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[NSFW] NN - A normal BOI Intro

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-03 23:52:50
Expiry: Never
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  1. - Writer's note: I only added the NSFW tag because one part includes sex, but most are just action or crazy scenes -
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  4. >Be Normal Norman
  5. >Highschool is over
  6. >No more homework, no more bullying
  7. >No more magic madness
  8. >After everyone got their degrees, Sunset and purple went away to Starswirl's Proffesional Academy
  9. >AJ went to business college thanks to a schoolarship, Rainbow went to join the NASA, Brad joined Air Force, yellow is studying wild life in Africa with her mentor Zecora, Pinkie went to California with her short and temperamental boyfriend, and Rarity went to NYC to open a boutique
  10. >As for you, you went back to Philadelphia
  11. >You don't feel like grabbing books now, you just want to get some normality
  12. >You are working in a carshop, nothing too fancy or too brainy
  13. >One day, a black dodge charger stops for a transmition check
  14. >The guy who brought it has been eyeing you for a long time
  15. >"Hey kid"
  16. "Yes sir?"
  17. >"Done with my car already?"
  18. "Yeah, the transmition is ok. Kinda weird, these classic cars tend to break easily due to keeping them stock, but every piece has been very well mantained. It's almost-"
  19. >"Magical"
  20. >You turn quickly to him
  21. >The way he pronounced that word was very strange, like if he knew something about special about the car
  22. >"Well, if you are done and the car is still moving we will keep talking"
  23. >He takes his keys out, and starts the car
  24. >The car ignites as usual
  25. >"Perfect job kid. If you ever want to get a better garage to work with, give me a call, but fast. The spot won't be free for long"
  26. >He gives you a card, pays for the service, and goes away
  27. >You check the car: B.O.I. - Destiny Road 1
  28. >The numbers and adress are from Canterlot City
  29. >You aren't so sure, you left the town a year ago
  30.  
  31. >Then again, Canterlot City isn't that bad
  32. >Seeing normal colored people was calming, but it got boring after a while
  33. "Mr. Bill, can I use the phone?"
  34. >"Sure thing kid. In the office"
  35. >Going to your boss's office, you still wonder why that man has been looking at you
  36. >A few twirls in the old classic black phone, you hear someone picking up
  37. >"Hello, welcome to B.O.I."
  38. "Yeah, well, my name is Norman and one of your guys-"
  39. >"Gave you a card. Take your boss' car and comeback Normal Norman, we need you for testing"
  40. "Wait, how do you-"
  41. >"And don't call again. This number doesn't exists anymore"
  42. >The call ends abruptly. You dial again, but phone services say the number doesn't exist
  43. >When you leave the office, your boss hands you his car keys and some money
  44. "Whoa! Wait Mr. Bill, why do you give me this?"
  45. >"Someone came and told me to do it. Good luck in your last job"
  46. "Last job?"
  47. >He goes into his office. When you followed him and open the door, there's no one there
  48. "Okay, I think I made a big mistake"
  49. >With nowhere else to go, you take the car and drive back to Canterlot City
  50.  
  51. >Canterlot City! the city with streets named after stars, life metaphores, and horse puns
  52. >You drive all the way to Destiny Road
  53. >The road is the most strange: it's mostly plain fields, yet there are small landmarks with numbers
  54. >At the end of the road there's an old farm. almost abandoned
  55. >The only thing you manage to see is a litted window
  56. >You leave your car and go inside the barn
  57. >You would knock, but there's no door
  58. "Hello? Helloooooo..... Hello?"
  59. >"Who's talking?"
  60. >There's a man with a lamp sitting next to the window
  61. >He must be the one keeping it lit
  62. "Um.... Somebody gave me a card. He told me to come here"
  63. >"Back of the barn, in the horse stable"
  64. >You were really skeptic to do this, but nothing in this city makes sense for starters
  65. >You can go to a pizzeria that serves fried chicken, a golf course where you have a rally race, or even a train station can be used for satanic raves
  66. >Good thing Rarity and you didn't went because purple wanted to have a sleepover
  67. >You never saw green again though. Only his fedora was found there
  68. >You reach the stables where some men are inside each horse cell
  69. >There's one with your name
  70. >You enter, and a voice is heard from somewhere
  71. >"Gentlemen, you have been selected for one job. The most important job in your lifes. We selected the best proffesionals: from high ranked militars and black market henchmen and contractors, to survivors of the most dangerous events in this city"
  72. >"We have been watching each one of you, and now you will be tested a last time: no fights, no fetch quests, no quizzes. Only a written test, a physical, and an eye exam. good luck"
  73. >Finished that sentence, the floor under everyone opens up and all fall
  74. "FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!"
  75.  
  76. >You fall for 10 seconds before you see the floor
  77. >There's no chance to survive the fall, so you only close your eyes and scream
  78. "GODDAMMIT BOI!!!"
  79. >Expecting death, something strange happened
  80. >For a moment, you felt more light and flutter down until you reach the ground
  81. >When you are back on your feet, you see a door
  82. >Inside the underground building all the men in the stable are there with a man in a black suit
  83. >"You are the last one, not a good feeling about that"
  84. >The room has some chairs and desks. The man in a suit makes a wave, and everyone sits down.
  85. >"This is part one, the test is on your desk. You have 30 minutes"
  86. >After he says that, he goes to another room
  87. >On the table there's the test and one pencil
  88. >Everyone are on their own now
  89.  
