[NSFW] NN - A normal BOI M1


                                            >Your walk to the main hub was really unpleasant

                                            >All the other agents went slapping your ass callin you "Shotass"

                                            "Is this really neccesary?"

                                            >"Relax, we have our first nickname. Mine is Saint Killer"

                                            "Because you kill and you are part of the Saints?"

                                            >"Because in the shooting test I shot the image of The Pope"

                                            "Ohh"

                                            >You two enter inside the office

                                            >The room is barely lit: the lights are on the floor

                                            >You managed to make out a desk and two chairs

                                            >Nolan and you sit, and a screen lights up

                                            >"Welcome agents of BOI. For the new agent, congratulations. you are now partners. We have an assigment a new man like you can work"

                                            >The screen shows a bunch of files

                                            >"The call is from agent Blush. She needs backup collecting magical items in the north section of the city"

                                            >You see the image of agent Blush

                                            >For some reason, she looks really familiar

                                            "We'll go inmediatly sir"

                                            >"Perfect. Go to the parking for briefing. Mr. Smile out"

                                            >The screen turns off and the room lights up

                                            >"Come on man, we have to go"

                                            >You follow Nolan to the parking area: it looks nothing like one

                                            >The room has clothes, guns, and car keys on a display

                                            >"Ms. Facade, nice to see you"

                                            >>"Nice to see you again SK. Here is your briefing"

                                            >"Thanks"

                                            >You go with the clerk. She is an older lady

                                            "Uh.... Miss Facade, isn't it? Nice to meet you, I'm Normal Norman"

                                            >>"Hehe, we know who you are Shotass. Here is your briefing"

                                            >She hands you a file

                                            >>"Take care of shooting more booties out there"

                                            "Hehe, yeah. See you later"

                                            >Checking the file, everything is planned already: both of you will go inside an Enus Super Diamond. You two will go dressed as etiquette men to the casino inside The Stallion building. There, you two will meet with agent Blush

                                            >You go inside the changer and upload your suit

                                            >The changer is automatic because a lazer checked your body, and two seconds later lots of robotic arms dress you up

                                            >"Ready for the gala pal? I'm driving"

                                            >He takes a key, and you two go to the next room where the car is already deployed


                                            >You never though you'll be in one very expensive car, yet here you are

                                            >Riding shotgun with your friend Nolan

                                            "So, six months?"

                                            >"A lot of agents have been hitting retirement, and ever since Twilight and Sunset came here a lot of anomalies have been reported. They need new agents regularly"

                                            "Ah. So, how's everything with Amy?"

                                            >"She is ok. Why do you ask?"

                                            "I had a dream. She got shot, and I was carrying the gun. I though it was a nightmare"

                                            >"It wasn't"

                                            "What?"

                                            >He opens the file

                                            >"Case Abnormal: the reason why I choose you was because we had a breakout. Some form of darkness tainted everybody. You came back for some reason, and went postal in the school area. She got shot, but she is ok. The bullet went in and out. Now she is in Britain with her new band. As for me, I stayed to keep an eye on you"

                                            >You read the files

                                            >You weren't the only one berserk. A lot of your friends now are behind bars or forgot the incident happened

                                            "I'm Sorry. It's just that dream felt so real... I wanted to believe it was all in my head"

                                            >"Sadly it wasn't. That's why I am the one with guns and you will be a scout"

                                            "Okay. I promise you I won't fail"

                                            >He gives you a thumbs up, and accelerates

                                            >A while later, you two reached The Stallion building: the most exclusive skyscrapper in the city

                                            >Everyone reconigze it thanks to the giant horse head on top

                                            >"Let's go to the casino"

                                            >Both show fake invites, and go inside

                                            "Alright, where's Blush?"

                                            >"No straight contact. Walk around and lose yourself. If we meet our agent straight, we are goners"

                                            "Understood. What are we looking for?"

                                            >"I don't know. She was supposed to meet us here "by accident", but she isn't here. I'll go west, you go east"

                                            "Ok"

                                            >Nolan and you separate

                                            >The east side is normal: blackjack, poker, roulette, a bar, a fortune wheel


                                            >Meh, may as well kill some time in the games

                                            >You go to the wheel of fortune

                                            >"Come one, come all! Try your luck at the wheel of fortune!"

                                            "I'm in. A hundred to the $100"

                                            >The croupier spins the wheel

                                            >Some spins later, the wheel stops at $20

                                            "So sorry sir. Good luck next time"

                                            >You check your surroundings: no sign of agent Blush yet

                                            >Your cellphone sounds. It's Nolan

                                            >"Any luck on your side?"

