnitude more complex than the spinal cord and all aspects of its structure and function are still not perfectly understood.

 

Beneath the horn is a compact bundle of nerve tissue, the cornual plexus, connecting it to a structure unique to the unicorn brain, the medulla oblata, which connects the horn to the cerebellum.

 

The horn is a complex structure, and it has been known since time out of mind that a unicorn with an injured horn usually cannot use much, if any, magic, ever after, and will be incapable of the more complex thaumic manipulations commonly called "spells," just as an individual with a damaged spinal cord will suffer great difficulty in moving parts of the body below the injury.

 

Modern medicine has made great strides in recent generations but one of the things it still cannot do, at least not reliably and repeatably, is repair damage to the cornual funiculus, any more than it is possible to make surgical repairs to the spinal cord, at least with any expectation of success. Horn damage remains very difficult to treat. The nerve tissues within are very vulnerable to infection if the multiple layers of exterior protection are breached, and the damage to cornual nerves tends to lead not only to loss of magical ability but also to a lifetime of chronic pain that can be very difficult to treat. Healing spells are not capable of stimulating regrowth of the cornual nerves either, for reasons not fully understood. Some researchers speculate that the magically conductive nature of that nerve tissue causes healing magic to pass through the intended points and go to regions where it is not needed, sometimes a centimeter or more away--and in cases of this kind of nerve injury, the required precision is microscopic. Just as with spinal injury, each nerve fiber must reconnect with the same one from which it was severed by the damage. Otherwise signal interference can lead to crippling or fatal magical signal feedback when the patient attempts to use magic afterwards.

 

 

 

 

“You said teleportation, yes? How does such magic work?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Suited for success, Spike is the one who arranged for Hoity Troity to come down to Ponyville for a private fashion show.

Think there are a couple other instances of this sprinkled around but that's one that instantly springs to mind.

With the later reveal that dragons instinctively build hoards, a somewhat obscure headcanon was that Spike, raised in the highly social environment of Canterlot and being Twilight’s assistant (handling the logistical/formal side of things related to "Princess' personal student" that she'd neglect in favour of study) came to see connections / social status as valuable.

Ergo, his 'horde' was basically knowing everyone important in Canterlot.

 

Spike was gone during Look Before You Sleep because he was off in Canterlot on 'royal business'.

 

 

 

Personally I'm inclined to favor Faust's headcanon that Celestia raised Spike, not Twilight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is a Kirin mare giving you one of their scales, or even a garment made from their scales in the case of multiple Kirin, the same as a Pegasus mare giving you a primary feather?

 

 

 

It always puzzled you why self-levitation was so much harder than regular levitation.

 

 

 

Maybe they have some instincts like when the mother feels threatened she rolls up like an armadillo and bust into flames, to protect the foal.

Or maybe the foal absorbs heat magic from the mother while in the womb to develop or something, so the mother is not really able to burst into flames or even keep herself warm in winter... which makes pregnant kirins a lot more cuddly. (The father also starts to idly radiate heat to aid the mother)

 

 

 

The leader of the Kirin sits on a wooden throne

 

Clothes would also be taken differently amongst kirin, it being a sign that you're not only level headed enough to prevent ruining it all, but also trust that your current company won’t get mad enough to burn your stuff.

Alternatively, it could be a sign of wealth, saying you don’t care if some things burn but you have more.

 

 

 

As varied as the pony coloration was, there was an even wider range of textures. Applejack's short coat reminded you of suede, Rainbow Dash's bristly fuzz felt almost like astroturf. Rarity felt like silk, of course, but surprisingly Pinkie Pie wasn't sticky - no, she felt almost like a rubber balloon. You are always worried that she's making your hair stand on end when you touch her. Fluttershy's coat felt the most like animal fur, the soft fuzz of a baby kitten. As for Twilight Sparkle... velvet. Soft and warm.

 

 

 

Possible reasons why C & L call themselves princesses instead of queens:

Still hoping their parents, the king and queen, will return some day.

There can only be one queen, and they don’t want the title to cause conflict between them.

The titles have a lot of baggage from some historical event. They are basically synonymous with ‘tyrant’ now.

