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GlimGlam Hypno Shitpost (RGRE)

By Satyrfag
Created: 2021-10-12 04:23:20
Updated: 2021-11-15 06:02:41
Expiry: Never
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  1. >RAP RAP RAP
  2. >Be Anon, curmudgeon, ugly fat bastard, mental case, and troll.
  3. >Currently day-drinking in your pajamas.
  4. >You were enjoying your last bottle of Aerstone Land Cask, and mourning the fact that you'd never be able to have any again.
  5. >Accordingly, the sound of dog-sized little ponies hammering on your door with their little hooves doesn't do much for your mood.
  6. >Seeing WHO's knocking on your door does even less.
  7. "Oh, joy. Crazed cult-leader commie horse and the world's largest ego...and second-largest ass. Get Twergle Spergle and Crusty Cunt over here and you'll have the Four Horse-Mares of the Apocalypse."
  8. >Starlight Glimmer sneers back at you. "We're tired of your crap, Anonymous!"
  9. "Likewise, cunts."
  10. >"You're surly, rude, and generally unpleasant to be around!"
  11. "And you're an obnoxious mind-controlling bitch who keeps skating out of consequences for her fuckups. Though you and the not-so-Great and Powerful Trixie over there did save us from the changelings, so points for that, at least."
  12. >You take another swig from your bottle of liquid alcoholic peat.
  13. >"Everyone's tired of your attitude! You're worse than Cranky Doodle! You are going to act like a normal stallion from now on!"
  14. "And just how do you plan to make me do that, Trotsky?"
  15. >Glim-Glam's horn lights up.
  16. "Don't you fucking dare, you commie bitch --"
  17. >"Submit to my will, ape!"
  18. >ZAP.
  19.  
  20. >Be Starlight Glimmer.
  21. >Anon's eyes glaze as the spell hits him, then clear up.
  22. "Good monkey. Now call me mistress."
  23. >"What is your will, mistress?"
  24. "As I said before, you are going to act like a normal middle-class stallion!"
  25. >"Fuck the Great and Powerful Trixie until she gets bored with my dick, and then ignore dozens of worthier candidates in the vain hope of getting some more Great and Powerful pussy, mistress?"
  26. >Trixie, who's been making inroads on Anon's bottle of liquid peat, perks up.
  27. >"Yes! Fuck the Great and Powerful Trixie! Plow her like a field in spring!'
  28. "No!"
  29. >"Don't beanblock me, Starlight!"
  30. "Shut up, BEATRIX!"
  31. >Anon starts moving towards Trixie as you're arguing with her.
  32. >His pajamas are visibly -- and massively -- tented.
  33. "Let's keep this from going any further, shall we?"
  34. >ZAP.
  35. >Anon's face goes blank, and his dick starts to droop.
  36. >Trixie sulks and returns to finishing off Anon's booze.
  37. "Anonymous?"
  38. >"Yes, mistress?"
  39. "If you won't act like a good middle-class stallion, then act like a normal lower-class stallion."
  40. >"Ignore dozens of good and loving mares to date a trashy zebra who will stick me with a foal and run off, mistress?"
  41. "RRRGH. NO!"
  42. >ZAP.
  43. "If you won't act like a normal stallion, then act like an abnormal stallion!"
  44. >"Shave Sunburst's beard off, and then fuck him in the ass until he's my cock-hungry broodmare, mistress?
  45. >Part of you wants to watch that. The rest of you rises up in seething jealousy. Sunburst is your stallion. YOURS.
  46. "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
  47. >ZAP.
  48. "Act like a male of your own species, then! Just not like yourself!'
  49. >"A male of my species? ANY male? Are you sure that's a good idea, mistress?"
  50. "YES!"
  51. >You watch Anon's face contort into a grimace. His eyes roll madly, and he smacks his lips together rapidly.
  52. >You don't like that expression.
  53. >"OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD MUDDAFUCKA!"
  54. >His fist slams into your left temple.
  55. >You're out cold before you hit the ground.
  56.  
  57. >You suddenly come to!
  58. >You're still Starlight Glimmer, worse luck.
  59. >You are overwhelmed by a mix of pleasure and pain.
  60. >Anonymous is pistoning his cock in and out of your vagina.
  61. >No! Your virginity! You were saving that for Sunburst!"
  62. >You can hear the obscene slapping as Anonymous's thighs meet yours.
  63. >You can feel the weight of his body pinning you to the hardwood floor.
  64. >You can feel yourself getting wet involuntarily.
  65. >You can see Trixie watching you from where she's crammed herself into a corner of Anon's living room.
  66. "Trixie! Do something!"
  67. >Trixie stares at you in horror, and moves her forehooves to cover her mouth.
  68. "Something useful!"
  69. >Then you see it.
  70. >Her leg.
  71. >Anonymous broke her left hindleg while you were unconscious.