                                            "No"

                                            >"My side is a bit big. Call me if you meet her"

                                            "Got it"

                                            >You hang up

                                            >You could use a drink now. Good to accept defeat

                                            >A walk later you are in front of the bar

                                            >"What are you having?"

                                            >You check the menu

                                            "Give me a fuzzy navel"

                                            >The guy mixes at incredible speed. A moment later, your drink is in front

                                            >"$50 plus tip"

                                            >You give him $60 and move out

                                            >Reaching the blackjack tables you think you have less of a chance to fuck this one

                                            >"Want to give it a try?"

                                            >You put $100

                                            >"sorry sir, this table is from $1000 to up"

                                            >Fuck, that's all you have left. Pass, you probably will need the cash later

                                            >You turn your head around, and see a green woman with long green hair

                                            >It looks similar like the one in the files

                                            >You give Nolan a call

                                            >*Tuuuuu*...*Tuuuuu* "Norman?"

                                            "Hey man, I found our girl"

                                            >"Really?"

                                            "Yeah. She is at the blackjack tables. Really hot body too"

                                            >"Stop daydreaming and don't get close until I'm there"

                                            >He hangs up

                                            >You only look her from afar

                                            >Looking at her curves

                                            >Her C cups being softly pressed against the fabric

                                            >Her bum slightly coming out of the dress

                                            >Her shiny ambar eyes being hidden behind her long hair

                                            >She looks at you, but she doesn't mind

                                            >Giving a mischieving smile, she poses seductively and winks at you


                                            >You wink back at her and turn to the bar

                                            "Hey man, can you do me a favor?"

                                            >A moment later, a waiter takes the drink to the green woman

                                            >"Here's a drink for you madame, from the gentleman over there"

                                            >The waiter points at you and you wave your hand

                                            >She takes the drink and the note you left her

                                            [Lady, I'm Norman. If you ever have some time for a coffee or dinner, call me. Even if you have problems]

                                            >She smiles, and writes something on the note

                                            >The waiter brings it back

                                            [If you want a date, call me]

                                            >Her number is written there

                                            >"Hey Norman"

                                            >You look at your left side. It's Nolan

                                            "Hey man. Had fun in the west wing?"

                                            >"More or less. I see you found her already"

                                            "Not only that"

                                            >You show him the number

                                            >"You always were more faster with girls than Brad"

                                            "I like my girls concious. Thank you very much"

                                            >Nolan calls at the number

                                            >>"Hello?"

                                            >"We are everywhere. We are nowhere"

                                            >>"Agent North? So the guy with you-"

                                            >"Maybe another day Squirter. Where is our objective?"

                                            >>"That's the problem. It was on auction and it was already sold. It's in the vault at the basement"

                                            >"We have any way to enter whatsoever?"

                                            >>"No, you'll have to blow it up. Good luck Saint"

                                            >After that, she stands up and leaves the casino

                                            "Ok. Good: we met our contact, and we know where our item is"

                                            >"Bad: is in a vault, and we don't have any way to enter"

                                            "Can you call the Saints and just blow up everything and recover the item?"

                                            >"I'm not a fan of shooting"

                                            "What other options do we have?"

                                            >"well, the only people with access are 3: the bank manager of the city, on vacation at the resort 3 blocks from here. The owner of the building: on the last floor, but we need a code to the penthouse. And finally: Mr. Rich - personal friend of the owner. But he isn't here, his wife is"


                                            "I pick the resort. Seems easy enough"

                                            >"Alright, let's go"

                                            >Both leave the casino, and go down the elevator

                                            "So..."

                                            >"So..."

                                            "So... Squirter?"

                                            >"She was in our school. The reason why you don't remember is because she used magic items to delete our memories. The nickname Squirter was because when she got in the organization, everyone was cheering and looking at her. She did great in the exams, the problem is she never told us how thirsty for attention she was. When we realized, she already left a snail trail all over the floor"

                                            "Damn, she must have been desperate"

                                            >"She still is, but we are working on it"

                                            >Both reach F1, and go inside the car

                                            >A drive later, you are in front of the mini resort

                                            >"Ok, this should be easy. We say we are people of his bank, and we need to know the room. We can start from there"

                                            >Both enter and speak to the clerk

                                            >>"Welcome to the Golden Oats hotel. Room for two?"

