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some other anon made a shitpost about happy holes and I ran with it
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If the anon who made the original wants me to remove his/her segment then I will
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>be Anon
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>be inna Equestria
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>hear rumors of a perverse practice around Ponyville
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>they call it the "happy hole"
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>in certain taverns
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>in the bathrooms, there are holes in the walls between the partitions at waist level
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>you're at the tavern one night and notice the holes in the walls
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>you wonder
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>a mare walks in and wordlessly occupies the stall next to yours
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>and sticks something fleshy and throbbing through the hole
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>it's her snoot
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>you boop her onna snoot
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>she giggles
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>you run away
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>you run home crying
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>you feel so dirty
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here's my bit
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>still be anon
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>it's been two weeks since you locked yourself away
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>no food left
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>Must face the world and risk experiencing another "happy hole"
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>at the market, start to calm down
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>reach the milk isle, just you there
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>Pick up a gallon and turn back to grab a second
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>feel your hand push against something warm and now slightly squished
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>look over, you just booped a mare
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>the same mare from before
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>feel very dirty once again
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>run home crying in terror
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>maybe food can wait a day or two
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>Be Anon once again
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>Three months and that mare seems to appear from nowhere
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>everytime you think it's safe you grow careless and move your hands while not watching and...
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>boop
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>That mare seems to appear at the perfect time to get booped by you
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>you don't know how an earth pony could teleport but this one almost seems to
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>you've taken to working sparsely and having one of your few pony friends delivery groceries
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>today you're relaxing in the shower, letting the worries slip from your mind and down the drain with the hot water
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>...shit it's steamy, and your bro bought the wrong shampoo, shits too bubbly when latheri-
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"fuck my eyes"
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>moving your hand to grab at a rag outside the shower you feel terror shoot up your spine
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>you just booped a pony, you know it, you've become so familiar with the act since that first day
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>you dare not look as you pull your hand back, staring through bloodshot eyes you rip the curtain aside and look on...
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>nothing, phew, you could've sworn but...maybe this whole thing has been getting to you.
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>you close the curtain after rubbing the soap from your eyes with the nearby towel and begin to feel your heartbeat lower
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>that's when it happens
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>Hooves wrap around your back and you shoot stiff as a board
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>you just booped the mare with your no no place
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>run from the shower
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>run from the house naked
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>escape town to become a wild man
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>cry the entire time feeling every atom within you become forever dirty
by DungeonCrawler
by DungeonCrawler
by DungeonCrawler
by DungeonCrawler
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