 

 

 

A few of the pegasi and earth ponies in the lab began to stifle giggles, much to the indignation of the present unicorns. The running joke that the horn was an erogenous zone for unicorns apparently not losing its comedic effect even so many years after unification.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They also run overnight mail. Memorize the letters and dream of them to another walker across Equestria, who transcribe them and leave for the local derpi last mile.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mares attempting to combine their personal displays and tribe's traditional displays is also very interesting to me. I could see Applejack and Twilight working together to weave her part of the gift with tons of runes and whatnot embedded in it, while Rarity sews a shirt around it, using it as the collar.

 

 

 

her mother's advice about herding, "Cuddle and Compromise"

 

 

 

"All it takes is one pony I don’t feel that chemistry with and everything falls apart for everyone. What if they kick her out because they’re afraid of that? What if they don’t and the mare thinks it’s all her fault when things aren’t working?"

 

 

 

Her hooves are definitely too soft. Have you seen her try and buck anything except a cloud? She grimaces every time because it *hurts* her.

 

 

 

Frankly, as Equestria seems to have bypassed the social damage of the industrial revolution, I'd expect the typical pony workweek to be under 30 hours. Applejack, Big Mac, and Rarity being exceptions because they each do the work of several ponies due to their personalities and circumstances.

 

 

 

Considering not all mares joins the herd at the same time, do they just use the date the herd's first formed as the anniversary date?

 

 

 

Maybe the weather schedule is part of a larger orchestrated system in which the climate is carefully managed.

Using weather in warfare, especially for long term oppressive conditions, mucks up the larger system, resulting in uncontrolled storms and such in other areas. So while it is a tactic Equestria can use, alternatives are generally preferable.

 

 

 

"How many is too many" depends on the stallion, as well as each mare, but success rates of relationships statistically are ideal at 2-3 mares, dip down just a little with 4, drop a moderate amount by 5, and plummet from 6 and up. Double-digit herds (1 male 9 or more females) or higher is considered entirely infeasible

 

 

 

 

 

 

the idea is more nuanced than being in a romantic relationship with more than one mare, and its more like a family unit.

Think it used pinkie and the cakes as an example, saying she was part of their herd but there was no implication or expectation towards being intimate with them.

Kind of like being adopted into the family as an aunt, only a bit more fluid.

 

A similar situation could occur with the princesses all being in a 'Royal herd' but Shining isnt expected to fugg them all because he got married to Cadence.

Could be that marriage ceremonies as we understand them are specifically for couples, and long term herd relations have a different ceremony or are just more informal about the whole thing.

 

I like the term 'band' for the couple equivilant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It just made me think about all sort of woefully outdated fads, phrases, and customs Celestia might have picked up over the centuries that she still use from time to time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spells are structured in such a way to have an upwards cap of how much mana they can utilize, where stronger spells, even of the same function need bolstered spell structures to make use of extra mana. Exceeding the recommended limit for a spell's mana capacity can overload the spell and lead to cascading destabilization of it, causing an explosive backfire.

 

 

 

I imagine there would be little unicorn, pegasus and earth pony cookie cutters for Hearth's Warming because of the pony tribes uniting

 

Flaming heart, old tribal iconography, and unification iconography are the first things that come to mind. Candy canes and trees aren't a bad guess either.

 

 

 

Makes me think of a scenario where any place a princess is caught eating at causes that business to get a massive uptick in customers because ponies want to eat what the alicorns eat, but this also hurts the businesses they don't eat at.

 

Also, since these two have such bad eating habits, they actually feel guilty for influencing other ponies to pick up their bad habits. Like, they both know that eating burgers and pizza every day is bad for them, and they don't want to be responsible for Equestrian obesity.

Hence why they keep their junk food eating ways a secret.

 

 

 

Depends on what NMM is:

a separate entity from Luna (like a possessing ghost or demon),

a name and colour scheme she came up with for when she takes over,

an identity that Luna came up with to cope with the nasty things she was doing

 

 

 

 

 

 

it's not even the majority of pegasi since they'll still walk around if they don't need to fly; the thing about RD is that she takes flying too fucking far. she NEVER walks anywhere unless it's physically impossible for her to fly, and even then she'll give it the old college try anyway because 'muh wings muh equestria's best flier'.

 

It's because she has really sensitive hooves.

 

 

 

if scent marking the stallion is a thing how do herds go about it?

is there a collective herd scent?

do the mares condition themselves to ignore their herdmate's scent?