  72. >You cry out in wordless horror.
  73. >Mistaking it for pleasure, Anon yells, "Yeah, you like that, commie?!"
  74. >He picks up his pace, and soon your back wall gives out under the relentless pounding.
  75. >You orgasm involuntarily, and Anon groans thickly as his cock slips into your womb.
  76. >The jackhammering intensifies, and Anon begins to chant a strange phrase.
  77. >"MUH DICK, MUH DICK, MUH DICK!"
  78. >He draws all the way out, yelling "MUH.." and then slams back in with a final roar of, "...DICK!"
  79. >Anon's fist connects with the back of your skull as his burning seed splashes into your violated womb.
  80. >Consciousness leaves you, much like your mother.
  81.  
  82. "I believe that's what they call the black experience."
  83. >You are once again Anon, he of the warped sense of humor.
  84. >You pull out of Starlight and wipe your dick on her muzzle.
  85. >"You...you were never mind controlled at all, were you?" Trixie's voice is shaky.
  86. "I was, up until around 'Shut up, BEATRIX!'"
  87. >"Then why...?"
  88. "Because mind control is horrifying to humans on a primal, emotional level that I don't think ponies understand. She tried to violate me, so I violated her."
  89. >You're silent and still for quite a long time after that line. So long, in fact, that Trixie starts slowly creeping towards your front door, dragging her broken leg behind her.'
  90. >It was so long, in fact, that you get hard again.
  91. "Oh well, might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb. Besides, you drank my last bottle of my favorite Scotch, you bitch."
  92. >Trixie freezes.
  93. >You pounce.
  94. >Trixie screams and squeals as you wrestle her to the ground and shove eight inches of monkey meat into her dry cunt.
  95. >After a few minutes, she starts getting wet against her will, as her body desperately tries to reduce the pain of being fucked while dry.
  96. >You decide to fuck with her head while you fuck her.
  97. "What's this? Does the 'Great and Powerful' Trixie enjoy being meek and powerless?"
  98. >"No! You bastard!"
  99. >You change your angle so that your cockhead scrapes against her G-spot on each stroke.
  100. >"No, no, no, n-OH!"
  101. >The Great and Powerful Trixie apparently has a short fuse. Her warm horsecunt clenches exquisitely around you. If you hadn't blown a load in Starlight already, that might have driven you over the edge, but it's going to be a while before you're done.
  102. >The rape goes on for a long time.
  103. >Trixie's voice gives out from screaming and moaning after about twenty minutes.
  104. >By the time you finally groan and fill Trixie's womb with your filthy ape seed, the floor underneath your bodies is covered in a pool of marecum.
  105. >You pull out of Trixie and clean yourself with her tail. Then you grab the sobbing mare by the horn, drag her to the front door and open it, preparing to throw her out. You and she are even, but you're going to snap Glim-Glam's horn off before you kick her sorry ass to the curb.
  106. "Oh. Hello, officers."
  107. >Copper Top, Chief Cuddle Wings, and half the Ponyville police force stare at you in horror and disgust.
  108.  
  109. >Be Starlight Glimmer.
  110. >Happily married to Sunburst for several years now, and finally over the trauma of being raped and subsequently pushing out a hybrid horror.
  111. >You couldn't bear to look at the mutant that had grown in your womb, any more than Trixie could bear to look at her own abomination.
  112. >You think Princess Celestia adopted them.
  113. >Bless the Princess. She's too good for this world.
  114. >Regardless, you were finally having a child with your beloved Sunburst!
  115. >You burst into a spontaneous musical number when you found out you were pregnant, and then again when your water broke.
  116. >Now you're coming out of sedation, and you think you might have another musical number in you.
  117. "Tell me the good news, doctor! Is it a colt or a filly?"
  118. >Doctor Stable doesn't look as happy as you might expect. "Well, you've had a colt, but it might be easier if I show you."
  119. >He holds up your foal, and your good mood instantly vanishes, replaced with heart-wrenching, gut-twisting horror.
  120. >No. No, it can't be!
  121. >The colt dangling in Stable's magic field is...wrong. His body is built like your first offspring -- a grotesque bipedal abomination. From the waist up, he has Sunburst's coat colors, and from the waist down, he has your coat colors, but all four of his limbs end in monkey-like appendages rather than proper hooves.
  122. "No! No! Anonymous is dead! Dead! He was hanged in chains and his corpse thrown into Tartarus! I've only been with Sunburst since then!"
  123. >"It's not that simple, ma'am. A simple paternity test proved that the child is your husband's, but further testing by medical thaumaturges revealed that your entire reproductive tract has been tainted by some sort of mutagenic substance."
  124. "What?"
  125. >"In laymare's terms...I'm sorry, Miss Glimmer, but your bloodline will never be equine again."
  126. >Now you know why Trixie drowned herself.

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