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[Intro]
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Hey, Rainbow, can I talk with you a second?
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Sorry, Twilight. I'm busy with my grind. Gotta go fast, ya know?
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We need to talk about what you said to Caramel this morning.
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Oh, that? Yeah. I might have been a little harsh, but I did what I had to do. Can't let colts distract me from my sigma mare grindset.
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What the hay is a 'sigma mare grindset'?
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Well, a sigma mare is a lot like an alpha mare but cooler and more mysterious.
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Ugh. This is going to be interesting.
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[Verse 1].
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Do stallions I spurn? A misunderstanding.
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I don’t wanna hurt ‘im, but I ain’t so randy.
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Respect is earned, don’t need no panhandling.
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No time for colts in the things I’m planning.
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I spit bars and I make ‘em plenty,
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I set bars and I break ‘em, can he?
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He’s got no cards; he won’t make it standing
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The only bar he’s set to a breakin’s candy
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Don’t waste my time ‘cause I’m on a mission
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I’m not your kind, I beat the competition
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Don’t get to bitchin’, you’ll find that you’re shittin’,
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Out of your luck, ‘cause this one ain’t quittin’
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It’s futile to try, ya can’t catch my driftin’
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Ya out of your mind, while I got a vision
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Stay in your line, d’ya know who ya dissin?
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I’m a rare type, I don’t wanna fit in
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[Chorus]
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Alpha, beta, not for me
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Not part of my reality
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It’s such a waste of energy
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And I think that you’ll find that
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I’m not like all the rest of them
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I’m hotter than the freaking sun
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Mysterious and aloof but
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I don’t care if you mind it
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These colts I got no time for,
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So they can go just cry more,
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I’m shootin’ for the high score
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‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
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I’m building passive income
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I’m reading online wisdom
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Get ready ‘cause here it comes
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I’m on my sigma grindset
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[Break]
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Rainbow, I’m pretty sure “mysterious and aloof” are the last things anypony would describe you as.
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Eh. Sigma Rule #35 say don’t let the haters and trolls tell you what to do. Make your own path. That’s why I’m on my grind.
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[Verse 2]
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What separates you and me?
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You search rates on Travelocity,
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I lift weights for my travel velocity.
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I dodge dates, cause simpin’ I don’t wanna be.
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I move plates, and these colts all over me.
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Out of my way, ‘cause I don’t have time for these.
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I fly great, you slow like you had a lobotomy
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Clowns shoot the shit, I widen the rift,
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I’m tellin’ you this, I’m getting more fit,
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You already quit, keep eatin’ the clit,
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I don’t give a shit, I’m Bitcoinin’ rich.
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We are not the same, fool!
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I don’t play your game, fool!
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Self-select out of the gene pool!
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Yuh! Yuh!
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[Chorus]
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Alpha, beta, not for me
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Not part of my reality
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It’s such a waste of energy
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And I think that you’ll find that
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I’m not like all the rest of them
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I’m hotter than the freaking sun
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Mysterious and aloof but
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I don’t care if you mind it
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These colts I got no time for,
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So they can go just cry more,
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I’m shootin’ for the high score
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‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
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I’m building passive income
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I’m reading online wisdom
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Get ready ‘cause here it comes
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I’m on my sigma grindset
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[Break]
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Rainbow, I know you like this kind of motivational video stuff, but I don’t really think this is healthy for you or your relationships.
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Mare, fuck you.
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[Verse 3]
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Splittin’ these rhymes like it’s yoga,
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Blowin’ your mind, I composed the
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Words you know I make the most of
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My graces from high, cause this life has chose her
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Keep my friends close and my enemies closer
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Stay the close colts, do I want them?
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I guess that I don’t and I don’t ‘cause
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I’m savin’ my oats, got a closed purse
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Sharper than most, not a dull spur
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Simp for a colt, don’t even know her
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Gonna stay home, while I go put fear in my foes
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So go clear or get hurt ‘cause I break bones,
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Not a coaster, I won’t wait for
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The slow learn while I make dough
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As the time goes, do the fakes fold or they break through?
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‘Cause you’ll find out, where the cake goes,
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when you’re late so check the date, no? (Check it)
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[Chorus]
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Alpha, beta, not for me
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Not part of my reality
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It’s such a waste of energy
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And I think that you’ll find that
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I’m not like all the rest of them
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I’m hotter than the freaking sun
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Mysterious and aloof but
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I don’t care if you mind it
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These colts I got no time for,
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So they can go just cry more,
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I’m shootin’ for the high score
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‘Cause thinkin’ big’s my mindset
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I’m building passive income
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I’m reading online wisdom
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Get ready ‘cause here it comes
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I’m on my sigma grindset
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