 

 

 

Pegasi (and only pegasi) always lay eggs, regardless of the subspecies of the father or child.

 

 

 

That was always my headcanon for difference in tech across Equestria.

Every "anachronism" is due to a pony that got a CM specifically for that domain and make breakthroughs in it, but due to the CM system none of them really bother taking an apprentice that isn't fate-designed for it, so stuff constantly gets semi-forgotten.

 

the tech ball is up in the air every 20 to 40 years due to Cutiemarks, retirement, and ponies not moving around much.

 

well that would explain why steam engines have a team to pull it

 

One day a pony produced a steam engine thanks to a special talent related to engines.

They wrote down how to build one and a rough outline of how it works, but didn't use a lot of details because they had intrinsic grasp of the process.

They knew which materials to use and why, they knew why their particular one was built the way it was and they fully understood the principles in it's construction and use.

They wouldn't think to write that down because ponies (in this hypothetical setting) barely ever 'train' anypony else for something complex, they can just follow the logic because it's their special talent.

So if someone comes along and wants to build a steam engine, they'd have to build it to the exact specifications and wouldn't fully understand why unless they spent a lot of time and effort reverse engineering the process or had a related cutie mark.

 

 

 

Imagine trying to learn something after your talent came so easily to you? You'd probably figure "this is so hard for me, I'm not smart enough" because your experience learning your special talent was so much easier. Society as a whole would probably build expectations around that. Maybe even see ponies going outside their talent not as deviant per se (though some very well might), but more treat them as a victim of some sort (midlife crisis, abuse, emotional turmoil) and needing to be remedied.

 

I mean, Gembutt did learn dressmaking.

Although that's kind of vaguely related to her 'pretty stuff' mark.

 

 

 

If you don't have dragon fire, the fastest communication is pegasus express.

 

 

 

 

 

 

the most common jackets that ponies would actually wear would be the sort of thing horses wear in the cold. Something draped over their backs that covers the body and is strapped into place. It's something an earth pony wouldn't have a hard time with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The reason the Royal Guard ponies wear gold armor is because it's so easy to enchant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The place Pinkie calls a 'rock farm' is, of course, a small family-run mine.

 

 

 

Her daughter came from her old herd and isn't even hers. Her herd-sister got pregnant before she was supposed to based on the hierarchy of the herd, and so she was kicked out. Derpy was best friends with her and chose to leave rather than abandon the unicorn mare. Unfortunately, the mare died shortly after Dinky was born (a name she chose in honor of the friend who followed her out of the herd), and Derpy was left to raise Dinky all on her own. And that's why Derpy is a pegasus and Dinky's a unicorn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I always pictured Discord's Chaos Magic as something even he doesn't have any actual control on.

Like, you can fire a spell to transform something, but you only have very limited inputs onto *what* it will be transformed in.

Discord is only seen as being in complete control of his powers because he is *really* good at rolling with whatever happens and keeping a perfect poker face about the result being totally what he wanted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pegasus foals being teeny tiny, chirping like birds, and mostly relying on scent to find their parents (mostly father) is still one of my favorite things and I wish more stories would incorporate it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Earth Pony doctors are skilled with herbal concoctions and administering long-term treatment, while unicorns are surgeons.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I struggle to imagine the consummate bond primarily being a sexual thing in a herd situation, there's too much emphasis on 1 male and 1 female in a situation where they should all be participating.

Not to say that sex wouldn't or shouldn't happen, only that i feel the emphasis should be more on scent marking through extreme sweaty cuddle snuggling, getting so worked up that they cease to smell individuals, and it just becomes a big pile of "Us."

And then they bone.

 

 

 

I REALLY don't like the implication that unicorns can use magic on things they can't see. What's to prevent a bad unicorn from simply teleporting your fucking organs out or squeezing your heart?

 

Common rules for that kind of thing is an internal magic field that disrupts powers like that, or organic material being a natural magic block, so clothes would be fair game but you cant just slip under the skin for a cheeky little kidney fondle.

 

 

 

They're non-ruminant grazers so they have to eat often and a lot. Every mare’s horse brain would turn on and they'd keep munching on snacks until they're gone or it's taken away. Best that you keep the sweet stuff at a minimum and bring a bunch of dried hay as a snack so it's not super unhealthy for your marefriend. Maybe sprinkle a touch of salt on the hay and toss some chopped carrots and bits of apple in.

