Twilights brother (Stacy's Mom Parody)


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                                                (Let's make a deal. You, The Reader, shall forgive my Autism in making this. And I, The Author, shall never delete a work from my account, because I think erasing my history and progress from view is cringe and I also never wish to deny anyone the fiction they want, even if it's bad.)

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                                                Applejack stopped Twilight by her apple stand.

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                                                >Hey Twilight, how are you today.

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                                                >I'm just p-peachy myself.

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                                                >Listen, I wanted to talk to you about something.

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                                                *Groovy song starts*

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                                                https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number

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                                                Twilight can I come by the libraaary

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                                                (Library)

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                                                I need help with something scaaary

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                                                (something scary)

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                                                Did spike get back from his gem mining trip

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                                                (mining trip)

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                                                Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip?

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                                                (Give me the slip)

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                                                You know he's not the little colt that he used to be

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                                                He's all grown up now

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                                                Twilight can't you see?

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number

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                                                A sweetie pie

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                                                I see him in my slumber

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                                                Twilight can't you hear

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                                                I want to be his dear

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                                                I know it might be sin but

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                                                I'm in love with Twilights kin

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number

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                                                Twilight do you remember when we saved the town

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                                                (saved the town)

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                                                And Spike came with us in just a night gown.

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                                                (A night gown)

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                                                I could tell he liked me from the way he moved

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                                                (The way he moved)

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                                                And the way he said

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                                                "can you lift me up there"

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                                                (Lift me up there)

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                                                And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

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                                                But since Rarity dumped him

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                                                Your bro could use a gal like me.

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                                                Twilights brother is looking like a number (Looking like my number)

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                                                A sweetie pie. I see him in my slumber (Deep in my slumber)

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                                                Twilight can't you hear

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                                                I want to be his dear

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                                                I know it might be sin but

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                                                I'm in love with Twilights kin

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                                                Twilights bro, oh, oh

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                                                (I'm in love with)

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                                                Twilights bro, oh, oh

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                                                (Wait a minute)

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                                                Twilight can't you hear

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                                                I want to be his dear

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                                                I know it might be sin but

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                                                I'm in love with Twilights kin