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Sigma Mare Grindset

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Created: 2021-11-23 04:25:22
Expiry: Never

  1. [Intro]
  2. Hey, Rainbow, can I talk with you a second?
  3. Sorry, Twilight. I'm busy with my grind. Gotta go fast, ya know?
  4. We need to talk about what you said to Caramel this morning.
  5. Oh, that? Yeah. I might have been a little harsh, but I did what I had to do. Can't let colts distract me from my sigma mare grindset.
  6. What the hay is a 'sigma mare grindset'?
  7. Well, a sigma mare is a lot like an alpha mare but cooler and more mysterious.
  8. Ugh. This is going to be interesting.
  9.  
  10. [Verse 1].
  11. Do stallions I spurn? A misunderstanding.
  12. I don’t wanna hurt ‘im, but I ain’t so randy.
  13. Respect is earned, don’t need no panhandling.
  14. No time for colts in the things I’m planning.
  15. I spit bars and I make ‘em plenty,
  16. I set bars and I break ‘em, can he?
  17. He’s got no cards; he won’t make it standing
  18. The only bar he’s set to a breakin’s candy
  19.  
  20. Don’t waste my time ‘cause I’m on a mission
  21. I’m not your kind, I beat the competition
  22. Don’t get to bitchin’, you’ll find that you’re shittin’,
  23. Out of your luck, ‘cause this one ain’t quittin’
  24. It’s futile to try, ya can’t catch my driftin’
  25. Ya out of your mind, while I got a vision
  26. Stay in your line, d’ya know who ya dissin?
  27. I’m a rare type, I don’t wanna fit in
  28.  
  29. [Chorus]
  30. Alpha, beta, not for me
  31. Not part of my reality
  32. It’s such a waste of energy
  33. And I think that you’ll find that
  34. I’m not like all the rest of them
  35. I’m hotter than the freaking sun
  36. Mysterious and aloof but
  37. I don’t care if you mind it
  38. These colts I got no time for,
  39. So they can go just cry more,
  40. I’m shootin’ for the high score
  41. ‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
  42. I’m building passive income
  43. I’m reading online wisdom
  44. Get ready ‘cause here it comes
  45. I’m on my sigma grindset
  46.  
  47. [Break]
  48. Rainbow, I’m pretty sure “mysterious and aloof” are the last things anypony would describe you as.
  49. Eh. Sigma Rule #35 say don’t let the haters and trolls tell you what to do. Make your own path. That’s why I’m on my grind.
  50.  
  51. [Verse 2]
  52. What separates you and me?
  53. You search rates on Travelocity,
  54. I lift weights for my travel velocity.
  55. I dodge dates, cause simpin’ I don’t wanna be.
  56. I move plates, and these colts all over me.
  57. Out of my way, ‘cause I don’t have time for these.
  58. I fly great, you slow like you had a lobotomy
  59.  
  60. Clowns shoot the shit, I widen the rift,
  61. I’m tellin’ you this, I’m getting more fit,
  62. You already quit, keep eatin’ the clit,
  63. I don’t give a shit, I’m Bitcoinin’ rich.
  64.  
  65. We are not the same, fool!
  66. I don’t play your game, fool!
  67. Self-select out of the gene pool!
  68. Yuh! Yuh!
  69.  
  70. [Chorus]
  71. Alpha, beta, not for me
  72. Not part of my reality
  73. It’s such a waste of energy
  74. And I think that you’ll find that
  75. I’m not like all the rest of them
  76. I’m hotter than the freaking sun
  77. Mysterious and aloof but
  78. I don’t care if you mind it
  79. These colts I got no time for,
  80. So they can go just cry more,
  81. I’m shootin’ for the high score
  82. ‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
  83. I’m building passive income
  84. I’m reading online wisdom
  85. Get ready ‘cause here it comes
  86. I’m on my sigma grindset
  87.  
  88. [Break]
  89. Rainbow, I know you like this kind of motivational video stuff, but I don’t really think this is healthy for you or your relationships.
  90. Mare, fuck you.
  91.  
  92. [Verse 3]
  93. Splittin’ these rhymes like it’s yoga,
  94. Blowin’ your mind, I composed the
  95. Words you know I make the most of
  96. My graces from high, cause this life has chose her
  97. Keep my friends close and my enemies closer
  98. Stay the close colts, do I want them?
  99. I guess that I don’t and I don’t ‘cause
  100. I’m savin’ my oats, got a closed purse
  101. Sharper than most, not a dull spur
  102.  
  103. Simp for a colt, don’t even know her
  104. Gonna stay home, while I go put fear in my foes
  105. So go clear or get hurt ‘cause I break bones,
  106. Not a coaster, I won’t wait for
  107. The slow learn while I make dough
  108. As the time goes, do the fakes fold or they break through?
  109. ‘Cause you’ll find out, where the cake goes,
  110. when you’re late so check the date, no? (Check it)
  111.  
  112. [Chorus]
  113. Alpha, beta, not for me
  114. Not part of my reality
  115. It’s such a waste of energy
  116. And I think that you’ll find that
  117. I’m not like all the rest of them
  118. I’m hotter than the freaking sun
  119. Mysterious and aloof but
  120. I don’t care if you mind it
  121. These colts I got no time for,
  122. So they can go just cry more,
  123. I’m shootin’ for the high score
  124. ‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
  125. I’m building passive income
  126. I’m reading online wisdom
  127. Get ready ‘cause here it comes
  128. I’m on my sigma grindset

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