 

 

 

the ability to get a feel for whatever magic she focuses on.

 

 

 

Now the real question is, were their coats already shades of brown, or do they naturally darken in the winter to help with heat conservation?

 

 

 

I like to think her sense of loyalty doesn't just constrain itself to ponies, but to concepts like heritage as well. Pegasi are a proud and noble race, and of course Rainbow Dash would think that the pillars of pegasus society were important. Pegasi would of course hold the old traditions in high regard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it's why it's so important that any other mare in the herd mingles their scent with hers via hugs or cuddle piles ASAP so those instincts say "you smell like him and me so you're to be trusted" instead of "potential husband stealing whorse"

 

 

 

What sort of love stories to the different races have? They all have different physiology and culture (and presumably values), so there are bound to be different sort of cliche love tropes.

Like, a scene where a pegasus stallion is falling out of the sky and a pegasus mare swoops in to rescue him could have been torn right out of the pages in a cheesy romance novel published in Las Pegasus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well you'd have base traits of a pony that indicate their talent, but they're not always the actual talent.

To use Rarity as an example, she's good at making dresses, but her cutie mark isn't dress related.

Pre-cutie mark it's something she wanted to do and was good at, but something was missing.

She really wanted to make something pretty, to turn bland fabric into something spectacular.

Her magic reacted and dragged her over to a source of pretty, but didn't realize what had happened until the rainboom broke the geode.

Her cutie mark appeared after her work was displayed.

Her talent is finding diamonds in the rough, which is reflected in her skills and her own personality of refinement compared to her parents who are far more... rural.

The cutie mark itself doesn't give any sort of boost, it's simply the representational symbol of the pony finding their place and purpose in life and it's why the mane6 do the things they do when their marks got switched around.

Their symbol and their actual purpose became misaligned on a fundamental level and they couldn't figure out why the square peg wasn't going in the round hole because along with some implied memory problems, the idea of their cutie mark being "wrong" is just so utterly alien.

 

Sweetie Belle's talent involves singing, but what does that actually entail, she's got a good vocal range for one thing and seems able to come up with lyrics effortlessly.

Why does she sing? Her voice cracks HARD when emotional, maybe that's related?

She has trouble with long term planning (I think), maybe her talent is more directly tied to her emotions with the singing just how she expresses them?

She takes the initiative and has the most lines in the "Perfect stallion" song.

She's an absurdly terrible cook and not very good when it comes to craftsmanship despite having Rarity as a sister and practicing quite a bit.

In the crusaders she's the more easy going and voice of reason in the group, but also tends to be the slowest on the uptake for things that seem logical.

 

In short, she's good at communicating from the heart, easily able to understand things on an emotional level, and singing is a much more direct way of broadcasting your emotions than simple language.

Unfortunately the ease with which she understands things like that leads to her having problems with non-emotional things, as she has to put forth more effort than she's used to.

That'll be mitigated somewhat as she gets older, but she might struggle with more academic side of things her whole life.

 

Her cutie mark outside of CMC influence would likely be a musical note within a heart, or possibly a Treble and Bass clef arranged like pic related.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Must have been pretty emotional, finally having someone who won't just die of old age if you look away for a second too long.

I wonder if she was sort of obsessive and stalkery about it at first.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Royal Slave' jokes aside, I assume Twilight has given a lot of thought to what to do with Spike. The problem is that dragons develop mentally, physically, and emotionally all at different rates than ponies. He's too intellectually mature to attend Ponyville's school, but not emotionally mature enough to hold a proper apprenticeship or adult job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love the headcanon where she's barely a teenager, only looks like an adult due to changeling biology and knows only the basics.

 

 

 

The Everfree Forest has existed since the rise of Nightmare Moon, nearly 1000 years ago. The ambient magics released during that final battle caused the wild, unyielding growth which has since come to dominate what used to be the Everfree Plain.

 

 

 

Alicorn Law is written in Old Equish and is full of conditionals and apologies and compliments and all sorts of rubbish that was the style of the time. It takes pages to get a single point across. ‘Foresooth, oh ye grande soule, and partaken unto this most humbelle scribbe… blah, blah, blah.’