  90. >Well, some guys aren't as happy to do this test
  91. >May as well ask
  92. >You go close to a guy with a simple leather jacket and blue jeans
  93. "Hey man, do you know what are we doing?"
  94. >He just shrugs his shoulders
  95. >You go to the next: a hawaiian shirt and black trousers
  96. "Any idea what do these guys want?"
  97. >"Yo no hablo ingles. Los Zetas hablan español"
  98. >You don't get too much spanish, but all the world knows the Zeta Cartel
  99. >One finishes and just waits
  100. >Looks like Captain America
  101. "Excuse me sir, do you know why we were selected?"
  102. >"I'm afraid not mate, those shady gents aren't much of social ettiquete. They just came to my platoon and selected me"
  103. >Brit. So they go worldwide
  104. >You stand up, go to the other door and knock twice
  105. >A man opens it
  106. >"You are wasting time"
  107. "Sorry, I just wanted to know why we were picked up and the benefits and that stuff"
  108. >"You were selected. Basis only"
  109. "Ok. What about beneficts?"
  110. >"Insurance, healthcare, dental plan, can drive the car's company. Finish your test"
  111. >He closes the door and you go back to your seat
  112. >While you couldn't answer much of the questions, something caught your eye
  113. >Most questions looked like the things purple used to tell you about Equestria
  114. >The agent returns and takes all the exams
  115. >"Alright everyone, to the next test"
  116. >He guides everyone to some sort of gym ground
  117. >"You will finish this course. At the end there's guns with real ammunition, so be ready for the next course"
  118. >All of you line up and wait for the sign
  119. >"Ready, set, GO!"
  120. >All of you run to the obstacles, monkey bars, and mini bridges
  121. >The Queen's knight ends second. The first was an asian guy all dressed in black
  122. >You end 4th. Mr. jacket managed to finish the monkey bars faster than you
  123. >Mexico didn't had too much luck. he was a little out of shape
  124.  
  125. >When everyone is together, a plate with glocks rises and an alarm sounds
  126. >The wall in front of you goes down, and lots of monsters and targets appear
  127. >Everyone takes a gun and start shooting
  128. >Except you
  129. >You have been around guns thanks to hanging out with Nolan, but you never used one
  130. >Let alone the alarm and the shooting sounds made you freeze on spot
  131. >What are you going to do?!
  132. >No! Come on Norman, get your shit together!
  133. >No time to think! It's now or never!
  134. >You grab one of the guns and check the barrel
  135. >It's fully loaded
  136. >You try to aim, but your hands are getting really shaky and sweaty
  137. >You walk a bit to the front, but you can't keep looking between the alarm and the shooting
  138. >You close your eyes, twist your head, and pull the trigger
  139. >*BANG!*
  140.  
  141. >"¡¡¡AHHHHH!!! ¡HIJO DE LA CHINGADA! ¡¡¡MI CULO, AHHHHH!!!"
  142. >The poor mexican falls onto his butt and starts rolling grabbing his ass
  143. >The alarm stops and everyone is looking right at you
  144. >Your hands are locked, keeping the trigger back
  145. >Some personnel went to help the mexican and the agent takes the gun off your hands
  146. >"We will have a pause until our cadet recovers. If you could follow me please"
  147. >The guys and you go to a waiting room. In there everyone judges you
  148. J: Why did you shoot that mexican up his ass?!
  149. "I-I-I-I don't know! I got scared and-"
  150. B: Maybe you shouldn't have come here lad. This place ain't a schoolyard, you know?
  151. "Aggghh, I'm sorry. It's just I never used a gun and-"
  152. >The japanese says something in, well, japanese
  153. "I don't know what you said to me, but I bet it was something really bad"
  154. >He nods
  155. >The agent comes back
  156. >"Do not be afraid, the man will recover. Now, for formality, we will run an eye exam. Please follow me"
  157. >While everyone walks out the room, the agent stops you
  158. >"You wait here"
  159. >He takes all the men outside, and you are all alone
  160.  
  161. >You sit and wait for your punishment
  162. >A while later, one agent comes back and slap your ass
  163. >"Good game"
  164. "Hey! What was that for?!"
  165. >"It was a playful thing. I though you will like it after your friend saved your butt"
  166. >He removes his hat and glasses: it's Nolan!
  167. "No way! You work with these guys?"
  168. >"More like for them. They recruited me 6 months ago and I though I could have more fun with one of my friends here"
  169. "Even though I shot a mexican up his ass?"
  170. >"We always knew you were racist since highschool man"
  171. "I'm a melting pot of friendship, not a goddamn racist"
  172. >"Whatever. Congrats on joining BOI"
  173. "What about the eye exam?"
  174. >"It's a setup: these guys can delete memories. I'm still trying to learn to use the memory stone"
  175. "Wait, so I joined a bunch of secret agents to deal with magic shit?! I left Canterlot because of that!"
  176. >"I know, but your tests so far shows that you are the man that knows how to deal with these events. And you were Twilight's best friend"
  177. >You are a little nervous
  178. >Can you really take this new responsability? You can wipe your memory if you want
  179. >But what if something really dangerous comes, and you die because you weren't ready?
  180. >"Earth to Norman, we have to go"
  181. "Uh?"
  182. >"We have to go. Our assigment starts now"

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