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                                            >chilling on the couch with dragoness gf
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                                            >Netflix and chill but not a euphemism for sex
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                                            >...yet
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                                            >Eris slinks in
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                                            >hold your scaly beauty a bit tighter
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                                            >just in case
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                                            >Eris scrunches up her long, noodly body
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                                            >and pounces
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                                            >nabs the hand holding the remote
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                                            >luckily, your gf catches it with her tail
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                                            >expertly tosses it to her hand
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                                            >meanwhile, Eris stares at your captured arm
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                                            >"Ahhh..."
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                                            >gently chomps down
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                                            >"Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom..~"
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                                            >her sharp snaggletooth misses your skin, thankfully
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                                            >the dragoness gloating about choosing the next show gives you enough scars already
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                                            >but what lovely scars those are
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                                            >return to watching the screen
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                                            >one arm around your sexy girlfriend
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                                            >the other being gently nibbled at by...
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                                            >...well, whatever Eris's relationship is to you
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                                            >take advantage of a nice, violent fight onscreen to sneak a quick peck on the distracted lady's cheek
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                                            >Eris progresses slowly up your arm
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                                            >dragon gf startles, then blushes
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                                            >then returns the affection with a quick lick to your own cheek
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                                            >a thin trail of smoke trailing from her nose a clear sign of things to come:
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                                            >payback in the bedroom later
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                                            >you can't wait
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                                            >lean in for another kiss
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                                            >interrupted by a loud belch from the chaos noodle
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                                            >your now-wet wristwatch bounces off the couch cushions
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                                            >did she eat that off of you?
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                                            >glance at your-
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                                            >your lack of a wrist
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                                            >shriek and leap away
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                                            >what the FUCK did she do to your arm?!
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                                            >you can still feel it
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                                            >your hand is still there
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                                            >moves as normal
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                                            >your other hand passes through where your arm should be
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                                            >Eris grins and prepares to pounce again
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                                            >"Lemme at that other arm for the complete set!"
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                                            >there's a brief pause
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                                            >your girlfriend tackles her
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                                            >can't even pay attention to the fight
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                                            >even with Eris turning it into a sexy oil wrestling match
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                                            >too busy freaking out over the arm
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                                            >...
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                                            >later
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                                            >a charred and well-bitten Eris snaps her paw to give your arm back
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                                            >dragoness scoops you into her arms
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                                            >carries you towards your room
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                                            >"Time to enjoy my prize for a well-fought battle~"
 
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