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Happy Hole Shitposts

By DungeonCrawler
Created: 2021-11-04 12:11:21
Expiry: Never

  1. some other anon made a shitpost about happy holes and I ran with it
  2. If the anon who made the original wants me to remove his/her segment then I will
  3. >be Anon
  4. >be inna Equestria
  5. >hear rumors of a perverse practice around Ponyville
  6. >they call it the "happy hole"
  7. >in certain taverns
  8. >in the bathrooms, there are holes in the walls between the partitions at waist level
  9. >you're at the tavern one night and notice the holes in the walls
  10. >you wonder
  11. >a mare walks in and wordlessly occupies the stall next to yours
  12. >and sticks something fleshy and throbbing through the hole
  13. >it's her snoot
  14. >you boop her onna snoot
  15. >she giggles
  16. >you run away
  17. >you run home crying
  18. >you feel so dirty
  19. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  20. here's my bit
  21. >still be anon
  22. >it's been two weeks since you locked yourself away
  23. >no food left
  24. >Must face the world and risk experiencing another "happy hole"
  25. >at the market, start to calm down
  26. >reach the milk isle, just you there
  27. >Pick up a gallon and turn back to grab a second
  28. >feel your hand push against something warm and now slightly squished
  29. >look over, you just booped a mare
  30. >the same mare from before
  31. >feel very dirty once again
  32. >run home crying in terror
  33. >maybe food can wait a day or two
  34.  
  35. >Be Anon once again
  36. >Three months and that mare seems to appear from nowhere
  37. >everytime you think it's safe you grow careless and move your hands while not watching and...
  38. >boop
  39. >That mare seems to appear at the perfect time to get booped by you
  40. >you don't know how an earth pony could teleport but this one almost seems to
  41. >you've taken to working sparsely and having one of your few pony friends delivery groceries
  42. >today you're relaxing in the shower, letting the worries slip from your mind and down the drain with the hot water
  43. >...shit it's steamy, and your bro bought the wrong shampoo, shits too bubbly when latheri-
  44. "fuck my eyes"
  45. >moving your hand to grab at a rag outside the shower you feel terror shoot up your spine
  46. >you just booped a pony, you know it, you've become so familiar with the act since that first day
  47. >you dare not look as you pull your hand back, staring through bloodshot eyes you rip the curtain aside and look on...
  48. >nothing, phew, you could've sworn but...maybe this whole thing has been getting to you.
  49. >you close the curtain after rubbing the soap from your eyes with the nearby towel and begin to feel your heartbeat lower
  50. >that's when it happens
  51. >Hooves wrap around your back and you shoot stiff as a board
  52. >you just booped the mare with your no no place
  53. >run from the shower
  54. >run from the house naked
  55. >escape town to become a wild man
  56. >cry the entire time feeling every atom within you become forever dirty

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