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Happy Hole Shitposts

By DungeonCrawler
Created: 2021-11-04 12:11:21
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    some other anon made a shitpost about happy holes and I ran with it
  2. 2.
    If the anon who made the original wants me to remove his/her segment then I will
  3. 3.
    >be Anon
  4. 4.
    >be inna Equestria
  5. 5.
    >hear rumors of a perverse practice around Ponyville
  6. 6.
    >they call it the "happy hole"
  7. 7.
    >in certain taverns
  8. 8.
    >in the bathrooms, there are holes in the walls between the partitions at waist level
  9. 9.
    >you're at the tavern one night and notice the holes in the walls
  10. 10.
    >you wonder
  11. 11.
    >a mare walks in and wordlessly occupies the stall next to yours
  12. 12.
    >and sticks something fleshy and throbbing through the hole
  13. 13.
    >it's her snoot
  14. 14.
    >you boop her onna snoot
  15. 15.
    >she giggles
  16. 16.
    >you run away
  17. 17.
    >you run home crying
  18. 18.
    >you feel so dirty
  19. 19.
    _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  20. 20.
    here's my bit
  21. 21.
    >still be anon
  22. 22.
    >it's been two weeks since you locked yourself away
  23. 23.
    >no food left
  24. 24.
    >Must face the world and risk experiencing another "happy hole"
  25. 25.
    >at the market, start to calm down
  26. 26.
    >reach the milk isle, just you there
  27. 27.
    >Pick up a gallon and turn back to grab a second
  28. 28.
    >feel your hand push against something warm and now slightly squished
  29. 29.
    >look over, you just booped a mare
  30. 30.
    >the same mare from before
  31. 31.
    >feel very dirty once again
  32. 32.
    >run home crying in terror
  33. 33.
    >maybe food can wait a day or two
  34. 34.
     
  35. 35.
    >Be Anon once again
  36. 36.
    >Three months and that mare seems to appear from nowhere
  37. 37.
    >everytime you think it's safe you grow careless and move your hands while not watching and...
  38. 38.
    >boop
  39. 39.
    >That mare seems to appear at the perfect time to get booped by you
  40. 40.
    >you don't know how an earth pony could teleport but this one almost seems to
  41. 41.
    >you've taken to working sparsely and having one of your few pony friends delivery groceries
  42. 42.
    >today you're relaxing in the shower, letting the worries slip from your mind and down the drain with the hot water
  43. 43.
    >...shit it's steamy, and your bro bought the wrong shampoo, shits too bubbly when latheri-
  44. 44.
    "fuck my eyes"
  45. 45.
    >moving your hand to grab at a rag outside the shower you feel terror shoot up your spine
  46. 46.
    >you just booped a pony, you know it, you've become so familiar with the act since that first day
  47. 47.
    >you dare not look as you pull your hand back, staring through bloodshot eyes you rip the curtain aside and look on...
  48. 48.
    >nothing, phew, you could've sworn but...maybe this whole thing has been getting to you.
  49. 49.
    >you close the curtain after rubbing the soap from your eyes with the nearby towel and begin to feel your heartbeat lower
  50. 50.
    >that's when it happens
  51. 51.
    >Hooves wrap around your back and you shoot stiff as a board
  52. 52.
    >you just booped the mare with your no no place
  53. 53.
    >run from the shower
  54. 54.
    >run from the house naked
  55. 55.
    >escape town to become a wild man
  56. 56.
    >cry the entire time feeling every atom within you become forever dirty

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