it's ponut time

copied from thread :https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35796533/ [original author is Anon]

[Pinkie Pie] Pinkie Pie’s asshole tastes naturally sweet, a bit like cherries, and more sweaty and savory in the very center.

[Rainbow Dash] Rainbow Dash’s asshole tastes nice and spicy, almost like it’s been dabbed with hot sauce, it leaves a nice tingle on your tongue, if you keep lapping at it you’ll eventually reach a sweet berry undertone.

[Applejack] Applejack’s asshole tastes very rich and earthy, almost meaty. But yes, there is a slight hint of apples if you suck on it hard enough. It’s clear to you that she doesn’t soap it up much when she washes, resulting in a little sharp kick of sweat, but it’s pleasant and all-natural. A bit nutty in the center.

[Twilight Sparkle] This little bookworm’s wrinkled asshole has been stewing between her fat cheeks for a while. Unfortunately while she’s meticulous with just about everything else she forgets to wash her nethers. It tastes sweaty. Very, very very sweaty. Sweat is actually dribbling all over it. At first it tastes a bit like a salt lick, but if you keep at it you find a unique sourness that is quite pleasant. Bitter, salty, so musky it’ll make you dizzy that’s the taste of Twilight’s butthole.

[Rarity]

Sins you say? Well there’s nothing profane about gobbling up Rarity’s pert little ponut, which regrettably doesn’t taste like powdered sugar, nor marshmallows, but does taste incredibly clean and fresh. You won’t have to worry about any ungodly filth here, some might even call the lack of any particular flavor bland, but if anything it can be considered a nice palette cleanser, and it being well-maintained means it’s also luxuriously soft. You can sink your tongue deep, deep into it with very little effort. Even the hot muscular depths of her rectum taste perfectly clean and refreshing. The taste is so inoffensive you can just close your eyes and imagine you’re tasting communion wafers.

[Fluttershy]

Well, it doesn’t taste like butter despite its soft creamy texture and appearance. It’s more grassy, very natural and herbal. Tastes like she lets nature take its course, but it’s not rancid or anything, just untreated. Think of slightly burnt hay and mild alfalfa. Also she’ll be squeaking and eeking away as you slap your hungry tongue all over it, so there’s that. She’s very sensitive there.

Actually, in my opinion, I don't think the ponies have actual food tasting buttholes. I never actually really liked that idea. Instead, I would prefer to rank them in terms of a rancid to erotic scale.

In an idealized situation where they all took thorough baths and cleaned themselves good, they'd all be about equal, with deviations mainly ranking between personal preferences.

However, under normal conditions, say, after a normal day, the rancid-erotic ranking goes like this from left to right respectively

Rainbow Dash <Twilight <Applejack <Pinkie Pie <Fluttershy <Rarity

Here are my justifications: Rainbow Dash is most stinky not only because she's the most active, but because she's the most crass and immature. She would be farting all day as part of her "pranks" and inevitably a little poo might leak out by accident, which she doesn't notice or care about, and if she does she'd just smear it on a bush or something

Next is Twilight since she's always so busy. She wouldn't intentionally dirty herself unlike Dash, but due to the nature of her work and personality, she'd simply be forgetful and could/would go several days without bathing, or if she does it's the bare minimum

Then is Applejack. She keeps herself fairly kept up most of the time, but due to the nature of her farm work, she sweats a lot, by far more than any of the others. She's got her country mannerisms, so she doesn't have problems passing the gas, but only when she needs to, unlike Dash. She takes a shower at the end of each day to rid herself of the day's grime.

After her is Pinkie Pie. Pinkie may be hyperactive and appreciates some good toilet humor from time to time, but she actually takes care of herself. Daily showers and no reason for her to accumulate any filth purposefully.

At second place is Fluttershy who is just so shy, not only in her interactions with strangers, but her presentation as well. Anything that might cause her to stick out, including a stinky butthole (or vag) is dealt with promptly. Her butthole is pristine and she always holds her farts in until she's actually in a bathroom and able to clean herself accordingly.

And finally, Rarity. Obviously Rarity is the cleanest and as such the most erotic. Not only does her butthole have no averse smell to it at all, it's actually scented with subtle oils. Rarity makes it her mission to NEVER fart ever unless she has explicit reason to do so ONLY in the bathroom. If and after she does conclude her "business", she sanitizes it with great prejudice and reapplies her gentle oils again.