A Poem by Lichen


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                                                So hey, I'm Lichen, heard you guys like poems.

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                                                I read a guide that says I gotta rhyme,

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                                                But that sounds stupid, so I said screw it,

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                                                I'll do my own thing, and you're gonna like it.

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                                                So yeah, I'm Lichen, I'm a pretty hot mare,

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                                                Not like hot like the sun, but hot like sexy.

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                                                I like to eat lichen, it's good eatin'

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                                                They tell me I shouldn't, but I say screw 'em

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                                                Lichen is great, it's soft and squishy,

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                                                It's real good for eating and for bathing,

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                                                Whether in my mouth or between my thighs,

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                                                Lichen always gives you a good time.

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                                                You see my color? I'm a good shade of green.

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                                                My color's too bright? Don't be retarded.

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                                                Green's a good color, it's just like lichen,

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                                                And everyone knows, lichen is bitchin'

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                                                Oh yeah, secret's out, turns out I can rhyme

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                                                It's so easy, I do it all the time.

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                                                ...Oh Cirrus, I'm gonna run out of rhymes,

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                                                Never mind, I'll do them one at a time.

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                                                I might be kinda clueless, maybe a bit flighty,

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                                                I've burned down a few homes by accident,

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                                                I've gotten stuck humping a log or two,

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                                                But whatever, a mare like me always makes it through.

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                                                You falling for me yet? Come on, tell me the truth,

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                                                Check out my mane, it looks just like lichen,

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                                                And all ponies knows lichen is sexy,

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                                                And of all ponies here, I'm so not unsexy.

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                                                What? That last rhyme was sooo not cheating,

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                                                Sexy and unsexy are not the same words,

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                                                What other words rhyme with sexy, anyway?

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                                                So don't complain, it makes you look gay.

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                                                So be honest, I'm growing on you, aren't I?

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                                                I know, I'm Lichen, it's what I do.

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                                                Yeah, I heard that, "she's such a nut,"

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                                                Don't lie, I know I'm a mare you wanna rut.

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                                                You're speechless, huh, at a loss for what to say?

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                                                Don't say a word, I know I take your breath away,

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                                                I also took your boots, wait no, forget that part,

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                                                Say, you want some lichen? It's good for your heart!

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                                                I think I've said my piece, and now I'm starving too,

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                                                At first it was just for you, but now it's for food

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                                                But don't think this is just a simple distraction

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                                                Cause my stomach ain't all that needs satisfaction.

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                                                I see that look in your eye, I know you want me

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                                                But I'm going to leave you wanting more,

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                                                Cause Lichen leaves a good taste in your mouth,

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                                                Soon you and I will do it like they do down south.

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                                                Bitchin' Lichen, signing out.