Anon, Leloshem, and Eris 4


                                            >snuggling with dragoness gf

                                            >watching some 20-year-old movie

                                            >premise is what if the changelings won and reality is just the dream they put you in in their pods

                                            >"Don't worry, Anon, if a changeling ever tries to put you away, I'll show them who has the stronger fire."

                                            >hearing her slightly raspy voice try to sound comforting

                                            >it's awfully cute

                                            >she hugs you tighter to her scaly, pink body

                                            >and warm...

                                            "Oh? I should go find a changeling then, so I can watch my girlfriend kick some tail."

                                            "I'm not worried about this movie, though. It reminds me of one from... where I come from."

                                            >in the movie, Shifting Realities offers Novus the choice between two cupcakes

                                            >...you don't remember her having a paw and talons when you saw this before

                                            >your girlfriend sighs

                                            >"She's doing it again..."

                                            >the camera pans back up to show a grinning Eris

                                            "Heh, at least she sorta makes it a new movie."

                                            >Novus picks the cherry cupcake

                                            >reality begins to distort around her

                                            "What do you think this time? All secretly draconequi?"

                                            >"And Novus is gonna be human out of the pod. It'll be rated X by act three."

                                            >she holds you tighter

                                            >her body rumbles with a low, protective growl

                                            >turn away from the screen to give her a quick peck on the cheek

                                            "I don't mind, Lelo. Stuff like that seems to put you in the mood to prove how incredibly sexy you are, and after watching a human-interspecies porno? I'll probably be in the mood to show myself off to you, too."

                                            >her growl dissolves into a purr

                                            >>"Wasn't my plan, but I can adapt!"

                                            >Eris smiles at you two from the other side of the screen

                                            >notepad in hand

                                            >a snap of her tail turns Novus into a perfect copy of you

                                            >voice unchanged though

                                            >kinda weird

                                            >>"Guess what, Novus! Time for a crash-course on lucid dreaming! Let's throw you off a building!"

                                            >Leloshem nibbles tenderly at your ear

                                            >"Mm, alright, let's hear her out, then."

                                            >shift around, settling in against her body

                                            >KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

                                            >three heads - one on screen - turn towards the noise

                                            >"Anon? Leloshem?"

                                            >oh it's princess purple

                                            >groan and try to squirm out of your girlfriend's surprisingly strong arms

                                            "We should probably hear her out."

                                            >the scaly embrace is unwavering

                                            >"But the plot's about to kick off, and we're already cuddling!"

                                            "Yeah, but do you think she'll take the hint when we don't open the door?"

                                            >"Ugh, I hate that you're right about this."

                                            >the comfortable pink prison unimprisons you

                                            >and then gets up, herself

                                            >Eris pulls herself through the screen and lands in a noodly heap on the floor

                                            >flickering with TV static

                                            >Leloshem shoots a few small bursts of flame, lighting up the magically bright candles

                                            >kills the atmosphere, but then again so did Twilight

                                            >"Hi you two! I was thinking about the growing number of diverse creatures living in Equestria, and figured I'd pay a visit to Ponyville's most exotic household."

                                            >so this is what a microaggression feels like

                                            "Hey twinkle sprinkle. You caught us watching a movie."

                                            >"Don't worry, this won't take long."

                                            >she pulls out an entire fucking packet

                                            >"Is Eris around? I have a few questions on how she's adapting to friendship, so I can cross-analyze her progress with Fluttershy's effect on Discord."

                                            >look back inside

                                            >Eris shakes her head

                                            "She's out doing noodle things."

                                            >your girlfriend grabs your arm

                                            >"What a shame. C'mon, Anon, let's go watch the-"

                                            >"Wait! Your experiences are good data, too. From your perspective, how well has Eris been adapting her chaotic nature to living in Equestria?"

                                            >some smoke trails from Leloshem's nose

                                            >"She's great when not trying to steal Anon from me. Doesn't hurt her friends."

                                            >>"Except when it'd be really funny."

                                            >Twilight pokes her head through the door

                                            >"I thought Eris was out?"

                                            "It's the movie."

                                            >"We're watching a movie."

                                            >the purple pony is undaunted

                                            >"Oh! You know, recent advances in thaumotechnology now allow movies to be frozen mid-play, in a sort of 'pause,' and-"

                                            >how did she get to be princess of friendship

                                            >turn away, look at Eris

                                            >mouth "please distract her"

                                            >she gives you a grin and a thumbs-up

                                            >you quickly hide the grin and thumbs-up from Twilight

                                            >no draconequi here, no siree

                                            >Leloshem is heating up

                                            >angery dragon alert

                                            >gently stroke her wings

                                            >suddenly, a series of low thumps shake the ground

                                            >Twilight, Lelo, and you stare towards the middle of town

                                            >Sugarcube Corner has grown arms and legs

                                            >and is dancing an Irish jig

                                            >or whatever the hell is the Equestrian version of Irish

                                            >Twilight poofs away the packet of questions

                                            >"I... have to go. Sorry we couldn't talk longer!"

                                            >Leloshem pulls you inside and calls back in a playful voice

                                            >"I'm not~!"

                                            >close the door

                                            >run and hug the noodle

                                            >a soft noodle who currently smells like fresh bread

                                            "Thanks for the distraction, Eris! I think we were about to get stuck for hours if not for that."

                                            >she... vibrates

                                            >is she purring?

                                            >>"You're welcome, Anon! Though, I didn't do anything. Love the hug though, we should do this more often."

                                            >she didn't?

                                            >...huh

                                            >a pair of scaly, pink arms wrap around you, not just Eris's mismatched arms

                                            >Leloshem picks you up - dragging Eris with you - and takes you back to the couch

                                            >"Movie time. I'm not letting Twilight get in the way of my cuddles, or my possible post-movie groping."

                                            >Eris phases through your arms

                                            >>"Well, enjoy the show. I know I will~"

                                            >she scritches under your chin with a talon

                                            >bursts into pixels

                                            >and flows back into the screen

                                            >snuggle back up to cute pink dragoness

                                            >her arms hold you firmly to her scaly body

                                            >her tail curls around your legs

                                            >get an affectionate lick on your head as the movie resumes

                                            >the you-shaped Novus, laying on a changeling-lair slab, turns to Eris

                                            >"I know Pony Sutra."

                                            >Eris smiles

                                            >>"Show me."

                                            >dragoness gf slowly rubs her hand along your body as Novus does, in fact, show Eris