                                            >"No, my friend and I are working for Mr. Goldenbit. We spoke with him on the phone: he didn't gave us the report for the next quarter, and he told us it would be here at his room"

                                            >>"Oh. Well, Mr. Goldenbit is at the pool right now, you could talk to him"


                                            "Can you guide us to the pool?"

                                            >>"Why, absolutely. Please follow me"

                                            >Nolan and you follow the woman, and he whispers at you

                                            >"Dude, why do we need to talk to him?"

                                            "Your dad manages corporations, right? Just say something dumb and we will get the key to his room"

                                            >"Ok, I'll see what I can do"

                                            >A walk later, you two are inside an artificial beach

                                            >The bank manager is there resting

                                            >"Alright, let's do this"

                                            >Both get closer to the man

                                            >>"Hello gentlemans, can I help you?"

                                            >"Mr. Goldenbit? Hi. I'm Neo and-"

                                            "Roman. We have a problem"

                                            >>"Well, what is it?"

                                            >"You see Mr. Goldenbit: we can't complete the quarter. You didn't send us the memo with this month's earnings"

                                            >>"Dear Christ. I can't let that joke of an assistant to do a simple job"

                                            "Well, if you had some form of USB or disc, maybe we can do it now in a second"

                                            >>"Great, my laptop is here. My room is 3-D. Here is the key"

                                            >The man hands you the key to his room

                                            >"Thanks Mr. Goldenbit. We'll do this quickly"

                                            >Both separate from the manager and take the elevator

                                            >"Wow, I never though it will be so easy"

                                            "Really? Is this job hard?"

                                            >"Ehhh, 50/50. Depends on your assigment"

                                            "Good point"

                                            >The elevator reaches destination, and both go to the room

                                            >"Alright, search for the card key. It should be in his wallet or his pants"

                                            "Understood"

                                            >Nolan and you check all the drawers and clothing of the room trying to avoid leaving marks

                                            "Found it"

                                            >"Ok. Let's get out of here before-"

                                            >>"Someone sees you?"

                                            >Both turn to see the bank manager with two bodyguards

                                            >>"You really though I wouldn't notice how you would two tried to rob my vault? You thiefs are getting more annoying these days"

                                            >You two are cornered

                                            >There's only a way out!


                                            >Nolan and you launch against the guards

                                            >You throw two straight punches to the guard

                                            >Meanwhile, Nolan makes a leg lock to the other guards head

                                            >He spins into a wrestling move and drops him to the ground

                                            >Your guard resisted more

                                            >He shakes off the hits and tries to punch your face

                                            >You go back, and return with a right hook to the chin

                                            >The guard falls hard against the floor

                                            "Ha! That's it?"

                                            >Goldenbit snaps his fingers and 5 guards comes out

                                            "Oh, there's more"

                                            >>"Nowhere to run boys. Give up"

                                            >"Ok, that's enough"

                                            >Nolan takes his gun out and shoots out the window

                                            >He grabs you and jumps to the pool

                                            "Are you crazy?! It isn't that deep!"

                                            >"I know!"

                                            >He raises his arm, shining in blue, and when you turn to see what happened, he froze the water!

                                            "How did you do that?!"

                                            >"My dad gave me alien bracelets when I graduated. I'm like a crazy super hero"

                                            >You two slide in one of the artificial frozen waves and run to the exit

                                            >"Come on! We don't have much time before he calls the cops!"

                                            "On it!"

                                            >He jumps to the driver's car seat, and turns it on

                                            >You reach shotgun, and both escape


                                            >A drive later, you two reach The Stallion building again

                                            >Using the keycard, you go down to the basement

                                            >In there, there's a giant vault full of small boxes

                                            >"Ok, our box is the number 3131"

                                            "How are we going to find it?"

                                            >"The boxes are organized per thousands. Find column number 3"

                                            "On it"

                                            >After opening the vault, both reach column 3

                                            >"3000.... 3050... 3100!"

                                            "Found it!"

                                            >You take the metal box and open it

                                            >There is a strange golden glove

                                            "Let's go before-"

                                            >Security guards from the building are pointing their guns at you two

                                            >>"Leave the box and put your hands in the air!"

                                            "Make me!"

                                            >In a quick motion, you put the strange glove on

                                            >It feels like if you just put a hollow bag made of tissue

                                            >"Norman! Whatever you do, don't point your hand at them!"

                                            "Wha-why?"

                                            >After finishing the sentence, the glove shots a lazer, hitting the guards

                                            >They were turned in gold!