 

 

 

“Mares and gentle-stallions. We are gathered here today to perform the Challenge of Royalty as prescribed by Alicorn Law that predates our kingdom. In their wisdom, Celestia and Luna decreed that blood would not be spilled in a contest for the leadership of Equestria. Instead, I will present three tasks to the challengers: the first being pegasus, then earth pony, and lastly unicorn. I will provide my judgment at the end of the challenge. The winner will be the undisputed leader of our nation.”

 

 

 

Lyra has a pretty severe spinal injury. That's why she's always sitting in that weird pose.

 

 

 

That's why it's so important for a unicorn to keep their head held high. We wouldn't want to accidentally gore one of our friends. Shame the other tribes misunderstand the gesture.

 

 

 

It always was a struggle to find able and willing help for the farm. If an earth pony wanted to work on a farm, it was easy enough to get your own piece of land, even if it was sharecropping ‘till you could support yourself and your herd.

 

 

 

Luna's reason for going NMM seem kind of odd when you consider that she is also the princess of dreams.

 

 

 

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It took Sunset several weeks (and three detentions) to get over her habit of using expressions like 'Celestia's Teats!'.

 

 

 

Sunset, who is an adult unicorn mare in the body of a teenage girl

 

 

 

"Ay yo, hol up. What IS it, exactly? Where'd it come from? Who made it? What's it for? How does it work? Why do high school kids in this little town keep finding horrifying potentially world-shattering magic?"

 

Equestria Girls would have been 100% better if the human world just had their own ancient magic long dormant, and beings with Equestrian magic coming over started activating everything. That would even give a reason for random artifacts to have just shown up because the magic was already in their world.

 

 

 

I like the idea of Sunset neighing when she gets over-excited.

 

 

 

human-verse is a bit more grounded in reality than regular pony-verse, and human-Penka has to do things like go to school and get an education, whereas pony-Penka went directly from living on a rock-farm to working full-time at a bakery and making enough money to support herself. I choose to believe that ponk-Panko is more happy-go-lucky and unfocused from the world around her

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is this like a modern-day EQG-style high school setting but with ponies instead of humans?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's easy to forget, with the faux leather jacket and school bully reputation and all, but Sunset is a freaking NERD. She was a top student at Celestia's School for Nerds when she was a horse.

 

 

 

I like to think that Sunset is still in the city, she just has a boring job and no friends through which to hear gossip about her horsey self popping up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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---Expressions---

sunhat tipper

slooty himbo

those of the warmer sex

your taco fiesta / clambake of a party (sausage fest)

janegirl/tammygirl (tomboy)

run a tunnel on him

kid/foal-chasing legs (child-bearing hips)

 

beaver dam

running cliterference

cunt shunt

twat swat

blue wall

taco-blocko

vagi-seal

muff stuff

muff muzzle

clamjam

 

blue bean

 

morning dew (morning wood)

 

dick/prick (coward)

pussy (jerk)

 

"Yeah, he's a real tit/teat-twister, that one."

 

Sisters before misters!

Your dad fucked me last night!

That's what your dad told me last night!

Whatever you say, sugarsack/sugardick/sugarstick/sugarcane

clam hammer masturbation (death grip)

didn’t have the bean/nips to (didn’t have the balls to)

diamond cutters (balls of steel)

wrap around (penetrate)

 

houseband (housewife)

 

 

 

[RGRiE] [Resource] Distaff Glossary

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she's determined to claim you to the root like a real mare.

 

 

 

"S-sorry... I was too busy listening to your dad's MOANINGS!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Many mares fetishize anal sex, while stallions are reluctant.

“Hey, that trip to Prance you’ve been nagg- talking about? I was thinking maybe we can afford it after all.”

 

 

 

Of course stallions are doctors. Their hearts may be in the right place, but do you really think a stallion could ever become a nurse? The poor dears just aren't fit for that kind of work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So how would a stallion not being able to get it up (out?) work?

Would the mare he's with feel like a complete failure?

Would a scumbag coltfriend cruelly make fun of her or dump her, while a nice one would try to reassure her that it happens to lots of mares their first time?

Would her reputation be ruined if anyone found out?

Would there be little pink pills or potions that she could use to enhance her pheromone output for a few hours, to get him hard? “If dripping persists for more than four hours, seek medical assistance.“

 

 

 

If Stallion can't get it up its a major medical issue, like breast cancer for women there is this whole awareness/month thing.