                                            "Oh, that's why"

                                            >"Give me that"

                                            >Nolan takes your glove off

                                            >"Ok. We need one of the trucks in the building to take these guys to the closest decontamination area"

                                            "Sorry dude, I got desperate"

                                            >"Whatever. At least we are safe now"

                                            >After a while, you two carry the heavy gold statues to the back of a truck

                                            >You drive this time

                                            "Magic gloves. Alien bracelets. Sexy chicks I don't remember. This day sounded like a strange 007 flick"

                                            >"You will get used to this madness while you work longer. Take us downtown"

                                            >A small drive later you stop inside a very well hidden warehouse

                                            "The cleaners should be around here?"

                                            >"Yup. We made quite a mess today"

                                            >Some agents come out of the shadows dressed in black

                                            >One is agent Blush

                                            >>"Alright gentlemen: reverse spell, damage count, quarantine and cleaning. Go, go, go"

                                            "Hey! Hi Blush!"

                                            >>"I'm very angry with you agent Normal: first day and you stole the bank manager in charge of the city funding, fighting and shooting inside a resort, and pull out a heist with casualties"

                                            "Well, the shoots came from Nolan, and the guys were an accident"

                                            >>"No excuses! We have to clean a lot now. It was a simple job: meet me, take a keycard, and take the box. Not blow part of upside town"

                                            >"Hey, cut him some slack Squirter. He took good care of himself, and we are going to return the keycard. We didn't touch Goldenbit's money"

                                            >>"I'm still warning you both: another one of these stunts, and you are out. We have enough with Thruster, we don't need copycats"

                                            >After that she goes to the truck, move the gold bodies to another room, and takes the glove

                                            >>"Debrief with Facade. Mission is over"


                                            "Yes Si- erh, Ma'am!"

                                            >Nolan and you leave the warehouse

                                            "So, we go to HQ or Facade is in another place?"

                                            >"Another place. I'll take you there"

                                            >He takes a button from his pocket and press it

                                            >A while later, the Super Diamond is parked at the corner

                                            "Wow, self-driving. These guys really have everything"

                                            >"Get in"

                                            >You ride shotgun again, and Nolan drives

                                            "So tell me: alien bracelets?"

                                            >"I can't tell you much cause you ain't no Saint, but... when somebody becomes a lieutenant for the city's gang, The Boss wants to talk with you. In short: he and dad gave me these bracelets that allows me to throw fire or ice balls, move metal items, power punch like hulk and run really fast"

                                            "You Saints are crazy"

                                            >"Hard to believe we started as a street gang couped up in Saints's Row inside an abandoned church"

                                            "Yeah. It almost sounds like you work for the president"

                                            >"Hehe, yeah"

                                            >A while later you are in front of a small house in the suburbs

                                            >"This is the place"

                                            >You two leave the car and Nolan knocks on the door

                                            >>"Coming!"

                                            >Miss Facade opens the door

                                            >>"Saint Killer, Shootass: come inside"

                                            >The house looks like a classic granny home. Except for the badly hidden dresser from HQ

                                            >>"Your debriefing starts now"

                                            >She gives you both a file with a title reading "Report"

                                            >Inside there's a blank paper with a note. It says: write the events of the mission

                                            >There's another one with instructions: an adress, a phone number, and the clothes you have to select

                                            >Woah, they plan everything. Even the cooldown

                                            >You get in the dresser ang select the outfit

                                            >a white polo and beige dress pants

                                            >You are going to the east side. Nolan will go close in the suburbs

                                            >Miss Facade give to both of you a pen and both write down the report

                                            >After that, you leave the house

                                            "Ok man, I think I had enough for today. See you next time they call us"

                                            >"See you soon Norman. Don't be a stranger"

                                            >Both wave goodbye, and you hail a cab

                                            >After some time, the taxi takes you to your "house"


                                            >Inside, it isn't too fancy: a bed, a fridge with some food, a table with a mini tv and a black phone, and another room taking you to the bathroom

                                            >You remove your clothes and take a shower

                                            >A lot of things run through your mind

                                            >Who are these guys? What are those magical items? Why did they choose you specifically?

                                            >After you finish drying up, you check under the pillow of your bed. There's a set of pajamas

                                            >You dress up with them and close your eyes. A night of sleep will help


                                            Epilogue

                                            >"Status Mr. Thruster?"

                                            "While green, the kid has potential. He will help us a lot"

                                            >"Report?"

                                            "The readings lead no where"

                                            >"Any strange insights?"

                                            "After I followed the readings, I found only one thing"

                                            "A fedora"