If a Stallion can't cum, then that is a whole ‘nother thing. It is the mares fault and she is given a nickname like Flash for men

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Thou remindest us of stallions from our time. Back when life was more dangerous. When stallions walked the perimeter of the herd as the mares recovered, when their power bolstered their mares’ tenacity, some becoming heroes in their own right. When they were still protected, but not as defenseless, nay, but as the last line of defense for the young and invalid. But the plans of ours and our sister’s worked. Life became peaceful. And when life was peaceful, stallions became… domesticated.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right now you were drinking a proper mare’s drink, a mojito. Not some colty beer that had the taste of nature with oak and what have you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hey guys? I'm kinda worried about how a mare might react to my 'equipment'... You mind if we compare dicks?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

So do mares try to prescribe stallions some vitamin C while pointing at their groins suggestively?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

during the post-squash clarity when she realizes the only juice down there is her own

 

 

 

So, would licking lollipops/ice cream sandwiches be the equivalent of a woman eating a banana or hot dog?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stallions like to write what star sign they are after their name whenever they sign something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A deep voice, like a warm, comfortable blanket.

A sharp, light voice, like a sword cutting through the air.

 

 

 

In the same way that it affects the tides, the moon is also said to affect a stallion's balls, making him tender and moody on certain days of the month.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The idea of stallions not being dumb but readily made for long labor and endurance matches versus the dynamic and higher stress jobs that mares do is rather fun idea to think on.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What if Caramel only pretended to be a cunt in order to chase off mares who only want to fuck him and his friends? If a mare persists despite the "fuck off, we aren't going to rut" treatment, he'd ease off the bitchiness and show off his actual personality.

 

 

 

But little do you know, her roommate Octavia has followed the two of you into the theatre. Ponies know (for the most part) that the two of them live together, and now Vinyl's exploits are starting to affect how other ponies view Octavia. They think she's either in on it or at the very least doesn't disapprove of Vinyl's disrespectful behaviour.

A few weeks ago, Octavia's date (a naive colt who didn't know much about Octavia apart from her being a musician) walked out on her when he found out that she lived with Vinyl "Wandering Hooves" Scratch herself. And now, Octavia has decided that she's going to catch her in the act and read her the riot act.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok RGRE, what happens if stallion of the herd dies early?

Even if mares perform most of the jobs with higher mortality rates and also have a chance to die due to childbirth (less of a problem with quadrupeds but ponies have a really big heads) there's still a decent chance that stallion will die before at least a part of the herd.

 

I'd assume that the herd would get plenty of support from the rest of community but then what next? It's not like there would be a significant number of herd-free stallions of older age, especially considering that the odds of a stallion losing his whole herd are pretty slim.

 

So does a herd break up and every mare looks for a new one or does it stay together and is generally destined to stay stalionless unless a miracle happens. Or among older ponies are there herds that are basically support groups for a pragmatic reasons rather than love?

 

And what about foals in such situation, even if they are 'adopted' by wider community what if some mares decide to move somewhere else or join a new herd, do they take them if they are biological mothers or what?

 

 

 

It was common in Equestria to assume a gentlecolt was spoken for, even if he was not, out of respect and to let him know that she would not try to take advantage of him. For him to admit to being single in such a direct way was jarring, as it could be interpreted as him displaying… interest.

 

 

 

 

 

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Sec04 (Reverse Gender Roles Equestria)

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---Expressions---

maresculine

emaresculating

colty

 

janefilly (tomboy)

princey (sissy)

the town saddle

hover hooves

crust-tail (incel mare)

soup breath

 

reading books in her dad's attic

 

hammer hoof masturbation (death grip)

"You're just trying to get into his socks!"

 

 

 

 

she's the mare and he's 'the saddle'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When Celestia and Luna were young, before the whole princess alicorn thing, the gender roles were like ours, over time they changed to what they are now.

Celestia and Luna are uncomfortable having to be like they remember their father being. They would rather be like their mother, and be doted on by the stallion instead of the other way around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She'll never be anyone's big, strong mare...

 

 

 

 

For the past ~1200 years, ships have all had various penis-themed images carved into the rudder (because every stallion needs a cock, and "rudder" sounded a lot like "rutter" to less-educated and horny mares alike).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm wearing jeans! You can't see balls through jeans!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'll twist your teats so hard that your foals will spin in circles when they try to nurse from you."